If you're going on a blind date, do it properly, don't confiscate my property!

The atmosphere was extremely awkward... oh no, it was extremely erotic.

With this sudden movement, Teacher Zhou pinned Xu Lang to the chair. Although the soft touch was objectively very appealing, Xu Lang had to appear completely innocent.

He was like a diver entangled by a giant octopus monster, unable to move.

The eyes of the surrounding diners were all fixed on the two of them like spotlights. Some whispered among themselves, while others took out their phones to sneak away. These days, eating a meal is more exciting than watching short videos.

Xu Lang knew that if things continued like this, he would not only lose money tonight, but also break down his defenses.

We must get away immediately.

He pulled his hands back, grabbed her shoulders, and pushed her forward, sending her body a certain distance away.

"Teacher Zhou, calm down, calm down, calm down—"

Teacher Zhou's cheeks were slightly flushed from excitement, after Xu Lang's reminder.

She recovered and looked down.

Without realizing it, she found herself sitting on Xu Lang's lap, nestled in his arms, and a wave of embarrassment washed over her.

She turned to look at her sisters, only to see them staring at her with wide, shocked eyes.

They seemed completely unable to believe what they were seeing!

The sisters are beautiful, have great figures, and never lack suitors; they are also proud girls.

How could things have gotten so out of control?

Teacher Zhou's gaze swept quickly across the room, and all the diners on the entire floor focused their attention on Zi.

She wished she could disappear on the spot and hurriedly climbed off Xu Lang.

Halfway up, his right hand slipped, he lost his balance, and like a weightless cannonball, he landed face down, hitting Xu Lang squarely in the crotch.

"Xiao Zhou..."

The woman on the blind date gasped and gasped.

This behavior, this part of the body... it's hard to explain!

Teacher Zhou realized what was happening and quickly jumped up, as if she had been electrocuted, her face turning red. It was indeed a bit difficult for her to jump.

Back in my seat, I felt restless and embarrassed, wishing I could disappear into the ground. My heart was pounding like a DJ, and my whole body was burning up.

My hands were so unsteady that I couldn't even hold the chopsticks properly. I tried several times, but I couldn't hold them, and one of the chopsticks even fell to the ground...

She was at a loss, extremely embarrassed, and didn't pick up the chopsticks or move the chair.

"I...I need to go to the restroom—"

He got up from the chair, his body trembling, and then ran to the bathroom as if fleeing in panic.

Xu Lang and the other two seemed relieved the moment she left; at least the diners on the entire floor finally turned their attention away.

The most awkward person left temporarily, so the second most awkward person was the blind date girl. After all, Teacher Zhou was her sister, and she had "joint responsibility" for her sister's out-of-control behavior.

Xu Lang looked at the woman he was meeting on a blind date, his eyes questioning.

The woman on the blind date smiled awkwardly, took a sip of soup, and tried to ease the awkward atmosphere.

"Um... my sister isn't usually like this... she's quite reserved, haha!"

My inner monologue was screaming: "Sister, you've embarrassed yourself, and now you've dragged me down with you."

What's most infuriating is that my blind date is just a lowly police officer who earns a few thousand a month. Why is it that the person you're dating earns a hundred thousand a month? Ugh, I'm not happy about this!

She had initially begun to change her opinion of Wang Wanfu: although his salary was low, he was good at taking photos, was willing to flatter people, and had a decent attitude, so it was barely acceptable.

The next second, upon learning that Xu Lang earned a six-figure income, Wang Wanfu instantly lost interest. Even "being able to take photos" became a cheap service, and his willingness to fawn over her no longer appealed.

Why can my sisters eat so well while I can only eat scraps? It's really hard to bear, but I can't show it. I still have to maintain a basic level of dignity.

Xu Lang smiled awkwardly and changed the subject:

"Brother Fu...you guys go and chat some more, I have to go back now, I have to get up early for work tomorrow."

If we don't leave now, when Teacher Zhou comes back from the bathroom after "calming down," she'll probably be proposed to on the spot.

