Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.

Above the human tribe, they looked at the tattered book in the hands of the Styx Ancestor.

The book of Tieba is covered with strange symbols, and then look at Zhao Gongming's face, which is gradually spreading into a fatherly smile.

A bad feeling suddenly welled up in Dijiang's heart.

It was a frantic warning from the ancestral witch's intuition, as if something was about to happen that he would regret for the rest of his life.

"hiss……"

Dijiang shivered, feeling a chill run down his spine.

"Something's not right, absolutely not right!"

"That Styx's laugh is so twisted!"

Without saying a word, Dijiang decisively put away the stretcher in his hands.

He turned around and tried to tear through space to escape, shouting loudly as he did so.

"Hey... Brother Styx!"

"I suddenly remembered, my daughter Houtu is calling me home for dinner!"

"I don't want this magic weapon anymore, you can have it. See you later!"

With a vengeful red light flashing in his eyes, the Styx Ancestor unhesitatingly summoned the Book of Tieba that he had just obtained.

"Trying to run? Too late!"

Splash!

As the pages turned, an indescribable, abstract law instantly enveloped the world.

Below, Zhao Gongming, with one arm around Xuandu's neck and the other on Fuxi's shoulder, spoke with anticipation.

"Come on, everyone, take a good look!"

"What follows will be an incredibly exciting scene; this is the pinnacle of Daoist discourse in the primordial world!"

Xuan Du's eye twitched; he had long known Zhao Gongming's true nature.

Wonderful?

This is probably going to be a scene that dies in the community!

Poor Fuxi was unaware of the wickedness of human nature.

She thought she was really going to be able to observe the combat techniques of top experts, and her little face was full of seriousness and thirst for knowledge.

"Yes, Uncle-Master!"

"Fuxi must diligently study the fighting styles of his two predecessors and carefully comprehend the fluctuations of the laws within them!"

Xuandu looked into Fuxi's clear eyes and couldn't help but sigh.

"My disciple..."

"I hope you don't get your eyes and ears dirty later..."

Just then, the Styx Ancestor in mid-air took a deep breath, pointed his finger at Dijiang, and shouted.

"urgent!"

hum!

A strange, anxious force instantly descended upon Dijiang.

Dijiang, who was about to step into the spatial rift, suddenly froze.

Immediately afterwards, he began frantically scratching his ears and cheeks, spinning around in circles.

His legs were shaking uncontrollably as if they were powered by a motor, and he was shouting incoherently.

"Oh dear, I'm so anxious!"

"Why are you in such a hurry?!"

"I need to go to the toilet, I want to run, but I just can't move! Oh, it's so urgent!"

At the same time, the Styx Ancestor, suffering from the backlash of the magic weapon's side effects, straightened his expression and loudly revealed the truth to the entire audience.

"I am Sun Xiaochuan. The thing I did back then—stealing the Dao Ancestor Hongjun's underpants from Zixiao Palace…it was me, Sun Xiaochuan!"

boom!

Upon hearing this, everyone in the room froze.

Except for Zhao Gongming, who was mentally prepared and laughed heartily, everyone else was dumbfounded.

Fuxi's mouth dropped open, and he almost dropped the truth glasses in his hand. He stared at the Styx River in utter bewilderment.

"What... what are these two powerful figures doing?"

"One was in a hurry to use the toilet, and the other stole the Taoist patriarch's underwear?"

"Is this how top-tier experts fight? How profound!"

At this moment, Zhao Gongming had a big smile on his face, looking at Minghe's expression of facing death without fear, and felt secretly pleased.

"That's exactly it, that's the taste!"

"Just looking at it gives me the feeling of gaining three experience points!"

Immediately afterwards, the Styx Ancestor gritted his teeth, continued turning the pages of the book, and shouted again.

"Classic!"

hum!

The law of stereotypes has arrived.

Dijiang, who was scratching his head in frustration, suddenly stopped.

He suddenly ripped his shirt apart, revealing his exaggerated muscles.

Then he struck a greasy bodybuilding pose, showing off his biceps while shouting loudly.

"Oh dear, the bigger the muscles, the better!!"

"What's the use of a brain?!"

"This battle is so cool, so awesome!!"

That appearance perfectly embodied the stereotype of a brainless brute.

Styx was also affected by the backlash and exploded loudly once again.

