Naruto: I can decompose everything

"You want to know what I do? Well, there's quite a bit to do. Gather intelligence on the Akatsuki? Collect items left behind by powerful individuals? Collect forbidden ninjutsu like Lightning Release armor or Dust Release training techniques?"

Rin Uchiha kept talking until Orochimaru was sweating profusely.

He can handle most of these things, but there are some things that are a bit ridiculous to ask him to do.

Rin Uchiha had clearly considered this as well, so she quickly stopped making any more wishes and, after careful consideration, said:

"Forget about everything else, the most important thing right now is to hand over the corpses of Hashirama Senju and Tobirama Senju... Never mind, just give me their clothes."

If these two corpses were directly dissected, Tobirama Senju would be fine, but Hashirama Senju would be at a slight disadvantage.

While the benefits of direct decomposition are also good, they ultimately cannot compare to Orochimaru's scientific research achievements.

He remembered that Orochimaru had used Hashirama's cells to create many useful things in the later stages of the game, which was more in line with his sustainable development strategy.

But to his surprise...

"It's not possible right now."

Orochimaru decisively refused.

"Um?"

Rin Uchiha raised an eyebrow, suspecting that Orochimaru was making things difficult for him! He had already lowered his demands, specifically not asking the other party to hand over the corpse, leaving it for the other party to study.

Why can't they even give me some clothes?

Surely it can't be because we respect our teachers and can't tarnish the ancestors of Konoha, can it?

That would be somewhat ridiculous.

After all, this guy is going to dig up the graves of the previous four Hokage and then resurrect them using the Impure World Reincarnation technique...

However, Orochimaru quickly provided a reasonable explanation.

"I did obtain the bodies of the First and Second Hokage, but their bodies and clothes are not in my possession. Instead, they were sealed in a hidden place by a sealing scroll. If you want to get them, you'll have to go there... If you don't mind, I can take you there now."

Although Orochimaru found Uchiha Rin's strange quirks somewhat odd, he still honestly told her the truth.

Rin Uchiha expressed her doubts about this.

but......

It was impossible to tell whether the other party's words were true or false in a short time, so I could only let it go.

Fortunately, the other party readily agreed to all of Rin Uchiha's other requests.

For example, helping to collect the clothes of the ninja world's strongest members, helping to investigate the Akatsuki organization or even joining it, and handing over some special secret techniques such as physical resurrection or even the Heavenly Curse Seal.

Although Rin Uchiha might not dare to use those last few things, at least the other party did a very good job of putting on a show.

They were even willing to hand over the Kusanagi sword, a divine artifact that could enhance combat power, to him.

However, Rin Uchiha thought about it and decided against it...

This kind of thing is still very effective at improving personal strength. Although it's useless to him, it's to Orochimaru what Enma was to the Third Hokage...

Since the other party is willing to become his subordinate, then he might as well consider this Kusanagi sword a gift from him.

He was shocked by his own shameless thoughts.

but......

To Rin Uchiha's surprise, although he didn't take the Kusanagi sword or get the clothes that Hashirama Senju originally wanted, the other party still gave him a surprise.

"While I can't help you find the Third Raikage's body in the short term, I can certainly help you find items that were once used by powerful individuals."

Orochimaru chuckled, then quickly extended his tongue, coiled it back into his mouth, and began to vomit...

"Ugh... ugh ugh ugh..."

"......"

Rin Uchiha remained silent, wanting to say something to this guy.

Couldn't you come up with a more normal, more respectable sealing method?

But when this guy actually pulled out the scroll hidden in his stomach, Rin Uchiha was still surprised.

because...

Bang! ! !

After a burst of white mist, three kunai appeared in front of Uchiha Rin.

Furthermore, they weren't ordinary kunai, but rather...

[Should I disassemble the Flying Thunder God Kunai (Powder) of the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze?]

[Should I disassemble the Flying Thunder God Kunai (Powder) of the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze?]

[Should I disassemble the Flying Thunder God Kunai (Powder) of the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze?]

The appearance of three identical prompts in a row almost made him think he was going crazy.

But then he realized that each of the three kunai was actually a pink-quality item.

"Isn't it true that he deserves to be called one of the three great concept gods of Naruto? A healthy Itachi might not actually be healthy, and Jiraiya might not be able to get all the information, but Minato can really go home in an instant..."

"Are you satisfied?"

Orochimaru noticed that Uchiha Rin seemed to be muttering something to herself, so he asked her.

What can Rin Uchiha say about this?

"Satisfied, very satisfied... But are these the only three? No more?"

