Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 23 The Kind-hearted Ziqiao

"Your hosting style and grasp of the topics are very experienced, and you are not nervous at all. I think you will be a good host."

Zeng Xiaoxian's boss, Lisa Rong, has a neat short haircut, a beautiful face, and a mature figure.

Her sexy and hot attire does not affect her outstanding professional abilities in the slightest. Even when facing Zeng Xiaoxian, who did not have a good first impression, she was able to objectively assess Zeng Xiaoxian's professional competence.

It must be admitted that her previous skepticism about Zeng Xiaoxian's professional abilities was purely a prejudice stemming from her first impression of him.

But precisely because of this, she became even more curious as to why a highly skilled host was still hosting a radio program that ranked last.

In fact, if Lisa were willing to spend a few more days listening to this last-place program, she would discover the reason.

Zeng Xiaoxian is indeed very professional, but only if he prepares in advance.

In other words, Xiaoxian has extremely poor ability to handle emergencies. He will fall into the legendary "pig brain overload" state if he processes even a little bit of temporary information.

However, by sheer coincidence, a listener who had the inclination to call into a relationship advice program at 2 AM... probably, 80%, maybe, likely...

Few of the questions asked were normal.

Most importantly, you can't expect a virgin who has been in a relationship for eight years and whose girlfriend cheated on him for six of those years to have extensive experience in handling emotional issues.

It can only be said that Zeng Xiaoxian was able to accurately choose the type of radio program that best showcased his weaknesses from all the different types of radio programs. How can this not be considered a kind of luck?

"Excuse me, I need to use the restroom." Although Lisa couldn't understand it, she had neither the responsibility nor the interest to investigate what went wrong with Zeng Xiaoxian's career path.

"Turn left after you enter." After pointing Lisa in the right direction, Zeng Xiaoxian quickly wiped his sweat with paper while she turned to go to the bathroom.

[Not nervous? You're kidding, how could I not be nervous!]

Just as Xiaoxian was getting a chance to catch his breath because of Lisa's temporary departure, Lisa's scream made him anxious again.

Lisa stared at the photo in her hand in disbelief: "Little Bu, you know Little Bu?"

"Xiao Bu?" Zeng Xiaoxian was certain he had never heard of this name before. "Who is that?"

"That's him!" Lisa exclaimed excitedly, pointing to Lu Ziqiao in the photo frame.

Lu Ziqiao, it really was you!

"But his name is Lü..."

Before Zeng Xiaoxian could finish speaking, Lisa's tears began to gush out: "Xiao Bu..."

"We had a wonderful night together, and the next morning he said he would call me."

"But I waited for three days and three nights, and he still didn't call."

"Bastard!" Zeng Xiaoxian and Lisa said in unison.

[Zeng Xiaoxian mentally sharpened his knife, while Zi Qiao was bound hand and foot to an iron bed.]

Tell me, where do you want to start cutting?

Zeng Xiaoxian's face was contorted with rage.

However, no matter how much Xiaoxian wanted to tear Ziqiao to pieces, he still had to explain to Lisa why there was such a bastard's photo in his house.

"Lisa, do you think it's possible... like he was in a car accident, woke up with amnesia, and the doctors found out he had late-stage liver cancer!"

Zeng Xiaoxian swore that these were absolutely his heartfelt words.

Despite her shock, Lisa's remaining intelligence led her to the heart of the matter. She asked uncertainly, "There's a picture of him here, so he's your friend?"

"No, I don't know him at all. I'm absolutely, positively and definitely not aware of him."

Xiao Xian had a flash of inspiration and made up the most brilliant lie he had ever told: "This might be a photo I took a few years ago when I attended a community event organized by the neighborhood to visit terminally ill cancer patients."

"Okay..." Lisa was in tears upon hearing the news, but she was determined to see him, dead or alive. "Which hospital is he in? I want to see him!"

"Lisa, so much time has passed, he should have recovered by now. If he hasn't... late-stage liver cancer, you know what that means."

Just when Zeng Xiaoxian thought he had successfully dealt with Lisa, a voice he absolutely did not want to hear rang out again.

"Teacher Zeng, has the producer arrived yet? I've come to support you."

Lu Ziqiao!

Zeng Xiaoxian, with all his might, firmly pressed the door shut before Ziqiao could open it: "I have something very important to do right now. Go as far away as you can, and whatever you do, don't let me see you again!"

Ziqiao, listening outside the door, was somewhat puzzled.

Something's gone wrong.

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled and explained to Lisa, "He's the one who collects electricity bills."

Ziqiao gently knocked on the door for a final check: "Is everything alright inside? It's me, Xiaoxian."

"Amitabha Buddha, please go to another temple, I beg you!"

