Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.

Shouyang Mountain, Zhao Gongming's small courtyard.

Zhao Gongming lay comfortably in the rocking chair.

Holding a cup of Enlightenment Tea in his hand, he looked through the dappled leaves at the four terrifying figures confronting each other in the sky.

Even from a distance, the air of someone about to cause trouble was palpable.

"Tsk..."

"What kind of trouble are these four brutes up to now?"

Zhao Gongming suddenly had a bad feeling.

But he didn't get up to stop him. Instead, he skillfully picked up the top-grade recording stone and aimed it at the sky.

Who cares?

"The world is vast, but having fun is the most important thing!"

"As long as the fire doesn't reach me, that's a good show!"

……

Above the clouds, Di Jun, clad in the armor of the Da Yue Sect, stood.

Although the special effects haven't been activated yet, that masochistic aura is already subtly emanating from it.

He pointed at Dijiang, spitting wildly as he spoke.

"Dijiang, you brainless barbarian!"

"How dare they bring people to our door to provoke us? They're practically asking for death!"

"You have offended the majesty of my Demon Court! Today I will show you why the flowers are so red!"

Dijiang was equally ruthless, rolling up his sleeves and firing back immediately.

"So what if I do it to you?!"

"I'll kill you, you old bastard!"

As he spoke, he pointed to Donghuang Taiyi beside him, his nostrils flaring upwards.

"And you, what are you looking at?!"

"If you keep looking, you'll definitely get less juice than I did!"

The argument escalated, and tensions rose.

Finally, in a moment of anger, Dijiang roared and issued the standard declaration of a villain.

"Ugh, I'm so angry!"

"At worst, we'll shatter the primordial world, perish together, and no one will survive!"

The moment these words were spoken, the world changed color.

However, before Heaven could issue a warning...

Zhao Gongming, who was below, sat up abruptly, spat out a mouthful of tea, and roared angrily at Dijiang in the sky.

"Pah!"

"Teijiang, how could you be so selfish?!"

"You dog, trying to act tough? I'll make you fly!"

"How would I survive if the primordial world were shattered?!"

"I still live down there, so you'd better get lost!"

That shout instantly dispelled the tense atmosphere.

The four big shots in the sky froze, scratching their heads awkwardly.

Dijiang gave an awkward smile and shouted down.

"Ahem... Brother Zhao, don't take it seriously."

"These are all exaggerated claims, mere exaggerations!"

"I was just trying to scare these two scruffy birds. How could I possibly shatter the Primordial World? I still need to keep the Primordial World to extort money!"

Di Jun also tidied his hair.

"That's right, that's right, don't panic, nephew, I know what I'm doing."

Now that the tough talk is over, it's time to get serious.

Dijiang suddenly slapped Zhujiuyin's shoulder and shouted.

"Go, second brother!"

"Give them a show, let them see our new weapons!"

Zhu Jiuyin, usually taciturn, had a glint of light flash in his eyes when he heard his elder brother's order.

"good!"

Zhu Jiuyin took two steps forward, focused his energy in his dantian, and suddenly leaped into the air.

Then, to the bewildered gazes of Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi...

He did a perfect, smooth backflip!

"Damn it! Let's go! Ignore it! ጿኈቼዽጿ"

He landed steadily and clasped his hands in a fist salute.

Di Jun: "???"

Donghuang Taiyi: "???"

The two were completely dumbfounded.

"You...you're here to perform a circus act, aren't you?"

"Is this your trump card?"

"Are you trying to make us laugh to death so you can inherit the Demon Court?"

Dijiang was also dumbfounded and slapped Zhujiuyin on the back of the head.

"What are you doing?!"

"I fucking told you to use the magic weapon, who told you to do a somersault?!"

Zhu Jiuyin covered his head in grievance.

"Brother, you said you wanted to do something funny... I was just thinking of warming up..."

"Enough talk, unleash the magic weapon!"

Zhu Jiuyin then realized what was happening and hurriedly pulled out the blue-and-white iron plate, which read "Lu State License Plate".

Meanwhile, in a corner of the clouds not far away, the Eastern King Duke arrived late.

He wore a gold finger glove on his left hand and held Yuan Hua's fork in his right.

Hiding behind the clouds, only its eyes were visible, and it wore a lewd smile.

"Hehehe..."

"Finally, we made it!"

"Attack! Attack quickly! The worse the beating, the better, so I can reap the benefits!"

……

On the main battlefield, when he saw Zhu Jiuyin take out a broken iron plaque, Di Jun ignored it with disdain.

He patted Donghuang Taiyi on the shoulder, looking confident.

"Second brother, don't be afraid!"

"My second brother is invincible. With Liu Haizhu's machete in hand, who can stop you?"

