Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.

As the door opened, a figure with long rabbit ears and delicate features walked in.

He was none other than one of the Seven Immortals who served the Jie Sect, the Long-Eared Dingguang Immortal.

Master Xuandu, sitting in the examiner's seat, suddenly brightened up.

"So it was Junior Brother Dingguang Xian."

Xuan Du nodded inwardly.

"Although my junior brother's background is slightly inferior and his cultivation is only at the Golden Immortal level, he is not considered outstanding in the Jie Sect."

"But if I could ascend to the Heavenly Court and obtain a position as a true god."

"Enjoying the heavenly fortune and salary is undoubtedly an excellent way out for him."

"This is a win-win situation!"

Ding Guangxian walked to the table, bowed respectfully, and said somewhat reservedly.

"Greetings to Senior Brother Xuandu, greetings to Sage Nuwa, greetings to Senior Brother Zhao."

Xuan Du straightened his clothes and adopted the stern and impartial demeanor of an HR professional.

Prepare to begin the normal inquiry process, such as what your plans are for the future.

What kind of tasks are you good at handling?

However, the moment he opened his mouth...

The Investiture of the Gods trembled slightly, and the side effects instantly took over his vocal cords.

Xuan Du's expression turned serious and inquisitive, and he blurted out.

"Um... Junior brother."

"I'd like to know... what your talent is?"

Upon hearing this, Xuandu himself was dumbfounded.

"???"

"Talent? Why are you asking that? Is this a talent show?"

Zhao Gongming and Nuwa exchanged a glance.

The two exchanged a knowing smile, their eyes gleaming with anticipation for a good show.

"It seems... the Investiture of the Gods is working again."

"It's still such an abstract question."

Dingguangxian was also taken aback, her two rabbit ears twitched, and she looked at Xuandu with a bewildered expression.

"Talent, senior brother... are you sure you want me to perform my talent now?"

Xuan Du's heart skipped a beat.

Of course he knew what Dingguangxian's talents were!

Those are lightning-protected headphones! They're the kind of earphones that make you bleed from all seven orifices!

"No, I don't want to hear it!"

Xuan Du was screaming inwardly, desperately trying to refuse.

He opened his mouth, as if to say, "No need, I understand."

As a result... his mouth betrayed his will once again.

He spoke with an expectant, eager tone, even carrying a hint of command.

"That's right, I'm absolutely certain. Since I'm here, I want to show my most authentic self!"

"Please begin your performance, and give it your all. Don't show me any mercy just because I'm your senior!"

Xuan Du: "..."

Xuan Du's face was filled with terror, and his eyes were filled with despair.

What the hell am I saying?!

Ding Guangxian was deeply moved by Xuandu's resolute gaze.

"Since my senior brother wants to see it, then I will naturally do my best!"

"I've made a fool of myself!"

Swish!

Dingguangxian flipped his hand and produced the uniquely shaped lightning-proof earphone, which he then solemnly put on his head.

Upon seeing this, Zhao Gongming took Nuwa's hand without saying a word.

"Uncle-Master, let's go!"

"The air is better up there, let's go up and see!"

The two wisely retreated instantly to the sky tens of thousands of meters above the ground.

He took out some sunflower seeds and started the remote viewing mode.

Below, a dynamic background music bursts into play.

Dingguangxian's eyes changed, and he seemed to be possessed by the Dance King.

He slid forward and rushed in front of Xuandu, covering his groin with one hand.

He thrust his hips forward, swung his head, and produced a sharp, explosive sound.

"Beware! Beware!"

"Avoid lightning strikes when sandwiched between wires!"

boom!

A terrifying sonic law erupted instantly, heading straight for Xuandu's face.

"ah!!!"

Xuandu felt his head buzzing, as if he had been trampled by ten thousand elephants.

He wanted to run away, but he was the interviewer, and the rules prevented him from leaving.

He wanted to cover his ears, but the magic item's effect forced him to participate.

Thus, Xuandu bled from all seven orifices while tears streamed down his face.

On the one hand, they had to maintain a stiff smile and clap their hands wildly.

"It sounds great!"

"Clap clap clap clap!"

"It sounds so good, waaaaah... Help me..."

Xuandu was tortured to the extreme.

I felt like my Great Luo Dao Fruit was about to be shattered.

……

As the song ended, Dingguangxian reluctantly took off her headphones and looked at Xuandu expectantly.

Xuan Du slumped in the chair, his whole body convulsing, two lines of bloody tears hanging from the corners of his eyes, and he tremblingly raised his thumb.

