Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 102 is 100 chapters! Group chat created!

"Yes, I'd like to invite you to a movie."

"Reason? Do I need a reason to invite you to a movie? Can't it be because the weather is nice today, I think you'll like the movie, and I want to make you happier?"

"I don't really like watching movies, but I like watching you."

"Then I'll come pick you up. See you there!"

Ziqiao hung up the phone with a smug look on his face, then sprawled out on the sofa, propping his legs up on the coffee table.

"What a wonderful life!" Ziqiao said, looking up at the sky.

"I don't know if your life is wonderful or not, but if you dare to put your feet up on the coffee table again, your life is over."

Meijia kicked Ziqiao's leg away with a look of disgust: "Don't forget that you're the one cleaning now. Wipe the coffee table again later."

"Brother Ziqiao, you've suddenly become rich! Just a few days ago you were so poor you couldn't even afford food, and now you can afford to take beautiful women to the movies," Curry Sauce joked, munching on his bread. "Did you win the lottery?"

"Pretty much." Ziqiao said smugly, "A few days ago, a talent agency wanted to sign me, and I agreed."

"Huh?" Curry Sauce looked surprised, then asked worriedly, "Brother Ziqiao, society is very chaotic these days. You didn't run into a shell company, did you?"

"Yeah, it's a shell company. I wouldn't dare go there if it weren't a shell company," Ziqiao said self-deprecatingly. "How could someone like me, with a bunch of ex-girlfriends, possibly make it in the entertainment industry?"

Curry Sauce comforted him, "Brother Ziqiao, although your moral standards are at the bottom in Love Apartment, they're at least in the upper-middle range in the entertainment industry."

"He doesn't think he's tarnished the entertainment industry; he's afraid that once he gains some fame, his ex-girlfriends will expose his dirty secrets, and he'll be suicidal from breach of contract penalties," Meijia said, revealing the truth.

Curry Sauce, munching on bread, looked puzzled: "Then why did he go to a shell company?"

"It's just a case of double-crossing," Meijia sneered. "I don't know if that shell company is blind or if this bastard is just too good at pretending. This is the first time I've ever seen someone try to scam their own ancestors."

Ziqiao lay comfortably on the sofa and boasted, "That's right, I was already using lollipops to trick girls into kissing me when I was in kindergarten. It would take them at least twenty years to catch up with my tricks."

Curry Sauce scoffed, "There's nothing to brag about in this kind of thing, and what's with this 'double-crossing'?"

Meijia explained, "These shell companies usually give their clients a little something, like having the newcomers take some photos and getting a small fee for it."

"First, they make the victims believe that they can really make money by working with them. Then they find ways to extract money from the victims under the guise of training fees, plastic surgery fees, etc. Once the victims have been squeezed dry, they use the excuse of filming foreign men to sell the victims to northern Myanmar to engage in telecom fraud."

"These people are the worst of the worst, the bastards of the bastards!" Mika cursed angrily.

Curry Sauce nearly choked on her bread in shock, quickly took a sip of water, and then patted her chest, saying, "This is terrifying... What did Brother Qiao do afterward?"

"It's like double-crossing, using sugar-coated bullets to eat the sugar coating, and then selling the bullets back at you," Mika said.

Curry Sauce shook her head, indicating that she didn't understand what Mika was saying.

Ziqiao said with a smug look, "When that talent scout contacted me before, I just wanted to see how far scams have developed in the past few years."

"I don't know if it's because there are too many fools and not enough scammers, but now even slightly smart fools dare to be scammers. This shell company is as careless as a bunch of idiots who just slapped their foreheads and started scamming people. Their scamming methods are so low-level that I almost want to give them a public lesson."

"So I pretended to be a clueless sucker, signed a contract and took photos, collecting information while earning a fee to make a living."

"Then, by exploiting information asymmetry and deceiving people, I made those insiders who had never met me before think that I was a newcomer and one of their own. They would then smugly say everything they needed to say after just a casual chat."

"So I took my phone with me after I got the certificate, patted the armed man on the shoulder and said goodbye, got into a taxi and went to the police station, and made another bonus."

"I hope they can think carefully about the open class that Teacher Lü gave them while they are in prison. I believe that as long as they are willing to study hard, the knowledge points in this class will be enough for them to savor until they are released from prison."

"It's that simple?" Curry Sauce asked incredulously.

