Huayu Tianxian: This director is such a hypocrite!

Intersection of Wangfujing Jinyu Hutong.

At seven o'clock in the morning, the golden rays of dawn caressed the skin of pedestrians, and the gentle breeze of late summer was refreshing and pleasant.

A few wisps of the aroma of fried dough rings wafted from the depths of the alley. Yifei stood at the crossroads, sniffed hard, then pouted and cursed the rascal in her heart.

You scoundrel, you stinking scoundrel, making the girl wait for you on a date? You're really something!

"I think I heard someone cursing me—no, it's the kettle spirit!"

"No way!" Yifei turned her head indignantly, only to have her head caught by a pair of large hands, followed by a sudden kiss.

"Waaaaah... elbow strike!"

Yifei was startled, but upon closer inspection, she realized that the two of them were fully armed, and even when they kissed, they could only kiss through their masks.

Even with a mask on!

"You still say you're not a kettle spirit? Look at you, sobbing and whimpering."

"Mind your own business!" Yifei pouted and turned her head away.

Only then did Ye Chong begin to examine his outfit for the day.

Today, the fairy-like beauty wore a white and purple floral dress and sandal heels, revealing a few playful little pink toes.

She was wearing sunglasses and a mask, and her long hair was tied into two long ponytails. As if sensing someone's gaze, her pink earlobes turned even redder.

"Little Potato, would you do me the honor of going shopping with me today?"

As he spoke, Ye Chong stretched out his elbow, indicating that Yi Fei should put her arm around him.

"Hmph..." Yifei rolled her eyes at him, seemingly realizing her view was blocked. She slid her sunglasses up to her nose, her almond-shaped eyes peering at him through the top of the sunglasses: "Dream on!"

"Hey?" Ye Chong got excited, reached out and grabbed Yi Fei's long ponytail, then flicked it against her little ear: "Are you going to tie it up or not?"

"I hate you!" Yifei snatched her hair back, her eyes red, and clenched her little fists, delivering a few punches. "I'll teach you to be naughty and bad! I'll beat you to death!"

"Cough, cough! You've ruined me."

"Ugh! You're so annoying!"

After a long while, Yifei's stomach let out a hiss, her face turned red, and she stopped punching.

Ye Chong rubbed his arms and turned to look at her big eyes behind her sunglasses: "Shall we go? Let's go eat."

As he spoke, he extended his elbow again.

Yifei hummed and hawed twice, intending to take his arm and go along with it, when she suddenly glanced at Ye Chong's back out of the corner of her eye...

In the corner, a woman also wearing sunglasses was peeking out and looking at him.

But when Yifei noticed her, the woman not only didn't restrain herself, but instead pointed two fingers at her own eyes and then at Yifei.

Yifei: ...

Catching someone in the act requires evidence, but we have nothing right now. Mom, you're just being so blatant!

"Let's go!" Yi Fei took the lead, leaving Ye Chong standing there with a bewildered look on his face.

"Aren't you going to try to salvage the situation?"

"No turning back!"

Okay, I guess I really offended her just now.

Ye Chong lifted his foot and followed, and the woman behind him also began to move.

At nine o'clock in the morning, Yifei and Yechong walked out of the breakfast shop, rubbing their bellies.

"Oh my, when other people take girls out to eat, they go to tea restaurants or coffee shops. Why would someone invite them to a hole-in-the-wall restaurant?"

Ye Chong was taken aback: "Uh, aren't you full?"

Yi Fei glanced at Ye Chong, and seeing that his expression didn't seem fake, she suddenly burst out laughing: "Hehehe... You naughty, you rascal. Sometimes I really admire how contradictory you are. You speak without thinking, and you have no emotional intelligence. How did you manage to gather so many people around?"

"Perhaps it's charisma?"

"That's more like a dog's charm!" Yi Fei recalled some netizens' comments about Ye Chong.

Whether he's a good person or not is another matter, but he's definitely a dog!

First, he loves to shout (making a big fuss online); second, his bites hurt (he did a good job beating Huayi); and third, he's shameless.

You know what, it's actually quite fitting!

