Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 64 Poor Guan Gu

Everyone in 3602 remained silent upon hearing Ziqiao's words.

Outside the door, there was a heated argument and a fight, while inside, there was a stagnant stillness and silence.

Ziqiao was the only one burned in this fire, and the only one drowned in this stagnant pool.

"Listen to me, there are just too many of them, and our suite is too small to accommodate this group of ladies."

"And look at how fiercely they can fight amongst themselves outside. If they really find me, who knows what they'll do to me."

"At that time, there will be many people and little space, and with everyone pushing and shoving, who knows what might happen."

"What if those crazy women don't care about anything and hurt me, or what if they hurt everyone else?"

Ziqiao started making reasons and excuses for himself. He wanted to prove to everyone that his choice was rational, correct, and the best decision he had made after careful consideration.

It wasn't because he was afraid to face it and only wanted to escape, but rather it was a cowardly act of instinct.

But in this critical situation, the more he explains, the more it highlights his guilty conscience.

"Brother Ziqiao, if you want to run away, just say so. Don't act like you're concerned about our safety."

"If you're really worried about us getting hurt, you should open the door right now and settle things with them right outside the door."

"Instead of just running off with Meijia and leaving us in 3602 to clean up your mess," Curry Sauce said bluntly, saying everything she wanted to say.

Ziqiao's face turned ashen. He was still trying to explain himself, but Curry Sauce ignored him and started carrying the camera into the house.

"Guan Gu, could you please come and help us carry the camera inside?"

"No, please listen to me properly..." Ziqiao coughed again in his anxiety.

"Alright, stop explaining." Zeng Xiaoxian patted Ziqiao on the shoulder. "If you're so good at explaining, why don't you go explain to the four major sects outside?"

"Isn't it because explaining to us comes without any cost, while explaining to them risks their lives?"

If Ziqiao simply chooses to run away, everyone will be disappointed but understandable.

After all, anger is contagious. With so many people outside, who knows if one or two might lose their temper and actually try to kill Ziqiao?

As friends, they couldn't possibly let Ziqiao risk his life to make the decision they thought was right.

But as Curry Sauce said: It's fine if you want to run away, it's fine if you just want to run away with Mika, but you can't just abandon us and run away and then insist that it's for our own good.

After being teased by Curry Sauce and Zeng Xiaoxian, Ziqiao finally understood what was going on.

Ziqiao's face was extremely ugly. He wanted to apologize, but he couldn't bring himself to do it for the time being.

"Meijia, what do you say?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Meijia: "Although Ziqiao is indeed a scoundrel, he is quite ill and needs someone to take care of him."

Zeng Xiaoxian is right, Ziqiao's illness is indeed very serious.

Last night, he was already injured when Yifei knocked him flat on his back. Then, he fainted from anger, which was a great loss of his mental energy. He also lay on the cold floor for half the night, which made him catch a bad cold.

Or rather, the fact that Zi Qiao only had a bad cold is proof that he is usually in pretty good health.

Yifei asked Yumo to take care of Nanfeng just to keep him from doing anything reckless, but she asked Meijia to take care of Ziqiao because she was really worried about his health.

Not to mention that he hasn't had any injections or medicine yet, and he's been forced to travel all over the world.

Even if he deserved it, Zeng Xiaoxian still felt he was too pitiful.

Meijia had been silent all along, and only now did she finally ask three words in a nonchalant manner.

"A crazy woman?"

Others might focus on Zi Qiao's desperate attempts to clear his name, but for Mei Jia...

The words "crazy woman" are almost like a knife to the heart!

"Mika, let me explain..."

"Then explain," Mika said calmly.

Ziqiao always tries his best to explain when he doesn't need to, but when he really needs to explain, he can't come up with a single word.

"Hehe." Mika chuckled softly, "Luckily, I'm not a crazy woman."

Ziqiao coughed repeatedly.

Contrary to expectations, Meijia didn't scold Ziqiao any further; she simply helped him up from the sofa.

"Come on, you should still be able to climb over the balcony, right?"

Ziqiao looked at Meijia in surprise.

"Whether you face it or run away, since you've made your decision, what can we outsiders say?"

Meijia said calmly.

"Teacher Zeng, Guangu, Curry, then I'll leave this to the three of you."

The arguing and fighting outside can't go on indefinitely; eventually, Teacher Zeng and the other two will have to deal with that group outside.

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand: "No problem, I'm the host of a relationship advice show. I'm the most professional at dealing with men and women who are stuck in relationship problems."

Guan Gu is quite reliable. He instructed, "I just went to the balcony and the balcony door of 3603 is locked. Nanfeng and Yumo should have gone out."

"You and Ziqiao can only climb over the balcony to 3601 first. Once you get to 3601, remember to give Ziqiao some medicine first and then think about where you should hide."

Curry Sauce, still a bit childish, hummed and sang, but still muttered under her breath, "You two must be careful on the road."

"Everyone……"

For the first time in his life, Ziqiao felt a genuine urge to apologize, and he desperately longed for forgiveness.

"Alright, get out of here!" Zeng Xiaoxian pushed Ziqiao toward the balcony.

The three of them were relieved when they saw that Ziqiao and Meijia had landed safely on the balcony of 3601.

The arguing outside the door gradually subsided. As the most irrational group argued and fought until they were exhausted, rational voices once again took the lead.

The question of whether or not to break down the door has been raised once again.

"Guan Gu, Curry, and the camera have all been moved into the bedroom, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked nervously.

