I am the Immortal Emperor, and I am VIP 50.

"A big star?" Gao Ying blinked, her beautiful eyes filled with nausea. "Is he that great?"

Liang Yanbo quickly said, "It's not a matter of whether he's amazing or not, he's really the kind of person who's very rare... He's incredibly talented, studies very hard, and is also very handsome and charming... It's a pity that when we added each other on WeChat, I didn't manage to ask him if he had a dog at home..."

Zhou Yu looked puzzled. "Why did you ask him if he had a dog at home?"

Liang Yanbo: "If he didn't have a dog, I would have volunteered! I'm really good at being a dog, let me show you..."

As he spoke, he adopted a smug look and said in a tone that resembled that of a fool, "Why did you ask him if he has a dog at home?"

Zhou Yu: "..."

Gao Ying: "Hahahaha~"

"Ahem," Liang Yanbo cleared his throat and said, "In short, all you need to know is that Senior Sun is very capable, and he has a very good chance of becoming the first person from No. 2 High School to be admitted to Xiandao University in many years!"

As he spoke, Liang Yanbo shook his head, "It's been almost ten years since our No. 2 Middle School has produced a student from Sendoh University."

Zhou Yu wasn't interested in any of that, but pressed on, "You mean, everyone in our school knows about this Sun Quan?"

"Not everyone knows," Liang Yanbo said, "but anyone who knows Senior Sun definitely knows he's incredibly awesome."

With Liang Yanbo's words, Zhou Yu was immediately relieved. He patted his chest and said, "Good, you've done me a great favor. If I ever become an Immortal Emperor, I will definitely appoint you as the Toilet Immortal!"

Gao Ying frowned slightly. "Isn't the 'Toilet Immortal' my spot? What will I do if it gets given to him?"

Zhou Yu: "Simple, you take care of the women's restroom, and he takes care of the men's restroom, right?"

Gao Ying: "That makes sense!"

Liang Yanbo: "..."

After quickly finishing his food, Zhou Yu left a message saying, "I have something to do, wait for me here," and then rushed out of the cafeteria.

Before long, Zhou Yu rushed back, panting, holding an A4 sheet of paper that seemed to contain some information.

Liang Yanbo looked puzzled. "Where did you go?"

Zhou Yu gave a mysterious look, made a shushing gesture, and then casually sat down in front of a classmate who was alone.

"Hello, classmate, do you know me?"

The student eating paused for a moment, then shook his head. "Who are you?"

"It's good that you don't know me," Zhou Yu said, relieved. He pulled out the paper for his investment project from his pocket. "I have a very good investment project here that I'd like to introduce to you..."

She went on and on, leaving the students at lunch speechless.

If you're trying to scam me out of money, just say so.

"Do you think I'm untrustworthy?" Zhou Yu nodded upon seeing this. "I understand, after all, I've endured a lot of cold shoulders and am used to it, but!"

As he spoke, he slammed the newly acquired A4 paper onto the table. "Do you know who this person is?"

The A4 paper was printed with a color picture showing the transfer record of 10,000 yuan transferred to him by Sun Zhongmou.

"I'm only telling you this. Actually, Sun Zhongmou, who is the top student in our senior year, has already recognized my potential and has already invested in me!"

"Even the top student in the grade is willing to do this, do you think... I'm still lying to you?"

The students who were eating were about to get up and leave, but when they heard Zhou Yu mention that Sun Zhongmou had transferred 10,000 yuan to him, they suddenly paused. "You...you mean, Sun Zhongmou, the one who was ranked first in the senior year?"

"Why are you repeating what I said... But it's okay," Zhou Yu nodded seriously, "That's right! Are you thinking of investing in me now? To be honest, this is a limited-time investment project. If you don't buy now, you won't be able to later!"

The student eating hesitated for a second before asking, "How much is your investment project worth?"

Zhou Yu took out a pen and added a zero to each of the two numbers on the paper, writing, "Ten thousand yuan!"

The student eating lunch said, "Goodbye."

He ran off in a flash, giving Zhou Yu no chance to stop him.

Liang Yanbo asked Gao Ying, "Gao Ying, do you know how to write the word 'idiot'?"

Gao Ying: "How should I write it?"

Liang Yanbo took a pen out of his pocket and wrote two words on the title page of his textbook.

Zhou Yu.

"Did you learn it?"

"Yes, I've learned it." Gao Ying nodded earnestly.

Zhou Yu sneered, "It's just that this person doesn't understand. Think about it with your feet. When I was looking for investors before, it only cost 100 yuan. Why has it increased to 10000 yuan now?"

Liang Yanbo squinted, "Isn't it because your greed has grown stronger?"

"Wrong!" Zhou Yu corrected. "My raising the price now is a warning!"

"Once they realize later that investing in me was the right thing to do, they will understand that if they don't invest in me now, my price will be even higher next time they want to invest in me."

"Therefore, as long as they had the idea of ​​investing in me, they would make a decision on the spot to avoid me asking for an exorbitant price or raising the price on the spot."

"These are all tactics. Someone like you, whose brain is soaked in diluted iced tea, should really study and learn properly."

Liang Yanbo didn't know what to say.

You know that the prerequisite is that they have to realize that investing in you is the right thing to do, right?

He didn't know why Zhou Yu was so optimistic, but he couldn't very well pour cold water on Zhou Yu now, could he?

To be honest, Liang Yanbo felt sorry for the ordinary students in his class who hadn't awakened their spiritual energy and were frantically practicing breathing exercises even during mealtimes.

Although Zhou Yu is now just like those people, at least he's happy and carefree every day, and he won't be driven to a dead end or even take his own life.

"Whatever you want," Liang Yanbo sighed, and didn't say anything more.

After eating, the three of them strolled around the convenience store.

Of course, Zhou Yu didn't buy anything; there wasn't a single penny on his meal card.

Anyway, I just mooched some snacks from Liang Yanbo and then some from Gao Ying, and that's how my lunch break passed.

When the bell rang for class, Liang Yanbo and Gao Ying said goodbye to Zhou Yu and headed towards the teaching building to continue their lessons.

And Zhou Yu...

The afternoon was meaningless to him, so he had to find something to do.

Then, he picked up his investment project list and the transfer records from Sun Zhongmou, and slowly strolled among the several teaching buildings.

They continued searching for their target.