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Chapter 47: Commander Hua
After a brief "exchange," Zhou Yu at least figured out what the other person's name was.
The girl with the earring was named Hua Xin. Although Zhou Yu had previously seen people named Liu Bei and Sun Zhongmou, he was mentally prepared.
But after officially hearing Hua Xin's name, Zhou Yu couldn't help but shake his head and sigh, "I never thought that Grand Commandant Hua wouldn't be able to save his manhood in the end..."
"What are you saying!" Hua Xin grabbed Zhou Yu's waist and placed her other hand on his thigh. "Although my name is Hua Xin, I have absolutely no relation to the Hua Xin in history. Don't get me wrong! My dad gave me this name."
Zhou Yuqian chuckled and subconsciously tried to move an inch to the side.
"What are you doing!" Hua Xin frowned slightly, her earrings clinking gently. "You're disgusted with me, aren't you?"
"No, no..." Zhou Yu took Hua Xin's hand and moved it from his thigh to hers. "Sis, sing a couple of songs, stop touching me, your school pants are all pilling."
"Pshaw!" Hua Xin, unconcerned, placed her hand on Zhou Yu's leg again. "What's so special about catching the ball? It's not like you're setting up a rod. Just focus on gathering your spiritual energy and passing it on to me. You'll definitely get your share of the benefits!"
Zhou Yu nodded repeatedly, desperately practicing the Returning to Truth Breathing Technique to continuously condense his spiritual energy, which he then transmitted to Hua Xin through the instrument.
Taking this opportunity, Zhou Yu glanced at Wei Yuan sitting opposite him.
From Zhou Yu's perspective, Wei Yuan was undoubtedly in a paradise at this moment.
Because both of Wei Yuan's arms were strapped with instruments, he couldn't do anything. Therefore, whether it was drinks or fruit, two guests had to personally feed him, which made Zhou Yu extremely indignant.
However, if Wei Yuan himself were to speak, he would rather die right now.
He was strapped to two devices and had to supply spiritual energy to two people at the same time. Even though he was a top student in a key high school, the burden was extremely heavy, almost draining his dantian dry!
Although Wei Yuan could still manage a faint smile, Zhou Yu had already noticed that his face was starting to grow thinner.
Seeing this, Zhou Yu couldn't help but sigh.
"As expected, three batches are not something an ordinary person can withstand."
Now he finally understood why those male models looked so haggard. They not only had to provide ample emotional value to their guests, but also needed to constantly gather spiritual energy and pass it on to them.
With both mental and physical stress combined, it would be a miracle if one's mental state remained good!
As time went by, Zhou Yu also began to experience this feeling of mental detachment. It seemed that being a male model wasn't an easy job after all; it was a tough job with little pay and a lot of hardship...
Huh? Wait a minute?
Zhou Yu suddenly remembered something and turned his gaze to the store in his line of sight.
A thought flashed through his mind, and he immediately purchased a voucher for one hour of automatic operation of the cultivation technique.
"The exercise is running automatically. The remaining time is 0:59:59. Please renew your subscription in time."
"The exercise is running automatically. The remaining time is 0:59:58. Please renew your subscription in time."
……
A familiar voice rang in his mind, and Zhou Yu immediately stopped the Returning to Truth Breathing Technique he was practicing.
Even if he stops, as long as the cultivation technique is running automatically, it will continuously transfer spiritual energy into the past.
What the hell!
Is this the correct way to use auto-run coupons?
A hint of joy flashed in Zhou Yu's eyes. Even if it was an automatic operation ticket for a whole day, it would only cost eight thousand yuan. He would definitely earn more than eight thousand yuan from this trip. Wouldn't that be pure profit?
Niubi!
"Come on," Hua Xin handed a microphone to Zhou Yu and asked, "Sing with your sister."
Zhou Yuqian smiled and politely declined, "Sister, I'm not a good singer..."
"Really?" Hua Xin picked up a stack of banknotes on the table, tilted her head back, and used the bright red banknotes to lift Zhou Yu's chin. "Sing a song, and I'll give you ten thousand yuan."
"I'm not doing this for the money," Zhou Yu said calmly as he took a wad of cash from Hua Xin and put it in his pocket. "I'm just interested in you and want to have some fun with you. Please don't misunderstand, I'm not that kind of person."
Hua Xin burst into laughter, slapping her legs on the table. "Hahaha, good, good, you're just my type. I love shameless men like you."
"Others pretend to be virtuous gentlemen, but they are actually dark-hearted. But you are different."
Hua Xin then grabbed Zhou Yu's chin and stuffed ten thousand yuan into his mouth. "Your inner self is as dark as your appearance. I like people like you who are consistent inside and out."
Zhou Yu: "%……&¥"
Hua Xin: "Speak like a human being."
Zhou Yu took out the banknotes and said seriously.
"Whatever you like, that's all that matters. For you, I, Zhou, would go through fire and water without hesitation!"
"Okay!" Hua Xin shoved the microphone to his mouth. "What are you going to sing? I'll sing with you!"
Zhou Yu: "Then let's play 'Where is the Road Ahead?'"
Wei Yuan: "..."
The two guests: "..."
Hua Xin was also speechless. "I already said, if your sister is singing with you, can't you pick a nicer love song?"
"I am not very talented, this is all I know how to do."
Hua Xin rolled her eyes. "I'll pick a song for you. You and your friend can sing it together. If you sing it well, I definitely won't treat you unfairly."
Wei Yuan was startled. "Wait, how come I'm involved?"
Zhou Yu handed him another microphone, saying, "Where did you get so much to say? You just sing because Sister Hua tells you to. Do you even have the right to speak here?"
"You're pretty into it, aren't you?" Wei Yuan's face turned green, but he had no choice. To make money, he had to pick up the microphone and look at the lyrics on the screen.
Zhou Yu, looking utterly captivated, spoke into the microphone, "You've completely conquered me~ You've cut off all my escape routes~"
Wei Yuan gritted his teeth, each word seemingly squeezed out from between them, "My feelings are firm~ My decision is foolish~"
Zhou Yu wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, "Just like that, I've been conquered by you~ I drank the poison you hid~~~"
Wei Yuan: "..."
You sang so damn passionately, were you serious?
After the song ended, Hua Xin and her two sisters clapped and cheered, each embracing their "short-term partners".
"You sang really well," Hua Xin smiled, her eyes narrowing, and hugged Zhou Yu even tighter. "I'm growing to like you more and more."
Just as Zhou Yu was about to speak, he suddenly felt something push against his tailbone.
"sister……"
"What's wrong?"
"...Is there...something...?"
Hua Xin looked down.
"Oh, it's nothing."
She grinned.
"That's my sister's spiritual root~"
Zhou Yu: "???"
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