It's a huge shell company that has fooled so many people, yet Ziqiao talks about it as if it were just a bunch of uneducated kids.

"Of course it's not that simple," Ziqiao explained. "Many things are easier said than done. If I were to break down in detail how to pretend to be a rich, gullible fat sheep, we could talk from day to night. Not to mention how to use your eyesight, information gaps, and deception to make them believe that I am an insider."

There are so many twists and turns in this, even if I explain it to you in detail, you still won't understand.

"All you have to do is shout that I'm awesome."

Curry Sauce clapped repeatedly: "Brother Ziqiao is awesome! This is called eliminating a scourge for the people!"

Meijia scoffed, "Yeah, if we succeed, it'll be Ziqiao doing a service to the people; if we fail, it'll still be the shell company doing a service to the people. Either way, it'll reduce the number of scammers. That's great!"

"Chen Meijia, that's going too far." Ziqiao was feeling smug, but Meijia's words dampened his spirits and made him unhappy. "I'm not like them at all."

Meijia scoffed, "What's the difference? Aren't you just trying to trick fat sheep into buying your 'miracle pills' and 'kidney tonics' all the time?"

"How can they be the same? My Shen Gong Wan and Shen Bao are just a little more expensive, but their effects are real and effective."

"Teacher Zeng ate one out of curiosity last time, and the next morning she changed the sheets."

Ziqiao grinned mischievously: "Want to know what he dreamed about that night?"

"What dream?" Curry Sauce asked curiously as she leaned closer to Zi Qiao.

"Don't listen to him. How could someone as conservative as Teacher Zeng tell him about her erotic dream? He must have just seen someone change the sheets and started imagining things."

Meijia pointed at Ziqiao and said to Curry Sauce, "Curry Sauce, all liars who have lied too much are like this. They all think that they are the only smart ones and that everyone in the world is a fool who can be easily fooled by them."

"That shell company probably thought the same way, otherwise so many people wouldn't have been fooled by Ziqiao."

"Don't be fooled by his current smugness. If he were to encounter a group of unscrupulous people, a bunch of burly men surrounding him and forcing him to take out online loans, or even cut off his kidneys, his fighting ability would be useless, no matter how smart he is."

"Hey, don't insult my standards," Zi Qiao retorted. "How could I go to that agency alone if I wasn't 99% sure?"

"You said it yourself, it's 99%, not 100%."

"If you walk by the river often enough, you're bound to get your shoes wet, Young Master Lü."

"Meijia..." Ziqiao grinned mischievously, "Tell me honestly, are you worried about me?"

Mika's expression was as if she'd heard the biggest joke in the world: "Worried about you? I'd rather spray you with a mouthful of salt water!"

"You're just saying one thing and meaning another." Ziqiao patted Meijia's shoulder understandingly: "Actually, there's no need to hide your true thoughts. After all, an ex-boyfriend as handsome as me is indeed rare in this world."

"You're worried about me and reluctant to part with me, which is understandable to everyone."

"Meijia, follow your heart and boldly express your inner feelings."

"Remember, only the brave can enjoy the world."

Meijia's expression instantly changed: "Ziqiao... actually, actually, you're the one I've always been thinking about."

Ziqiao said with deep affection, "Meijia..."

"what!"

The next moment, Ziqiao lay on the sofa clutching his kidney and groaning in pain.

She said to the curry sauce, "I was just thinking about punching him, but he insisted that I express my feelings freely. Doesn't that mean he asked for a beating?"

"Yes!" Curry Sauce simply nodded.

Mika blew on her fist and said happily, "So following your heart is so interesting. Only the brave can truly enjoy the world."

"Ouch..." Ziqiao rubbed his kidneys, looking resentful. "You can hit someone, but why did you have to hit them in the kidneys? You vicious woman, you're trying to harm me!"

"I'm just worried that if I hit other places, I might damage them. If I hit your kidney and it gets damaged, you can take kidney tonic."

"Anyway, you've been raving about how effective your kidney tonic is, so why don't you take a few more? If it really works, I'll buy a few more bottles for my future boyfriend."

Meijia patted Ziqiao on the shoulder with a smile: "Try your medicine. If it works, I'll definitely buy it."

"I'll go check if Guan Gu has changed his clothes yet."

Watching Mika leave humming a little tune, Curry Sauce teased, "Don't you feel like Mika is even harder to deal with than a shell company?"

