Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.

At the edge of the cliff in Kunlun Mountain, seeing Zhao Gongming staring at the ears of the Dingguang Immortal Rabbit with the expression of a loving father, the Golden Spirit Mother's eyes instantly turned strange.

She looked Zhao Gongming up and down, hesitated for a moment, and then asked with some surprise.

"Junior brother..."

"You can't really like...the hairy kind, can you?"

Upon hearing this, Zhao Gongming's expression turned serious, and he quickly averted his gaze, refuting the question in a solemn tone.

"No, no, no, Senior Sister, you're overthinking it!"

"I am a respectable person; I have studied the classics!"

"But you, Senior Sister, you were just talking about Cihang recognizing relatives, and now you're talking about Fu Rui being controlled..."

"Your mind is full of incest, male-male relationships, and interspecies stuff."

"What kind of things do you usually watch?"

"Does our Jie Sect's scripture repository have these things?"

When Jinling Shengmu's secret was exposed, her old face flushed red, and she coughed twice guiltily.

"Cough cough, humph, what's it to you!"

"I'm leaving. You're in charge here. Remember to clean up the mess!"

After saying this, the Holy Mother of Golden Spirit transformed into a golden ray of light and fled the scene as if escaping.

All that remained was a mess of chicken feathers.

Ding Guangxian finally stopped dancing and put away her lightning-protected headphones.

As the demonic sound disappeared, Qiu Shou Xian, Jin Guang Xian, and Ling Ya Xian finally lost control.

Pfft!Pfft!Pfft!

The three burly men collapsed on the ground like dead pigs, panting heavily, blood streaming from their seven orifices, looking utterly miserable.

"Huff... huff..."

Qiu Shouxian weakly raised his hand, wiped the blood from his face, and said feebly.

"I can't take it anymore... I've bled to death..."

Lingya Fairy also looked utterly dejected.

"How about... we go to the Netherworld Blood Sea and ask Uncle Styx for a blood transfusion?"

"I heard he has a lot of blood there, and it regenerates indefinitely."

Jin Guangxian rolled his eyes.

"What are you dreaming about?"

"Ancestor Styx is currently furious about the matter of the female avatar, going there would be suicide."

Looking at these three clowns, Zhao Gongming shook his head helplessly.

He stepped forward and, without any hesitation, kicked each of them.

"Alright, stop playing dead, all of you stand up!"

"Stop being silly. We're all fellow disciples, so we need to be united and friendly from now on, understand?"

The three quickly got up, ignoring the blood, and respectfully bowed to Zhao Gongming and Dingguangxian.

"Got it, got it! From now on, Dingguang Xian will be our little brother!"

Ding Guangxian also looked at Zhao Gongming with gratitude.

"Thank you, senior brother!"

The four of them then left amicably.

As they walked, they discussed the heartwarming topic of how to properly guide Dingguangxian so that he could improve his cultivation level as soon as possible.

Zhao Gongming watched their retreating figures and nodded with satisfaction.

"That's right, the Jie Sect is one family."

Just then.

Swish!

A figure appeared behind Zhao Gongming without warning, reached out and gently patted his shoulder.

"Junior brother, you understand."

Zhao Gongming turned around and saw Guang Chengzi with an afro.

Zhao Gongming instantly understood and a warm smile appeared on his face.

He grasped Guang Chengzi's hand tightly and said with deep affection.

"Senior brother, there's no need to say more!"

"I understand, junior brother. Don't worry about me!"

However, Guang Chengzi seemed to be electrocuted.

He abruptly pulled his hand back and vigorously wiped it on his Taoist robe.

He took a half step back, his expression somewhat strange, his eyes filled with a hint of wariness.

"Ahem... Um, junior brother."

"Talk is talk, but don't get physical."

"Your reputation in the Kunlun Mountains... has been quite strange lately."

"Everyone's saying you... have issues with your sexual orientation. Not only do you have feelings for Junior Brother Cihang, but now you're even after Dingguangxian's rabbit ears."

"Senior brother, I'm straight!"

"What?!"

Zhao Gongming immediately became agitated and jumped up and down in anger.

"Slander! This is slander!"

"Who is spreading these rumors? I'm sending a lawyer's letter... no, I'm swearing an oath to heaven!"

Guang Chengzi waved his hand, not wanting to dwell on the topic, and went straight to the point.

"Alright, alright, those things aren't important."

"Junior brother, I need you to forge a powerful magic weapon for me!"

"I must be able to counter Duobao's Lightning Five-Strike Whip; I must be able to win!"

Upon hearing this, Zhao Gongming looked troubled and rubbed his fingers together.

"Senior brother, well..."

"As you know, even a skilled cook can't make a meal without rice."

Whether you can forge a powerful magic weapon depends on how well your rare and precious materials are compatible with it.

