Healing Doctor

Chapter 604 Wenban Yama?

"But even if it's GG, they won't just perform a thrombectomy alone," Lu Gang said seriously. "..."

Before Lu Gang could finish speaking, Director Fan's assistant interjected, "Director Lu, is your second point true?"

"How long have you been out of school?" Lu Gang asked in return.

"4."

"Still so naive, do you own a mine?"

"..." Director Fan's assistant was taken aback.

"Let me give you an example." Lu Gang's disgusted expression left Director Fan's assistant somewhat at a loss.

"There was a man who worked in explosives and was in the field all year round. After he had his first child, his wife had an IUD inserted. A few years ago, when the two-child policy was introduced, he discussed it with his wife, but she disagreed."

Finally, he used explosives to blow up the ring.

"Holy shit!"

"blasting?!"

"Really?!"

Lu Gang's words caused a huge uproar.

"Major hemorrhage, I was in charge of the resuscitation." Lu Gang curled his lip. "In clinical medicine, you encounter all sorts of people, some of whom are worse than you can imagine. Come to think of it, you guys are still too naive."

Director Fan's assistant was speechless, and Lu Gang casually threw out an example that completely shut him down.

Retrieving the ring by blasting—this is unbelievable, something I could never have imagined.

"Continuing our previous topic, this is a minor issue, but it's not just a minor one related to thrombectomy," Lu Gang said. "Thrombectomy has its own golden time, and its radiation range is only about 20km. Performing the surgery outside of this time frame is not very meaningful."

Lu Gang started counting on his fingers, explaining the meaning of the fourth, fifth, and sixth layers and his guesses, leaving Director Fan dumbfounded.

"Director Lu, you really are an expert." Director Fan listened to Director Lu's rambling, seemingly plausible but ultimately unfounded remarks, and for the first time, he genuinely admired him, giving him a thumbs up in praise.

"Hey, I learned it from Director Bai." Lu Gang chuckled. "You have to learn some psychology in the medical department, and you see a lot of the dark side there too. I don't recommend getting involved in this. They've spent a lot of money and want to use our program to gain some viewership, so let them go ahead."

"Don't we benefit from this?" Lu Gang asked finally.

"It seems so," Director Fan said honestly.

"With so many related trending topics, our show is a top-tier hit!" Lu Gang said proudly. "The more trending topics there are, the more popular the show becomes. You guys should understand this better than I do."

"Director Lu, what you just said about using explosives... cough cough cough, is it true or not?" Director Fan's assistant was still pondering that question.

"Let me tell you, most of the trauma patients in the hospital during the Spring Festival are blast injuries, patients whose eyes and hands were blown up by firecrackers," Lu Gang said. "The strangest thing I've seen is someone stuffing firecrackers into their anus and rectum."

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"Of course, our hospital's urology department director, Dr. Liu, said that they have encountered patients who had firecrackers inserted into their urethra and injured their urethra."

"!!!"

"You'll never understand the extent to which humans are capable of self-destruction unless you observe them in the emergency room for several years. However, no matter what strange things get into the rectum, anus, or urethra, they all say it was because they accidentally slipped and sat down in them."

"A few years ago, there was a story about a collector who went to the hospital and had a World War II shell removed from his anus. The patient said it was part of his collection, and he accidentally slipped and sat on the shell."

"Does he go to the collection room without wearing clothes?" someone asked in a low voice.

"Haha, that's what all the patients I encounter in clinical practice say, both in China and abroad."

"Director Lu, Director Lu." Director Fan shielded his assistant behind him, preventing him from interrupting the conversation.

"What are your thoughts on the upcoming episodes? We've brought in new talent, and their skill level is high enough, but it doesn't seem to have made much of a difference. This episode's ratings are only on par with the previous one, and the surgery is too advanced. Not only did the average viewer not understand it, but even several medical experts I consulted said they didn't understand it either."

"They didn't mean they didn't understand, but rather that the surgery they were performing was very advanced and they hadn't encountered it before, so they needed to study it carefully, right?" Director Lu asked.

Director Fan was taken aback.

"Massachusetts General Hospital is Massachusetts General Hospital. They may have prejudices against interns, but they will still have basic respect for Massachusetts General Hospital."

"That's right." Director Fan became cautious; he was even worried that Lu Gang had been eavesdropping on his phone calls.

"The content is too advanced; nobody can understand it," Lu Gang said with a slight smile.

"Director Lu, is what they said true?" Director Fan asked.

"You think it's just colleagues being jealous of each other? I used to hear nurses in the department always talking about knowing one or two pretty girls, but then finding them really ugly after meeting them. Is it because their taste is lacking?"

"Hahaha." Director Fan laughed loudly.

"Definitely not," said Director Fan's assistant. "The 'beautiful women' that girls talk about are usually not good-looking; real beauties are called 'bitch'."

Lu Gang smiled slightly, "When I was a child, I read martial arts novels and I remember a line from Gu Long: 'If a woman praises another woman in front of a man, then that woman must be ugly; but if a man praises another man in front of a woman, then that man must be very remarkable.'"

The conversation drifted further and further away from the topic. After giving a few perfunctory replies, Director Fan found a quiet spot to carefully rewind and try to recall what they had started talking about.

He thought about it for a long time before realizing that all the things Lu Gang had said were actually useless.

Seriously damn good.

Director Fan sighed helplessly.

The show was bound to have a disappointing ending, which left Director Fan feeling helpless.

He was determined to kill the traitor, but powerless to reverse the situation. The course of the show was already tied to Ji Xiang, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't find a good way to take the show to the next level.

Should we ask Ji Xiang again?

Ji Xiang's extraordinary abilities have exceeded Director Fan's expectations; he has never seen anyone like Ji Xiang in his entire life.

A nationally popular variety show has been turned into a documentary about someone, an ending that Director Fan finds hard to accept. But he has no choice but to accept it, because it is the truth.

After hesitating for a long time, Director Fan picked up his phone and made a call.

"Dr. Ji Xiang, it's me." Director Fan grinned and said in as gentle a tone as possible.

"Director Fan, you haven't rested yet."

"Dr. Ji Xiang, I'm worried about what to do next. We need to wrap things up, and I need to figure out a good way to do it."

Director Fan probed.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Feng Yuqing just contacted me, I might be quite busy lately."

"Huh?! What's wrong?" Director Fan was taken aback.

"Feng Yuqing's family's shoe factory... signed an NBA star, who recently suffered some injuries," Ji Xiang said casually. "Feng Yuqing asked me if I could perform surgery on him."

"A star player?"

"We spent a lot of money, and then the shoe got injured right after we signed it. It's bad for the brand," Ji Xiang sighed. "There's nothing we can do. They came knocking on our door, and it wouldn't be right for me to say no."

"Who is it?"

"His name seems to be Victor Wimbanyama."

(End of this chapter)