It's not that he's greedy.

Instead, he remembered that Minato Namikaze had a habit of carelessly throwing away Flying Thunder God kunai, and he lost quite a few just during his fight with the Fourth Raikage.

So there should be more?

However, Orochimaru shook his head at this.

"That's it. These are the three Flying Thunder God Kunai I found in the Fourth Hokage's grave. These are the only three left. I couldn't even find the bodies of the Fourth Hokage and Kushina Uzumaki. I guess maybe the Fourth Hokage knew about the Impure World Reincarnation technique, so he had the Third Hokage hide his body beforehand?"

Orochimaru said uncertainly.

The Impure World Reincarnation technique doesn't necessarily require the corpse of the summoned person. Theoretically, all that's needed is the summoned person's DNA and soul. However, having a complete corpse would definitely make the summoning process easier.

That's why he went around digging up graves.

Even knowing the principle behind this technique, Rin Uchiha was still speechless.

I really want to say: Wow, you actually went and dug up Naruto's parents' graves?!

It's one thing to dig up Minato Namikaze's grave, but to go and dig up Kushina Uzumaki's...

That's a bit too stimulating...

However, he did not doubt the other party's statement, after all, the other party did not summon Minato Namikaze during the Chunin Exams.

Considering that Minato Namikaze's soul was still inside the Shinigami's womb at that time, most people estimated that the so-called Fourth Hokage was Rasa, the Fourth Kazekage of Sunagakure, who was Gaara's father.

"Well, that makes sense... Perhaps the reason these three Flying Thunder God Kunai are pink quality isn't necessarily because Minato Namikaze is powerful, but also because there are many people who worship him... It's a pity, Minato Namikaze's clothes should also be pink quality."

Rin Uchiha thought to herself haphazardly.

Next, he discussed the follow-up arrangements with Orochimaru, such as when they could take Tobirama Uchiha's clothes, or information about the Akatsuki organization.

But overall there wasn't much controversy.

until......

"By the way, if possible, I would still like you to teach Kabuto Yakushi to me."

Orochimaru suddenly said.

"Um?"

Upon hearing this, Uchiha Rin raised an eyebrow, a hint of surprise flashing in her eyes.

He hadn't expected Orochimaru to suddenly bring up Kabuto Yakushi.

But this time, with prior intelligence and a deal made in exchange for favors, Orochimaru clearly had more confidence in the negotiations. His tone remained respectful, but it carried a newfound firmness:

"Kabuto has an extraordinary talent for medical ninjutsu. If I could have him assist me in my experiments, it would definitely greatly accelerate my research progress. Therefore, I hope you can entrust him to me for training. Of course, if you want to train him yourself, then disregard what I said."

It must be said that after witnessing Uchiha Rin's intelligence capabilities and overwhelming combat power, Orochimaru's attitude has become extremely humble. Even when making his demands, he deliberately left room for maneuver, without any trace of his former arrogance and toughness.

Rin Uchiha looked at Orochimaru, her fingertips gently stroking her chin as she fell into deep thought.

He was well aware of Kabuto's talent.

Later on, Kabuto not only mastered medical ninjutsu but also incorporated Orochimaru's cells, making him a formidable force. Having him follow Orochimaru would indeed maximize his talent, aid Orochimaru's research, and indirectly align with Kabuto's sustainable development strategy.

But the problem is...

Kabuto is still with Yakushi Nonou, so it seems inappropriate for him to help make a decision.

But at that moment, he suddenly raised an eyebrow and looked to the side.

A small figure ran over, ignoring Yakushi Nonou's attempts to stop her, and resolutely came to Orochimaru's side...

"I do..."

......

The rest is simple.

Kabuto seems to have had enough of this weak life, so he chooses the path of becoming stronger, just like in the original story.

She even seemed to have planned her future path, and for this reason, she even rejected Uchiha Rin's invitation and was determined to follow Orochimaru.

Yakushi Nonou naturally wanted to stop him, but in the end she couldn't resist Yakushi Kabuto's request and chose to let go.

In short, it made Uchiha Rin look like a clown, and she even hesitated for a long time for these two guys...

Fortunately, he didn't lose out either.

Looking at Orochimaru, who seemed somewhat arrogant, he silently activated the power of his left eye.

[Disassemble Orochimaru's ninja clothes?]

"Yes."

[Decomposition successful]

[Reincarnation of a Corpse x7]

[Edo Tensei x8]

【Ryuchi Cave Spirit Contract x1】

【...】

【...】

【...】