Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 118 Let's go to hell together!

As Ziqiao and his senior brother confronted each other fiercely, neither giving an inch, the tension in the air grew increasingly palpable.

Why are you so agitated about their match?

Zeng Xiaoxian nudged Hu Yifei, who was sitting next to him, trembling.

"What do you know? This is a competition, a contest, a battle for victory!" Yifei said without looking up. "Someone as pathetic as you, do you even know what competition or victory is?"

"Yes, yes, but could you please be more careful? Your bra strap is sticking out."

Upon hearing this, Yifei subconsciously tugged at her bra strap, only realizing what she was doing when she touched the thick clothes she was wearing.

What can you possibly see in this freezing weather!

"Zeng Xiaoxian, how dare you mess with me!" Hu Yifei roared.

Meijia tugged at Yifei: "Sister Yifei, important matters come first."

"Hmph." Yifei rolled her eyes at Zeng Xiaoxian.

That bitch is a bitch. She was just scared and moved her chair away, and now she's provoking me again.

They deserve a beating!

Mika stood up, cleared her throat, and said, "I'll be the referee for this ultimate name battle. Does anyone have any objections?"

Everyone nodded in agreement.

After all, apart from the two people staring at each other, only Meijia in the entire living room had relevant experience in the underworld.

Lu Ziqiao looked at Meijia suspiciously: "You wouldn't deliberately make biased calls as a referee, would you?"

"What nonsense! What kind of talk is that!"

Meijia raised three fingers and swore: "The rules of the underworld are fair and just. Let bygones be bygones."

"Now you should be satisfied, right?"

"OK, then I'm fine with it."

Ziqiao agreed, after all, Meijia was someone who valued the rules of the martial arts world even more than he did.

The eldest brother nodded in agreement: "I didn't..."

Before he could finish speaking, Guan Gu preemptively answered for him: "Senior Brother said he has no objection."

Ziqiao straightened his clothes and said sarcastically, "Senior Brother, if you can't even speak properly, I suggest you give up, so you don't embarrass yourself in front of your Second Junior Brother."

"Lu Ziqiao, it's not time for trash talk yet."

"This is a yellow card warning for you. If you do it again, you'll be sent off with a red card." Meijia tore off a yellow sticky note from next to the refrigerator and stuck it on Ziqiao.

Meijia gestured for everyone to sit down and began the formalities: "Since I'm the referee, everyone involved in the entire ultimate name battle must follow my instructions. Does anyone have any objections?"

"No objections," everyone said in unison.

"Very good." Meijia was very satisfied, her eyes crinkling into crescent moons with laughter. "First, we need to determine what Ziqiao and Senior Brother will be competing against in this ultimate name battle?"

Nanfeng complained, "They even have to discuss the details of the competition? That's too hasty."

"This is to ensure absolute fairness and impartiality in the competition, so that both participants are completely convinced," Meijia explained. "Now everyone can participate in the discussion; as long as they both agree, we can compete on whatever we want."

Guan Gu spoke first: "How about we have a drawing contest?"

"Hey, Guan Gu, he's your senior, that's true, but I'm also your roommate. Please don't be so biased, okay?"

Ziqiao slammed his fist on the table, clearly unconvinced.

Comparing your drawing skills to those of a human camera is no different from kneeling on the ground and singing "Conquer".

"How about we play a detective mystery..."

"Don't try to deduce anything!"

Before Guan Gu could finish speaking, he was simultaneously scolded by an angry Wan Yu and Curry Sauce.

Nanfeng was startled by the two of them, instinctively sensing something was wrong: "Guan Gu is talking about reasoning, why are you two so agitated?"

"We...we're not smart enough to understand reasoning games, so it's no fun at all."

Wanyu and Curry Sauce looked at each other in bewilderment. In the end, Wanyu, with her quick wit, made up an excuse on the spot.

Nanfeng nodded: "I see..."

I'd be a fool to believe either of you.

Nanfeng knew there must be something wrong with them, but now was clearly not the time to investigate further, so she had to leave it at that for the time being.

"How about the simplest competitive sports, like soccer, basketball, or running?" Xiaoxian said casually, too lazy to think.

Nanfeng shook his head: "That's too boring. Besides, with Ziqiao in his current condition, it would seem unfair for our senior brother to win in a competitive sport."

The eldest brother nodded in agreement: "I'm going to teach this guy who only knows how to leak water with his ass a lesson..."

"..."

"...I am completely convinced."

Ziqiao gritted his teeth and gestured to the referee, "Wouldn't that be considered a personal attack?"

"No, that's a normal statement."

Mika said.

Zhanbo sighed: "It's a pity that my board game design is still just a rough idea, otherwise I could have shown it to them to compete against each other."

Just as everyone was having a heated discussion about what kind of competition would be both interesting and fair, Yifei's sinister laughter sent chills down their spines.

"Hahahaha..." Hu Yifei slapped her thigh and laughed loudly.

"Yifei, I understand how excited you are... but could you please slap your own thigh instead!"

Zeng Xiaoxian winced in pain and quickly pulled the chair that had unknowingly moved closer to Hu Yifei away.

