Two Realms: Modern Invasion of Cultivation

when!

At dawn, the sound of bells and chimes rang out.

Song Yu opened his eyes and woke up to find four little creatures lying beside him.

Tabby cat, fox, sable, tiger cub.

The four little ones must have been running around somewhere last night, they're covered in mud, but the good news is they weren't hurt.

They all looked exhausted and were fast asleep.

A gentle breeze swept away the dirt, and the four little ones were cleaned up and slept more comfortably.

The little tiger slept sprawled out, belly up.

He smiled.

He got up, washed up, and left the room.

The morning class was still well-attended, with even the burly forest ranger who had stayed overnight getting up and standing in the yard waiting for the class to begin, checking on the hunting dogs.

Yunqing, Yunxi, Yunle, and Yunzhi successively finished paying homage to the ancestral master's statue.

Fang Yingying, Bai Moli, and Yun Su were the three women who arrived last.

Good morning, Taoist priests.

Bai Moli, dressed in a Taoist robe, greeted everyone with a bright smile and full of energy.

"morning."

Yun Qing nodded and smiled.

Yun Su lazily went to the hall to pay her respects. She looked as if she had just woken up, and her dark circles had disappeared, so it seemed that she hadn't stayed up late last night.

Fang Yingying, being very sensible, followed along to the hall to pay her respects.

After inspecting his beloved hunting dog, the burly forest ranger "Chen Wu" was satisfied, finding no problems.

Yunxi, Yunle, and Yunzhi led everyone in stretching their hands and feet.

Bai Moli didn't go inside the hall to pay her respects. Instead, after greeting him, she pounced into Song Yu's arms, wrapping her arms around him and rubbing against him like an addict, sucking and hugging him until she finally shivered contentedly, as if she had accomplished something.

"Awesome!"

The woman below opened her mouth and groaned, sighing.

Yun Qing and the others looked at them with strange expressions.

Couple?

Chen Wu made a guess but didn't take it to heart.

Song Yu remained expressionless, not wanting to reveal any emotion, simply assuming it was a dog rubbing against him.

After Fang Yingying and Yun Su finished their prayers, they came out.

The morning mist was thick and lingered.

Yun Qing began to guide them.

The crowd followed.

Last.

As Song Yu practiced Tai Chi, he continued to guide the mountain and forest energy and spiritual energy, spreading and enveloping everyone present.

After finishing my morning class.

Unfortunately, no one has been able to recreate Lingyun.

As everyone savored the physical and mental changes they experienced after practicing Tai Chi, they dispersed.

Back in the room.

Bai Moli pounced on the bed with a loud cry, hugging the four sleeping little ones and sucking them hard.

Song Yu ignored him and continued packing his things.

No need to bring clothes.

The things I bought yesterday are all packed; I only need to bring those items.

It's still inconvenient.

If only I had a storage artifact, I wonder if such things exist in another world.

Clang!

The dinner bell rang outside.

Bai Moli reluctantly kissed the little tiger, the tabby cat, the fox, and the sable before getting up to leave.

"Song Yu~"

"Can I take Xiao Zi with me?"

The woman pleaded softly, clinging to Song Yu as they walked, with no sense of boundaries between them.

"Can't."

Song Yu casually said, "Sables are wild, and their fur is very valuable. You can't protect it if you take it to the city."

Bai Moli asked disappointedly, "What about Xiaobai?"

Song Yu: "Wild foxes won't work either; you can't raise them properly."

White Jasmine: "Little Flower, that's fine now."

Song Yu: "The tabby cat doesn't care about the home and will abandon you."

Bai Moli: "That little darling..."

Song Yu: "Sure, you can open a zoo."

Bai Moli: "Okay, okay, this won't do, that won't do, then I won't bring you, okay?"

"You're not bad either, it feels so comfortable to hold you."

"He's so thin, he'd fall over if you pushed him, he has no muscle at all, it's obvious he's malnourished."

