If you're going on a blind date, do it properly, don't confiscate my property!

Nuannuan: [Introduced by an acquaintance, 800 per session]

[Overnight stay 2800, unlimited times]

Xu Lang: ? ? ? ?

this……??

800 per time?

Overnight stay 2800, unlimited times?

Selling?

Is this supposed to be a blind date? Isn't this just a blatantly priced "XX service"?

Xu Lang took a deep breath, suppressing the urge to call the police, and typed out a line of text with trembling hands:

I was introduced to this blind date by a matchmaking agency.

The next second—

[“Nuannuan” retracted a message.]

[“Nuannuan” retracted a message.]

Nuannuan: [Holy crap, why didn't you say so sooner?]

[Bride price 388,000]

Xu Lang: ? ? ?

It's been withdrawn?

Do you think I'm blind? My internet speed may be slow, but my eyes aren't blind!

This matchmaking agency is... damn unreliable. They actually introduced me to this kind of sales-oriented talent?

One second she's parachuted in from all over the country, the next she transforms into a traditional, good wife, with top-notch business skills, her main selling point being: whatever a client wants, I have it.

This character switching is even faster than the face-changing act in Sichuan opera!

puff!

Xu Lang laughed out loud, speechless!

People can actually laugh when they're extremely speechless!

Xu Lang's lips curled into a mischievous smile as he replied:

[Let me try 800 first, is that okay?]

Nuannuan: [OK]

Xu Lang: "..."

Do they switch roles that quickly?

Are their business skills really that strong?

Xu Lang sighed and laughed speechlessly, which made the ride-hailing driver turn around and give him a few strange looks.

"Sir, are you alright?"

"It's nothing, it's nothing!" Xu Lang quickly composed himself, waved his hand, and stared at the chat box.

I don't know how to reply!

The other party was already typing "typing...", and the message came quickly:

You book the room, I'll come over, and I need to be reimbursed for my transportation costs.

"Holy crap!" Xu Lang couldn't help but curse, then burst out laughing.

It's so hard to hold back!

At first, they praised the matchmaking agency for its high quality and efficiency, but damn it, now they're even using it as a sales channel for their products?

Isn't that too blatant?

Take a screenshot immediately and send it to the matchmaker:

Matchmaker, can you explain this to me?

The matchmaker's account displayed "typing..." and disappeared, then reappeared moments later displaying "typing..."

This was repeated several times.

Five minutes passed, and not a single message came from the other end.

Xu Lang did not reply to "Nuan Nuan" or stare at the matchmaker's chat box while waiting. Instead, he turned off the screen and held it in his hand.

Turning my head to look at the street scene outside the window, I saw dazzling neon lights and a steady stream of cars.

This bustling megacity is truly a place of countless people chasing their dreams, while countless others are suffocating under the weight of mortgages, car loans, and the burden of raising their next generation.

He was just one of the masses, but by chance he possessed a system that allowed him to catch his breath and gave him hope for the future.

Back downstairs at the rented apartment, the matchmaker finally replied to my message:

Did you go?

puff-

Xu Lang was practically spitting blood. This matchmaker had been holding back for over ten minutes, and all she managed to come up with was this?

You don't explain why, after I paid money, your matchmaking agency introduced me to this kind of "salesperson," but instead asked me if I had made any purchases—

What the hell kind of brain circuitry is this?!

I dialed the voice call directly, and they answered instantly.

"Matchmaker, what question are you asking? Does it matter whether I go or not?"

"Don't you need to explain this to me? I paid your matchmaking agency to find a partner, not a prostitute. Has your matchmaking agency turned into a pimp?"

"If this is how you try to fool us, give us our money back! Now! Immediately! Right now!"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Xu, I'm so sorry..." The matchmaker apologized repeatedly, barely daring to breathe.

In the end, the matchmaker ended the farce by offering two more potential partners as compensation.

Xu Lang was furious!

I initially thought that the travel photos and various styles of portraits that "Nuannuan" posted on her WeChat Moments were from an independent woman who was traveling around doing business and building her career.

So it turns out she can drop in from all over the country, choose any style, specify the location for the client, and set the price!