Yifei finally stopped laughing wildly, her eyes filled with excitement and joy: "I never expected it, I never expected that my upgraded version of Brave Adventure would actually come in handy again."

"A brave adventure! An upgraded version?!" Nanfeng and Zeng Xiaoxian were shocked.

Nanfeng tried to escape, but Yifei, who had anticipated this, firmly grasped the back of her fate.

Realizing he couldn't escape, Nanfeng could only helplessly sit back down.

This was the first time Curry Sauce had seen Nanfeng fleeing in such a panic, and she couldn't help but wonder, "What...what is this 'Hero's Adventure' thing?"

Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, but the jerk immediately turned his head away and was still leisurely whistling.

He sighed and explained to everyone, "Do you all remember that wedding from over three months ago?"

"Of course I remember."

Everyone smiled at each other; for many, this wedding was a turning point in their lives.

"In fact, the original director of that wedding was not Yifei, but me."

"But before the wedding, Yifei, the eldest of the bridesmaids, proposed a very constructive test for the bride, which is the so-called 'Great Adventure for the Brave'."

Nanfeng extended five fingers and then withdrew them one by one: "If the groom and his groomsmen want to take the bride away, they must go through the ultimate adventure of training their bodies and tempering their will through five disciplines: morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor."

Everyone stared wide-eyed at Nanfeng, as if the five words "morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor" had sprung from Nanfeng's mouth and transformed into a glittering entity, bombarding them until they saw stars.

Nanfeng showed them his clenched fist: "In fact, these five tests are just appetizers. To truly welcome the bride away, the groom and groomsmen must face their greatest fear and defeat the final boss."

"Hu! Yi! Fei!"

"hiss……"

Everyone gasped, and even the senior brother, who was completely unfamiliar with Yifei, felt a chill creep down his spine upon seeing everyone's expressions.

Guan Gu's lips twitched: "So, that bride almost never got married?"

"No, no..." Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled dryly.

Nanfeng nodded in agreement, but whether he agreed with Xiaoxian or Guangu was a matter of opinion.

Yifei exclaimed excitedly, "The hero overcame countless hardships and finally rescued the princess. What do you think? Isn't my idea brilliant?"

Ziqiao nodded in understanding: "This really does sound like a terrible idea that someone who thinks a candlelight dinner is the ultimate romance between couples would come up with."

"Lu Ziqiao, what do you mean?!" Yifei glared angrily.

Ziqiao clasped his hands together and begged for mercy, "Yifei, please spare me! We're in a competition, not a wedding procession. This 'daredevil' act won't work on you."

"The original version of Brave Adventure may not work, but I'm talking about the upgraded version, which absolutely complies with the principles of fairness and impartiality in your ultimate name competition."

Yifei's eyes were burning with determination, as if she would not give up until she achieved her goal.

Ziqiao made an X: "Impossible, I would never seek my own death."

No matter what Yifei said afterward, Ziqiao just wouldn't agree.

Although no one knew what these so-called five tests of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor were, the final confrontation with Yifei alone was enough to make everyone present tremble with fear.

Seeing that Ziqiao wouldn't budge despite her persuasion, Yifei resorted to shamelessness: "How about we vote? The minority will obey the majority. Those who support me, please raise your hands."

The living room was completely silent, except for Yifei, whose raised hand looked so lonely.

"Zhanbo..." Yifei stared fiercely at Zhanbo, the threat in her eyes was self-evident.

Faced with his older sister's threat, Zhanbo naturally dared not resist. He cautiously raised his hand, but Ziqiao firmly held it down.

Ziqiao turned to Meijia: "Referee, I'm reporting Hu Yifei for interfering with other people's voting, which undermines the principle of fairness and impartiality in the final name competition!"

Meijia nodded: "The report is valid. Yifei will receive a yellow card warning. If there is a next time, this referee will revoke your right to make match recommendations."

As she spoke, she stuck a yellow refrigerator magnet on Yifei's chest.

"cut……"

Yifei was very dissatisfied, but the current rules meant that Meijia was the best, and she had no choice but to accept Meijia's ruling.

After all, if the fun and games are divorced from the rules that everyone has set together, then probably no one present will be able to have a good time.

"Is anyone else raising their hand to support Yifei?" Meijia asked repeatedly.

"three!"

"two!"

"one!"

Nanfeng silently raised her hand and cast her vote in favor.

Everyone looked at Nanfeng in disbelief, wondering if he had taken the wrong medicine.

You were the one who ran away as soon as you heard about the Brave Adventure, and now you're the one giving it your full support. Are you treating everyone like monkeys?

Faced with everyone's disbelief, Nanfeng only said three sentences.

The first sentence: "Do you think Yifei is the type of person who gives up easily, or do you think you can reject her unreliable idea forever?"

Everyone looked at Yifei, who seemed to be on steroids, and she genuinely thought her "heroic adventure" was a fantastic idea.

This adventure is just like Yifei's candlelight dinner; even if it's temporarily rejected, she'll find a chance to use it sooner or later.

The second sentence: "She's already upgraded the original Brave Adventure in just over three months. If we keep rejecting it, who knows what we'll do when she quietly pulls out an 'Ultimate Brave Adventure'?"

