Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 10 Wanyu's Daily Necessities

A while later, after Ziqiao and Meijia carried the cardboard box upstairs, two or three footsteps were heard in the stairwell.

Hu Yifei has practiced martial arts since childhood, so her physical fitness is naturally excellent. She carried luggage back and forth several times, and apart from a little sweat on her forehead, she was in very good condition.

Although Zhanbo and Wanyu didn't exercise much, they were still young and their physical condition was good. Apart from their flushed faces and sweating profusely, they didn't have any major problems.

"Look at you two, both young men and women in your early twenties, how come you're climbing stairs so slowly?"

Hu Yifei urged impatiently. Originally, she could have chatted leisurely with Zhanbo and Wanyu on the way, but ever since she received Nanfeng's call and learned about Zeng Xiaoxian's situation, she had felt an inexplicable irritation.

Hu Yifei certainly didn't think that this irritability was out of concern for someone, but rather crudely attributed it to Zeng Xiaoxian being so useless that he was making her annoyed.

"Yifei, please spare us. Normal humans haven't evolved to the point where they can carry the box up to the sixth floor in one go after five or six trips," Wanyu pleaded.

"Yeah, sis, didn't Nanfeng say that Teacher Zeng is alright? Besides, we still need to take the boxes they left behind upstairs."

"That's true." Hu Yifei sighed.

"Nanfeng just said where the box was placed, right? At the fifth-floor stairwell...right here. Where's the box?"

Hu Yifei looked around but couldn't find the box, and asked in confusion.

Zhanbo said, "In such a short time, it shouldn't have been taken away. I wonder where Nanfeng is. Let's look for it."

The three of them searched briefly and found a cardboard box exactly the same as the one they were holding in the corner of the stairwell.

Hu Yifei frowned: "Why did Nanfeng put the box in such a corner?"

Wan Yu guessed, "Maybe they're worried that leaving it outside will block other people's way."

"That makes sense." Hu Yifei picked up the box. "What's inside? It's making a lot of clanging noises."

"They're just some everyday items, but they're my secret to maintaining my beautiful appearance," Wanyu said mysteriously.

Hu Yifei looked at Wan Yu's flawless, dewy skin, and her eyes lit up: "Can I take a look?"

"Of course you can."

"Then what are we waiting for?" Hu Yifei said excitedly, "Let's hurry upstairs!"

When Ziqiao and Meijia awkwardly went upstairs, they found the door to 3601 wide open, and Zeng Xiaoxian's groans could be heard from inside.

"I can't take it anymore, I really can't this time. Ouch, my back."

"So, do you still want it or not?" Nanfeng's wicked laughter followed.

"No, no, you're too cruel," Zeng Xiaoxian pleaded.

The two exchanged a glance and quickly stuck their heads in to look.

Zeng Xiaoxian was lying on the sofa like a salted fish, with Curry Sauce holding an iced cola and Nanfeng holding a small stick next to him.

"Look at yourself now, you're practically paralyzed and you still have the nerve to ask for an iced cola as soon as you walk in," Nanfeng said fiercely. "Even if you don't care about your health, it'll be a real problem if you faint in front of us, okay?"

Still not satisfied with what he was saying, he took a thin stick and gently poked Zeng Xiaoxian in the waist, causing Zeng Xiaoxian to instantly become weak and powerless.

"Ah..." Zeng Xiaoxian let out a soft moan, which disgusted Nanfeng and Curry Sauce.

Nanfeng glanced at the two people outside the door and said, "Ziqiao, Meijia, what are you doing standing outside? Won't you come in and sit down?"

The two chuckled dryly a few times and walked in.

Curry Sauce bluntly asked, "You two made up so quickly? Did you resolve the condom issue?"

The two men shouted, "How did you know?"

Nanfeng said gloatingly, "I estimate that within two days at most, everyone in the apartment will know."