"Hehe, I have plenty of nutrition. As long as you're a good boy and behave well, and become my precious pet, I can feed you naan."

Ha ha.

People laugh when they're speechless.

Song Yu smiled.

He hadn't expected that this woman treated him like a pet, just like her four little creatures.

"What kind of pet am I in your eyes?"

He couldn't help but ask.

"Dog."

Bai Moli replied matter-of-factly, "Skinny dog, little dog."

Song Yu wanted to slap himself for asking the question.

"In my eyes, you are too."

After saying that, he pulled his arm away from the woman's embrace and quickly left.

What is it?

Bai Moli thought for a moment, then widened her eyes and exclaimed, "You actually called me a dog?"

Song Yu quickened his pace again.

Bai Moli chased after it, like a hungry dog ​​pouncing on its prey.

Song Yu bent down and carried the woman on his back.

"I'll bite you to death."

Bai Moli buried her head and opened her mouth to bite.

Song Yu turned his head and smoothly and naturally opened his mouth to continue.

Then there is no more.

During breakfast, Bai Moli was unusually quiet, seemingly lost and confused, looking like she had done something wrong, felt inexplicably guilty, and was timid.

After the meal.

Song Yu bid farewell to Yun Su and left the Taoist temple with his suitcase.

It's just a temporary departure.

He paid a one-month fee of three thousand yuan for the Taoist temple experience class, which is about the same as renting a room.

Before leaving, he had his companion spirit wind deliver an "Eight Directions Summoning Talisman" to the ancestral master statue inside the hall.

Talismans can summon energy from all directions. Combined with the spiritual wind imprint left on the talisman, even when he is not present, he can still summon the energy of the mountains and forests.

I waited for a while at the entrance of the Taoist temple.

When Chen Wu arrived, he greeted him and watched the man lead the hunting dogs to patrol the mountain.

Wait a little longer.

After packing her luggage, Bai Moli, wearing an off-shoulder blouse and a white short skirt that revealed her flesh-colored, shiny legs, and flat shoes, walked out with a serious expression and an obviously well-made-up face.

Yun Qing and Fang Yingying, who was carrying luggage, also came out together.

"Perfect."

Yun Qing said, "Yingying is also going down the mountain to go back. You can all go together."

Song Yu nodded and said, "Okay."

Yun Qing felt relieved, then paused before instructing, "Take care of your health; your mood is the most important thing."

Song Yu smiled and said, "Okay."

Yun Qing said no more and turned back to the Taoist temple.

"let's go."

As Song Yu spoke, he descended the mountain with Fang Yingying and Bai Moli.

On the road.

Fang Yingying looked at the two of them curiously.

"Cough cough."

Bai Moli couldn't hold back any longer. With her hair in a bun, she turned to the thin man beside her and coughed, "Um..."

"I'm not an irresponsible woman."

"Alright then, from now on you'll be my pet. You have to listen to me, or else I won't want you anymore."

The more he talked, the more guilty he felt, and the less confident he became.

By the end, she blushed and dared not look any longer, pretending to be nonchalant while her eyes darted around at the scenery along the way.

"I still prefer your rebellious side."

Song Yu smiled.

"Don't think I'm afraid of you."

Bai Moli, both timid and stubborn, said, "What haven't I seen? It's just an accidental bite. Humph, consider it a bargain for you, you little greyhound."

Fang Yingying looked on with amusement.

Song Yu paused, then said decisively, "Don't be afraid, let's try again."

Bai Moli paused, quickened her pace, and said, "Hmph, trying to take advantage of me again? Don't even think about it."

"Hurry up and come home with me. You'd better be a good pet from now on, or I won't let you nurse."

Pet? Nursing?

Fang Yingying has learned something new.

But she felt that the big-breasted woman's description of the man in front of her as a greyhound was inaccurate and didn't sound nice.

In her eyes, the man in front of her was thin but had a great temperament, giving her a very dashing and elegant feeling.

