Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 14 The Spying Trio

Hu Yifei muttered to herself, "Are all minors this sharp-tongued these days?"

Curry Sauce's actions just now clearly shocked her.

"What era are we living in? It's normal for kids to know a little more," Nanfeng said with a wry smile. "It's just that Curry Sauce is a bit too kind-hearted."

On the other side, Zhanbo urged anxiously, "Brother Nanfeng, what should we do now? This situation is too awkward."

Nanfeng comforted her, "Just pretend nothing happened. Eat, drink, and chat as usual. As long as you're not embarrassed, Wanyu definitely won't be either."

"Will this work?"

"Don't worry, it will definitely work."

After Nanfeng finished speaking, he tossed the walkie-talkie to Yifei: "Now it's your turn. Use the last wave of your Three Waves Mantra to subdue her."

"What do you mean?" Hu Yifei didn't quite understand what Nanfeng meant.

Nanfeng patiently explained, "The situation is already quite awkward. Conventional methods will only backfire. The only solution is to use your eye-watering Three Waves Mantra to counteract it. Fighting fire with fire might just make Wanyu forget the embarrassment that just happened."

Hu Yifei glanced at Nanfeng: "What do you mean by fighting poison with poison? My Three Waves Mantra is also very powerful, okay? It's just... it's just that the problem was with my date. How was I supposed to know Wanyu was so fierce?"

"Good, good, very impressive. Just use your Three Waves Mantra." Nanfeng patted Yifei on the shoulder. "Comrade Hu Yifei, keep it up! Zhanbo and I both have high hopes for you."

"You keep up the good work. I'll go check on how Teacher Zeng is doing. He seemed pretty anxious just now."

Without waiting for Hu Yifei to react, he ran out onto the balcony.

Hu Yifei gritted her teeth: "Traitor!"

She looked at the walkie-talkie in her hand and felt as if she were holding a small mountain.

Yifei looked up at Wanyu's figure. She truly liked this girl, and she was certain that if Wanyu could be with Zhanbo, her whole family would cherish Wanyu like a precious jewel.

But a pampered young lady like this probably doesn't lack these things.

Yifei had considered turning off the walkie-talkie several times and letting them fizzle out. After all, they had only just started getting to know each other, and it was better for Zhanbo to suffer a little now than for him to be heartbroken later.

Hearing Zhanbo's anxious calls over the walkie-talkie, Yifei finally gritted her teeth, took a deep breath, and said, "Zuo Shandiao, I'll take command now. We'll use the final move of the Three Waves Mantra: Wave Howl."

"I refuse to believe there's not a single way to deal with her!"

Nanfeng stood in a small corner of the living room of 3602, silently watching Yifei's every move, until she finally picked up the walkie-talkie and started talking, only then did Nanfeng feel relieved.

He turned to leave, and just then he ran into Curry Sauce, who had returned to 3602.

"Teacher Nanfeng, I've finally found you! I just saw Zhanbo and Wanyu..." Curry Sauce excitedly recounted the scene she had just witnessed.

When Curry Sauce finally finished speaking, her gaze finally fell on Hu Yifei, who was sneaking around on the balcony, and Zeng Xiaoxian, who was peeking through the crack in the bedroom door and wiggling his buttocks.

"Hey, what are Sister Yifei and Teacher Zeng doing?" Curry Sauce curiously leaned closer to the balcony to listen, then exclaimed, "Oh my god, you're cheating!"

Nanfeng patted Curry Sauce's forehead: "What do you mean by cheating? This is called being a strategist, okay?"

Curry Sauce rubbed her forehead and muttered, "Dating isn't like fighting a war, why do we need a strategist? Thumbs down!"

"Does this little brat even know what it means to be in a battlefield when it comes to love?"

Nanfeng pointed to Zeng Xiaoxian, who was peeking through the door, wiggling his hips, and used this to distract Curry Sauce: "Why don't we go see what Teacher Zeng is up to?"

"Good idea."

The two men approached Zeng Xiaoxian with mischievous grins on their faces.

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian was still intently peeking through the crack in the bedroom door, his back arched and his hips swaying. Nanfeng reached out and poked Zeng Xiaoxian on the spine, and Zeng Xiaoxian immediately shuddered.

When he turned around and saw that it was Nanfeng and Curry Sauce, he came to his senses: "You scared me! I thought it was Ziqiao coming back."

"Teacher Zeng, I know that hosts of emotional programs will eventually become mentally unstable, but you've gone this far too fast." Curry Sauce blinked, looking disgusted.

"What?! I'm telling you, something terrible has happened."

Zeng Xiaoxian led the two to the dining table in the living room, and drank three large glasses of water before continuing to speak.

"If I had to choose a cartoon character to describe Ziqiao right now, it would be the Hulk."

"The Hulk?" Curry Sauce exclaimed in sudden realization, "Brother Ziqiao has mutated?"

"No, I mean Ziqiao got cheated on!" Zeng Xiaoxian broke down.

Nanfeng seemed to be deep in thought: "You mean Meijia...?"

Nanfeng sensed something was amiss. He knew that Ziqiao and Meijia, this fake couple, were just trying to scam rent, so he didn't have much of an opinion on it.

Anyway, once the "Love Apartment" brand is established, there will definitely be plenty of people pretending to be couples. One more couple won't make a difference, and one less couple won't make a difference either.

Of course, the premise is that they can't be exposed, otherwise the apartment's official rules and the contract they signed would be enough to cause them a lot of trouble.

