Healing Doctor

Chapter 156 What Do Doctors Like? (Bonus Chapter by Alliance Leader Lu Renyi x4)

Ji Xiang made a promise to go to Yuanliao with Director Liu to "fly knives," but as for the invitation from Shanghai, Ji Xiang had not yet made up his mind.

After get off work, Ji Xiang didn't stay at the hospital. Instead, he went home to have dinner and take a walk with his father, and then went to the operating room early for training.

……

As night fell, Tang Yan stayed on stage until after 8 p.m.

Exhausted, she was anxious as she saw countless missed calls on her phone. The caller was incredibly generous; she couldn't afford to offend such a nouveau riche.

Earning money is not easy, especially for those who work overtime year-round.

Tang Yan called back and apologized profusely. But the other party didn't seem to care and arranged to meet at a restaurant in the provincial capital.

"Sister Yuqing, what's wrong?" Tang Yan rushed over and asked with great concern.

Tang Yan demonstrated her respect for the generous person who would throw money in her own face if she disagreed with someone.

Feng Yuqing briefly recounted her experiences from the past few days.

Tang Yan is only young because she's young. If she were decades older, her dentures would probably pop out of her head.

"Sister Yuqing, isn't it a bit inappropriate to be so direct?" Tang Yan said directly.

"Then tell me, what do doctors like?" Feng Yuqing asked.

"I like it...it turns out some people do like it. Oh my god, so all people who chew gum are perverts!" Tang Yan was still immersed in what Feng Yuqing had said about Tadalafil oral dissolving film.

Not many people actually know about this. Even though Tang Yan was rambling on to the surgeons in the operating room, they never mentioned it.

"Not often seen?"

I've never seen it.

"Isn't your boyfriend going to eat?"

"I don't have a boyfriend, I've never been in a relationship," Tang Yan said casually.

"Hiss~~~"

"Sis, stop inhaling, the air's getting warmer."

"Haha, the way you talk doesn't sound like someone who doesn't have a boyfriend," Feng Yuqing laughed.

"Even if you haven't eaten pork, you've at least seen pigs run, right?" Tang Yan said quite normally. "In the operating room, before the surgery and after the most crucial steps of the surgery, they say all sorts of things."

Tang Yan chatted casually while pondering Feng Yuqing's task.

It's rare to see someone throw money around like that, and besides, Feng Yuqing isn't the type to lust after someone else's body. Tang Yan isn't crazy; she doesn't want to offend her.

What do doctors actually like? That is the question.

Money, everyone likes it, so it shouldn't count.

Tang Yan's brain is working at high speed; she's never been this focused when she was in school.

"Sister Yuqing, I'm in a junior college, and our school doesn't have any cadavers."

"What teacher?"

"A cadaver is a corpse, used specifically for learning anatomy," Tang Yan said, organizing her thoughts, and added enthusiastically, "Yes, a cadaver!!"

"The corpse..."

Feng Yuqing thinks that people who study medicine are all mentally ill.

She was being romantic within her own circle. Someone gave their boyfriend a birthday present, and she packed herself inside a suitcase.

This is romance.

Why do doctors prefer corpses to living people?

What a bunch of perverts.

Besides, everything else is easy to deal with, but how do you dispose of the corpse? If we really do that, our lives will become increasingly unpredictable.

"Sister Yuqing, I overheard them chatting on the operating table. They were always being silly when they told jokes. But when they talked about cadavers, the atmosphere changed completely. Even the most jovial doctors became serious. This matter..."

Tang Yan saw that Feng Yuqing looked completely bewildered, having no idea what benefits cadavers could bring to doctors. She stopped talking, bit her lower lip lightly, and tilted her head to ponder.

"Your teeth are quite white."

Tang Yan immediately bit her upper lip with her lower teeth and flicked her high ponytail. But she immediately realized that the person sitting opposite her was her boss, a wealthy man who was willing to throw a wad of cash in her face just to get a little bit of information.

Now is not the time to act cute.

"Sister Yuqing, it's like this: every doctor hopes to improve their skills. But, you know, doctors grow very slowly, after all, every surgery involves human lives."

"and then?"

"Actually, many doctors are just clueless, you know... I have a natural sense of three-dimensionality, and I can understand many anatomical structures after seeing them once, but those stupid doctors just don't understand."

Tang Yan's sentences gradually became more fluent.