"Eat your food." Ziqiao glared at Curry, who was gloating.

Before Curry Sauce could finish her bread, Mika had already pushed Guan Gu in his wheelchair into the living room.

Curry Sauce looked at Guan Gu, who was dressed in a sharp suit and had even styled his hair, and asked, "Guan Gu, you're dressed so formally today."

Guan Gu replied, "That's right, my senior brother is coming tonight, and he might be staying here for a few days."

"Senior Brother, is he facing some kind of problem?"

No, the problem is with me.

Guan Gu explained, "Here's what happened: a few days ago I sent the extra chapter of 'Love Triangle Cat' to the publisher. The publication date for the comic has been set, but I may need someone to go back to Japan to help with the distribution."

"The doctor said that I am not suitable to move around too much right now, and I also swore when I came to China that I would never return to Japan unless I achieved great success."

"So I had no choice but to ask my senior brother to come and help me handle these things."

Ziqiao pondered for a moment: "I understand now, so your senior brother is also a painter?"

Meijia rolled her eyes at Ziqiao: "If you don't know how to ask questions, then shut your mouth."

Guan Gu didn't think there was anything wrong with Zi Qiao's question. He said with pride, "My senior brother is a very talented painter. He has traveled all over the world and won many awards. He has always been my role model."

"When he came back from his field trip to XJ, besides helping me solve my problems, it was also because we, his fellow apprentices, hadn't seen each other for a long time."

"I see..." Ziqiao asked casually, "Where does your senior brother live? Is he planning to share a room with you?"

Guan Gu gave Zi Qiao a fawning smile.

"Ziqiao-jun..."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Ziqiao backed away in fear. "Guan Gu, when did you learn this trick too?"

Guan Gu patted his wheelchair: "It's not because you taught me so well, it's just that the tuition was too expensive. I still have to use a wheelchair."

"Guan Gu, you stepped on the cat and caused this, how can you blame me?"

Meijia stood up for Guan Gu, saying, "If you hadn't tricked Guan Gu into going to the second floor, this wouldn't have happened. It's all your fault."

"Yes, it's all your fault," Curry Sauce chimed in.

"I, I..." Ziqiao felt more wronged than Dou E, but now everyone in 3602 was on Guan Gu's side. Even if he went to 3601 and 3603 to ask others to judge, it would only add five more people to support Guan Gu.

It's because I'm not as popular as Guan Gu.

My life is so hard...

Ziqiao looked annoyed: "Fine, it's all my fault. Guangu, just tell me what you want to do."

"Ziqiao, you're so generous." Guan Gu gave a thumbs up. "I was just thinking that your room was thoroughly cleaned today, it's spotless and tidy... I was wondering if you could move out for a few days so my senior brother could stay there?"

"What?!" Ziqiao exclaimed in surprise, "I'm letting him stay in my room, so where am I supposed to stay?"

Meijia clapped her hands and said, "We've already talked to Nanfeng. You can stay in 3603 for a few days and sleep in the bedroom that Zhang Wei stayed in before."

"It's just that you'll have to work hard these next few days to clean not only our room but also room 3603. Consider it payment for your room fee, since you're staying here by yourself anyway."

"You've already reached an agreement? You've even settled the terms?" Ziqiao pointed at the three people present and shouted angrily, "This isn't a discussion, this is a notification!"

Meijia smiled and admitted, "Of course this is a discussion. We're discussing it with you out of respect, but if you think it's a notification, that's fine too."

"You...you all..."

Ziqiao glared angrily at the three men who looked like they had him cornered. Overwhelmed with resentment, he could only hang his head helplessly and ask, "Then do I have the right to refuse?"

Mika smiled even more broadly: "Of course... no."

Just as Ziqiao sighed in despair, Wanyu pushed open the door and walked in.

"Hey, what's everyone talking about?"

"Wanyu, why are you dressed like this?" Curry Sauce asked, looking at Wanyu in casual clothes.

"I just got back from my part-time job." Wanyu looked down at her ordinary clothes. "Is there something wrong with this outfit?"

Wanyu, who had started earning money through part-time work, finally changed into cheap clothes at Curry Sauce's suggestion. Although the clothes were so-so, Wanyu was good-looking, so she looked good in anything.

Curry Sauce still looked puzzled: "Shouldn't you be getting ready to go see a movie with Zhanbo right now?"

(End of this chapter)