Water Margin: Hu Sanniang and I swapped clothes

That damn black bastard!

"Timely Rain" Song Jiang arrived just in time, and after understanding the whole story, his dark face turned ashen with anger:

You can't even be a good dog, what the hell can you do?

Li Kui and Song Jiang met when they were both young and in humble circumstances. Li Kui even saved Song Jiang's life during the Jiangzhou execution ground raid.

In addition, Li Kui was a brainless fool who obeyed Song Jiang's every word.

When Song Jiang told him to go east, he dared not go west; when he told him to chase the dog, he dared not look for the chicken.

Li Kui naturally became Song Jiang's loyal henchman and number one lackey.

Song Jiang was quite satisfied with Li Kui's position as the top henchman and loyal follower of the Iron Pole.

Of course, this brainless idiot often makes stupid and foolish mistakes.

However, considering how useful and irreplaceable he was, Song Jiang generously tolerated it.

But today this black-clad fellow has reached a new level of stupidity. Song Jiang never expected that he would target Hu Cheng again!

They went ahead and did it, but damn it, Hu Sanniang caught them red-handed and made things even bigger!

When Song Jiang arrived, Li Kui was fighting Shi Xiu and Hu Cheng, and the servants of the Zhu Family Manor were dumbfounded...

With a formidable enemy at hand and fierce fighting on the battlefield, it would be extremely detrimental for our own people to start fighting each other!

Fortunately, the outcome of this battle was already decided; otherwise, Song Jiang would have wanted to tear this black fellow to pieces.

Even so, the successive reports of Lin Chong's killing of Zhu Long, Hua Rong's shooting death of Zhu Hu, and Mu Hong, Ma Lin, and Li Jun's joint capture of Zhu Biao could not diminish Song Jiang's anger at this moment.

If someone else had done this, Song Jiang would have at least given them a severe beating, even if he didn't chop off their head!

However, this was done by Li Kui, his loyal henchman and number one lackey.

Song Jiang had to protect Li Kui no matter what, otherwise who would dare to be his loyal follower in the future?

Who would dare to be his lackey?

"Li Kui!"

Song Jiang's face darkened, and he sternly questioned Li Kui, who was being held captive by Lin Chong and Dai Zong:

"You scoundrel, who told you to lay a hand on Brother Hu Cheng?"

"You should also know that Brother Hu Cheng joined our Liangshan Marsh last night, and he also made the greatest contribution by breaking through the Zhu Family Manor today!"

"How dare you disobey my words and act rashly against the Hu brothers, damaging the harmony between us?"

Keywords: who called, disobeyed, without authorization...

With just a few words, Song Jiang extricated himself from the situation and made an effort to subtly imply Li Kui's identity through four aspects: "voice, mannerisms, appearance, and demeanor."

Li Kui was indeed a brainless fool, but what was amazing was that he was very good at observing Song Jiang's words and expressions.

When Li Kui saw Song Jiang's stern expression and heard Song Jiang address him as "Li Kui" instead of "Tie Niu"...

broken!

My brother is really angry!

Li Kui's heart skipped a beat, and his eyes immediately cleared:

"Iron Ox doesn't know..."

"Don't know? Don't know what you don't know?"

Song Jiang's small eyes widened in surprise:

"Are you unaware that Brother Hu Cheng is a hero of Liangshan, or are you unaware of what you're doing?"

understood!

As expected of Song Jiang's loyal henchman and number one lackey, Li Kui immediately understood.

He didn't understand Song Jiang's words, but he understood that the first half of the sentence was spoken lightly, while the second half was spoken heavily.

Therefore, Li Kui chose the second half of the sentence without hesitation:

"Tie Niu has no idea what he's doing..."

"Oh?"

Song Jiang was taken aback and glanced discreetly at Dai Zong, the "Divine Traveler".

As another of Song Jiang's trusted followers, Dai Zong quickly offered a friendly reminder:

"Tie Niu, have you gone on a killing spree again?"

"Ah, right, right, right!"

Before joining Song Jiang, Li Kui was actually Dai Zong's loyal henchman and number one lackey.

