Immortality: Starting with a grave, I'm invincible when burying corpses.

May of the 67th year of the Five Kingdoms calendar.

Damn lightning! Why did it have to strike me up there of all places? What did I do to deserve this? I was just looking at the city lights, what did I do to deserve this? I was just standing on a rooftop two thousand meters high, why did it have to strike me?

Luckily, I was fortunate enough to survive being struck by lightning and ended up in this strange world.

It's so strange that you have to pay to eat here. I'm starving and nobody cares. How can there be such a backward place?

Sigh... What's wrong with wanting something to eat? He just wanted to steal some food, is it really worth such a heavy sentence?

Luckily, my body shrank, otherwise I probably would have been beaten half to death.

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"Hungry...hungry...hungry...it's so dark, I feel so awful...am I going to die again?"

"Who is she? What a beautiful woman... The food... Is this for me?"

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I heard from Sister Bai that the food she gave me was called meat buns, and it was really delicious. Because of the meat buns, I will treat this woman as my sister from now on.

I've made up my mind, meat buns will be my favorite food from now on!

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It's hard to imagine that cultivation, which only exists in fantasy, actually exists in this world.

Initial suspicions suggest that this is some kind of advanced human modification technology, with vital energy and spiritual energy being two special types of energy that can alter genes when absorbed in a special way.

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June of the 67th year of the Five Kingdoms calendar.

Sister Bai took me to meet the owner of the academy, a very, very handsome man.

Wow... This person's eyes can actually turn into colors, that's terrifying!

The man with colored eyes told me to call him Mr. Mu, and said he was willing to teach me cultivation and train me to become a terrestrial immortal, in exchange for doing something for him in the future.

I asked him if I could follow Sister Bai in cultivation, and I also said that I was afraid of trouble and didn't want to get involved in anything too complicated.

He said yes, but then said something else a second later.

"After I finish what I'm doing, I want to go and see the world you used to live in. I hope you can be my guide then."

???

Want to take a look at my world?

What does this mean?!

They even said I could refuse, but what difference does refusing or not refusing make?

Out of respect for Sister Bai, I reluctantly agreed, not because I was afraid.

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The way Sister Bai looked at me changed; that person with the colored eyes must have said something to her.

So annoying!

Thankfully, Sister Bai is still the same Sister Bai. She's still very good to me. Knowing that I like to eat, she often brings me all sorts of delicious food.

Food tastes so much better when it's fresh and authentic, much better than those little pills that can keep you full for a month.

I've made up my mind again: from now on, I'm going to eat my way through all the delicious food in the Nine Realms.

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One quiet night, Sister Bai invited me to her room, and we talked all night long.

I got yelled at all night...

Sister Bai said I had wasted the most precious opportunity in the world and gave me a good scolding.

Oh no! The colored-eyed being is actually one of the most powerful beings in this world, hailed as a god by the people, possessing the ability to destroy stars and create all things.

Are you kidding me?! A humanoid creature this small can destroy a star?

Shouldn't a Star Destroyer be as huge as an asteroid?

Destroying stars is understandable, but creating things from nothingness is illogical.

Can creation and destruction be the same difficulty?

We can't afford to mess with them! We can't afford to mess with them!

I've decided. From now on, I must be more polite to Mr. Mu.

Suddenly I felt a little regretful. I should have agreed back then. There's nothing wrong with being Mr. Mu's student.

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August, 67th year of the Five Kingdoms Calendar.

Today I gained a junior brother, whose name I think is Zhuge Xiang.

My junior brother looks very scholarly, but he doesn't speak very fluently. He is said to be from the Zhuge family, and he has an elder in his family who is called the "Second Sage" and is quite powerful in this world.

The term "Assassin" sounds impressive, but its performance is rather mediocre; it can only operate on the surface of the earth and is not as powerful as the star-destroying cannons of the Tiangong Starship series.

Wow! Sister Bai is quite the big shot... I've really struck gold!

Wait a minute! This brat is here for Sister Bai too!