"Go! Cut them down!"

Donghuang Taiyi snorted coldly, about to unleash his serrated greatsword and activate his berserk mode.

As a result, Zhu Jiuyin moved even faster!

Zhu Jiuyin gripped the license plate with both hands as if it were a steering wheel, leaned slightly forward, and his eyes became extremely sharp.

Immediately afterwards, a strange, enchanting song slowly emanated from the mouth of this Time God, resounding through the heavens.

"Lu A~Jinan car!"

"Lu B~Qingdao!!"

"Lu C is Zibo, Lu D is Zaozhuang, Dongying is Lu E, Yantai is Lu Fo..."

Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi paused in their actions, dumbfounded once again.

"What...what kind of spell is this?"

"Why does it sound like they're announcing a place name?"

"You fucking came here to put on a show?!"

At that moment, Zhao Gongming below heard this familiar melody.

He stroked his chin, his eyes gleaming with wisdom, and analyzed to himself.

"Um……"

"Shandong, formerly known as the State of Lu, is indeed the territory of the descendants of the Jiuli people."

"The chieftain of the Jiuli tribe is Chi You, who is the great shaman of the Wu tribe and also the master of war."

"Zhu Jiuyin is the ancestor of the Witch Clan..."

"So, it makes perfect sense that Zhu Jiuyin sings the song about Shandong license plates!"

"This makes perfect sense; it aligns perfectly with the geographical records of the prehistoric era!"

Before everyone could recover from the mesmerizing song,

Rumble!

The void trembled, and the roar of the engine was like a thunderclap.

As Zhu Jiuyin sang, the phantom images of Dayun heavy trucks with different letters on their license plates, each starting with the character "Lu", suddenly appeared in the void!

"Speeding like lightning, Dayun motorcycles... no, Dayun heavy trucks!"

The truck phantom, carrying unparalleled kinetic energy, ignored spatial distance and crashed heavily into the bewildered Donghuang Taiyi!

"What the hell is that?!"

Taiyi was about to dodge when he found himself locked on.

boom! ! !

With a loud crash, Donghuang Taiyi was struck squarely in the chest by the Dayun heavy truck.

"Pfft!"

Taiyi spat out a mouthful of blood, feeling as if his whole body was about to shatter, and his internal organs were shifting.

"I'll blanch it!"

"I almost couldn't catch my breath!"

However, this was just the beginning; Zhujiuyin was still singing.

"Jining has Lu'e to eat, Tai'an has Lu Gouche!"

boom! boom! boom!

Countless large trucks lined up, singing songs, and launched a suicidal charge towards Donghuang Taiyi.

Each collision with the vehicle was equivalent to a full-force strike from a Quasi-Saint at the peak!

"what!"

"Stop crashing it, it'll fall apart!"

Under the continuous impacts, Donghuang Taiyi's figure became increasingly blurry and flattened.

After the song was finished.

The once majestic and domineering Donghuang Taiyi has now become... as thin as a piece of paper.

It truly became a paper doll under the attack of the two-dimensional foil, swaying lightly in the wind, still spitting out blood and foam.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Dijiang and Zhujiuyin put away their license plates, put their hands on their hips, and laughed arrogantly.

"How about that, scared now!"

"This is the strength of our Witch Clan!"

Di Jun was terrified when he saw his younger brother turn into a paper doll.

He rushed forward, grabbed the paper-thin Taichi's shoulders with both hands, and shook him wildly.

"Second brother!"

"Second brother, what's wrong? Don't die!"

"How can I live without you, second brother!"

"Wake up!"

Di Jun shook it so hard it was heartbreaking, and Taiyi's paper body swayed wildly in the wind, making a rustling sound.

"Cough cough cough..."

Paper Taichi took a deep breath, and his body, like an inflating balloon, popped back to its original shape.

His face was pale, he pushed Di Jun away, and weakly cursed.

"Brother...stop shaking me..."

"I haven't been hit by a car yet... but you've shaken me to death..."

Across from him, Zhu Jiuyin crossed his arms, snorted coldly, and looked arrogant.

"Are you scared, Donghuang?"

"This is technology... no, this is the power of magical artifacts!"

Donghuang Taiyi took a deep breath, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and his eyes were filled with rage that was about to burst forth.

"Afraid?!"

"The word 'fear' doesn't exist in my dictionary!"

"Very well, you've successfully angered me!"

Swish!

With a flick of his wrist, Donghuang Taiyi conjured up the menacing-looking Liu Haizhu cleaver in his hand.

Instantly, a mad dog-like aura erupted from Taiyi.

His eyes instantly turned bloodshot, his face contorted with rage, and he pointed at Zhu Jiuyin, roaring furiously.

"Idiot!"

"I'm going to kill you!"

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