Water Margin: Hu Sanniang and I swapped clothes

"No rush, I'll give you a year."

Of course, Sun Xin couldn't wait until Sister-in-law Gu lost fifty pounds before rescuing Jie Zhen and Jie Bao.

Even if Sister-in-law Gu loses ten pounds a month, it will still take five months to lose fifty pounds.

Five months later, the grass on Jie Zhen and Jie Bao's graves was already a foot tall.

"Save lives first."

Sister-in-law Gu breathed a sigh of relief.

Although Sister-in-law Gu usually beats and scolds Sun Xin, she actually admires his intelligence.

In the original story, Yuehe informed Sister-in-law Gu about Jiezhen and Jiebao's imprisonment.

Gu's sister-in-law's first reaction was to tell the Huo family, "Quickly go and find Second Brother's family to talk!"

After Sun Xin returned and sent Le He away, Sister-in-law Gu then discussed the matter with Sun Xin:

"What right do you have to save my two brothers?"

When Sun Xin said he wanted to break into the prison, Sister-in-law Gu immediately said, "I'll go with you tonight!"

Sun Xin laughed at him, saying, "How rude of you!"

Sister-in-law Gu didn't retort, which clearly indicated that she also thought she was rude.

She was a reckless and impulsive warrior, but fortunately, she had some self-awareness.

After being taught a lesson by Sun Xin, Sister-in-law Gu became completely obedient.

Originally, Sun Xin was just an incompetent husband in her heart, but now he seems to have become a different person.

After divorcing her, Sun Xin was like a golden carp that could not stay in a pond; once it encounters wind and clouds, it transforms into a dragon!

...San Niang's route...

Gathering Hall.

All the leaders gathered together in celebration. Chao Gai raised a full bowl of wine and, with a beaming smile, first offered it to Hu Cheng:

"Brother Hu Cheng, Liangshan is truly blessed to have you and your sister join us! It's like adding wings to a tiger!"

"Here, let me toast you!"

As the young master of Hu Family Manor, Hu Cheng naturally had no shortage of social obligations, and he quickly raised his wine bowl to politely greet Chao Gai:

"No, you flatter me. I'll drink first!"

Seeing Hu Cheng drink the entire bowl of wine in one gulp, Chao Gai nodded in satisfaction and then toasted Hu Sanniang:

"Third Sister, I'll also toast you with a bowl!"

Because Hu Sanniang was the first and only female leader of Liangshan, she was exceptionally allowed to sit at the same table as the male leaders.

Although Hu Sanniang was a female leader, Chao Gai did not let her go because of that.

After Chao Gai became the leader of Liangshan, he established his own set of rules.

For example, when it comes to drinking, Chao Gai believed that one's drinking manners reflected one's character, drinking style reflected one's conduct, and drinking capacity reflected one's magnanimity.

However, to his surprise, Hu Sanniang refused without hesitation:

"Thank you, Heavenly King, but Third Sister never drinks alcohol!"

quiet!

The once bustling Hall of Righteousness fell silent instantly because of Hu Sanniang's words!

Good guy!

All the heroes of Liangshan held their breath, preparing to face the impending storm.

This was the first time in history that anyone in Liangshan had dared to refuse Chao Gai's toast!

Something terrible is about to happen!

Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu were extremely excited:

Third Sister is so loyal!

Yang Xiong, Shi Xiu, and Hu Sanniang once said that when they went to Liangshan to seek help, they were almost beheaded by Chao Gai.

Moreover, they knew that Hu Sanniang was a heavy drinker; she had single-handedly defeated them all during the blood oath ceremony.

They also knew that Hu Sanniang and Chao Gai had never met before and had no grudges against each other.

Therefore, Hu Sanniang's refusal of Chao Gai's toast was clearly for their sake.

Shi Xiu, with his fiery temper, felt that Hu Sanniang's clear-cut love and hate made her seem like his half-sister!

Yang Xiong was thinking more deeply. He glanced at Chao Gai and saw that his face had turned pale. He quickly picked up his wine bowl and tried to smooth things over.

"Your Majesty, please don't misunderstand. My third sister is young and has never touched a drop of alcohol. I'll offer you a bowl of wine as compensation!"