Meijia gritted her teeth and made a six gesture at Ziqiao, who nodded in agreement with a pained expression.

In an effort to win back Mika, he voluntarily signed many unequal agreements, including six months' rent for Mika, three months' worth of apartment cleaning, twenty free errands, and on-call wingman service.

If Meijia adds another six months' rent, it means she will have to pay for two people's rent for a year.

Oh my god...

[Ziqiao picked up a piece of tofu and smashed it against his head: "Kill me! Why would I be greedy for this? You'll suffer a great loss if you try to gain a small advantage!"]

Oh well, even though I'll have to pay an extra year's rent, the rent is halved for couples moving in, so I'll just consider it as me moving into Love Apartment a year later. As for apartment cleaning and free errands... I'll just consider it as offsetting the water and electricity bills.

Although many unequal treaties were signed, in the long run, they still made a profit.

Yes, he humbled himself and signed so many unequal treaties to win back Meijia in order to gain an advantage in the long run.

What else could it be for?

Seeing Zi Qiao nod in agreement, Mei Jia pretended that the two of them were inseparable: "It's okay, our Zi Qiao is capable and powerful, you'll see if you don't believe me." As she spoke, she punched Lu Zi Qiao in the chest several times.

Ziqiao was so badly beaten by Meijia's flurry of punches that he almost vomited bile, but he still forced himself to finish the act: "My body is amazing, what do you call indestructible kidneys?"

Seeing Ziqiao like this, Meijia felt a little smug, a little happy, but also a little soft-hearted.

On the way here, Meijia has finally figured out why she still has any hope for a bastard like Lu Ziqiao.

Isn't he always like this? A womanizer, free spirit, willful, galloping on horseback, never caring about girls' feelings or thoughts. Lu Ziqiao is such a womanizer and a vile scumbag, so why would she think he would be an exception for her?

Anyway, the initial goal was to pretend to be a couple to scam rent and utilities, to find a way to gain some benefits for myself through this, and then see if I could find a handsome guy in the apartment to start a relationship and then dump that bastard Lu Ziqiao.

Yes, I made up with that bastard Lu Ziqiao for my own benefit.

What else could it be for?

Nanfeng was naturally unaware of the love-hate relationship between the fake couple. He was simply scrolling through his phone's notes, wondering if he should add fuel to the fire for this lovesick couple.

Never mind, maybe next time.

Nanfeng sensed that something was off between the two of them, and he didn't want to accidentally step on a landmine.

Anyway, we can cause trouble anytime, there's no rush.

"Alright, alright, whether you two are deeply in love or just burning with passion, can you at least consider that there's someone here who's completely exhausted?" Zeng Xiaoxian's only moving part now was his mouth. "Oh, beautiful love, when will it finally be my turn?"

Are you sure this is a beautiful feeling?

Nanfeng stared at the fake couple in front of him, pretending not to see Meijia pinching Ziqiao's soft little hand hard from behind.

Curry Sauce said, "Teacher Zeng, although I'm young and haven't been in a relationship before, I know that dating isn't something you can just talk about and expect someone to fall from the sky."

"It's just that I haven't met the right person yet."

"I think Sister Yifei would be perfect," Curry Sauce suggested.

"Hu Yifei? What's wrong with her? I want a girlfriend, not a Cretaceous female Tyrannosaurus Rex."

"Isn't a female tyrant good?" Hu Yifei asked.

"Of course it's not good. If she gets angry, I'll have to sleep with one eye open in the middle of the night for fear she'll tear it up."

Zeng Xiaoxian realized something was wrong with his voice after he finished speaking. He stiffly turned his head to look at Hu Yifei, who was smiling at him.

Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed hard: "Yifei, let me explain."

Hu Yifei covered his mouth with a finger: "No need to explain, a badass life doesn't need explanation. Besides, what you said isn't wrong."

Meijia exclaimed in surprise, "Sister Yifei, is it true that he called you a female tyrant?"