No one needed to think about it carefully; just hearing the so-called "ultimate version of the Hero's Adventure" was enough to make them break out in a cold sweat.

The third statement: "Using it now won't hurt me anyway. But who knows who will be unlucky if we use it in the future."

The others glanced at Ziqiao, whose pupils were dilated, and then raised their hands without hesitation.

Better to die for your fellow Daoist than for me.

Ziqiao, senior brother, we will miss you.

Referee Meijia looked at the vote: "Seven to two, an overwhelming victory."

"Ziqiao, Senior Brother, as the two main competitors, you can use your decision-making power or veto power as long as you reach an agreement. Do you want to use this power?"

Yifei, who had been smugly confident of victory, immediately protested upon hearing this: "Didn't we say the minority should obey the majority? How can you do this!"

"They're the ones who want to compete, not you. If they're determined not to agree, can you force them?" Meijia said, waving the red card. "Yifei, if you question the referee again, I'll really give you a red card."

Ziqiao and his senior brother exchanged a glance, and looking at everyone with their hands raised, they felt a sense of mutual appreciation for the first time.

"Senior Brother, don't you also think they're being incredibly disloyal?"

"Hmm." The senior brother stared at Guan Gu, who had raised his hand, with a displeased expression, his glasses gleaming coldly.

You actually voted for this dare game that clearly meant your senior brother would be in trouble. You've really wasted your time spoiling your second junior brother.

He even rushed back from XJ to help you with the publishing, leaving his own son in the countryside without picking him up.

Ziqiao grinned mischievously, "Senior Brother, I have an idea..."

"Perfect timing, I..."

"..."

"...There are also."

Ziqiao's eyes lit up: "It seems our idea was correct..."

"Exactly the same!" The eldest brother nodded.

"Hahaha..." The two laughed and high-fived.

Perhaps because of their shared experience of being scammed, the two, who were originally at odds, now find each other much more agreeable.

"Referee, we'd like to join forces and use our single vote: we agree to make Yifei's Heroic Adventure the competition event..."

"But we demand that the individual competition be changed to a team competition!"

Everyone: "???"

Ziqiao stood up, hands on his hips, and pointed at everyone present: "Except for Yifei, who's in charge of setting the questions, and Meijia, who's in charge of judging, the rest of you six will all have to go through an upgraded version of the Brave Adventure with us!"

Ziqiao and his senior brother were laughing inwardly.

Are you trying to scam us?

Let's go to hell together!!!

Meijia looked at her senior brother, and seeing that he nodded in support of Ziqiao's idea, she slammed her hand on the table and said, "The request is reasonable, it is approved. You can start selecting team members now."

"You can do that?" Nanfeng asked in astonishment.

Then what am I doing? Am I just shooting myself in the foot?

Meijia said matter-of-factly, "Either you don't participate in the suggestions and voting, or since you have participated, you are part of this battle and of course you have to obey the referee's arrangements."

"Nanfeng, do you have a problem with that?"

Nanfeng shook his head: "No objection, I respect the rules of the game."

Although being too clever can backfire, Nanfeng isn't someone who can't take a joke.

It's just a brave adventure, right? Let's go!

Anyway, there are still so many people who are going to suffer with him.

The others looked at each other, on the verge of tears, but in the end they respected the authority of referee Meijia.

……

During the selection phase, the senior brother, who is playing away, gets to select first, while Zi Qiao can select two people in his second selection.

At the same time, both sides must maintain a team structure of three men and one woman.

After a moment of silence, the eldest brother unsurprisingly chose Guan Gu, since he didn't know anyone else besides Guan Gu.

After thinking for a while, Ziqiao chose Zeng Xiaoxian from the remaining three boys.

Although Teacher Zeng is not very useful, he is still better than the petty-minded Nanfeng and the underdeveloped cerebellum Zhanbo.

At Guan Gu's suggestion, the eldest brother chose Nan Feng. The two straightforward guys needed someone like Nan Feng, who was ruthless but quick-witted, to make up for the team's shortcomings.

Ziqiao's second choice allowed him to select two people, so he chose Zhanbo and Wanyu as the duo.

At this point, both teams have been formed.

Red team: Du Jun, Guangu, Nanfeng, Curry Sauce.

Blue team: Ziqiao, Xiaoxian, Zhanbo, Wanyu.

Referee Meijia said, "The match needs a little more time to prepare. You are free to move around during this time. We will gather at the next hour."

Everyone wore smiles that said, "Revenge is the best revenge."

"Lu Ziqiao, how dare you betray us!"

Ziqiao argued, "You were the ones who tried to trick me first, so I was forced to fight back."

"It's all Nanfeng's fault! If he hadn't instigated you, this wouldn't have happened at all!"

The more everyone thought about it, the more they felt that Ziqiao's words made a lot of sense.

When they turned around, Nanfeng had already tiptoed to the door of 3602.

Nanfeng glanced fearfully at everyone's menacing glares and quickly made her escape.

"south wind!"

"Don't run, catch him!"

It seems that before the real competition begins, everyone needs to participate in a warm-up activity called the "South Wind Chase."

I'm coming

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