If you're going on a blind date, do it properly, don't confiscate my property!

Sister Wang's outfit today can only be described as a "dimensional reduction attack"—it's no exaggeration.

Wearing a dark green velvet dress, the cut was just right, making her skin look as white as snow and her neck as long as it was, perfectly outlining the beautiful curves of a mature woman.

At forty years old, she manages to look like she's in her early thirties, with a charm that comes with age.

The Patek Philippe watch on his wrist reflected a subtle yet dazzling light under the warm yellow lights of the restaurant.

Wearing high heels, she walked with a composed gait, each step perfectly timed to the point where everyone could breathe.

Xu Lang's eyes lit up when he saw her, and he was about to get up when Sister Wang gave him a look to calm him down and walked straight past him.

Zhou Fang turned her head and looked around, a little confused, the lipstick in her hand frozen in mid-air.

The moment Sister Wang stood there, her queen-like aura completely crushed Zhou Fang, this workplace green tea, into dust.

"Sister Wang!" Xu Lang stood up and greeted her with a smile.

Sister Wang nodded slightly, her gaze fixed on Zhou Fang with an air of haughty condescension:

"Hello, are you the one who wants to treat me to dinner?"

Zhou Fang was completely dumbfounded at this point.

Are you a Porsche 911 owner?

female?

Looking again, the outfit she had carefully chosen and spent a fortune on suddenly seemed less appealing compared to the other person's face, which was even more exquisite than a magazine model's.

She was being scrutinized from above, as if being examined as a product, and she was so nervous that she could hardly speak.

Her mind was a bit of a mess!

Seeing her expression, Xu Lang was overjoyed and solemnly introduced her:

"Xiaofang, let me introduce you. This is the owner of the Porsche 911 and also my friend. You can call her Sister Wang."

"Sister Wang, this is my colleague Zhou Fang. She suddenly wants to invite you to dinner and says she'd like to get to know you."

Zhou Fang's mind went blank!

female?

Xu Lang, why didn't you say so sooner?

When she came to her senses, her eyes were filled with murderous intent as she glanced at Xu Lang out of the corner of her eye!

But now we're in a bind, there's no way out.

All I could do was force a smile and extend my hand: "Sister Wang, hello, hello!"

"Sister Wang, sit down. You and my colleague sit over there!" Xu Lang pointed to the seat opposite, which Zhou Fang had reserved long ago.

Without any hesitation, Sister Wang gracefully took a seat, took out her phone, and scanned the QR code to order food.

"Xiaofang, thank you for treating me to dinner. Let's start ordering!"

Zhou Fang's mind was a complete mess. She felt so embarrassed that she wanted to disappear into nowhere and even wanted to slap herself a few times.

Why are you so cheeky? Why are you treating people to a meal?

They rushed upstairs without even figuring out whether the other person was male or female...

This is incredibly embarrassing!

Scanning the QR code leads to the ordering page, where I see that Sister Wang ordered two dishes, costing over a thousand yuan; and a bottle of Maotai...

Her heart was bleeding...

The reproachful gaze was directed at Xu Lang, who shrugged as if to say, "You invited him yourself; it has nothing to do with me."

"Um... Sister Wang, you keep the light on, I'm going to the restroom!" Zhou Fang stood up, her eyes constantly gesturing for Xu Lang to come with her.

Xu Lang feigned ignorance, feigning concern: "Xiao Fang, what's wrong with your eyes? Are they cramping? Or did you get sand in them?"

Zhou Fang: "..."

Zhou Fang was so embarrassed she wanted to disappear. She made a fierce face and could only turn around and go to the restroom alone.

moment!

Xu Lang's phone vibrated, and a WeChat message popped up. It was from Zhou Fang, asking him to go to the bathroom.

Xu Lang stared at his phone, grinning like a 200-pound idiot, without replying.

Sister Wang smiled. These young people these days really know how to have fun.

"Xu Lang, if we do this, won't she target you when we get back to the company?"

Xu Lang smiled and said, "I'm her direct supervisor, she can't target me."

Sister Wang smiled and sighed softly:

"Forget it, I'll cancel those dishes and order some affordable ones instead; she looks like she's about to cry."

Xu Lang's phone kept vibrating with messages from Zhou Fang, all asking him to come to the bathroom to talk.

But Xu Lang remained unmoved.

Five minutes later!

Zhou Fang is back, her eyes are away from Sister Wang. When facing Xu Lang, she can kill, but when she sits down, she smiles obsequiously.