Get him!

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Holy crap! Sister Bai is actually that much older than me?!?

Are you kidding me?! Mingming looks totally silly!!!

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October of the 67th year of the Five Kingdoms Calendar.

The new world is great, and Sister Bai is a good person too. She's not even good at swearing, and when she gets fierce, she's not scary.

The new junior brother is barely a decent person, and it's not good to keep messing with him.

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Mountains, rivers, and lakes that only exist in the database are everywhere in the New World, and even the buildings are made of wood from the mountains and forests, which is really strange.

According to the records in the database, the last natural tree on Tiangong Star died out 6,000 years ago. Everything we see now is a machine-made landscape, giving us a completely different feeling.

The concept of the four seasons is also refreshing. In this golden autumn season, golden fallen leaves cover the courtyard like a blanket, which is really intoxicating. You want to lie on it and roll around a few times, and sleep for a year and a half.

Unfortunately, Sister Bai acted as if she had some serious illness and insisted on lifting me up from the ground.

All I wanted to do was sleep on fallen leaves for a few months, what's wrong with that?

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November of the 67th year of the Five Kingdoms calendar.

I saw snow for the first time in my life. The snowflakes fell from the sky, covering everything in a pure white layer.

In the white snow, the whole world quieted down, and the usual hustle and bustle disappeared.

During this snowy season, Sister Bai gathered a pile of dry firewood and made a hot pot in the yard.

The entire pot was filled with chili peppers and red oil; all you could see were chili peppers.

It's very spicy, but it's really delicious.

According to Bai Jie herself, she was born in Shuzhou City, where people have loved spicy food since childhood and can't live without chili peppers at every meal.

Sister Bai also said that if I can't handle spicy food, she can make a mushroom soup base next time, which is also very delicious.

I want to eat it!!!

Zhuge Xiang gave me two sets of winter clothes, saying they were a gift for me, his senior.

The material feels very comfortable to the touch, and two flames are painted on it in a special way, which can help keep you warm in winter.

For the sake of these two outfits, I, Li Yin, will protect my junior brother from now on!

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October of the 68th year of the Five Kingdoms calendar.

Two more people joined the academy, but it was still just me and Sister Bai living there; everyone else had their own place to stay.

One of the new junior brothers is not very likable and is talking badly about me behind my back.

I hate people like that the most. If you're so capable, just say it to my face!

Put a sack over his head and beat him up!

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November, year 68 of the Five Kingdoms calendar.

Sister Bai picked up a two-year-old child, who was tiny and looked pitiful.

What a hassle! They can't even take care of themselves, yet they're thinking about taking care of homeless children.

I don't know how Sister Bai's brain works; all she does are these thankless and exhausting things.

Forget it, I, Sister Li Yin, will have to take matters into my own hands.

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February, year 69 of the Five Kingdoms calendar.

Junior Brother Zhuge, who likes to observe people, seemed to have encountered some difficulties. I chatted with him and received a token of my gratitude.

Whether I chat with one person or two, it's all the same, so I might as well chat with Sister Bai all night.

Damn it! I was supposed to be trying to persuade Sister Bai, but I ended up being persuaded by her instead!

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August, year 72 of the Five Kingdoms calendar.

The number of students in the academy is increasing, and I have gained seven more junior brothers and sisters.

Apart from the fourth junior brother, whose personality is a bit unpleasant, the other six are all very good people.

There were happy times and sad times; I've seen them laugh and I've seen them cry...

In the entire academy, everyone except myself, who is carefree, has something on their mind.

That's not good. Life should be lived with more smiles.

As for Jun Changping, although there is no evidence, I always feel that he is hypocritical and seems to be hiding some kind of conspiracy.

Unfortunately, neither Sister Bai nor Mr. Mu paid any attention to me, saying that everything was up to fate.

It's one thing that Mr. Mu doesn't care, but Sister Bai is ignoring me too!

It's infuriating!

I'm numb, I'm numb. You don't care, and I don't care either! Do whatever you want.

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