Water Margin: Gao Yanei is actually a Gal Genius

Chapter 1: If you're going in the wrong direction, the harder you try, the more painful it beco

Gao Jin lay amidst a pile of soft flesh from a group of beautiful women, suffering terribly.

If I had known I would face this calamity, I should have studied harder before transmigrating. Now I can't remember poetry, prose, or policy essays, and I can't even understand basic logic. What am I supposed to do?

Having transmigrated to the Song Dynasty for nothing, I can't even make a name for myself in this world with my real talents and skills.

Fortunately, he had a system called something like the GALGAME system, something Gao Jin had never touched in his previous life.

Who in their right mind would touch this stuff?

Fortunately, the system's introduction was simple and clear:

[If someone has a relationship level with him that is over 70 and calls him "brother," he can extract and copy one of their abilities.]

[When your affinity level exceeds 80, any form of address will be used to unlock a dialogue box. (You won't know how they'll address you once your affinity level reaches this point.)]

[Affection level over 90, regardless of address, unlocks a special CG. (You didn't know...)]

[Once your favorability rating exceeds 100, regardless of the form of address, you can also draw a special reward. (You don't know...)]

Gao Jin thought the system was quite user-friendly and must have had a lot of romantic relationships before.

If you need 100% affinity to copy abilities, tsk tsk... then you might as well pretend this system doesn't exist.

This isn't a fictional world; there's no such thing as pure love here.

If the favorability rating is 70, then spending a lot of money and working hard might actually increase your chances.

As for where to spend money to get someone to call him "brother," the Qingwa Opera House is the place for it. After all, Gao Jin still has good values ​​and doesn't really want to do anything illegal or unethical. Since the Song Dynasty has a legal place to do so, he's happy to spend money to buy his abilities.

Fortunately, he had a wealthy father in this world, named Gao Qiu.

Taking advantage of his father's absence, he gathered a large amount of valuable gold and silver at home and headed straight for "Fan Hua Ju".

It's been a month. Do you know how Gao Jin has been doing all this time? He's almost urinating blood.

Fortunately, he finally managed to collect enough for a ten-pull.

Ignoring the embarrassing noises in the room, Gao Jin quickly cleared his mind of all distractions, because his kidneys were still aching slightly.

"System! Draw it for me!" he called out to the system in his mind.

If he's lucky, as long as he draws a power, even if the women's power is small, the combined power is not to be underestimated. With the power of ten women, he can easily defeat several strong men.

Their agility and physique aren't bad either.

[Congratulations, host, you have acquired the following skills: 'Agility,' 'Equestrianism,' 'Patience,' 'Needlework,' 'Singing,' 'Looking Back,' 'Thin Gown,' 'Eyebrow Painting,' 'Lip Biting,' and 'Gazing at the Sky.']

[Patience: You can ignore all the pain during your period.]

[Skillful: You can untie knots without using your hands or feet.]

[Equestrian: Your riding skills have improved.]

[Needlework: You can embroider now.]

[Singing: Singing certain niche songs can enhance your attractiveness to men.]

Looking back at a man can increase your attractiveness to him.

[Light clothing: The less clothing you wear, the more attractive you are to men; being naked has no effect.]

[Eyebrow drawing: You can draw eyebrows now.]

[Looking Up at the Sky: Any man who witnesses you looking up at the sky will gain a brief state called Berserk.]

[Biting your lip: Lightly biting your lip can increase your attractiveness to men.]

"Damn it!" Gao Jin was furious.

"Is this correct, System?! What about my strength, agility, physique, and intelligence?"

[Host, please note that what is being extracted is ability, not the other party's stats!]

"What's wrong? Brother...Is it because I served you wrongly?" "Brother, what's wrong? Do you want me to give you a massage...?" "Brother...I can't get up, please help me." "Brother..." "Brother..."

The five masters, each with their own unique strengths, were awakened by Gao Jin's angry shout. They all gathered around to offer their concern and care, with one of them even trying to show off his cleverness.

The air around him was thicker with the scent of perfume and cosmetics. Feeling that he had gained nothing and worked for nothing, Gao Jin was very irritable. He was about to shout and tell the masters to be quiet so that he could have a couple of rounds of debate with the system.

That was a somewhat familiar male voice coming from outside the room.

"Has the young master woken up yet?"

"Who are you?" Gao Jin gestured for the masters to help him up, as his back was so sore that he couldn't muster any strength.

"I am a guard under the Grand Commandant. Your son has not returned to the manor for a long time, so the Grand Commandant sent me to find him."

It turned out his cheapskate father had remembered him. Gao Jin secretly wondered, if he didn't become Superman, would he get beaten half to death by Gao Qiu when he went back?

Gao Jin leaned against Master Xiangyu's chest, feeling the sensations coming from all parts of his body. He felt a faint rising of internal heat. His face stiffened and he tried to get off the bed. He struggled a few times but couldn't get up. He hurriedly called out to the outside, "Lord Yu, don't be impatient. I'll come out after I change my clothes. Please wait outside for a moment."

Upon hearing this, the several eager masters stopped what they were doing and carefully began to tidy his clothes. Soon, the masters had finished tidying up the clothes for the generous young master Gao Yanei, and then reluctantly retreated into the inner room.

When there are people waiting outside in such places, the masters usually go into the inner room first and wait for a while, and then come out after all the guests have left.

Gao Jin, who was about to leave, suddenly felt his legs go weak and lost all strength. Before he knew it, he fell back onto the bed and couldn't get up.

Before Gao Jin could even regret his absurdity, the sound of him slumping down reached outside. With a bang, the door, which wasn't bolted, was kicked open, and the person who entered was dressed as a military officer, appearing to be in his thirties or forties.

After entering, he cautiously looked around the room. Seeing that only Gao Jin was sitting by the bed, he paused for a moment, then exclaimed in realization, "Young Master, have you been ambushed by thieves? Don't panic, Lu Qian is here!"

As Lu Qian spoke, he took three steps in two and quickly came to Gao Jin's side. He stretched out his hands to support Gao Jin's arms and used the force to help Gao Jin get up from the bed.

"Young master, do not panic. I will escort you out." After saying that, he shouted into the inner room, "Masters, do not come out, lest you be harmed. I will escort you out first."

After saying that, he took Gao Jin's arm and walked outside.

Gao Jin's eyes lit up. This guy is talented! He actually knows how to save face for his superior.

It's just that his name isn't very auspicious. In the Song Dynasty, being named Lu Qian would be like courting death.

Although Ko Chun wasn't very hardworking in his previous life, he loved watching movies.

The movie had shown that Lu Qian was stabbed to death by Lin Chong, so he remembered it.

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