"Let me give you an example. One of the professors in our gastrointestinal surgery department couldn't finish his emergency case in the middle of the night, so he called the head of the department to come and help. He got a real dressing down from the head of the department on the phone, with every kind of word you can imagine being used."

"So what? We can't just watch someone die on the operating table if we can't do it. The head doctor may have scolded us, but he arrived in 20 minutes, and with a dark face, he completed the surgery in 10 minutes."

"Uh, you mean..."

"The medical industry is different from other industries." Tang Yan sorted out her thoughts, her high ponytail swaying again. "In other industries, you can slack off, and there can be competition among you. Even if you ruin everything, no one will have anything to eat."

"But doctors can't."

"Improving technical skills is a basic requirement for doctors. If you want to make a name for yourself and be arrogant in the medical field, you have to have truly outstanding skills. Of course, there are many people who take advantage of others, but everyone looks down on them in private."

"So... Ji Xiang likes corpses, and needs corpses?" Feng Yuqing asked.

What kind of logic is this?

She spoke those words haltingly.

"Sister, it's a cadaver, not a corpse. Don't make it sound so scary." Tang Yan looked around and was relieved to see that no one was paying attention.

High-end restaurants are great; people are spaced far apart, so you don't have to worry about being overheard.

It's not good to talk at length about corpses.

What if it causes unnecessary trouble?

"But where do I get that stuff?" Feng Yuqing never imagined she would need a corpse one day... She was completely bewildered.

"Let me tell you a joke," Tang Yan laughed heartily. "Someone online asked, 'How are the cadavers for medical school recruited for freshman year?'"

"Yes! How did you get here?" Feng Yuqing asked with great interest.

"Someone answered that each class would draw lots, and whoever was drawn would be chosen."

The joke was a bit lame, and both Feng Yuqing and Liu Hui looked completely bewildered.

"Sigh." Tang Yan realized they were on different wavelengths. This joke had sustained her for two years, but the other person didn't get the joke. She knew better and quickly said, "Medical schools all have their own storage facilities where they keep all kinds of cadavers."

"..."

"..."

When Feng Yuqing and Liu Huijian mentioned cadavers, Tang Yan's eyes sparkled, and they looked at each other in surprise.

People who study medicine have truly unique interests.

"I had a close encounter with a cadaver once," Tang Yan recalled. "When I was in school, there was a sports meet, and I found it boring, so I went to play on the back mountain by myself. When I came down the mountain, it was already past six o'clock in the evening, and it was still a little light."

"I have good eyesight, and I saw a shadow in red clothes floating around in the distance."

"!!!"

"A ghost?"

"Hey, I'm an atheist. Even if something floats, as long as it has weight, it has to abide by Newton's three laws of motion," Tang Yan said with a smile.

Song Yuqing thought the girl in front of her was really brave.

"I mustered up my courage and walked over, and saw the teachers in the anatomy department drying cadavers."

"Teacher, the cadaver... the teacher in front was alive, right?"

"Right...?"

"Continue." Feng Yuqing felt uneasy thinking about a corpse hanging from a tree, dressed in red.

"I don't know the specifics, but back then..."

"Let's talk about what doctors like," Liu Hui said, stopping the conversation as it drifted off course and bringing it back on track.

"Oh, a cadaver! That's what they keep talking about. You can buy one at the medical school."

"Buy it? Can we even get it out?" Liu Hui was already considering the feasibility. "Even if we could get it out, where would we put it?"

"Of course we can't take it out! We have to study it little by little in the anatomy department." Tang Yan couldn't understand the thought process of the two people opposite her.

"Believe me, if you could get your hands on a cadaver, Ji Xiang would rather endure the smell of formaldehyde and sleep with one!"

"A ghost bride? Does he have such good kidneys?" Feng Yuqing's thinking was also quite bizarre.

"Haha, it's different, it's different, anyway, we can give this one a try."

"All right."

Feng Yuqing began to have thoughts of giving up.

Neither the doctors nor the nurses seemed quite normal.

Actually...

"Actually what?" Feng Yuqing asked.

"I have a feeling that you and Ji Xiang know each other, Sister Yuqing."

"Yes, I saw it when I was a child."

"That's a childhood sweetheart!" Tang Yan clapped her hands. "Use your salivary amylase to win him over!"

"..."

"They're all just pretending to be virtuous. Otherwise, why would people drive as soon as they relax after surgery? It's a basic human need, a fundamental need!"

Tang Yan raised her little fist, looking very serious.

(End of this chapter)