I understand, it's inconvenient for me to go in.

Ziqiao grinned lewdly, thinking to himself, "Teacher Zeng wouldn't have gotten his boss all by now, and then...?"

With that thought in mind, Ziqiao quickly pressed his ear against the door to eavesdrop.

[Let me make this clear beforehand: I, Lü Xiaobu, am absolutely not a thug.]

This was just me showing concern for Teacher Zeng as a good friend.

[Ziqiao stood confidently in front of the lie detector, but the machine, quite uncooperatively, emitted a red light.]

Ziqiao listened intently, but his hearing was clearly very poor. Even with his focused eavesdropping, he could only vaguely hear words like "complaint, lightning, milk, another day".

However, these words alone were enough for Lu Ziqiao to piece together the truth of the matter!

"So you mean that Teacher Zeng got together with his boss in the blink of an eye, and the two even slept together in room 3601."

"As a result, his lightning-fast speed led to a complaint from his boss, so the two had no choice but to decide to reschedule their duel for another day?"

Nanfeng sat hunched over on the sofa, coughing incessantly. He accidentally knocked the lemonade he was holding to the floor.

This news truly shocked him, leaving him speechless. It took Nanfeng a while to catch his breath and say the words above.

"It's absolutely true, I heard it with my own ears."

All I can say is that dogs see everyone as someone who eats shit, and crows see everyone as someone with a black face. Lu Ziqiao firmly believed in his own speculation about his lower body.

Nanfeng patted his chest: "It's not that I don't believe you... fine, I just don't believe you. Don't you understand what kind of person Teacher Zeng is? He may have the desire, but he doesn't have the guts."

"What if the other party takes the initiative?" Ziqiao countered. "Teacher Zeng is not good at refusing people, and the person in front of him is his boss, who also has the power to decide whether or not he can appear on television programs."

Nanfeng stroked his chin, looking hesitant, and said, "But surely he wouldn't be subjected to such a 'sexual favor'?"

"What if Teacher Zeng himself is also tempted?" Zi Qiao chuckled. "I heard that his boss is incredibly capable. Her name is Lisa, right? There's only one top producer in the television industry named Lisa. Let me show you her picture."

Ziqiao took out the photos he found online and showed them to Nanfeng.

"She's quite pretty." Nanfeng glanced at the photo; the woman was indeed a stunningly beautiful white-collar worker from Shanghai.

"She's more than just pretty. Look at her beautiful face, hot body, and there's a hint of familiarity between her eyes and brows, like I've seen her somewhere before. If I met her, I would definitely make a move."

Ziqiao continued to imagine the scenario: "If Teacher Zeng herself wasn't interested, she certainly wouldn't have been subjected to unspoken rules. But if Teacher Zeng herself became lustful and half-heartedly went along with it, but then performed poorly due to nervousness, that would be plausible, wouldn't it?"

Nanfeng frowned in thought. Why did this logic seem to make sense?

After all, he was a single man in his late twenties. He met a beautiful woman who threw herself at him, and she was also his boss, who could give him a lot of help in his career.

Be slightly tempted, obey...

That's reasonable too?

"No, that leader is good-looking, capable, and young. According to her profile, she's single. Why would she take the initiative to sexually harass Teacher Zeng?" Nanfeng discovered the key to the problem.

"If Yifei can fall for Teacher Zeng, what makes you so sure this female producer wouldn't?"

"You know that?" Nanfeng asked, somewhat surprised.

"Isn't it obvious at a glance?" Ziqiao replied matter-of-factly.

"So, it seems like..."

With the last loophole patched, Ziqiao's explanation seemed to be flawless.

Nanfeng looked at Ziqiao: "So, since you've heard all this and know that the current situation isn't suitable for us to get involved, why did you come to me in the first place?"

Ziqiao seemed to have noticed something and tentatively asked, "You haven't had a girlfriend before, have you?"

Nanfeng didn't seem to care: "Yeah, I've never been in a relationship, and I expect to stay single forever. So what?"

"No wonder..." Ziqiao explained, "Let me tell you, if this kind of fast-food passion doesn't satisfy both parties the first time, there's basically no second time. The so-called 'another day' is just an excuse."

"If Teacher Zeng doesn't satisfy the other party, I believe Teacher Zeng will definitely not be satisfied with the final choice."

"So what you mean is?"

Ziqiao took out his kidney tonic: "While Lisa is still here, let's sneak over and deliver the medicine to Teacher Zeng. Let's strike while the iron is hot and make them do it again, and completely conquer this boss!"

south wind:……

"Lu Ziqiao..." Nanfeng said expressionlessly.

"Don't you think my plan is great?"

Nanfeng pointed at the open door of 3603: "Get out of here!"

(End of this chapter)