He couldn't confront Teacher Zhou like he had with his previous blind date, as it would affect his relationship with his brother and the woman he was meeting. So he could only slip away quietly.

Wang Wanfu, however, was completely oblivious, his gaze fixed on the direction of the bathroom:

Aren't you waiting for Teacher Zhou to come back?

Xu Lang's phone beeped with a WeChat message notification, and he rushed to pull out his phone as if he'd been granted a pardon:

"I have something to do, so I won't wait any longer. You guys chat, I'll be going now."

Without lingering, he prepared to scan the code to pay and leave, but Wang Wanfu quickly covered the QR code.

"Xu Lang, no, I'll pay. You go first, I'll take care of it!"

Xu Lang grabbed his hand and forcefully pulled it away:

"I said it's on me, so it's on me—"

He scanned the QR code, but didn't rush to pay. He looked at the girl he was meeting on a blind date:

"Is there anything else you'd like to order?"

The woman on the blind date shook her head: "That's enough, no need."

Unexpectedly, Wang Wanfu snatched Xu Lang's phone, then quickly scanned the QR code with his own phone, accessing the billing page:

"Xu Lang, you accompanied me on this blind date, and you paid for it? What's the deal with that?"

After speaking, enter the password and make the payment.

Only then did they return Xu Lang's phone to him.

Xu Lang sighed helplessly, exited the payment page, and saw three unread messages from the matchmaker on his WeChat.

【Mr. Xu, because you need it done quickly, I'll give you the girl's WeChat first. You can chat and find a time to meet up. You can even arrange a late-night snack.】

The second item is a business card: 【暖暖】 (Nuannuan).

You can just say you were introduced by someone you know.

This is the first matchmaker from a dating agency. She's still working overtime this late, her dedication is comparable to those working 996 (9am-9pm, 6 days a week).

The efficiency is ridiculously high!

A smile unconsciously crept onto his lips as he looked away from his brother.

"I'll be going now. I'll treat you another day, but you're not allowed to steal it again!"

"Okay, another day!"

He nodded to the woman he was meeting on a blind date, then turned and walked away with firm steps, as if fleeing a crime scene.

Unexpectedly, just as I was about to reach the door, I heard Teacher Zhou's voice from behind.

"Xu Lang, where...where are you going?"

Teacher Zhou, wearing high heels and without a bulky coat, strode over with her proud figure. Under the slightly ambiguous lighting, it looked like a scene from an idol drama.

Xu Lang looked back and his heart tightened; from Teacher Zhou's hurried pace and the slightly anxious look in his eyes, he guessed that it probably wouldn't be easy to walk.

All I could do was force a smile:

"Teacher Zhou, I have something to attend to, so..."

He pointed to the doorway.

"Wait!" Teacher Zhou suddenly turned around, went to Wang Wanfu and the woman he was meeting on a blind date, said a few words, grabbed his bag and coat, and quickly returned to Xu Lang's side with a bright smile on his face:

"Xu Lang, I'll go with you!"

"..." Xu Lang was somewhat speechless and helpless:

"Um... Teacher Zhou, I really have something to do."

Teacher Zhou said nonchalantly, "I know, I'll go with you."

"Uh..." Xu Lang didn't know how to answer.

Are you trying to cling to me now?

Or should we just flip the table?

He glanced at his good friend out of the corner of his eye, but was afraid of affecting the progress on the other side.

"Teacher Zhou, the place I'm going to might not be convenient for you to come along."

It's so obvious, shouldn't she know better?

Even if she gets the wrong idea and thinks about something illegal, Xu Lang doesn't care. As long as he can get rid of her, he'll be fine. Anyway, they'll probably never cross paths again, so there's no need to worry about his image.

Teacher Zhou showed no sign of backing down, saying, "It's alright, I can wait for you outside."

Xu Lang: "..."

Okay, you win.

This isn't a teacher, it's a human-shaped pendant that has come to life!

He took a deep breath and silently told himself: Calm down, Xu Lang, you're a man who's weathered many storms...

When girls take the initiative, they become incredibly clingy!