"A woman should follow her husband wherever he goes, whether he's a chicken or a dog!" Ye Chong said before making his escape.

"You!" Yifei couldn't bring herself to swear, so she could only kick out and chase after him, yelling, "Stop! You dog...you scoundrel!"

The two were laughing and joking. Behind them, Liu's mother was holding a fried dough stick in one hand and a bag of soy milk in the other. Upon seeing this, she quickly gulped down a mouthful of soy milk.

"Ugh—it's burning me!"

She dropped her food and chased after him!

Yesterday, I was temporarily misled by sweet talk and agreed to give my daughter a day off, but she didn't say she couldn't come and supervise them!

She'd better hurry up and chase after them; she didn't want to see Ye Chong stealing her cabbage when she saw the two of them later.

At another alleyway corner, Liu's mother had only taken two steps out of the alleyway when she quickly retreated back in.

In front of them, Yifei and Yechong were buying things inside.

"Is this nice?!"

In the women's clothing store, Yifei held up a white and brown vest and waved it in front of Ye Chong.

"Hmm..." Ye Chong was already surprised enough by the terrible color scheme, but it was actually a plaid pattern?

"It's not good-looking...it's good-looking!"

Although Ye Chong is a love idiot in his forties, he is still good at reading people's expressions.

When asked if she looked bad, the girl visibly frowned.

"Then I'll take it. You buy it for me!"

"OK!"

Yifei proudly shook her chin and turned to ask for prices.

"250? That's so expensive? And this number..."

"Buy it!" Ye Chong stepped forward, ready to pay.

"Who are you?" Yifei glared at him and took two steps back.

"What the heck?"

Ye Chong was about to speak when Yi Fei saw a young woman who had just walked in and her eyes lit up: "You're here!"

Ok?

What the hell?

This series of actions left Ye Chong completely bewildered!

Isn't this person just a passerby? And why is he pretending not to know me?

When he came to his senses, the scene before him was once again astonishing!

Yifei was holding the vest, while the young lady next to her was holding a dress. The two of them were fidgeting, their expressions full of unease.

"Xiaohua, did you really see something prettier in the shop up ahead?"

"Yes, Xiaohong, that place is a bit cheaper than here, but they don't have this vest. Shall we go to that place and pick one out?"

Little Red? Little Flower?

What are you talking about?

"Alright, alright! Vest two hundred, skirt two hundred and forty, take it, take it."

"Hey, boss, you're actually a pretty nice guy!"

Ye Chong opened his mouth wide, while Liu's mother, standing in the shade of a tree in the distance, raised her chin.

This is my daughter, my true disciple!

"Snap—"

He felt a pat on the shoulder. Yifei, carrying bags on her back, looked at him with a charming smile: "Come on, what are you standing there for?"

"You... are this one!" Ye Chong gave a thumbs up.

"Hmph—"

The two continued shopping for a while, and Yifei bought Ye Chong a pair of sunglasses.

This scoundrel, even as a director, still dresses like a country bumpkin. Without me, this family wouldn't exist...

"Yifei, here's two hundred."

"What are you doing?" Yifei glanced at the 100-yuan bill in Ye Chong's hand, then looked suspiciously at his handsome face.

"You gave me those sunglasses that cost 320 yuan, so I should give you these instead!"

"Hmm..." Yifei's eyelids twitched a few times.

She seemed to understand; this was called a sense of ritual!

"Okay!" So she put away the money, handed the bag to Ye Chong, and took the sunglasses with her.

This whole series of actions completely confused Liu's mother, and she couldn't figure it out even after thinking about it for a long time!

"This is for you, Comrade Little Potato."

"Hmph, thank you, Mr. Bad Boy."

The two exchanged gifts, then turned and ran.

"Eh!"

Before Liu's mother could react, she quickly took off after him.

When they passed by the alley again, Ye Chong was nowhere to be seen. Only his beloved daughter was there, leaning against the wall, her eyes sparkling, her face flushed and her breath coming in short gasps.

"Phew, phew, Sisi, did Ye Chong nudge you again?"

Yifei's eyes widened: "Mom! Am I still your biological daughter?"