Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 123 The Test of Virtue Ends

Ziqiao's confusion lasted only a short while before he quickly realized, "So, according to you, I got beaten up for nothing, and I still came out ahead?"

"Um."

Xiao Xian and the other two exchanged glances, and finally nodded firmly.

"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda, do you think I'm some easy prey?" Zi Qiao was furious, and even quoted Mei Jia's lines.

Wan Yu smiled sweetly and said, "Zi Qiao, think about it. If you run into your ex-girlfriends one day, they will still teach you a lesson."

"When you get beaten up, people will just say you deserve it."

"But now it's different. You're atoning for your sins while accumulating merit. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."

"This kind of good fortune isn't something other scumbags get to experience."

Ziqiao couldn't help but clap and cheer for Wanyu: "You capitalists always manage to turn black into white. I don't believe your nonsense, and I certainly don't believe your empty promises!"

Does someone as rotten as myself think that by atoning for a little more sin and accumulating a little more merit, I can avoid going to hell after death?

Just kidding, I've already figured out how to seduce a female ghost. I'm just waiting to go to hell, cling to her leg, and reach the pinnacle of ghost life. How can I let these trivial matters disturb my plans?

"Ziqiao, those who achieve great things don't concern themselves with trifles." Xiaoxian patted Ziqiao's chest. "You can't catch a wolf without risking your cub. Don't you want to win this round and finally show off in front of Nanfeng?"

"And you're still so smug? If Nanfeng knew I won like this, he'd laugh so hard he couldn't straighten up." Ziqiao pouted.

Zhanbo replied firmly, "Impossible, absolutely impossible. If everyone knew that you sacrificed yourself just to help impoverished children, they would admire you greatly."

Xiao Xian chimed in, "That's right. It's not just us. If this gets out, other people in the apartment will also have a very different opinion of you. Don't you want to clean up your reputation that's already so bad around the apartment?"

"How long has it been since you last went to the Sunny Day Bar with us? Is it because everyone around your apartment now sees you as a jerk?"

"Ziqiao, you don't want to travel halfway across the city every day to pick up girls, do you?"

Ziqiao was finally somewhat moved after hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's words.

He's not sick. Do you really think he's just bored and goes to other bars every day to pick up girls? It's because the aftermath of the Four Great Factions incident hasn't subsided yet. His post about that scumbag is still on the front page of the Love Apartment website.

Judging from this trend, unless something even more explosive happens and dominates the front page of Love Apartment, I'm afraid I won't be able to gallop around in the Sunny Day Bar before the New Year.

"Are you sure this will really wash away my terrible reputation?" Ziqiao asked Zeng Xiaoxian.

If it really allows me to continue picking up girls near the Love Apartment, then Zeng Xiaoxian's outrageous idea... isn't something I can't agree to?

After all, Lu Xiaobu, who has reformed his ways, seems to be more attractive to the opposite sex.

Damn, when did my standards become so low?

No, I never really had any bottom line.

That's all.

When Ziqiao asked him, Xiaoxian honestly replied, "It's definitely impossible to completely clear your name, since you're not clean to begin with. But if I get the chance, I'll help you wash away the mess that others have made of you by spreading rumors."

"At least there won't be any more cases of lunatics storming into the residents' committee with their pregnant cats and dogs, insisting that their babies were harmed by you, a pervert, and demanding that you be chemically neutered."

"What?! This is outrageous!"

Ziqiao widened his eyes and protested, "How can they blame me for something like this? Did zombies eat their brains?"

"Among your ex-girlfriends, there are three exceptional ones who believed you were Ant-Man. Why can't Love Apartment produce a few tenants with exceptional intelligence?"

Zeng Xiaoxian grinned mischievously, "You probably haven't seen that scumbag post about you on the apartment website forum. If we were to judge you based on what those people who spread rumors in the post said, you would have been executed eight hundred times over."

"It's easy to spread rumors, but it takes a lot of legwork to refute them," Zi Qiao sighed, looking up at the sky.

Wanyu glanced at the time and urged, "Ziqiao, we only have less than two hours left. You need to make a decision quickly."

Ziqiao's face darkened: "Honestly, are you guys so eager just to see me get beaten up by my ex-girlfriend?"

"How could that be? We're good friends. How could we possibly have such a twisted sense of humor as to watch you get beaten up by your ex-girlfriend?" The three of them nodded in unison.

Seeing the three of them nodding in unison, Ziqiao immediately wanted to give each of them a flick on the forehead.

He thought for a long time but didn't reply. He just silently took out his phone.