At that time, Dai Zong was the prison warden of Jiangzhou, and Li Kui was a junior jailer under Dai Zong.

Therefore, the two also have a tacit understanding.

Dai Zong offered a friendly suggestion, and Li Kui readily agreed.

"I see!"

Song Jiang and Dai Zong looked at each other, smiled bitterly, and shook their heads.

Dai Zong, acting like someone who had been through it all, explained to Sun Xin and Hu Cheng:

"You don't know this, but this is Tie Niu's old problem!"

"This guy is brave and daring in battle, but once he gets bloodthirsty, he becomes dizzy and loses all sense of right and wrong, unable to distinguish friend from foe!"

"Back when he stormed the execution ground in Jiangzhou, this guy went berserk at the crossroads!"

"Regardless of officers or civilians, the killings left corpses strewn across the fields, blood flowing in streams, and countless people were pushed over and overturned!"

Even Chao Tianwang almost got hit by his axe!

Li Kui: "Ah, right, right, right!"

"Even if it's right, it won't work!"

Song Jiang snorted coldly: "Because of you, you black bastard, I almost lost one of my great generals!"

"Guards, drag this scoundrel away and give him a hundred lashes as a warning to others!"

Dai Zong, Mu Hong, and Zhang Shun responded and together stepped forward to pin Li Kui to the ground and beat him with military sticks.

"Slap! Slap! Slap!"

Li Kui was eating bamboo shoots stir-fried with meat nearby, while Song Jiang dismounted and bowed deeply to Hu Cheng.

"Brother Hu Cheng, unfortunately that fellow has gone mad. Luckily, you are a blessed man and have not made a terrible mistake!"

"Song Jiang apologizes to you, brother, on behalf of that scoundrel!"

After saying this, Song Jiang kowtowed to the ground, which moved the Liangshan heroes to tears.

"Brother Song Jiang, you're too kind to me!"

Hu Cheng hurriedly bowed to Song Jiang, but dared not accept Song Jiang's grand gesture.

While kneeling on the ground, Hu Cheng secretly glanced at Sun Xin behind him:

Sister, what should I do?

Truly a "timely rain"!

Sun Xin was speechless:

As the saying goes, life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills. The little black fat guy's performance was absolutely Oscar-worthy!

Such a big matter, yet Song Jiang managed to turn the tide with a combination of skillful maneuvering and decisive action!

The key is that all the Liangshan heroes were susceptible to Song Jiang's tactics!

With Song Jiang's bow, which represented twenty years of accumulated skill, how could Hu Cheng possibly withstand it?

Even Sun Xin couldn't stop it, at least not now that he had just been exchanged with Hu Sanniang.

Although Song Jiang is now only the second leader of Liangshan Marsh, he is already able to compete with the first leader, Chao Gai.

Moreover, Chao Gai probably couldn't outmaneuver Song Jiang...

Therefore, Song Jiang bowed to Hu Cheng without hesitation. If Hu Cheng continued to pester him, he would be showing a lack of manners.

After all, today is only the first day that I've been in Hu Sanniang's body. How could I have gotten a cut from eating so much fat?

Take it slow, we've only just begun...

Sun Xin winked at Hu Cheng, who immediately understood and began to put on an acting show with Song Jiang.

Of course, Hu Cheng's acting skills were no match for Song Jiang's; he was completely overshadowed by Song Jiang throughout the entire performance.

The beating Li Kui received was real.

Dai Zong, a seasoned prison guard, swung his military baton with a whooshing sound.

Li Kui was a tough guy; even when his back was beaten until it was torn open and bleeding, he didn't utter a sound.

Perhaps sensing Sun Xin's gaze, Li Kui, who was lying on the ground being beaten, raised his eyes and glared angrily at Sun Xin:

You damned woman, you better remember this, sir!

Sun Xinhong pouted her bright red lips:

This is just the beginning; the real show is yet to come!

If I don't mess with you to death, I'm not a Hu!

At the same time, a group of people arrived at Liangshan camp in a hurry, covered in dust.

The leader was a pale-faced scholar with a long beard, holding a goose feather fan in the dead of winter.

Looking at the empty Liangshan camp, the pale-faced scholar sighed in disappointment.