It's very similar to a Taoist character named "Wang Ye" in one of her favorite comics.

He's very handsome.

...

The descent down the mountain was smooth.

Down the mountain.

Lan Yanyan had already driven her car and was waiting in sight.

Today, Lan Yanyan was dressed as usual in a simple white shirt and black trousers, with her hair tied in a ponytail, revealing her exquisite face with carefully applied makeup.

"Get in the car, I'll give you a ride."

Lan Yanyan reached out and helped Fang Yingying put down her luggage.

"My Yan Yan is still the best."

Bai Moli found her home and hugged her best friend affectionately, nuzzling her around.

"So, what bad people did you encounter?"

Lan Yanyan asked curiously.

"I got taken advantage of by a greyhound."

Bai Moli pouted, looking like she was about to cry, appearing pitiful.

Lan Yanyan looked at the thin man beside her and helped him put down his luggage.

I bought it, but my luggage was too heavy to lift.

"I'll do it."

Song Yu easily picked up the luggage and put it in the trunk.

This is not a dog at all.

Lan Yanyan's eyes looked strange.

Got in the car.

Song Yu sat down in the passenger seat, casually took out a travel talisman, and hung it up.

You can't just ride in a woman's car for free.

With this amulet for safe travels, he can guarantee that the woman will drive safely and smoothly, even with her eyes closed.

"So, what did you do to her?"

Lan Yanyan was driving when she glanced in the rearview mirror at her best friend, whose lips were pouting.

"I casually gave him a kiss."

Song Yu said lazily, "She's broken down."

Bai Moli coughed lightly and said casually, "Heh, it's just a little taste, I'm not hurt at all."

Lan Yanyan paused for a moment, then said in a strange tone, "Jasmine has never been in a relationship, never been hugged by a man, and never kissed another man."

Bai Moli said urgently, "Who said I don't? I have plenty of husbands on my phone. I kiss my phone husbands every day. Yan Yan, don't underestimate me."

A two-dimensional husband?

Song Yu smiled and casually said, "It was just an accident, no need to say more."

Lan Yanyan gave a soft "hmm".

Bai Moli, looking up from the back seat with an unfriendly gaze, said, "What do you mean? You don't want me to take responsibility?"

"Don't even think about it."

"If you take advantage of me and kiss me, you have to be my pet and let me hug and pet you every day. Otherwise, otherwise, hmph, I won't agree."

Things that happened later in life.

Song Yu didn't want to tell everyone he met, making it common knowledge.

He stopped talking, thinking that after they separated, time would pass and it would all be over.

Lan Yanyan agreed to keep it a secret and remained silent.

Only Fang Yingying had a strange look in her eyes.

She knew that her brother had terminal illness and wouldn't live much longer.

But it seems the busty woman doesn't know.

"Hey, why aren't you guys saying anything?"

Bai Moli frowned, suspiciously asking, "Are you two hiding something from me? Are you having an affair behind my back?"

"Yan Yan, what's wrong? Why are you wearing makeup today?"

"Let me tell you, he's my pet."

Her intuition told her that something was wrong with her best friend, and that she might have fallen for this man.

Reason told her that her best friend had slept with this man.

It was only after she had tasted it that she experienced the "fragrant" feeling that Master Yunsu and her best friend had described.

Song Yu smelled so good that she wanted to eat him up. She was so captivated by his fragrance that she felt like she was eating rice porridge.

"I don't care."

Bai Moli pouted and said, "Yan Yan, you're not allowed to take it from me."

Lan Yanyan remained silent.

"Say something!"

Bai Moli's heart sank, and she said urgently, "If you don't say anything, does that mean you're going to try and take it from me?"

"Yan Yan, we're best friends."

"And you, Song Yu, you're mine, do you hear me?"

Song Yu closed his eyes to rest.

Lan Yanyan drove attentively, without any distractions.

"elder sister."

Fang Yingying couldn't bear it and said, "Actually, my brother is about to die."

what?