"Well done, Ziqiao. You're a real man. I thank you on behalf of the impoverished children who will soon be helped by you and your ex-girlfriends."

Zeng Xiaoxian snatched the phone: "What's the unlock password?"

"0212".

Xiao Xian opened his phone's contact list and scrolled through the names frantically. He scrolled for more than a minute but still couldn't reach the bottom. He looked at Zi Qiao as if he were looking at a monster made of kidneys: "Lu Zi Qiao, you've actually dated so many girlfriends... Now I know why your kidney tonic is so effective."

If the medicine wasn't effective, that bastard would probably be dead in bed by now.

How enviable!

"How could that be?" Ziqiao said casually, "It's only a small part; I've just been too lazy to delete them lately."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "..."

Is this even human language?

He raised his hand and shouted, "Meijia, Meijia, can I donate money to beat him up too?"

Xiao Xian finally understood why Yao Yao and Qian Qian were willing to spend 500 yuan to beat him up.

This person is absolutely despicable!

Meijia appeared from a nearby bubble tea shop and said, "Okay, but your money won't count towards the donation results."

"Grades don't matter, I just want to beat him up," Zeng Xiaoxian said viciously.

Wanyu and Zhanbo also curiously gathered around, looking at Ziqiao's nearly four-digit contact list: "Yueyue, Baobao, Lulu, Keke, Duoduo... And who is this deadly female demon?"

"Hu Yifei," Ziqiao whispered.

"Oh... so this petty lemon-lover is Nanfeng?" Wanyu pointed at Ziqiao and said, "Ziqiao, you're doomed. I'm going to tell Feifei and Nanfeng, and you'll just have to wait for their revenge."

"Miss, I didn't provoke you, why are you trying to harm me?" Zi Qiao looked at Wan Yu in horror, not understanding why Wan Yu suddenly betrayed him.

Wan Yu simply smiled and tapped Zi Qiao's phone: "Do you think that as a girl, seeing your scumbag's contacts wouldn't make you want to beat you up?"

"Great, now there's one more person who wants to beat you up." Zeng Xiaoxian and Wanyu high-fived in celebration.

Ziqiao quickly changed the subject: "Don't you guys want to get down to business? If we keep dragging this out, it'll be too late if my ex-girlfriend gets here."

Even if it's pathetic to urge them to get his ex-girlfriend to beat him up, it's still better than getting beaten up by those two for nothing.

It's their fault for not counting donations as achievements; otherwise, I wouldn't mind making a sacrifice myself.

"Yes, yes, we need to focus on the important things." Wanyu and Xiaoxian hurriedly searched through their contacts, but they couldn't find anything.

The two men chuckled at Ziqiao, saying, "Why don't you choose? We're afraid you'll end up beating up a few heavy-handed guys."

"Wait, wait." Zi Qiao originally thought that since he had been reduced to earning money by getting beaten up, there was probably nothing he couldn't accept today, but after hearing what the two were saying, Zi Qiao still couldn't accept it for a while.

"Can I understand that you tricked me into coming to the execution platform, and then made me choose the guillotine to kill me?"

"This is too cruel!"

Ziqiao stood up to leave: "I can't do this anymore. How can you let the victim choose their abuser? Do you guys think I'm a masochist?!"

He wanted to quit, but Wanyu and the other two surrounded him and persuaded him for a long time before he reluctantly started picking out his ex-girlfriends who were good-tempered and generous, relying on his vague memory.

So the group quickly split up and started making calls to the numbers Ziqiao pointed out.

"Hello, is this Lili?"

"We have a charity event here related to Lü Xiaobu. Would you be interested in learning more about it? It's like this..."

"Yes, little sister Xiaomi, rain or shine, Xiaobu will be here waiting for you..."

"Miss Shen, I'm afraid this annual subscription service is not possible... What?"

"Five million!"

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his mouth tightly, otherwise he would have blurted out: Miss Shen, do you think I'm suitable?

"Miss Shen, this really isn't about money." Zeng Xiaoxian was practically grinding his teeth.

[Lu Ziqiao, you really deserve to die!!!]

……

As Xiaoxian and his friends received one phone call after another, one ex-girlfriend after another rushed to the scene, and Ziqiao's cries of pain once again attracted the attention of passersby.

Through the insults and abuse from various ex-girlfriends, passersby probably understand the truth of the matter.

The topic of "[The ultimate scumbag reforms and sacrifices his body to help impoverished children with their education]" quickly spread throughout the university community in Shanghai.

