New Century Anime Warrior

Two weeks of military training would seem to pass quickly to outsiders...

Of course, it's hard to say what kind of time perspective the person participating in the military training has.

"Comrades, I'm finally liberated! I crawled back from Mentougou!"

As soon as he got back to his rented room and took a long shower, Si Hua started yelling in the group chat.

Then a long time passed and no one responded.

Si Hua didn't mind. Chen Yu and Zhou Zhe also went to military training, but the military training sites of Renmin University of China and the National Communication University of China were not in the same camp, and the schedules were different.

At this moment, the two of them are probably still in some remote mountain valley, eating white flour buns with fermented bean curd and pickled vegetables.

Just as I was about to put my phone down, a notification sounded for a new message.

It was sent by Lin Lin alone.

"You're back!"

Even through the screen, Si Hua could feel Lin Lin's adorable tone.

The former top high school student did not participate in military training.

When Tsinghua and Peking Universities heard that Lin Lin was going to participate in the National Day Gala, they generously exempted her from military training.

Participating in military training and preparing for a national cultural performance are both ways to temper and recognize the character of young people, and they are of the same nature; you will still get the academic credits.

Look, no wonder it's a top-tier university!

That concludes the discussion.

This really made the three poor guys incredibly envious.

"I just got back to the dorm. Aunt Lei told me you've been rehearsing the entire National Day Gala these past few days?"

"Yes, I've been staying at a hotel near the CCTV building for almost a week now."

Si Hua was puzzled. Isn't an artist's 24/7 availability usually during the final rehearsal?

"Why? The dress rehearsal hasn't even started yet!"

"Because my family is really looking forward to my performance, they made sure I was waiting near CCTV."

Lin Lin's resentment was practically seeping through.

"Does Uncle Lin value this opportunity that much?"

"Not only Dad is concerned, but Grandpa and Grandma are also very nervous. Mom, on the other hand, is very calm and keeps laughing at them for making a fuss."

Of course your mother doesn't care; she's been on the National Day Gala before when she was young.

However, Si Hua dared not express his opinion on this topic and could only change the subject.

"Aren't you bored staying in the hotel all day?"

"It's alright. If I'm bored, I'll play 'The Edge Walker'."

"Why? You've already completed the game multiple times!"

Lin Lin's answer was somewhat unexpected by Si Hua.

This game has been out for more than three weeks. Even ordinary players should have seen all the endings and all the CGs by now, right?

Not to mention that Lin Lin and the others were beta testers. Is the long tail effect of this game really that obvious?

"Hehe, you'll never guess."

This is completely out of the blue; I could never have guessed it...

But Lin Lin didn't play any guessing games; instead, she directly sent over several photos.

"this!!!"

Si Hua was shocked.

All the photos are selfies, and the backgrounds clearly show high-end hotel rooms.

Si Hua had seen the selfies Lin Lin sent him before, but this time was different.

The girl in the photo has short white hair with pink highlights and is wearing a futuristic bodysuit and a white short jacket.

At first glance, you might think that Lucy, the female protagonist of "The Edge Walker," has traveled to reality.

This is a selfie of Lin Lin trying on Lucy cosplay!

"Holy shit! Holy shit!"

Si Hua didn't even have time to type a message to express his shock.

I immediately made a video call to them.

As soon as the other party answered, Si Hua launched into a barrage of unstoppable praise.

"Your Lucy is so beautiful!"

No sooner had she finished speaking than it was discovered that Lin Lin wasn't actually trying on a cosplay outfit...

"Huh? Why isn't it white-haired?"

Lin Lin was initially quite satisfied with Si Hua's reaction.

As soon as this blockhead saw that he was wearing his usual loungewear, his expression immediately changed.

Seeing that disappointed look, Lin Lin felt a surge of anger.

Snapped!

Without saying a word, he hung up the video call.

Realizing his mistake too late, Si Hua could only try to coax the little girl with all sorts of sweet words.

It's alright, there's no red dot on WeChat, and phone calls still go through...

Is that really a little temper tantrum? It's just a little bit of romance, skr~

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"Feeding? Son, what time is Linlin's show?"

"Around nine o'clock tonight? Okay, I got it."

"And why do you sound so weak and listless? Did you go off doing something naughty?"

"Anyway, you better watch yourself and don't bully little girls, or your dad will break your legs."

"I've hung up. Your dad and I are having dinner with the neighbors right now, and we're planning to watch the National Day Gala live later."

"I don't know who told them that you wrote Xiaolinlin's new song, it's so hard to guess... right, old buddy?"

Si Hua slumped onto the sofa, answered his mother's questions in a daze, and finally managed to hang up the phone.

But he still stared at the ceiling of his rented room with a look of utter despair.

There were two other humanoid slimes like him in the room at this time, one named Chen Yu and the other named Zhou Zhe.

The reason we're in this state is because we have to go back to a day ago.

Because the National Day Gala broadcast is closed 24 hours before the show, all the artists have to be on call around the clock. So the three brothers, who were dumped by their goddess, decided to go watch the National Day flag-raising ceremony.

So, before dawn on the 1st, the three young men went to wander around Tiananmen Square.

After staying up all night, I finally managed to snag an epic first-row spot for the general public, taking advantage of my peak physical condition after just finishing military training.

I was able to see the flag-raising ceremony on National Day, just as I had hoped.

Before their excitement had even subsided, the three brothers went to the Drum Tower for a very special Beijing-style breakfast.

Fermented mung bean juice, stir-fried liver, fried dough rings...

It contains extremely high levels of iodine.

Of course, as a soul returning to familiar territory, Douzhi (fermented mung bean juice) was something Si Hua strongly recommended to his two brothers.

And very cunningly, he set up his phone, ready to record the two of them drinking soy milk.

They even specially chose two local elderly men behind the two as the background for the video.

He clearly already knew what mischief he was going to get up to.

As for drinking soy milk by myself?

No way! I already stepped into a hole dug by my indigenous friends in my past life. In this life, I finally have the chance to give away a new hole to someone else. How awesome is that!

Sure enough, the moment the two men simultaneously ejaculated milky white liquid, the old men's gratified and satisfied laughter never stopped!

At this moment, Chen Yu and Zhou Zhe's study trip in Beijing was perfect.

After suffering heavy blows to both their bodies and minds, the two, along with Si Hua whose body was completely emptied, finally returned to Si Hua's Wonderful House before they burned out completely.

He could no longer get up.

As soon as they entered, the three brothers instinctively found a place to lie down and fell asleep immediately.

It wasn't until Si Hua's mother, Tang Huijuan, called that the three of them woke up from their dazed dream.

"Who is this 'old friend' that Auntie is talking about?"

Zhou Zhe felt his mind was noticeably slower.

"My godfather... my godparents usually tease each other by calling each other 'old buddy' and 'young buddy'."

"Later, my parents also learned it..."

Before Si Hua could speak, Chen Yu, with his eyes vacant, gave his answer.

"six."

Meanwhile, Si Hua seemed to have successfully started the machine, patted the mattress, and immediately got up.

"Alright, guys, let's find something to eat first. We still need to boost Lin Lin's ratings later!"

"The cosplay props I prepared for you have also arrived. I'll teach you how to use them later."

The comic convention in a few days is a great place to cause some trouble, so I need to teach these two greenhorns a lesson.

"Please allow me three more minutes."

Same as above.

"Are you two still savoring the soy milk? Want some more?"

"Get lost." X2