Bai Moli, confused, asked, "What do you mean, 'about to die'?"

Song Yu said helplessly, "I have the disease, it's in its late stage, and I only have one to three months left."

Bai Moli blinked and sneered, "Are you kidding me?"

Song Yu took out his phone and said, "The medical report is at the Taoist temple. I'll have Yun Su find it and send it to you."

After a while.

Bai Moli stared at the medical report sent by Yun Su on her phone and fell silent.

Fang Yingying whispered, "I'm sorry, maybe I shouldn't have said that."

Song Yu laughed and said, "It's nothing, it'll happen sooner or later."

Have a safe journey.

After dropping Fang Yingying off in the city.

Lan Yanyan turned the car around and drove towards the airport.

In the back seat of the car.

While Fang Yingying got out of the car, Song Yu moved to the back seat.

By the side.

Bai Moli remained silent, her eyes red, her lips pursed, wiping away tears.

"Stop the loss in time."

Song Yu said coldly, "Even if I am just your pet, the more I invest in you, the more pain you will feel if I die."

White Jasmine remained silent.

She admitted that she had fallen for this man.

I never expected that my first favorite drama would be such a melodramatic mess, and that it would end up being so terrible.

"You're just a pet."

Finally, she bit her lip, raised her head and said, "I don't care, one month it is, three months it is, I want you to be my pet."

"Once you're dead, how much I suffer is none of your business."

Did you hear that?

A woman's fierce demeanor is quite cute.

Song Yu reached out and pulled the woman into his arms to comfort her, remaining calm and silent.

Bai Moli seemed to have just lost a lover and burst into tears.

She cried louder and louder until finally her head lolled to the side and she fainted.

"Is she always this emotionally charged?"

Song Yu was helpless.

"Um."

Lan Yanyan said softly, "Many people like jasmine because she is very charismatic and can make people feel better."

"If she truly loves you, I believe she will go with you when you die."

A double suicide pact?

Are there really women this foolish?

Song Yu sighed, "So either I can't die, or it has to end here, and I can't let her liking develop into love."

Lan Yanyan glanced at the rearview mirror and said slowly, "But you have no choice."

They're definitely going to die, so we have to stop when we can.

So far.

Song Yu remained silent, speechless.

"What if I get better?"

He was talking to himself.

"I'll fight her for you."

After a moment of silence, Lan Yanyan spoke, her tone casual and calm.

He still can't crack a joke.

"I'd rather die."

Song Yu was defeated and forced to retreat.

And there's an ex-girlfriend too. If she hadn't died, the scene would have been...

He dared not think about it anymore.

"So, what's your reason?"

He looked at the woman driving the car.

"have no idea."

Lan Yanyan slowed down the car and said, "I just think you're a nice person, and I'd feel comfortable around you. If you were my marriage partner, I could accept it."

Song Yu laughed and said, "I never thought that I'd suddenly become popular just because I'm about to die."

This lucky charm bracelet really brought him good luck.

Good luck in love.

"So, can you survive?"

Lan Yanyan didn't know why she asked that question.

"Can you accept going with your best friend?"

Song Yu didn't know why he asked that question.

"You can survive..."

Lan Yanyan thought about it carefully and slowly said, "I can try to accept it."

Song Yu was speechless for a moment, then sighed.

"Since you can't joke around... then you'd better not do it in the future..."

...

We've arrived at the airport.

There's still some time before boarding, no rush.

Song Yu woke up Bai Moli, whose eyes were red, and they got out of the car together.

period.

The woman below him held him tightly, leaning against him, refusing to let go.

Nothing.

Song Yu and Lan Yanyan, who had just gotten off the car, looked at each other and remained silent for a long time.

"I'm gone."

Finally, he put his arm around Bai Moli, pulled his suitcase, and left, saying, "I'll be back in three days."

Lan Yanyan watched the two figures disappear, then came to her senses and frowned slightly.

What's wrong with me?

Why?

"We only met a few times..."