Scan the QR code again to access the order page, and you'll see that the expensive dishes have disappeared, replaced by affordable ones, and the bottle of Maotai is also gone.

The gaze directed at Xu Lang was no longer so piercing...

To ease the tension, Xu Lang started showering the audience with compliments:

"Sister Wang, actually, Xiaofang is very popular in the company. She's incredibly capable, gentle, kind, beautiful, generous, thrifty, and virtuous. She's the face of our department..."

Xu Lang launched into a tirade of praise, basically just piling up all sorts of positive adjectives.

Zhou Fang felt awkward after hearing this; it was clearly a forced compliment!

Besides, the Porsche owner is a woman, do I need your praise?

The meal was so unappetizing, it tasted like chewing wax.

Finally, the party ended. After paying the bill, Zhou Fang felt like she had lost half her soul and just wanted to escape this place of trouble as soon as possible.

She felt uncomfortable if she stayed even a second longer.

Before leaving, she glared at Xu Lang with a fierce look.

"Xiaofang, aren't you scared to go home alone? How about I take you?"

"OK!"

Xu Lang: "..."

That stubborn mouth—he wanted to slap himself twice!

I only meant to make a joke, but the other person actually took it seriously.

This made him a little embarrassed. He looked at Sister Wang, but unexpectedly, instead of helping him, Sister Wang said:

"I drove here, and it's raining, could you give her a ride?"

"I'm leaving now."

Sister Wang walked away gracefully in her high heels, leaving Xu Lang standing under the eaves, his hair disheveled by the cold wind.

I shuddered!

"It's a bit chilly!"

"Ha, freeze to death!" Zhou Fang rolled her eyes at him and immediately launched an attack.

"Xu Lang, what do you mean?"

Xu Lang spread his hands, looking completely innocent: "What do I mean? Isn't this what you wanted?"

"I treated the Porsche owner to dinner for you, and instead of thanking me, you have this attitude. What do you mean by that?"

Zhou Fang's eyes widened, her gaze sharp:

"I spent a month's salary on this outfit, just to see a woman?"

"Don't you understand what I mean? Stop pretending you don't know. Pay up!"

"Loss money? What kind of money are you talking about?" Xu Lang was speechless.

Zhou Fang laid out the restaurant bill and said:

"I don't care, you're messing with me. You have to pocket half of this money."

Xu Lang rolled his eyes and sneered, "That's ridiculous! You didn't even ask if she was a man or a woman before you offered to treat her to dinner. What does it have to do with me!"

He sat in the driver's seat with a speechless expression.

Zhou Fang quickly sat in the passenger seat, still unwilling to give up. She threw the bill at him and reached out to take money from his pocket.

"I don't care, you have to pay half..."

"Hey, Zhou Fang, what are you doing? Why are you hitting me...?"

A full-blown brawl erupted inside the car in an instant.

In order to search Xu Lang, Zhou Fang almost pressed herself against him; Xu Lang dodged left and right, and the two of them were tangled up in the narrow driver's seat.

From a distance, the windshield showed the two of them moving. Zhou Fang sat up from the passenger seat, her graceful figure passing over the steering wheel, her head resting under the steering wheel in a very intimate and bold manner.

During the scuffle, Zhou Fang accidentally touched Xu Lang's younger brother several times, but because she had no romantic feelings for him, she didn't react.

"drop--"

Suddenly, a car in the next lane honked its horn, startling the two of them.

The action is frozen in time.

The posture at this moment was extremely ambiguous: Zhou Fang had half her body pressed against Xu Lang, her hands were still in an inappropriate place, and her face was almost touching Xu Lang's chin.

The air seemed to freeze for three seconds.

Zhou Fang suddenly realized what was happening, and bounced back to the passenger seat as if she had been electrocuted, her face flushed red, and her heart pounding as if she had just run 800 meters.

Oh no! Was that groping? No, was it indecent assault?

Xu Lang also realized... the position the two of them had been in just now could easily be misunderstood—

silence!

Dead silence.

The atmosphere inside the car was so awkward it could be described as a three-bedroom apartment.

"Come on! What are you waiting for! Go home!" Zhou Fang shouted, trying to cover up her embarrassment, her voice trembling.

"Oh...oh oh!"

Xu Lang felt like he had been granted a pardon. He floored the gas pedal and just wanted to escape this hellish scene as quickly as possible.