The Life of a Son-in-Law in a Courtyard House

As a result, ten minutes passed quickly, and Yang Dalin had already smoked two cigarettes.

The ice that Young Master Liu smashed hadn't even gone down ten centimeters, but the area it covered was already a meter in diameter.

However, the thickness is far from sufficient.

Yang Dalin glanced at Liu Haiyang sideways. Liu Haiyang saw the look of disdain in his boss's eyes and wanted to try harder, but his heavy breathing betrayed him.

Zhao Yumin, who was standing next to her, mocked, "Haiyan, let's find someone else. Stop being so stubborn. You're like a woman, all bragging and no bragging."

Yang Dalin chimed in, "Ocean, really, you're nowhere near as good as a sea lion."

Zhao Yumin casually chimed in, "Boss, I know about sea turtles and seals, but what's a sea lion? What kind of dog is it?"

Yang Dalin said mysteriously, "Sea lions? They're a magical species, known as the 'King of Kidneys'."

Liu Haiyang was so tired he didn't even have the energy to get angry, but he still asked curiously, "Boss, why is the sea lion called the 'Kidney King'?"

Seeing that the group's curiosity had been piqued, Yang Dalin explained to them: "Sea lions and seals look very similar. During the breeding season, they can mate 30 times a day for 45 consecutive days without rest."

A male fur seal can have hundreds of female fur seals.

That's why it's called the "Kidney King."

"Oh... so this is the 'Kidney King'."

These kids are still young, and the times are conservative; they're ashamed to talk about sex. Luckily, there are no girls around; they're all teenagers.

However, Zhao Yumin blushed and said, "Boss, I want to be a man like a sea lion."

After saying that, he snatched the iron rod from Liu Haiyang and began smashing the ice surface.

Yang Dalin watched with a grin as he smashed it to pieces in no time, then slowed down and said, "You? You're hopeless. At best, you'll be a sea turtle (a term for someone who returns from overseas studies)."

After resting for a while and catching his breath, Liu Haiyang laughed and said, "Sea Turtle, you're not good at this either. You're not as good as me."

You want to be a man like a sea lion? You're far from that.

As Zhao Yumin worked slower and slower, Yang Dalin and the others ran out of strength and took the iron rod from his hand: "Alright, all of you get out of the way."

I'll do it.

Watch your step, watch out for cracks! If there's a crack, run to shore immediately, understand?

After saying that, Yang Dalin smashed the ice surface violently.

Yang Dalin is blessed with the power of a miracle drug.

I can work continuously for more than half an hour without getting tired.

Finally, it slammed down almost half a meter, breaking through the ice.

Liu Haiyang gave a thumbs up: "Boss, you're really something, you're the best, you're the real deal when it comes to men like sea lions."

Yang Dalin stood back on the ice and slowly chipped away at the ice, saying, "That's enough now."

We humans can't compare to animals; thirty times a day is practically impossible for a human.

These words made the group of boys blush.

After all, this era is very conservative.

Liu Haiyang asked in a low voice, "Boss, even you can't do it?"

Yang Dalin thought to himself, "No matter how awesome I am, I wouldn't dare to do it thirty times a day. At most, I'd do it seven times a night."

So Yang Dalin readily admitted, "I can't do it either. Even the emperors of ancient times couldn't benefit from taking medicine and tonics."

Zhao Yumin was still not giving up and whispered, "Boss, I think I'll definitely be able to do it in the future."

"It's only thirty yuan a day, right?"

Yang Dalin didn't know where this kid got his confidence from. They were just a bunch of greenhorns who didn't know what it meant to be like a wolf at thirty, a tiger at forty, and able to suck up dirt from the ground at fifty.

I thought I was a well-rounded individual, but I'll find out after I get married.

There are only oxen that die from exhaustion, not fields that are ruined from plowing.

A bunch of kids don't know what the dangers of the world are, or what it means to be willing but powerless.

Although Yang Dalin never got married in his previous life, he did have several girlfriends.

He's experienced.

These kids, they don't even know a thing or two.

I thought he was just bragging.

Yang Dalin gave Zhao Yumin a thumbs up: "Okay, when you get married and earn thirty a day, we'll all worship you as our boss."

Zhao Yumin asked with genuine surprise, "Really, Boss?"

Yang Dalin nodded: "It really is, more real than real gold."

Liu Haiyang believed in Yang Dalin's judgment, and he also said, "The rest of us are witnesses, just like the boss. If you were really capable back then, I would also acknowledge you as the boss."

Zhao Yumin blushed and said, "Okay, it's a deal."

Yang Dalin poured some cold water on him, saying, "Alright, anything is possible in dreams. Go get my shovel first."

Zhao Yumin was still dreaming when he went to get the iron shovel.

One of Liu Haiyang's underlings asked, "Boss, what if Zhao Yumin actually does it one day?"

Yang Dalin smiled and said, "It's alright, he'll be dried up the next day."

"They can be cremated directly, why would we need to identify them?"

Everyone laughed.

However, Yang Dalin noticed that none of them seemed to believe him.

They probably all think that when they get married, they'll show off their prowess and fulfill their dream of having sex thirty times a day.

Yang Dalin made another big bet: "You can all take this bet. Whoever can complete it, I'll acknowledge him as the boss."

Several boys nearby excitedly asked, "Really?"

Yang Dalin said, "It's true."

Yang Dalin ignored these kids' daydreams.

When Zhao Yumin brought the shovel, Yang Dalin first used it to scoop out the ice fragments inside.

Then I stirred the water with an iron spatula for a while to increase the oxygen.

Finally, I crushed the cornbread I had brought and sprinkled it inside.

Zhao Yumin asked the boss why he did this.

Yang Dalin explained to them: "The first stirring is to increase the oxygen in the water, and the second scattering of the steamed buns is to create a feeding area to lure the fish over."

Then fishing becomes much easier.

These young men are all unmarried and haven't started families yet, so they don't think it's a waste of food. If it were someone else, do you think they would scold Yang Dalin?

Several steamed buns, that's a person's daily ration.

During that period, who would dare to lay so much grain in a nest like Yang Dalin?

Before long, Yang Dalin noticed that fish had already swum to the entrance of the ice cave.

If only we had a net, we wouldn't need to use fishing; we could just scoop it up directly.

Unfortunately, there was no net. When Yang Dalin saw Liu Haiyang about to shout, he quickly told him to shut up so as not to scare the fish away.

Yang Dalin cast his fishing rod (which he had signed for and was known for its perfect accuracy, capable of catching giant fish) into the water.

Since the system provides artificial bait, Yang Dalin is too lazy to use any actual bait.

Just now, Liu Haiyang asked where he got this high-end fishing rod.

Yang Dalin had no choice but to make up a lie, saying that he bought it from a second-hand shop in Tianjin, and that it was an old imported product.

Next came Yang Dalin's moment to show off. As soon as the fishing hook hit the water, Yang Dalin quickly pulled up a fish.

Then with a flick of the wrist, the fish landed on the lake, and Liu Haiyang and the others rushed to pick them.

This lake is far from the city, and there aren't many people fishing there normally.

There are quite a few big fish in here.

Yang Dalin kept catching fish one after another, and he would throw back any fish that were under a pound.

After catching more than a dozen big fish in a row, Yang Dalin was satisfied and let everyone take turns fishing with his rod.

He took a dozen or so fish to the fire.