Immortality: Starting with a grave, I'm invincible when burying corpses.

"I only violated the task rules a few dozen times, messed up seven or eight systems, and hit over a hundred colleagues. Is it really necessary to target me like this?"

"Damn the Samsara Palace! If I make it back alive this time, I'm going to set the main hall on fire!"

"No, no! I can't think like that! The more I think, the more dangerous it becomes!"

"Speaking of which, I seem to recall the old man saying that if you encounter a Golden Immortal, it doesn't matter whether you want to or not. Once a Golden Immortal notices you, you'll have no privacy left."

"Hey! No wonder the old man always caught me doing something naughty when I was a kid!"

"Forget it, the worst that can happen is death. I'm tired of living anyway..."

……

Hearing these spontaneous thoughts from outside the house, separated by only a wall, Mu An couldn't help but stop in her tracks.

To be honest, the person inside really has a lot of ideas; in such a short time, he has already imagined ninety-nine ways to die.

The various ways of dying broadened Mu An's horizons, and he felt that this person was terrifyingly skilled, clearly having sought death quite often in his daily life.

Looking at the dazzling Reincarnation Jade Token in the room, which was as bright as a 10,000-watt light bulb, Mu An turned his head and looked at Qing He standing to his left.

Although cats and dogs may not be the most intelligent, they are indeed very easy to put people at ease with.

The person inside the room is related to Princess Yongning, and is quite special himself, with three Golden Immortals hiding a secret weapon in his soul.

These backup plans have a strong shielding effect, preventing ordinary cultivators from forcibly reading deep information.

Even an ordinary Golden Immortal can only read Shi Meng's thoughts. If one tries to forcibly read the information deep within Shi Meng's soul, it will most likely trigger these backup plans and alarm the three Golden Immortals who left them.

Although Mu An had ways to circumvent these backup plans, he had no intention of making enemies.

Since it is the power left behind by Princess Yongning from long ago, it can naturally be regarded as an ally.

"The person inside is a subordinate of one of my fellow Daoists, but she seems a little afraid of me and doesn't know about my relationship with that fellow Daoist. Qinghe, you go and talk to her first."

"Sir, are you a fellow Daoist?"

"You haven't seen it yet, but you might have a chance to see it in the future."

……

Mu An was unaware of the content of the conversation inside the room.

It wasn't that Mu An couldn't hear, but rather that he had actively blocked out many things related to Qing He.

There was no complicated reason; it was simply because Qinghe had complained to Mu'an every single day for a whole year, saying that Mu'an was not allowed to read her mind.

Even though Mu An told Qing He more than once that he never deliberately tried to read her mind, but rather that everyone's information would pop up on its own in front of Mu An.

Qinghe still wouldn't give up, and would nag Mu'an every day.

She said Mu An was lying to her, but information doesn't grow legs, how could it possibly pop out on its own?

Explanation is just a cover-up. Villains in movies and TV dramas are all like Mu An, saying one thing but doing another.

Anyone who has ever owned a pet knows that if a cat or dog enters its rebellious phase, no matter how you explain it, it won't understand.

In Mu An's eyes, this was the situation with Qing He.

When they first met, Qinghe was a well-behaved young girl. It was because she looked so much like Xiaohe that Mu An paid more attention to her and cast his gaze upon her.

But as the two spent more and more time together, Qinghe gradually revealed her true nature and was no longer as obedient as before.

The decades that Qinghe spent living in the Celestial Craftsmanship Realm allowed her to undergo an evolution, heading in a strange direction from which there was no return.

During the years Mu An lived on Tiangong Star, he often saw Qing He wrapped herself in a quilt, wriggling around on the ground like an insect.

If she goes into a fit of madness, she'll jump around the villa, shouting strange lines.

At its worst, Qinghe even suggested to Mu'an that Mu'an cosplay anime characters with her, saying that she was somewhat famous on Tiangong Star Network and could help Mu'an grow the business.

Even more outrageous, in front of Mu An, Qing He insisted that the most suitable person for Mu An was a villain behind the scenes, and that he had to be the most ruthless and powerful one.

All of this left Mu An speechless.

A perfectly elegant fairy in ancient style was turned into a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) girl by Qinghe.

It's unbearable to look at! It's unbearable to look at!

Mu An had no doubt that if Ruo Qinghe's older brother, Qing Han, saw his sister's appearance on Tiangong Star, he would be furious on the spot.

As a native cultivator of the Nine Regions, the head of the Qing family, and a representative of the conservative faction, Qing Han could never possibly possess the same strong capacity for acceptance as Mu An.

He would probably transform into a furious older brother, pull out the Qing family's rules, and chase Qinghe down the street to beat her up.

During those unbearable years, Mu An blocked out most information related to Qing He.

To avoid polluting his own eyes, Mu An pulled Qing He out and created a separate, shielded area for her, deliberately avoiding reading her messages.

It was this deliberate shielding that prevented Mu An from hearing Qing He and Shi Meng's conversation.

It wasn't until Qinghe came out of the house carrying Shimeng, who looked like a little girl, that Mu'an understood the general situation.

……

"This junior is Shi Meng, a top salesperson at the Samsara Palace. Greetings, Daoist Lord."

The three-year-old girl jumped down from Qinghe's arms, raised her hand to greet Mu'an, and her comical appearance made Qinghe burst out laughing.

It was this crisp laughter that made Shi Meng relax a lot, unlike when she was in the house, when she was terrified.

"The people around him are so cheerful; this Dao Lord must be easy to get along with. I just wonder what his relationship is with the Samsara Palace?"

"I understand! Some treacherous people must be trying to harm me, deliberately throwing me into this world so that I could meet this Daoist Lord before me."

"Although I am intelligent, beautiful, kind-hearted, caring towards my colleagues, and loved by everyone... (500 words omitted here)"

"There are many troublemakers in the Samsara Palace. Even though I, Shi Meng, am the most outstanding salesperson in the entire Samsara Palace, I can't help but be envied by them!"

"There's no mistake! That's it! Some treacherous commoner must have colluded with the Twelfth Palace Master to dump me here!"

"That old geezer didn't even tell me! How can he betray his daughter like that? Maybe I should just find a chance to die..."

The rich inner turmoil left Mu An silent, and she swallowed back the question she had intended to ask.

Thinking about it carefully, even Princess Yongning herself didn't understand what was going on with her, so how could this descendant of the Golden Immortal possibly know too much information?

Being a hostage is not bad; when those Golden Immortals come looking for her, she will naturally learn more.

With an idea in mind, Mu An glanced at Shi Meng, who was still bending over, and then at Qing He, who was standing to the side. She felt that the two of them might be unusually compatible.

"Now that we're here, let's stay in the Nine Realms for a while."