Hu Cheng and Yang Xiong stood up to offer a toast almost simultaneously:

"Your Majesty, please forgive me, but I will gladly offer you a bowl of rice!"

Shi Xiu is a man of two sides; on one hand, he is as fiery as a raging fire, and on the other hand, he is ambitious, bold, and cunning.

Although he greatly admired Hu Sanniang's behavior, he also knew the principle that one has to bow one's head when under someone else's roof.

So Shi Xiu immediately picked up his wine bowl and said, "My third sister is straightforward, please be lenient with her, Your Majesty!"

"I'll also offer the Heavenly King a bowl!"

Shi Qian blinked his small eyes and also stood up to offer a toast:

"Your Majesty, your humble servant Shi Qian also wishes to offer you a bowl!"

I'll use four rough men like you to pay for this?

Chao Gai was very angry, but after being the leader of Liangshan for a while, he began to use his brain.

He could tell at a glance that Yang Xiong, Shi Xiu, and Shi Qian had teamed up with Hu Sanniang and her brother.

If it were just Hu Sanniang and her brother, and the leader who had just arrived on the mountain dared to provoke them, he would definitely have suppressed them on the spot.

Just like when Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu came up the mountain, if they said something that didn't suit Chao Gai, he would cut off their heads.

However, with the five leaders sticking together, even though Chao Gai was very angry, he had to consider the consequences.

Furthermore, Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu were two brothers who fled to Liangshan Marsh and had to ask Liangshan Marsh for help in rescuing Shi Qian.

Hu Sanniang and her brother helped Liangshan Marsh conquer the Zhu Family Village, and were not only meritorious but also brought their own resources into the group.

Moreover, Hu Sanniang and her brother were essentially brought up the mountain by Song Jiang, so he still had to consider Song Jiang's feelings...

After much hesitation, Chao Gai finally swallowed his anger and forced a loud laugh:

"I originally wanted to congratulate Third Sister on going up the mountain, but since Third Sister doesn't drink a drop of alcohol, then forget it!"

"Long live my brothers!"

Yang Xiong, Shi Xiu, Shi Qian, and Hu Cheng breathed a sigh of relief and quickly held their wine bowls with both hands, saying in unison:

"Tai!"

……

After the banquet, Li Yun, the "Blue-Eyed Tiger" who was in charge of building the house, arranged accommodations for Hu Sanniang, Hu Cheng, and Shi Qian.

Yang Xiong, Shi Xiuyang, and Li Yun arranged for Hu Sanniang and the others to stay next to their own residence.

After Li Yun left, Shi Xiu, who had been unable to contain himself any longer, immediately gave Hu Sanniang a thumbs up:

"Third Sister is so righteous!"

ha?

Hu Sanniang was taken aback: What do you mean by being righteous?

"Third Sister, we know you did this for us..."

Yang Xiong also gave a thumbs up:

"As the older brother, I understand everything. I won't say more; it's all in my heart!"

"But Third Sister, listen to your eldest brother. We all know you can't live without wine, and we all know you can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk."

"But we have already publicly stated today that you do not drink alcohol."

"If you are caught drinking, it will be difficult to explain to King Chao."

"So you'll have to be patient these next few days no matter what..."

"Big brother is right!"

Shi Xiu chimed in, "Third Sister, let's get drunk and enjoy ourselves after this calms down!"

No fun without alcohol?

Able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk?

Just bear with it?

Let's drink until we're completely drunk?

Hu Sanniang was completely bewildered by what they said:

Are you talking about me?

No, how do you know I can't live without alcohol and can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk?

I didn't even know!

The guy who possessed me actually used my body to drink alcohol. What wouldn't he dare to do?

Hu Sanniang subconsciously looked at Hu Cheng: Brother, you know me, I really don't drink a drop of alcohol!

Hu Cheng sighed, "Little sister, you drank too much last time. You should rest for a few days..."

Hu Sanniang: (눈_눈)

...Sun Xin Line...

Climbing Cloud Mountain.

"stop!"

A burly man rushed out of the grove and blocked Sun Xin and Gu's sister-in-law's path, shouting:

"This mountain is mine, these trees are mine, if you want to pass through..."

"Second Brother? What, it's you?"