"If the materials aren't good enough, it'll be difficult for me too."

Upon hearing this, Guang Chengzi became anxious and resorted to shameless tactics.

"I don't care!"

"I want something powerful; I must defeat Duobao!"

"If you don't refine it for me..."

Zhao Gongming shrugged: "Are you crazy? I'm in a difficult position too. I can't just conjure it up out of thin air, can I?"

Guang Chengzi suddenly narrowed his eyes, leaned closer to Zhao Gongming, lowered his voice, and said in a low voice.

"Junior brother..."

"The look in your eyes when you were pinching Dingguangxian's ear just now... tsk tsk."

"I recorded it with a photo stone!"

"Tell me, if this footage gets out, combined with your previous reputation..."

Before he could finish speaking...

Snapped!

Zhao Gongming's expression changed instantly. He grabbed Guang Chengzi's hand again, his face full of a sincere and enthusiastic smile.

"Oh dear, senior brother, look at you!"

"We're practically family!"

"Come on, let's go to your cave and make some plans!"

Guang Chengzi smiled smugly: "That's right!"

……

Inside the cave, Guang Chengzi spared no expense.

He pulled a strange stone that emitted an eerie black light from his sleeve.

"This is the Innate Shadow Demon Stone, which I obtained from an ancient ruin. It contains the ultimate laws of clones and illusions."

[Ding! High-level refining material detected: Innate Shadow Demon Stone]

[Rating: Excellent]

[Matching Solution: Capable of crafting magical artifacts that create clones/illusions/visual interference]

"nice one!"

Without saying a word, Zhao Gongming summoned the Nine Dragon Cauldron and unleashed the Samadhi True Fire at full power.

Forty-nine days later.

boom!

A powerful, deep bass roar emanated from the cauldron.

"It's done!"

Zhao Gongming reached out and summoned a huge light that flashed red and blue.

The extremely retro-styled dual cassette recorder speaker fell to the ground.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully refined it!]

[Item Name: Shadow Master's Sound System]

[Rank: Acquired Merit Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]

[Conceptual Attribute: Trinity - Shadow Stream Descent]

[Effect: After unleashing the sound, two clones instantly split off, standing on the left and right sides of the main body respectively.]

[The clone possesses 100% of the same combat power as the original, essentially making it a three-on-one fight in an instant!]

[Side effect: Love River - Infinite Loop.]

[Limitation: During the activation of the magical artifact, the speakers will loop a DJ version of the hit song "Love River".]

[Neither the main body nor the clone is allowed to move their feet. They must remain in place, maintaining the classic dance moves of hands in pockets, swaying their bodies dramatically from side to side, and head bobbing to the rhythm. The dance cannot stop; if it stops, the clone is destroyed!]

At the same time, the system's critical hit reward arrived once again.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully crafted a concept-level magic weapon!]

[Triggered the ultimate critical hit reward!]

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Chaotic Soil!]

"Chaotic Breath Soil?!"

Zhao Gongming was overjoyed, for this was divine soil a level higher than the Nine Heavens Breath Soil!

"Perfect timing, I've been looking for a place to plant my Huangzhong plum tree."

"With this Chaotic Soil, the Yellow Plum can not only survive, but it can even ripen faster!"

"The Great Immortal Wholesale Plan is a sure thing!"

Zhao Gongming happily accepted the reward.

Then, pointing to the speaker flashing neon lights, he began to explain it to Hiroshige.

After hearing the introduction, Guang Chengzi frowned, looking puzzled.

"Junior brother, is this...is this really going to work?"

"And you still want to dance? And sing some breakup excuse?"

"Moreover, Duobao's Five-Strike Lightning Whip is a hard crowd control technique!"

"If I dance, won't he just lash out with his whip?"

Zhao Gongming patted Guang Chengzi on the shoulder and said confidently.

"Senior brother, look at you, you're in such a hurry again!"

"Let me analyze it for you."

"Although Senior Brother Duobao's whip is powerful and can cause convulsions, it also..."

"He can only control one at a time!"

"The moment you activate this magic weapon, it instantly transforms into three Guang Chengzi!"

"As long as you split into two, the three of you can jump and sway together."

"Even if Duobao controls your main body, your two clones can still jump and continue casting spells!"

"You could even have two clones dance in front of you to draw fire, while your main body sneaks up behind and fires arrows!"

"Three against one, you have the advantage, understand?"

Guang Chengzi imagined that scene.

Three versions of myself, lined up in a row, swaying left and right.

Duobao's whip can only hit one person at a time; the other two will be hit directly in the face with his ultimate move!

"hiss!"

Guang Chengzi's eyes lit up and he excitedly grasped Zhao Gongming's hand.

"I understand, I understand perfectly!"

"Junior brother is truly talented! This tactic is simply unbeatable!"

"Duobao, let's see how you die this time!!"