Huayu Tianxian: This director is such a hypocrite!

"How does it feel?"

"I dare not say."

"Why? Have you also seen that deep river in Vietnam?"

Yifei continued working with her hands, tilting her head and staring at him suspiciously: "What nonsense are you talking about? What river and water? I'm just afraid you won't be able to accept it if I tell you."

"Qianbao'er, why... why can't I accept what you're saying?"

Under the sunlight, Ye Chong and Yi Fei sat face to face on a deck chair.

Ye Chong unbuttoned his military overcoat, and his wool sweater was also lifted up.

A soft, cool, delicate little hand was reaching inside his sweater and gently kneading something.

"Hmm..." Yifei still tilted her head, feeling the burning heat coming from her hand, so she simply switched to her icy cold hand to continue.

"If I say it's too soft, will you get angry?"

"What!" Ye Chong took a step and almost stood up.

"How could that be!" Ye Chong looked into her eyes.

Yifei blinked her big eyes, exuding a sense of innocence and honesty.

Ye Chong snorted and replied stiffly, "I'm just not feeling well! I don't know what's wrong with my body lately, I always feel cold after eating."

"Hmm?" Yifei withdrew her small hand, her expression becoming much more serious. "How could this happen?"

Ye Chong lowered his head and remained silent. This was a side effect of the system; how could he explain it?

"Say something! Why don't you go see a doctor?"

Ye Chong shook his head.

Seeing this, Yifei pulled off his sweater, stood up, and came to his side. Then she bent down to look into his eyes: "Don't you know that it's best to avoid seeking medical help when you're unaware of your illness?"

"Ignoring your illness and refusing to seek medical help?" Ye Chong reached out to grab her drooping hair, but Yi Fei dodged him with a quick movement.

"This is just a minor issue. What kind of illness is it to be sensitive to cold?"

"I don't care! I'm going to see a doctor right now. I happen to know an old traditional Chinese medicine doctor."

Ye Chong stood up, supporting himself on his knees, and stretched. "Traditional Chinese medicine doctor? What does he treat?"

"Sprains and bruises!"

"?"

"Oh dear!" Seeing him hesitate, Yifei came over and pulled him outside. "Just because someone treats sprains and bruises doesn't mean they only treat sprains and bruises. Let's go!"

Ye Chong was half-heartedly pulled away by her and walked outside, while inwardly he was extremely annoyed.

This is the system's fault. What problem can an old Chinese medicine doctor see?

Besides, it's common knowledge that many thin people are afraid of the cold.

……

At 4 PM, at a traditional Chinese medicine clinic.

The old Chinese medicine doctor was indeed an old Chinese medicine doctor; at least, that was evident from his graying beard and face.

Ye Chong sat on the slippery mahogany chair, his nose filled with the bitter smell of Chinese medicinal herbs, while his eyes were fixed on Dr. Li's business license on the wall.

He pursed his lips, remaining silent as Dr. Li repeatedly touched his wrist.

"Um……"

After a long while, Dr. Li withdrew his hand. Yi Fei, who was behind Ye Chong, quickly peeked out and asked, "Dr. Li, how is he?"

Dr. Li shook his head, which instantly startled Yifei, and her eyes gradually reddened.

"It's nothing serious."

"Phew..." Yifei patted her chest again, thinking to herself, "Can you not breathe so heavily when you talk?"

Ye Chong remained expressionless throughout.

In fact, he had no interest in this consultation at all, since he knew the real root of his illness.

"Young man, now I'm going to ask you some questions, and you must answer them truthfully."

Dr. Li's face was serious. Ye Chong frowned and suddenly felt that this person had the air of a swindler.

"Say something!" Yi Fei nudged Ye Chong from behind, and he finally nodded.

Dr. Li adjusted his reading glasses, and his first words left Ye Chong and his companion frozen in place.

"How long has it been since you two had sex?"

"..."

Ye Chong was taken aback, then looked up at Yi Fei.

Yifei pursed her lips tightly, and blushed instantly when she saw him looking at her.

"Say something!"

"Uh..." Ye Chong came back to his senses.

He thought about it for a moment. If you include his previous life, it should be several years. If you don't include it, it should be exactly twenty years.

After all, he had just turned 20.

"Okay, it's been a long time, more than a year. He's a director, he's very busy."

A soft, sweet voice rang out, and Ye Chong looked up again in surprise, only to be pushed away by Yi Fei and turned back.

Dr. Li looked up at Yifei: "I know you actors are busy, but you have to take care of your husband!"

"Huh?"

Yifei's eyes widened in disbelief; she never expected things to turn out this way!

Dr. Li ignored their expressions; with a doctor's heart full of compassion, he continued his analysis.

"This is a sign of excessive activity of the ministerial fire and agitation of the kidney qi; if one desires but does not ejaculate for a long time, it will lead to stagnation of qi and internal stagnation of the ministerial fire. If this imbalance persists, one will experience cold body and limbs, cold skin, and aversion to cold and wind."

Ye Chong suppressed the urge to roll his eyes and leaned forward to ask, "Could you be a little more direct?"

Dr. Li glanced at him, then lowered his head to write a prescription. Only his aged voice still echoed in the traditional Chinese medicine clinic: "To put it bluntly: the young man has too many desires and excess energy. The lack of release has led to the depletion of his kidney essence and the weakening of his kidney qi!"

Ye Chong finally understood what was being said.

Yifei... understood too.

So that's how it is. So the scoundrel had been keeping himself pure all along?

The so-called "king of unspoken rules" mentioned by netizens was actually a person who suffered from chronic sexual frustration due to lack of release.

How ironic!

Wait a minute... He said we're a young couple, he won't blame me for that, will he?

Thinking of this, her face flushed red, and she almost dared not look up at Dr. Li.

But she wanted to keep a low profile, and Dr. Li, as the responsible doctor, wouldn't let her off the hook.

"This lady."

"..."

"lady?"

Ye Chong chuckled and nudged Yi Fei's knee with his elbow: "Madam is calling you!"

"Ugh!" Yifei raised her hand and smacked him on the back, then turned to look at Dr. Li.

"I know you're embarrassed, but food and sex are basic human needs! We mustn't let sentimentality prevent us from seeking help!"

(Ye Chong: Did you hear that? We can't ignore our illness and avoid seeking medical help!)

"This prescription is for conditioning the body, but it's only an aid. The most important thing is still you, his wife."

(Ye Chong: Did you hear that, Madam? Madam!)

After saying that, Dr. Li turned around and started preparing the medicine, his hands moving constantly while he was talking non-stop.

"Take it once in the morning and once at noon, and simmer it for at least half an hour each time. After drinking it, you can do some light exercise. Most importantly, you two need to make the most of your time to have sex at night!"

(Ye Chong: Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Tonight we'll share a room, share...)

Ye Chong's eyes widened suddenly, and Yi Fei couldn't hold back any longer, pinching Ye Chong's arm with her little hand!

"Holy crap!"

Dr. Li turned around at the sound: "Is there a problem?"

Ye Chong bared his teeth, veins bulging on his neck, and stiffly shook his head.

Dr. Li then turned to look at Yifei.

Yifei twisted her little hands, but a sweet smile bloomed on her flushed face: "No problem, doctor, I will definitely... use all my strength! To have sex with him!"

Dr. Li scratched his face, somewhat puzzled by the young couple's behavior.

He turned his head back to continue fetching the medicine, and his last sentence left the two children completely bewildered once again—

"Hmm...you don't need to use too much force."