"I am Sun Xiaochuan. It was I, Sun Xiaochuan, who shone a laser pointer into Tongtian's eyes while he was asleep during his sermon!"

"puff!"

Xuan Du below immediately spat out his drink, turning to Zhao Gongming with a look of horror.

"Junior brother...?"

"What did Uncle-Master Styx say he did back then?"

"Stealing the advisor's underwear and shining a laser pointer in Third Uncle's eyes?"

"Is...is this true? Is Uncle-Master Styx really that brave?"

Zhao Gongming nodded slightly, his face revealing a cunning and heartbroken expression.

"Alas, you can know a person's face but not their heart."

"I never imagined that Uncle-Master Styx would be this kind of person!"

"How outrageous! How could Uncle Styx be so wicked, daring to mock even a saint!"

Xuan Du rolled his eyes and said speechlessly.

"Come on, this is clearly the effect of your magic weapon! Why are you still pretending?"

Just then, a buzzing sound rippled through the space.

A figure dressed in a golden crow imperial robe appeared out of thin air beside them; it was none other than the Demon Emperor Jun.

Zhao Gongming was taken aback and asked in confusion.

"Uncle-Master Dijun, what brings you here?"

Di Jun stood with his hands behind his back, speaking calmly.

"It's nothing, I'm just taking a stroll."

"I just sensed the magical energy fluctuations of the Styx River and the Emperor River on the human side."

"I was wondering if a fight had broken out, so I came to see what was going on."

As he spoke, Di Jun looked up at the two powerful beings performing in the air, completely bewildered.

"What are those two doing here?"

"Is it a competition to see who's more perverted?"

Zhao Gongming calmly pointed upwards and explained.

"They're performing art."

"You'll find out as you watch on, Uncle-Master. The best part is yet to come."

As soon as he finished speaking, the Styx Ancestor seemed to have gone all out. He turned to the most outrageous page in the book and roared out that word with all his might.

"filial piety!!!"

boom!

An irresistible force of filial piety instantly struck Dijiang.

Teijiang, who was showing off his muscles, suddenly shuddered.

Then, facing the entire audience, he knelt down, raised his hands high, and shouted in a proud and loud voice.

"OK, OK!"

"All eyes are on me!"

"Look at me! Look at me!"

"I have something to announce: I'm an orphan!!!"

The entire place fell silent; even the wind stopped. However, before anyone could react...

The Styx Ancestor followed up with an even more explosive self-destruction.

"I am Sun Xiaochuan!"

"The incident where they used the rubber band from Daozu's underpants to make a slingshot and shattered the glass of Fellow Daoist Yuanshi's Jade Void Palace... was done by me, Sun Xiaochuan!!!"

In an instant, Di Jun, who had just rushed over to watch the show, was completely dumbfounded, his mind going blank.

He pointed at the two madmen above, his fingers trembling.

"This...this..."

"What on earth are those two doing?!"

"Stealing underwear, making a slingshot, and breaking the glass of the Primordial Celestial Venerable?"

"Is this something the River Styx would do?"

"When did he change his name to Sun Xiaochuan? And who exactly is Sun Xiaochuan?"

Di Jun felt like his CPU was about to burn out.

but……

When he recalled Dijiang's words, "I am an orphan."

Di Jun suddenly smiled in agreement and nodded.

"Although it's outrageous..."

"However, I still approve of Dijiang's shocking statement!"

"This is exactly the kind of thing a brainless brute like him would do; he's quite self-aware!"

Seeing Di Jun's shocked expression despite not understanding, Zhao Gongming chuckled and explained.

"Uncle-Master, please don't be offended. That Sun Xiaochuan is a well-known scapegoat in all the heavens and myriad realms. Don't worry about these details."

Upon hearing this, Di Jun turned to look at Zhao Gongming, his eyes instantly becoming incredibly sharp, as if he had suddenly realized something.

"I understand, this is another new magic weapon you've crafted, my nephew!"

"To make a cunning old fox like Styx self-destruct and take the blame, to make a reckless brute like Dijiang embarrass himself in public..."

Di Jun grabbed Zhao Gongming's hand, his eyes gleaming with excitement.

"What a wonderful baby!"

"Nephew, why don't you forge one for me as well?"

"I see that the witch clan still has eleven ancestral witches; I want to make them all orphans!"

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