Ziqiao's reasons were partly correct: with so many people in such a small space, things would be bumpy and chaotic, and with everyone pushing and shoving, who knows what might happen.

These cameras were all borrowed by Nanfeng, and each one is incredibly expensive. If they are accidentally bumped or damaged, Nanfeng will definitely hold the three of them accountable.

"There's only one left, let's hurry up and move it." Curry Sauce and Guan Gu quickly moved the last camera into Guan Gu's bedroom.

The three of them stared solemnly at the renewed, intense knocking on the door.

"What should we do now?" Curry Sauce whispered to Zeng Xiaoxian, "Should we call the police?"

"What's the use of calling the police? They haven't done anything wrong. At most, the police will just give them a lecture."

Zeng Xiaoxian broke out in a cold sweat: "If we anger some of the unreasonable ones among them, do you think they'll give us a second chance to call the police?"

"That's true."

"I have a bold idea, but I'm not sure if it will work," Zeng Xiaoxian said.

Guan Gu chimed in, "Whether it works or not, it's better than waiting for them to bang on the door."

"Then listen to me..."

……

Outside the door, several beautiful women who were knocking and shouting became increasingly irritable.

"Why don't we just smash it? We're here to settle scores with that scumbag, and we're in the right."

"Yeah, how much does a door cost? There are so many of us, we can just chip in and pay them double."

"Yes, I booked a plane ticket and flew back overnight. I've already spent the money, so I don't care about losing money on the door."

Just as the discussion about banging on the door was getting louder and louder, the door, which had previously gone unanswered no matter how much they knocked, suddenly creaked open.

Curry Sauce, dressed in an elegant office lady outfit, gestured for people to come in, but her gesture was completely ignored by the throng of men and women who squeezed in.

"Little Bu, Lu Xiaobu! Where are you?"

"Lu Xiaobu, come out here and face your death!"

"Little Bu, come out quickly, it's me, I'm your sweetheart."

About a dozen women swarmed in, completely ignoring the three people in the suite, and like ruthless bandits, they barged into every room and searched every corner.

"Little Bu, Little Bu, where are you?"

Watching the women searching relentlessly, Guan Gu's lips twitched. For the first time, he realized what it meant for someone driven by love to be mindless.

You can search carefully under the bed in the bedroom, in the bathtub in the bathroom, inside the wardrobe, and behind the curtains. You shouldn't have any problems finding the person.

He tolerated it, though it was a bit outrageous to have people search shoe cabinets, cupboards, and even under sofa cushions.

But why would you search someone's shoes and rummage through their insoles?!

Could he possibly be hiding under the insole?!

And that lady who even digs up the soil from her potted plants to examine them.

Come, ma'am, please tell me.

What else can this flowerpot, which is smaller than your head, hold besides your shrunken brain?

There probably aren't any people more outrageous than those two.

As Guan Gu was thinking, a woman suddenly rushed over, calling out "Xiao Bu, Xiao Bu," and reached her slender hands into his pockets.

"Wait a minute!" Guan Gu quickly covered his pockets and retreated rapidly.

"Miss," Guan Gu said through gritted teeth, "a normal man wouldn't hide something in another man's pocket!"

This girl with a stunning figure looked like she'd seen through the truth: "You can fool them but you can't fool me. Little Bu loves me the most; he even told me the secret that he's actually Ant-Man."

"Those idiots only look for places where they can hide people because Little Brooks doesn't love them and didn't tell them the secret."

"He must be hiding somewhere here now. If you don't dare let me search, it means you have something to hide!"

"He must be in your pants pocket!"

Guan Gu understood, but this was the first time he wished his Chinese wasn't so good.

"Ant-Man? You mean the Ant-Man from Marvel who can grow bigger and smaller? You actually believe that?"

"Little Bu is the most honest person; he would never lie to me."

Guan Gu was stunned into silence.

[Ziqiao is terrifying! How does he manage to find so many beautiful, well-built, and most importantly, not-so-bright girls?!]

Could you teach me...? Ugh!

Guan Gu, who wanted to find a partner, still couldn't get past his own conscience.

Ziqiao is really too much, he almost corrupted me!

But how exactly did he do it?

Ziqiao, holding the Lu Family Annals in his hand, looked smug: "Want to escape single life? Want to find the perfect match for you in the vast sea of ​​people?"

Want to win over your dream girl? Want to have a mistress on the side while maintaining a stable marriage?

Want to ride a dragon and gallop like me?

Stop thinking about it, just wash up and go to bed.

[Zi Qiao coldly retracted the *Lüshi Chunqiu*: "Competitors are enemies. Teaching your apprentice will only starve you. These days, pretty and innocent girls are a rare resource. Why should I teach you so you can compete with me?"]

Before Guan Gu could think any further, the girl rushed at him again.

Meanwhile, the two ladies who were rummaging through shoe insoles and potted plants looked at the girl constantly groping Guan Gu's body, exchanged a glance, and suddenly realized what was going on.

Clearly, both of them are also victims of Ziqiao's "ant-man" theory.

So they immediately put down the insoles and potted plants they were holding and rushed toward Guangu without saying a word.

Although Guan Gu is a tall man over 1.8 meters, how could his fists possibly withstand the attacks and groping of six hands without resorting to violence?

Overwhelmed with grief and indignation, he instinctively uttered the Japanese phrase that everyone was most familiar with.

"Yamashita's going to crash!"

Here it comes! I definitely won't be able to update a lot on Saturday and Sunday, so let's see if I can manage three updates today. If not, I'll definitely update more starting next Monday.

(End of this chapter)