She felt that something was wrong with her mind and body, and that she had said those kinds of things to a man she only found somewhat attractive and comfortable to be around.

He clearly doesn't know how to joke, yet he made that kind of joke so awkwardly.

like?

Love?

nor.

She couldn't understand it, so she could only give up, forget those words, and drive away.

...

The airport was neither crowded nor deserted.

Going through security is a problem.

Guns can't pass through, and you can't pass through without bullets either; there are no loopholes in the current security technology.

But it's not a big problem.

The gun wasn't in the suitcase, and it had an "Eight Gates Escape Talisman" on it. Although the talisman hadn't been taken to the other world to transform and couldn't actually make the user invisible, it still possessed some supernatural power under his blessing, effectively "reducing its presence."

Their presence has diminished; even if a gun is placed right in front of them, they will simply ignore it.

However, to avoid trouble, he took the pistol out of his suitcase and had it carried on his person by his personal spirit wind.

When you go through security later, just let the accompanying spirit wind carry the pistol away from you and avoid the security check.

As it turned out, this tactic worked very well.

Song Yu and Bai Moli successfully passed through security and boarded the plane.

His luck has really improved.

The plane tickets I bought were upgraded for free, and I sat in first class with Bai Moli.

It really was fate.

Not long after they sat down, Han Ying appeared.

"What a coincidence."

Han Ying spotted the two of them at a glance, sat down, and greeted them with a smile.

"Hmm, quite a coincidence."

Song Yu smiled.

He's mine.

Bai Moli clung tightly to the arm of the person next to her, as if she were under stress. Just yesterday she had liked him so much that she wanted to take a photo and get an autograph, but now she was full of wariness, her eyes red, as she asserted her dominance over the beautiful superstar.

"Um?"

Han Ying removed her sunglasses and mask, her eyes filled with a strange look, and asked, "Yours what?"

Bai Moli gritted her teeth and said, "My boyfriend, pet, master..."

Song Yu interrupted, "Take it easy. Nobody's going to fight you for someone like me."

Bai Moli was skeptical.

"That's not necessarily true."

Han Ying smiled and said, "I find you quite pleasing to the eye."

Bai Moli exploded, opening her mouth and fiercely devouring Song Yu's lips.

After finishing his meal, still wanting more, he said, "Mine."

Korean film critic is speechless.

Song Yu regretted it deeply; he regretted that he shouldn't have licked the woman's lips that morning.

then.

He was probably thinking of disciplining the woman, but he got carried away, turned his head, and started eating.

Or perhaps, he wanted to turn back and say something to stop the woman from making trouble, but unexpectedly, he ended up eating the woman who had buried her face in her mouth.

There are many things that should, maybe, and possibly.

In short, it's quite complicated, and it's hard to say for sure once you look into it closely. Both of them seem to have deliberately wanted to escalate the situation.

Anyway, we started eating.

And now, it's as delicious as it is...

Headache?

I can't really say.

I really don't know what to do next.

After all, he still has an ex-girlfriend.

After all, as long as he can cultivate, he can live forever.

Unable to cultivate, but sustained by the energy of the mountains and forests, spiritual energy, and the elixir energy in the medicine gourd, they can barely survive.

In short, as long as you're not instantly killed in another world, you won't die.

Since we don't have to die.

He's stuck with a clingy nanny who still loves his ex-girlfriend, and there's also Lan Yanyan, who seems like she could accept being with him...

What should we do next?

Close your eyes.

His mind entered the space of consciousness, opened the "scripture" and began to comprehend it.

The scroll was touched, and three dots slowly appeared.

These three points, "...", aside from which no matter how many times I look at them or how much I try to sense them, there is no further reaction.

Useless stuff.

Song Yu cursed the scriptures.

On the scroll, the "..." disappeared, and the five characters "Dragon and Tiger Transformation Technique" appeared.

Song Yu pondered for a moment, then fell silent.

This is a technique related to sexual intercourse...