Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.

Zhao Gongming held the Investiture of the Gods scroll in his hands, which exuded endless heavenly pressure.

He was sitting with his legs crossed, cracking sunflower seeds while studying the shrine above.

"Three hundred and sixty-five righteous gods..."

Meanwhile, the outside world had been turned upside down by Dijiang.

Since obtaining the shrimp catcher's wheelchair, this spatial ancestor has completely let loose.

He neither fights nor kills; he specifically targets powerful figures who lack the protection of abstract magical artifacts to stage accidents.

"Last night I lost to a wheelchair on Mount Akina..."

Accompanied by catchy background music, Dijiang rides his wheelchair and drifts wildly across the prehistoric world.

Just as Zhen Yuanzi finished repairing the gate, Di Jiang rammed it with a drift, sending it flying.

Then Dijiang lay on the ground and extorted three ginseng fruits from him.

The old ancestor Hongyun had just gone out for a stroll when Dijiang overtook him and cut him off, extorting two pieces of innate spiritual materials from him.

While the Queen Mother of the West was admiring flowers at the Jade Pool in Kunlun Mountain, Emperor Jiang rode his wheelchair in and took a spin around.

He extorted a low-grade acquired spiritual treasure and ran away; we couldn't catch him.

The Demon Saint Bai Ze fared even worse, as the strategist of the demon race was blocked at the door by Di Jiang.

I listened to the shrimp-catching spree all day long, and my brain is almost completely scrambled from all the noise.

……

Longevity Mountain, Wuzhuang Temple, four quasi-saint peak powerhouses.

Zhen Yuanzi, Hongyun, west Wangmu, and Bai Ze.

They gathered together at this moment, their faces ashen, filled with resentment.

"This is outrageous!"

The Queen Mother of the West, her phoenix eyes filled with murderous intent, slammed her hand on the table and shattered it.

"That Dijiang is a disgrace to the primordial world!"

"He runs wild everywhere because he can get around fast with that broken wheelchair!"

"Even my Xikunlun is being tainted by his exhaust fumes!"

Bai Ze was also waving a feather fan, his face full of bitterness.

"Who can argue with that?"

"You can't hit him, you can't catch him, and when you scold him, he drowns it out with music."

"I can't live like this anymore!"

Zhen Yuanzi clutched his still throbbing buttocks, gritting his teeth.

"We can't let him continue like this!"

"We must find a way to punish him!"

Just when everyone was at a loss.

Hongyun Patriarch's eyes suddenly lit up, and he slapped his thigh.

"Fellow Daoists, it is true that Di Jiang possesses an abstract magic weapon, but who forged that magic weapon?"

"It's Zhao Gongming!"

"Why can't we go to our nephew Zhao Gongming and have him forge some abstract magic weapons for us to counter them?!"

Upon hearing this, the group's eyes lit up, as if they had seen the dawn in the darkness.

"Brilliant!"

"Let's go, right now!"

……

The ancestral land of humanity, boom boom boom!

A series of urgent knocks, tinged with a hint of menace, sounded on the door.

Zhao Gongming put away the Investiture of the Gods and opened the door with a puzzled look.

Upon seeing this, I was immediately dumbfounded.

Four terrifyingly powerful quasi-saints stood at the entrance.

Their eyes were bloodshot, like those of gamblers who had just lost all their wealth.

"Well……"

Zhao Gongming rubbed his eyes.

Am I still dreaming?

"Dear seniors and fellow disciples... have you all come here for a team-building activity?"

Hongyun squeezed in and got straight to the point, speaking with grief and indignation.

"Junior disciple, wake up! Something terrible has happened!"

"That mad dog, Dijiang, has been going around committing evil deeds on his wheelchair lately; it's outrageous!"

"We need a magic weapon, an abstract magic weapon that can completely crush him!"

"We must retaliate!"

Upon hearing this, Zhao Gongming's eyes lit up.

Wow, this is a big business opportunity!

"No problem, absolutely no problem!"

Zhao Gongming immediately put on a professional smile and rubbed his hands together.

"Since you seniors have spoken, I will certainly do my best."

"But the rules..."

"I understand, I understand!"

Without further ado, the four big shots pulled out their most prized possessions.

Zhen Yuanzi took out a piece of innate Wu Earth crystal.

Hongyun pulled out a wisp of celestial cloud and mist.