Some say that Ziqiao and the others were acting to ride the wave of the newly emerging internet celebrity trend, while others say that Ziqiao was dying and had a sudden change of heart before his death.

The discussions among the crowd were varied and bizarre, but most people were surprised by the constant stream of ex-girlfriends that Zi Qiao kept coming to visit.

Loli, mature woman, aloof woman.

Flight attendant, nurse, female teacher.

Hanfu models, track and field athletes, and rich heiresses who throw bags worth millions at people.

These ex-girlfriends have different professions, temperaments, and personalities; passersby can hardly find anything in common among them.

Besides being beautiful.

If we simply categorize looks into a 100-point scale, then none of Joe's ex-girlfriends scored below 80.

You may not believe everything about Ziqiao, but you must believe in Ziqiao's taste.

[Damn it, this guy deserves to die!!!]

The onlookers silently raged in their hearts. Some of them wanted to pay to join in the fun, but Xiaoxian and his friends still firmly refused.

While the foolish male college student was still watching the spectacle, the clever male college student had already quietly started contacting Zi Qiao's ex-girlfriends to get their contact information.

Ziqiao's selection is worth buying.

When the last ex-girlfriend clapped and left, the crowd started talking. After a while, they dispersed when they realized there were no more ex-girlfriends.

Looking at the people coming and going, excitedly discussing it, I guess Ziqiao is about to become an overnight sensation.

Zhanbo and Xiaoxian quickly helped Ziqiao up: "Are you alright?"

"It's nothing, just a minor injury."

Looking at the bruises all over his body, Ziqiao suddenly burst out laughing: "Teacher Zeng, do you think I would have ended up like this if I hadn't run away last time?"

"How could that be? These girls are much more rational than those radical girls." Zeng Xiaoxian said with a sneer, "If they had hit you with half the force they used when they were yelling at you, you'd be in the hospital right now."

Ziqiao stood up and stretched his body, which felt like it was about to fall apart. For a moment, he felt as light as a feather.

Often, people aren't afraid of the event itself; they're simply afraid.

You'll only realize it's not so bad when you actually have to face it.

"I was so busy getting beaten up that I don't even know how much money I raised. How's it going? Can we beat Nanfeng and the others?" Ziqiao asked, covering his face and gasping for breath.

Why do these ex-girlfriends always like to throw things in my face?

Xiao Xian gave a thumbs up: "Not to mention the others, Miss Shen alone transferred 20,000 yuan to us. Even if Nanfeng and the others try to flatter us, they can't catch up with us."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Zeng Xiaoxian gave a smug, smug laugh.

Then Mika suddenly appeared out of nowhere, clapping her hands and saying, "Although there are still ten minutes until the deadline, barring any unforeseen circumstances, this point is yours."

"yeah!"

Upon hearing this, everyone hugged Ziqiao and cheered happily.

"Ziqiao! Ziqiao! Ziqiao!"

Ziqiao, whose body felt like it was about to fall apart, couldn't stand being held like that and immediately cried out in pain, "It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!"

"Are you all done hugging?" Mika waited quietly for the cheers to subside before asking with a smile, "Now it's my turn."

Wanyu and the other two were taken aback. Zhanbo tentatively asked, "Meijia, do you also want to hold Ziqiao?"

Meijia pulled out a hundred-dollar bill she had prepared long ago, her smile sweet but her tone fierce: "Isn't today supposed to be Ziqiao's ex-girlfriend special? Am I not considered his ex-girlfriend?"

Upon hearing this, the three immediately released Ziqiao.

"Meijia, you're going to hit me too?" Ziqiao's eyes widened, and he assumed a defensive stance. "You're the referee!"

Meijia was eager to try her hand at it: "As a referee, I will be fair and impartial; as an ex-girlfriend, I will strike hard."

"They all hit me, so why shouldn't I? Don't you owe me anything, or am I less important than them?"

"Ziqiao~ Don't worry, I will treat you very gently."

"You're dreaming!"

Ziqiao turned and ran. It's one thing for other ex-girlfriends to hit me, but you, Chen Meijia, want me to stand here and take a beating? No way!

Seeing that Ziqiao was running faster than a rabbit, Meijia grabbed a chair next to her and chased after him.

"You're definitely going to get a beating today. Even Guan Yu couldn't guarantee you'd be safe."

"Lu Ziqiao, you stop right there!!!"

Xiao Xian and the other two looked at Zi Qiao, who could still sprint 500 meters after being beaten up by his ex-girlfriends, and exclaimed in admiration: "Zi Qiao's physical fitness is really good."

I'm coming

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