Tianjin, starting with unorthodox methods to achieve immortality

"Are you here just to make fun of me?"

Director Sun looked somewhat resentful and said irritably, "You just moved in yesterday, and you're moving out today?"

"Hey, calm down. There was a slight accident during my practice last night, and the room is a little damaged, so we can't stay here anymore."

Chen Mo explained carefully, looking embarrassed.

"Minor damage? Take me there to take a look."

Upon hearing this, Director Sun felt even more uneasy and rushed towards the dormitory building.

Chen Mo followed behind, looking constipated, pondering how to apologize later.

As soon as they reached the second floor, Director Sun stopped.

At the end of the corridor, the door to Chen Mo's dormitory room was now hanging on the doorframe at an odd angle.

"this……"

Director Sun strode over and was about to push the door open when it fell down by itself.

With a loud bang, it smashed into a cloud of dust.

He stood frozen in place, slowly turning his head to look inside the room, feeling utterly distraught.

Inside, the iron-framed bed that was perfectly stable yesterday is now twisted into a bizarre geometric shape, as if it had been wrung out like a towel, even worse than a defective product picked up from a scrap metal yard.

Director Sun couldn't help but open his mouth, then close it, then open it again, finally squeezing out a single sentence from his throat, "...Is this a bed?"

"It was the same last night," Chen Mo explained softly.

He took a deep breath and walked around the lump of iron.

Then I saw the wall, a wall that offered a view of the outside scenery.

The morning sun slanted in through the cave, casting several beams of light on the ground, with tiny dust particles dancing in the beams.

Director Sun's eyelids twitched a few times, and with a dark face, he walked to the wall and looked out through a fist-sized hole.

Outside was a small river, and the weeping willows along the riverbank had just sprouted tender buds. Several men in shorts were squatting by the river washing vegetables.

Across the river was a vegetable field, and further on, you could see the silhouettes of houses on the opposite bank.

One of the men washing vegetables looked up and met Director Sun's gaze.

The man grinned at him and waved the vegetable leaves in his hand.

Director Sun subconsciously waved his hand as well.

Then it dawned on me, and I turned to look behind me. There was an even bigger hole there, leading directly into the corridor.

He remained silent for a long time before slowly turning around to look at Chen Mo.

"Is this a minor injury?"

"..."

In the end, Chen Mo paid fifty yuan out of his own pocket and slunk away from the dormitory.

It wasn't until the afternoon that he ate lunch in the cafeteria and dawdled back to the third team's office.

As soon as he entered, Fang Yingxia sprang up from her seat and rushed over to him, her eyes shining brightly.

"Chen Mo, Chen Mo, have you heard?" She lowered her voice, but couldn't hide her excitement. "It's all over the Inspection Bureau! Last night, a guy in your dorm area got so lonely that he poked several big holes in the walls!"

"Do you know?"

A wall-building fanatic? ???

Chen Mo remained expressionless, walking past her. "Oh, really? Who told you that?"

"That bald guy from the second team."

Fang Yingxia followed, unwilling to give up. "I heard there was a huge commotion last night, and you didn't even know?"

"I know him, but I don't know that person." Chen Mo nodded and began tidying up the documents on the table. "That bald guy has some weird fetishes though. Last night he came out wearing a red bellyband, which was a bit of an eyesore."

"A red bellyband? An eyesore? Hahahaha..."

Fang Yingxia patted his shoulder and laughed wildly, "That bald guy doesn't look like it at all, he actually likes to wear red bellybands?"

Click to begin the wondrous journey of "Tianjin: The Path to Immortality from Unorthodox Methods".

"Think about it, who in their right mind shaves their head?"

"Really? Hahahaha... I'll ask later, hahaha..."

She leaned on Chen Mo's table and laughed wildly for a while before remembering something and suppressing her laughter.

"By the way, where were you carrying all those bags this morning? I thought you were that crazy guy who ran away with your luggage this morning."

He paused for a moment, then resumed his work: "The dormitory conditions are too poor, I'm not used to living there, I'd rather move back to where I'm more comfortable."

"That's true, I don't like living in those dorm rooms either."

Fang Yingxia nodded thoughtfully. "Yesterday, Director Sun asked me and Ruyan if we wanted to stay at the hotel. The environment there is indeed a bit poor, and sometimes you have to queue to use the toilet."

"But why are some people saying that Madman Bro is from our third team?"

Chen Mo flipped through the documents expressionlessly, pretending not to hear.

She was silent for less than half a minute before suddenly speaking again: "By the way, I have a question for you."

"Um?"

"Is the Flower Pavilion fun?"

Chen Mo's hand trembled slightly, and a document almost fell to the ground. "I've never been there, I don't know, don't ask me."

"Really?" Fang Yingxia tilted her head, a hint of doubt in her eyes. "We ran into Fatty Li at headquarters a few days ago. He told us he took you there twice."

"Damn, that loudspeaker!"

He cursed Li Jinrong in his heart. How could he brag about something like this?

"He's talking nonsense, that's not true."

"He also said," Fang Yingxia leaned forward, mysteriously, "that you like to order girls from Japan the most, and you even order two at a time."

Liu Ruyan's perked ears twitched, and she gave Chen Mo a disdainful look. "Tsk, man."

Across from him, Zheng Changkong chuckled, his shoulders twitched, and he quickly lowered his head, pretending to brush non-existent dust off his uniform.

Wu Gan nudged him with his elbow and whispered in his ear, "...Two at a time, can he handle it?"

Zheng Changkong didn't reply, but his Adam's apple bobbed.

He had passed by the gate of Wanhua Tower many times, but he had never stepped through the copper-inlaid mahogany threshold.

It's not that I don't want to.

It's something I can't bear to part with.

Wu Gan was the same.

The two worked at the inspection bureau, and in addition to maintaining their qi and blood cultivation, they also had to support their entire family every month.

The price of a pot of wine at Wan Hua Lou is enough for their family to eat meat for several months.

"Two Japanese girls?" Wu Gan covered his mouth with his water glass, his eyes glancing in Chen Mo's direction. "How many dollars would that cost?"

Zheng Changkong didn't say anything, but counted a number under the edge of the table with his fingers.

Wu Gan gasped, his eyes lighting up. "Wow, that's incredibly luxurious! It's inlaid with gold!"

......

Chen Mo finally raised his head and glanced at Fang Yingxia speechlessly.

The girl was now leaning against her; the collar of the female inspector's uniform was rather loose, revealing a patch of snow-white skin.

He quickly looked away. "That's not true. That fat guy talks a lot of nonsense. Can you believe him?"

"Really?" Yingxia chuckled, her eyes still filled with doubt. "So what if we go? It's not a big deal. Ruyan and I are curious about what it's like inside."

"Why are you guys so curious? Are you planning to do a part-time job after work?"

"Passed away."

Fang Yingxia rolled her eyes at him, and seeing that Liu Ruyan's expression was already unfriendly, she quickly stood up.

"By the way, it's Ruyan's birthday in a few days. Would you like to have a meal together?"

"I'm not going."

Why?

"Boys need to protect themselves when they're out and about..."