The Queen Mother of the West took out a piece of exquisite gold from the Western Flower Garden.

Bai Ze took out a piece of the Enchanting Bone from an ancient divine beast.

[Ding! Four sets of high-grade refining materials detected.]

[Matching options: These can be used to craft magical artifacts categorized as attack/slap, hard crowd control/mimicry, sound wave/shout-out, and charm/transformation!]

Looking at this impressive lineup, Zhao Gongming couldn't help but silently mourn for Di Jiang for a second.

"Uncle-Master Dijiang..."

"You've angered everyone."

"If these four magical treasures are forged... you're going to be played with to death."

……

Zhao Gongming took the materials and immediately went into seclusion.

Forty-nine days later.

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

Four beams of light shot into the sky, revealing four newly crafted abstract artifacts before everyone.

Zhao Gongming began to introduce them one by one.

The first item, given to Hongyun, was a yellow talisman with a funny expression drawn on it, depicting a soybean sweating.

[Magic Item: Designated Action - Immobilization Talisman]

[Conceptual Attribute: Behavioral Replication!]

[Effect: Whoever is applied this to will be immobilized, and the immobilized person must maintain the exact same posture as the user for three hours, unable to move on their own!]

[Side effect: Synchronous mimicry!]

[Restriction: The user must remain in that posture throughout the spellcasting process!]

[It's like saying, "If we're going to die, we'll all die together, we'll hurt each other!"]

What was given to Zhen Yuanzi was an ordinary-looking one.

Even the old black cloth shoes looked a bit rustic.

[Secret Weapon: Sister Yu's size 45 cloth shoes]

[Conceptual Attribute: Absolutely a Slap in the Face - Slipper Print!]

[Effect: Swinging the shoe will ignore defense and deliver a powerful blow to the enemy's face!]

[And it will definitely leave a red, swollen slipper mark that can't be washed off!]

[Side effect: To include a pie or not?]

[Restriction: When attacking, you must adopt a bold and capable posture and shout loudly!]

"Hey buddy, wow, do my sweaty feet look impressive?!"

The Queen Mother of the West's magical artifact is a purple microphone with lightning effects.

[Magic Weapon: Thunderclap Purple Gold Hammer]

[Conceptual Attribute: Sonic Bombardment - Physical Shouting!]

[Effect: Every word shouted will transform into a bolt of golden lightning that strikes the enemy!]

[The faster the speech, the denser the lightning strikes, and they possess a unique, earthy, penetrating effect, ignoring any defensive formations and directly bombarding the primordial spirit!]

[Side effect: MC's corny shouting style!]

[Restrictions: Users must wear sunglasses, sway their bodies wildly to the rhythm, and point one finger to the sky!]

[The incantation: It must be shouted out in a rap-like tone, with all your might!]

"Thunderclap! This heaven-shattering, earth-shattering purple-gold hammer!"

"Purple Lightning, speak of the astonishing change in the Nine Heavens Hanging Sword of the Mysterious True Flame!"

Finally, it was for Bai Ze, a pink fairy dress with lace trim.

[Secret Weapon: As long as you're bold enough, you can wear a cross-dressing dress]

[Conceptual Attribute: Gender-Specific Allure & Strongman-Lock-in-Male!]

[Effect: When worn, it produces a cross-species allure on both the opposite and same sex!]

[Your enemy will fall in love with you and be unable to harm you, and may even want to protect you!]

[Side effects: A tough, muscular voice, possibly from smoking or drinking!]

[Limitation: The moment you put on the skirt, your muscle mass will increase tenfold, turning you into a muscle monster!]

[But her face was still the same, only her voice had changed to a rough, husky chuckle!]

……

At the same time, the system's feedback rewards also made Zhao Gongming a fortune.

[Ding! Triggered a quadruple critical hit!]

[Obtained: God-Slaying Whip, Chaos Compass (can guide the direction of other worlds in chaos), Chaos Causal God and Demon Essence Blood (one drop), Chaos Demon Ape Essence Blood (one drop)!]

Zhao Gongming put away the reward and looked cautiously at the four powerful figures in front of him, whose faces were pale.

"Um... seniors."

"The magic weapon is right here."

"Although the side effects are quite severe, its effectiveness is absolutely undeniable!"

"Do you... want it?"

The four peak Quasi-Saints stared at the strange-looking pile of objects before them and fell into a long silence.