I believe that Ziqiao and Meijia, having been around the block for so long, are well aware of this. Besides, they've only been living here for a few days, and Meijia is already falling for someone else?

Nanfeng felt that the development of this matter was not very illogical, but considering Meijia's infatuated appearance, it seemed not impossible to understand.

"You can know a person's face but not their heart; even Heaven grows old if it has feelings," Zeng Xiaoxian said with a helpless expression.

Who would have thought that these two, who were deeply in love like Lord Lü Bu and Diao Chan this morning, are now like Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian?

"I think we should double-check?" Curry Sauce was reluctant to believe it, after all, in her eyes, Brother Qiao and Sister Meijia were a very, very good couple.

Not only did Brother Ziqiao give me a 20% discount on rent, but he also didn't charge me a deposit or utilities. Sister Meijia was also afraid that I would be taken advantage of at such a young age, so she taught me her own experiences and lessons learned from her early days in the world.

She simply couldn't believe that Meijia would have an affair.

The three of them exchanged a glance and tiptoed toward the bedroom.

Almost as soon as Nanfeng and his friends approached the bedroom, they heard Meijia's outrageous words.

"So cute, I love it! Its tummy is so soft, can I kiss it?"

"Of course," a man speaking broken Chinese replied. Although his face could not be seen, his voice told you that he was definitely not Ziqiao.

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't bear to watch Meijia's kissing sounds, while Curry Sauce covered her eyes with one hand and peeked through her fingers.

"I didn't expect it to be Meijia who took the initiative." Zeng Xiaoxian looked incredulous.

Immediately afterwards, a series of energetic moans from a man and a woman came from the bedroom, sounds that made one's blood boil.

Curry Sauce was completely shocked, as if her worldview had been reshaped. Today was still too much for a sixteen-year-old like her: "Strategist, cheating..."

The overwhelming shock of tonight seems to have led her astray.

"Is this what adult romance is like?" Curry Sauce murmured to herself, as if she had discovered a whole new world.

Nanfeng had been standing by listening the whole time, and the more he listened, the more he felt something was wrong: "Something's not right, I'll go in and take a look."

Zeng Xiaoxian stopped him abruptly: "No, no, no, this is someone else's privacy. We are in the wrong for spying on others."

"If you don't tell, and I don't tell, how will they know we're spying on them?"

Hmm...that makes sense.

While Zeng Xiaoxian was still in shock, Nanfeng swiftly opened the slightly ajar door.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce were shocked and quickly closed their eyes.

"Nanfeng, is something the matter? And what are Teacher Zeng and Curry Sauce doing?" Meijia asked calmly, without any of the panic that Zeng Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce had expected.

Huh? Zeng Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce slowly opened their eyes.

The room did not contain the scene they had imagined. Mika and another strange man, dressed neatly, were standing in the bedroom, seemingly putting a cover on a chair.

"It's nothing. The three of us saw you guys seemed busy and were wondering if there was anything we could help with," Nanfeng replied with an excuse.

"Uh, right, right, right," Zeng Xiaoxian quickly said, "We're all neighbors, so of course we should look out for each other if anything happens, hehehe..."

Meijia didn't think too much about it, simply assuming everyone was being overly enthusiastic: "It's alright, we can handle this little thing."

"By the way, this is our new tenant in the suite, Guan Gu Shenqi, a Japanese manga artist."

She greeted everyone with Guan Gu's magical appearance: "Guan Gu, this is Curry Sauce from our suite, and also Nanfeng from 3603 and Teacher Zeng Xiaoxian from 3601."

"Hello everyone, my name is Guan Gu Shenqi, please take care of me." Guan Gu Shenqi greeted everyone enthusiastically in broken Chinese.

"Hello, hello..." Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce were still in an awkward silence.

"Since you don't need our help, how about we go to Xiao Nan Guo for dinner later? It's on me," Nanfeng said enthusiastically.

"How could I possibly accept that..." Mika pretended to be shy, but her face was actually beaming with joy.

"There's nothing to be embarrassed about. Just consider it a celebration for the Guan Gu brothers' move-in. Remember to invite Zi Qiao along."

Nanfeng made a gesture to Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce from behind.

"It's settled then, let's go make a reservation."

"Ah? Right, right, let's go together." Zeng Xiaoxian immediately understood and walked out the door with the curry sauce in hand.

Whether they eat at Xiao Nan Guo or not is not important; what's important is that they find an excuse to leave first.

As soon as they left the bedroom, Zeng Xiaoxian asked in a low voice, "How do you know they didn't do *that*?"

"Please, Teacher Zeng, who only remembers to close the curtains and forgets to close the door when getting into bed in a suite?"

"And the sounds they made, they were both exhausted, they didn't feel any enjoyment at all. They can't both be so young and already unable to perform, can they?"

"What if they actually do *that*?"

Nanfeng said nonchalantly, "If they really go to bed, then they go to bed. It's their fault for not closing the door. Just consider it a quick look at a movie."

"And besides, if you want to sleep together, just sleep together; if you want to have sex, just have sex. Is it really that hard to say it out loud?"

Suddenly, he looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a mischievous grin: "Teacher Zeng, are you going to tell me you're a virgin and haven't even seen a pornographic film yet, afraid of getting a sty?"

Zeng Xiaoxian blushed and remained silent.

Curry Sauce laughed heartily: "How could Teacher Zeng still be a virgin at his age?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Hehehe..."

[Waaaaah...]

(End of this chapter)