Strange in public! Trying to conceive in private! Pampered and kissed every night.

Fu Xiaochen's hands were empty.

He was truly amazed today: "You can take back something you've given away?"

Fu Xiaochen looked at Qin Yuhe with disbelief: "Qin Yuhe, you're not such a tasteless person."

Qin Yuhe gripped the car keys tightly with both hands: "What's wrong with going back on your word for your wife?"

Fu Xiaochen laughed in exasperation: "Qin Yuhe, you're really something, you're too much! You agreed so readily yesterday, and you agreed so readily today. I even told you the secrets of kissing, and you turned around and went back on your word."

"Are you making a fool of me?!"

Qin Yuhe: "There's nothing I can do if that's how you think."

Fu Xiaochen: "Scumbag!"

Qin Yuhe, being the party in the wrong, proposed a compensation plan: "I have a Bugatti sports car in my garage, the Sound of the Night, which is also a limited edition of one in the world. I can give it to you."

Fu Xiaochen: "Who cares about your beat-up car? What I lack isn't a car, it's my dream car. I just want the Goddess of the Night."

Qin Yuhe: "That's also my wife's favorite. If I had to choose between my cousin and my wife, I would definitely choose my wife."

Fu Xiaochen felt as if a large steamed bun was stuck in his throat, and he was choking on it.

Qin Yuhe countered with, "If you had to choose between me and your wife, who would you choose?"

Fu Xiaochen: "Isn't that obvious? Of course I'll choose my wife."

Qin Yuhe: "So what nonsense are you spouting to me?"

Fu Xiaochen felt like a bunch of little elves were having a party in his head, and it was buzzing and throbbing.

Damn it, I got ripped off!

The other party even acted as if it were perfectly normal to solicit prostitutes!

This person is his cousin, his biological cousin!

He came to pick up his car happily today, but ended up feeling very angry.

Fu Xiaochen asked himself honestly, if he were Qin Yuhe, he would have done the same.

He understood the reasoning, but he was still very angry.

He's the one who gets bullied.

Qin Yuhe walked into the kitchen and picked up a clay pot rice dish with spare ribs and black bean sauce.

Fu Xiaochen followed him and poured a bottle of chili peppers into his bowl: "I'll make sure you don't die from the spiciness!"

Qin Yuhe remained calm: "I was just preparing to test my tolerance for spicy food, cousin, you're helping me out."

Fu Xiaochen: "..."

After returning home, Fu Xiaochen thought about it over and over again, but he still couldn't swallow his anger, so he sent Qin Yuhe a box of razor blades.

Upon receiving this "gift," Qin Yuhe immediately sent him a return gift:

A box of condoms, the smallest size, mini condoms.

And a small note was attached:

[Cousin, this size condom will definitely fit you perfectly.]

Fu Xiaochen coughed up a mouthful of blood.

.........

The Qin family home, living room.

After finishing 88 plates of snowflake beef, Song Tingye was finally full.

Qin Yuhe carried a plate full of food upstairs to the second floor.

Song Tingye: "Brother-in-law, Mr. Fu just mentioned some kissing secrets. Are you going to trade your car for those secrets?"

Qin Yuhe: "Children shouldn't meddle in adult matters."

Song Tingye: "What kissing secret manual is worth trading a sports car for? This kissing secret manual must be incredibly effective. If I kissed a woman according to this manual, wouldn't that be amazing!"

"Brother-in-law, I'm not young anymore. In another year, I can have a girlfriend. Can you tell me your kissing secrets?"

Qin Yuhe: "Let's talk about it a year from now."

What if he told Song Tingye now, and Song Tingye found a girl to practice on?

Isn't this setting a bad example for children?

Which family's little girl is going to suffer?

Qin Yuhe stepped towards the spiral staircase.

Watching his retreating figure, Song Tingye muttered, "Stingy guy, drinking cold water, he'll turn into a devil after drinking cold water."

After Qin Yuhe's figure disappeared on the second floor, Song Tingye looked towards the study with the door slightly ajar.

He stood up, looked around, and seeing no servants present, sneakily made his way to the study.

My brother-in-law likes to keep documents and books in his study, and he often uses the computer in the study to log into WeChat.

Perhaps the secret to kissing can be found in the study.

Song Tingye sneaked into the study.

He glanced around at the bookshelves filled with books, then looked back and focused on the laptop on the desk.

Song Tingye walked over and sat in the chair that Qin Yuhe had sat in.

He opened the closed laptop, pressed the power button, and the screen lit up.

Qin Yuhe's laptop was not password protected because no one ever dared to peek at it.

There is now.

Song Tingye clicked the mouse, and the computer was turned on.

The screen was still showing the video Qin Yuhe had watched last night—

A man and a woman are embracing tightly and passionately kissing.