"Passed...Passed..."

"You've been accepted... hurry up and go..."

Ding Guangxian was overjoyed and happily left with the admission notice.

At this moment, Zhao Gongming and the Goddess Nuwa descended from the sky with smiles on their faces.

Xuan Du looked at the gloating and teasing smiles on the two faces and immediately understood everything.

He pointed at Zhao Gongming with grief and indignation, his voice hoarse.

"Junior brother, you tricked me!"

"You knew this would happen, didn't you? You've really put me in a bad position!!"

Zhao Gongming, however, remained calm, stepped forward, patted Xuandu on the shoulder, and spoke earnestly.

"Senior brother, those who are capable should do more work."

"This is for the Heavenly Court to select talent; what's a little hardship?"

"I think this position is perfect for you; you're doing a great job!"

After saying that, Zhao Gongming didn't give Xuandu a chance to lash out.

"Um, Junior Brother suddenly remembered that the gas at home wasn't turned off... oh no, the refining furnace wasn't turned off."

"I'll be leaving now, goodbye!"

hum!

Zhao Gongming directly summoned the innate supreme treasure, the Heaven and Earth Shifting Talisman.

With a flash of light, his figure vanished instantly, ignoring distance and teleporting randomly!

Xuan Du was left alone, bewildered and furious in the wind.

……

In some desolate place, amidst barren mountains and wild ridges, there are jagged rocks, no human habitation, and not even a blade of grass.

Swish!

Zhao Gongming's figure appeared out of thin air.

"call……"

"That was close! I was almost swallowed whole by Senior Brother Xuandu."

Zhao Gongming patted his chest, looked around at the desolate scenery, and nodded in satisfaction.

"This place is nice, quiet. It's perfect for a peaceful retreat to research new ideas for magical artifacts."

However, he was just about to find a rock to sit on.

A familiar voice, tinged with surprise, suddenly rang out behind me.

"Senior brother, Senior Brother Gongming?!"

Zhao Gongming froze, then slowly turned his head.

Three furtive heads peeked out from behind a large rock not far away.

They were none other than Golden Light Immortal, Curly-Headed Immortal, and Spirit Tooth Immortal!

Zhao Gongming was somewhat bewildered.

"Holy crap, I was randomly teleported, how did I end up here?"

"What are you three doing here, in the middle of nowhere? Having a picnic?"

The three immortals with the wavy head quickly ran over, chuckling.

"Nothing much, nothing much. Just had some free time, so I came out for a stroll."

"Senior brother, are you also just strolling around?"

Zhao Gongming waved his hand and made up a story off the top of his head.

"Yes, I also wander around, gathering inspiration and sketching."

Upon hearing the word "inspiration," the three men's eyes lit up instantly, like hungry wolves eyeing meat.

They exchanged a glance, then expertly performed that classic gesture: rubbing their hands together like flies!

Qiu Shou Xian rubbed his hands together, his face full of fawning smiles, and moved closer to Zhao Gongming.

"Hehehe, senior brother, oh senior brother..."

"Actually, after learning from our last lesson, we've already changed our ways, really!"

"We are now united, friendly, and help each other!"

"but……"

Lingya Xian picked up the conversation, speaking with a longing expression.

"But we truly admire your abstract magic weapon!"

"Looking at Junior Brother Dingguangxian's headphones and Senior Brother Guangchengzi's speaker... we're so envious!"

Jin Guangxian also said expectantly.

"Senior brother, could you possibly forge one for each of us three?"

"We also want to join the Abstract Family, and we also want to bring glory to the Jie Sect!"

Zhao Gongming looked at these three clowns and chuckled to himself.

Why would you turn down business that's offered to you?

"Alright."

Zhao Gongming nodded slightly and extended his hand.

"No problem, no problem."

"You know the rules, as long as you have rare and precious materials."

The three were overjoyed and quickly took out their most treasured possessions.

Qiu Shouxian pulled out a piece of Zhentianhou throat bone.

Lingya Xian took out a white jade pillar that seemed to support the sky.

Jin Guangxian took out a high-speed light pearl.

[Ding! Three high-level refining materials detected]

[Matching Options: Can be crafted into sonic/hard control, powerful attack/physical strike, escape/speed/vehicle-related magical artifacts respectively]

Zhao Gongming looked at the three plans and a wicked smile crept onto his lips.

"All done!"

"Since you're so sincere, then your senior brother will give you something... even more exciting!"