"I mean what he said later was correct," Hu Yifei continued. "Remember what you just said. From now on, you have to sleep with one eye open at night, otherwise I really don't know when I'll come to your room and tear you apart."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened.

Wanyu felt sorry for Teacher Zeng, especially since he was exhausted from helping her move things, so she quickly stepped in to smooth things over: "Yifei, why don't we take a look at the daily necessities in this box first? Aren't you interested in my secrets to maintaining a beautiful appearance?"

"Beautiful face, I want to see it too!" Mika chimed in.

Curry sauce was also put down, and cola was squeezed through.

"Okay, let's take a look first."

So Wanyu opened the cardboard box in front of everyone.

The cardboard box contained bottles and jars of cosmetics, but these were not the key items. The key items were the twenty-odd boxes of "daily necessities" scattered throughout the box as soon as it was opened.

"This... is the key to your beautiful appearance?!" Yifei couldn't believe it. Do little girls these days play this big game?

But upon closer reflection, it seems that, probably, likely, possibly, maybe... this thing can indeed help maintain a beautiful appearance.

Hu Yifei was confused.

Zhanbo and Curry Sauce looked completely bewildered until they saw the detailed instructions on the packaging box and realized what it was.

"Wanyu..." Zhanbo's heart was breaking.

"No, no... these things aren't mine." Wan Yu's face turned red, and she was at a loss for what to do.

Meijia glanced back at Ziqiao, and the two of them looked at another cardboard box that looked exactly the same.

*Smack!* The two of them slapped their foreheads in pain.

Seeing Ziqiao and Meijia's expressions, Nanfeng guessed the truth and gave them a thumbs up.

wonderful.

……

At midnight, the bright moon hangs high in the sky, and all is quiet as the moon rises.

Hu Yifei knocked on Zeng Xiaoxian's door.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just returned from a radio broadcast, poked his head out: "Sister, seriously? You're really going to come and tear me apart in the middle of the night... Then go easy on me. Just so you know, we'll move on after we teach this a lesson."

Zeng Xiaoxian gave up resisting.

Hu Yifei sneered, "I don't think you'll let this go so easily. I'll be like Nanfeng, settling scores with you from time to time and giving you a scare first."

She hesitated for a long time before stubbornly saying, "I was just making a late-night snack, and I ended up making too much fried rice. I was originally planning to give it to the stray dogs tomorrow, but seeing how tired you are today, I might as well give it to you."

"Huh? You think I'm a dog?!"

"What do you mean, 'Are you going to eat or not?' If you don't, I'll really feed it to the dogs."

"Eat, eat, eat! Why wouldn't I eat fried rice with eggs?"

Hu Yifei mocked, "Look at you." But she couldn't help but burst out laughing halfway through her mockery.

"Hehehe..." Although he didn't know what Yifei was laughing at, Zeng Xiaoxian instinctively laughed too.

Their voices drifted through the wind to Lu Ziqiao's ears. He rubbed his ears and said, "Yifei and Xiaoxian are still awake so late?"

"That's true, after all, the nightlife is just beginning."

He knocked on Mika's door, and after confirming that the person inside was awake, he turned and left.

"Coming, coming." Mika opened the door sleepily, and a plush rabbit doll taller than a person fell into her arms.

"Wow, what an adorable bunny doll!" Mika was instantly wide awake.

She placed the bunny doll on the bed in the bedroom.

"Lu Ziqiao, has he really made that much money lately?" Meijia muttered to herself, pinching the rabbit doll's ears.

"Son of a bitch!"

*Smack!* She slapped the bunny doll hard.

Silence fell over the bedroom once again.

After a while, Curry Sauce got up to look for food in the refrigerator, glancing in the direction of Mika's bedroom with a puzzled look.

"Sister Meijia is still watching comedies in the middle of the night."

"You're laughing so happily."

That concludes the moving section.

(End of this chapter)