Tongues intertwined, drawing out silvery threads.

A visually stunning opening screen attack!

This startled Song Tingye so much that he jumped up from his chair: "Holy crap!"

Large-scale!

For Song Tingye right now, this is absolutely outrageous!

He had never seen anything like it before.

Song Tingye's heart was pounding.

He clutched his chest for a while before regaining his senses.

Does my brother-in-law usually watch this kind of stuff?

When his brother-in-law was home, he would stay in the study. Song Tingye always thought he was busy with work, but he never expected him to be looking at this kind of thing!

That lewd brother-in-law!

Song Tingye's eyes were fixed on the computer screen.

Okay, okay, you're using this to test him, aren't you?

As a model student with impeccable morals, Song Tingye decisively closed his laptop.

He walked out of the study with a righteous and awe-inspiring air.

Three seconds later, he came back.

I sat down in my chair, opened my laptop, clicked the mouse, and clicked play video—all in one smooth motion. Time to watch!

Background noise kept coming from the study:

"The 57th kissing tutorial video has finished playing. Next, we will play a tutorial video on tongue kissing."

"The 58th kissing tutorial video has finished playing. Next, we will play the tutorial video for the gum kiss."

"The 59th kissing tutorial video has finished playing. Next, we will play the deep throat kiss tutorial video."

"The 70st kissing video has finished playing..."

"The 80st kissing video has finished playing..."

"The 101st kissing video has finished playing..."

Song Tingye watched with great interest, completely absorbed, his eyes glued to the screen, his face as red as a monkey's bottom.

Suddenly, a clear, crisp girl's voice rang in my ears: "What are you looking at?"

Song Tingye suddenly looked up and saw a girl in a white dress standing next to him.

The girl had a small, fair face, clear and pure pupils, a delicate nose, pink lips, a slender figure, and clean, cool white skin, exceptionally white, like a radiant little elf.

Song Tingye felt his eyes were dazzled.

He slammed the laptop shut and asked, "Who are you?"

The girl replied, "I am a little princess."

Song Tingye: "I'm the Jade Emperor, too."

The girl pointed to the laptop and said, "I am Qin Yuyan, the younger sister of the owner of this computer."

Song Tingye understood: "You are my brother-in-law's little sister."

Qin Yuyan: "You are my sister-in-law's little brother."

Song Tingye: "…………I'm not a three-year-old anymore, I'm all grown up now, don't use the term 'little brother' to describe me."

Qin Yuyan: "You seem to be really bothered by the term 'little brother.' Can you tell me why?"

Song Tingye: "…………………"

"Fine, fine, call me whatever you want."

Qin Yuyan: "What were you looking at just now?"

Song Tingye: "I use the computer to look up some study materials."

Qin Yuyan smiled cleverly: "You're lying, I saw it all just now, you were peeping at other people kissing."

Song Tingye gripped the ground with his toes.

"Since you saw me peeking at other people kissing, why are you asking me? Are you deliberately trying to embarrass me?"

Qin Yuyan laughed and said, "Yes, I'm deliberately trying to embarrass you."

Song Tingye is truly a black-boned chicken and a mackerel.

He picked up his laptop and walked towards the door.

Qin Yuyan ran over with her slender legs, her white skirt billowing in the wind, the light fabric swaying in the air in beautiful arcs.

The girl's white skirt swept past the boy's black trousers.

Qin Yuyan stood opposite Song Tingye, stretching out her arms to block his way.

"I won't let you leave."

Song Tingye: "Why?"

Qin Yuyan: "Leave your computer here, and I'll let you go."

Song Tingye: "No, I have to take it for studying."

Qin Yuyan: "Who are you kidding? You must have taken it and then peeked at other people kissing."

Song Tingye: "What's wrong with me? Are you my mother or my sister? You can't control me."

"I don't care about you," Qin Yuyan said with a sly smile, "I'll tell your sister and brother-in-law about you peeping at other people kissing!"

Song Tingye's arrogance vanished instantly.

He guessed it too: "You insisted I leave the computer because you wanted to peek at other people kissing, didn't you?"

Qin Yuyan didn't hide it at all: "Yes, I just wanted to peek at other people kissing."

Song Tingye's lips twitched slightly, taken aback by the other party's bluntness.

Qin Yuyan offered a solution: "Since you want to watch it and I want to watch it too, we can watch it together."

Song Tingye thought about it and realized that it was just like watching a movie, so there was nothing wrong with it.

"OK."

The laptop was opened, placed on the table, and started playing a video.

Qin Yuyan and Song Tingye sat side by side, peeking at others kissing.

Before long, both of their faces turned into monkey butts.

By chance, the two looked at each other at the same time, their gazes falling simultaneously on each other's lips...