Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.
Chapter 102: Using underwear and rubber bands as a slingshot? Nuwa: I'm speechless! This chapte
It was clearly written on it.
Hidden flaw: Mild mental illness.
Zhao Gongming was stunned, his lips twitching as he looked at the honest-looking man in front of him.
"Mental illness...?"
Zhao Gongming's lips twitched slightly as he looked at the note on the resume that indicated a mild mental illness.
But as the first HR manager of Honghuang, his professionalism allowed him to quickly adjust his mindset.
"Cough cough..."
Zhao Gongming coughed twice, upholding the excellent tradition of the Jie Sect of teaching without discrimination and treating everyone equally.
The decision was made to give this special interviewee a chance.
hum!
The Investiture of the Gods trembled slightly, automatically matching the most suitable divine position for this Iron Pillar.
Matching Divine Class: Earth Warrior Star.
System review: Although he has a mental illness, you have to admire his courage!
This fearless, somewhat naive spirit is exactly what Earth Warrior Star needs!
Zhao Gongming found this evaluation even more puzzling.
"Is there any necessary connection between courage, mental illness, and courage?"
"Fine, let's try the interview first."
Zhao Gongming sat up straight, ready to begin his normal questioning.
However, the moment he opened his mouth...
Affected by the side effects of Iron Face HR.
I originally wanted to ask you what your special skills are.
But when it came to my lips, it turned into an abstract question about the soul.
"So, the first question."
What do you like?
Upon hearing this, Tie Zhu's eyes lit up instantly, as if he had triggered some kind of switch.
He puffed out his chest, his face beaming with excitement, and answered loudly without hesitation.
"woman!!!"
Upon hearing this, Nuwa, who was eating melon seeds nearby, trembled and scattered the seeds all over the ground.
She stared wide-eyed at Tie Zhu, completely bewildered.
"Is it that straightforward?"
"Young man...you're very brave!"
"They dare to say such things in front of a sage?"
"He's definitely a promising talent from Earth Warrior!"
Zhao Gongming blushed and quickly coughed twice to cover his embarrassment and try to smooth things over.
"Ahem... Well, food and sex are human nature, it's just human nature."
"This shows that the interviewee... well, is very honest and not hypocritical."
Next, Zhao Gongming prepared to ask the second question.
He meant to ask you what your plans are for your future clergy.
As a result, his mouth went out of control again and the words just came out.
"So, the second question."
"What do you want to do to the woman you like?"
Upon hearing this question, Tie Zhu's excitement intensified.
It even had a sickly blush.
He rubbed his hands together, breathing rapidly, and spoke at an extremely fast pace.
"I'm going to hold her down!"
"Put her on the bed!"
Upon hearing this, Nuwa's face immediately darkened.
His brows furrowed, a hint of disgust flashed in his eyes, and he cursed under his breath.
"Pah, you scoundrel!"
"How could someone like this be recognized as a deity by the Heavenly Dao?"
Zhao Gongming was also sweating profusely, frantically trying to reassure himself.
"Stay calm, stay calm!"
"This is all human nature; these are perfectly normal impulses and desires!"
"Procreation isn't shameful, as long as he doesn't do anything outrageous..."
However, Tie Zhu did not stop. He became more and more excited as he spoke, and even started gesturing.
"Then, I'm going to pull down her panties!"
boom!
Nuwa looked utterly disgusted, crushing the melon seeds in her hands into powder.
"What a filthy thought!"
"It's absolutely disgusting; this kind of person deserves to be struck by lightning!"
Zhao Gongming was getting restless and was about to call a halt.
Just then, Tie Zhu spoke very quickly.
His expression turned somewhat manic and morbid, and he shouted out the second half of the sentence.
"Then, I made a slingshot out of the rubber band on my underwear!"
"I'll smash your windows!!!"
"Bang! It's all smashed! Hahahaha!"
In an instant, Zhao Gongming and Nuwa in the courtyard caught their breath.
The goddess Nuwa's exquisitely beautiful face.
The expression of disgust froze instantly.
Then it turned into utter bewilderment and shock.
"I...I'll blanch it?!"
Even the sage Nuwa couldn't help but utter a curse at this moment.
"Is...is this an answer a human being could give?!"
"I never imagined it would end like this!!"
"Using a rubber band from your underwear as a slingshot to shoot at my window?! What kind of brain circuit is that?!"
Zhao Gongming's face stiffened, and his whole body cracked.
He looked at Tie Zhu, who was grinning like a fool.
I finally understand the true value of that Earth Warrior Star.
That's not bravery, that's just plain stupid!
"roll!!!"
Zhao Gongming slammed his fist on the table and roared, pointing at the door.
"Get out, get out of here right now, get as far away as you can!"
"What did my window do to you?!"
Just then.
Whoosh!
Suddenly, a figure rushed in from outside the door in a great hurry.
He was Suiren, one of the three ancestors of the human race.
Suiren grabbed Tiezhu by the back of the neck.
He apologized to Zhao Gongming and Nuwa with a face full of embarrassment.
"I'm so sorry, I'm really sorry!"
"Please forgive me, esteemed immortals!"
"This kid's cultivation has gone awry; he's suffered a qi deviation!"
"He was originally being treated by His Majesty Shennong."
"I wasn't watching him closely enough, and he's come here and gone crazy!"
"I'll take him away right now and put him in solitary confinement!"
Zhao Gongming was so angry that his liver hurt. He slammed his fist on the table and roared at Suirenshi.
"Increase the dosage! Give me a larger dosage! Don't release him if he doesn't recover!"
Suirenshi was so frightened that he nodded repeatedly.
"Yes, yes, yes, we'll definitely increase the dosage!"
After saying this, Suirenshi dragged the iron pillar that was still shouting "Bomb your window!" and quickly left.
……
After seeing the lunatic off, Zhao Gongming took a deep breath.
He calmed himself down and sat back down in his chair.
"Phew... What a bad start."
"But it's okay, there are all kinds of birds in a big forest, the next one will definitely be more normal."
Zhao Gongming straightened his clothes and called out.
"Next!"
The door opened, and a handsome young human, dressed in white and carrying a long sword, walked in.
This young man had sharp eyebrows and bright eyes, and exuded righteousness; he looked every bit the part of a chivalrous young hero from a prestigious sect.
"Junior Jian Chen pays his respects to the two venerable immortals!"
The young man bowed respectfully, behaving appropriately.
Zhao Gongming's eyes lit up, and he secretly praised it.
"Not bad, not bad, this looks much more normal, it's much more pleasing to the eye!"
Swish!
The resumes of the Investiture of the Gods are displayed again.
Name: Jian Chen
Race: Terran
Cultivation level: Mid-stage Xuanxian
Special skills: Skilled in kendo, chivalrous, and helpful.
Hidden flaw: His sexual orientation is somewhat unusual.
Zhao Gongming's smile froze.
"Oh no, another problem child?!"
"His sexual orientation is strange, could it be... homosexuality?"
Zhao Gongming's heart skipped a beat, but he forced himself to remain calm, and the side effects kicked in again.
He looked at Jian Chen and asked the question immediately.
"So, the first question."
Do you have someone you like?
Upon hearing this, Nuwa, who had just picked up a melon seed, was taken aback.
He looked at Zhao Gongming in shock, his eyes filled with disbelief.
"You're back?!"
"Hasn't that elastic band in your underwear still given you some psychological trauma?"
"Is this an interview... or a background check?"
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