Damn, their services are comprehensive and their customer service is excellent!

It's so fucking ridiculous!

Is this a case of making enough money and then looking for someone to take over?

Are we men supposed to take on these multi-talented individuals? Are we men some kind of reincarnation of a great traitor?

Enraged, Xu Lang quickly lit a cigarette to calm himself down!

I took a deep breath, releasing a large amount of smoke. The exhaled gas instantly liquefied. It was freezing cold that day!

I blocked "Nuan Nuan" and prepared to turn around and go upstairs.

Suddenly, a BYD Han slowly stopped in front of him, piquing Xu Lang's curiosity, and he took a closer look.

I gasped!

Looking through the windshield, I was surprised to see Zhang Yuejiao sitting in the passenger seat!

The man in the suit in the driver's seat quickly got out of the car, walked around to the passenger side, opened the door, and thoughtfully placed his hand above the door frame.

These details are so skillful, it's as if they've practiced them eight hundred times!

Zhang Yuejiao wore 10-centimeter high heels, tight leggings, and a fitted dress, showing off her curves. Her makeup was exquisite, even the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes were covered by foundation.

He strode out of the car, a smile always playing on his lips.

"Thanks!"

The man said very politely, "It's nothing, Yue'er; I had a very pleasant evening, thank you. I'll be going now!"

Zhang Yuejiao's gaze fell on Xu Lang beside her, and her heart skipped a beat, but her face showed no obvious change in emotion.

"Okay, take care. Let me know when you get home."

The man nodded slightly, got into the driver's seat, and drove away.

Zhang Yuejiao stood there, watching him leave.

"Sister Yue, the person has already gone far away!" Xu Lang approached a few steps with a gossipy look on his face, examining Sister Yue's outfit.

"She just asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend, and she's already found a new one? Can this imposter be fired?"

Zhang Yuejiao smiled smugly and looked away.

"He's not my boyfriend yet. He's pursuing me, but I haven't said yes yet."

Xu Lang was somewhat curious!

He knew that Sister Yue had had several boyfriends, but he had never had the chance to meet any of them.

Although this wasn't her first suitor, it was the first time he had met her, and he couldn't help but feel a little curious.

Looking again, Sister Yue's face was full of smiles, with a hint of arrogance, clearly indicating that she was very satisfied with the person in front of her.

It was only a matter of time before they were taken down.

"Sister Yue, what's your husband's background?" Xu Lang followed her upstairs, his curiosity piqued.

"Your standards are quite high. For you to be interested in someone, you must be no ordinary person. Tell me about it."

Zhang Yuejiao, wearing high heels, never lost her smile:

"This is our first meeting today. We were introduced by a friend. He is a first-generation entrepreneur who owns his own company. He earns around three million a year and is very ambitious. His future will only get better and better."

A first-generation entrepreneur earning three million a year—truly outstanding!

"How old is he?" Xu Lang asked curiously.

Zhang Yuejiao answered naturally, "Thirty-six years old, one year older than me!"

Xu Lang frowned!

Thirty-six years old, a self-made man, earning three million a year, a golden bachelor, at the peak of his career—

Would he date a 35-year-old single woman?

Something just doesn't feel right!

Logically speaking, the possibility of this is almost zero!

Thirty-six is ​​the prime age for men, especially successful entrepreneurs. When looking for a girlfriend, she will definitely be someone whose age starts with 2, and she would never be someone whose age starts with 3.

But seeing the smile on Sister Yue's face, it seemed she had already fallen for her; if one were to argue with her, one would likely be met with a barrage of angry rebukes and insults.

After thinking it over, Xu Lang chose to keep quiet!

Keep to yourself if it doesn't concern you; don't be sarcastic or act like a jerk.

"Xu Lang, why aren't you saying anything?" Zhang Yuejiao stood in front of the door, took out her keys, and looked smug.

"Didn't you say that men in their thirties all like eighteen-year-olds? Ha, you've been proven wrong, haven't you?"

Xu Lang: "..."

Well, you can dodge the first day of the month, but you can't dodge the fifteenth.

You don't cause trouble, but trouble comes after you.

Since we can't escape, then—we'll launch an attack!