A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Chapter 82 Gu Yun: Director! I need to check the license! (Third update)

"Eh?"

Having lost all strength and ability, Xiao Tian turned to look at Gu Yun: "What is he doing?"

Gu Yun suppressed a laugh: "Can't you tell? It's the MVP results screen!"

Xiao Tian became even more certain, her big eyes fixed on Gu Yun, and she smiled brightly: "You really are a wolf~"

Okay! Please vote!

The director yelled "Cut!"

The results of the four people's votes are in.

Tian Xiwei was eliminated with three votes. Well, the only sensible person on the field was sent away.

"Huh?!!"

When she saw herself being voted out, the Chongqing sweet girl began to question her life for the first time.

Didn't I already say that Gu Yun is a wolf?

Why doesn't anyone believe me?

Gu Yun understood Xiao Tian's feelings all too well, and laughed, "Hey, I told you, the werewolf game here is different, now you understand?"

Oda turned her head away angrily: "I won't talk to bad people!"

"Director, tell me loudly, who is Xiaotian?"

Wang Anyu stood up, ready to embrace her moment of glory.

Well—the moment of glory didn't arrive; instead, Hu Xianxu, Fan Chengcheng, and Shen Teng grabbed him by the neck.

"An Yu, when we go abroad in the future, let's not bring your intelligence and talent from China with us."

Shen Teng was frantic: "Xiao Tian has already figured out that Gu Yun is a wolf, Gu Yun has talked himself hoarse, and you're still voting for Xiao Tian?"

"He was shaking his head and swaying like a shaman; I really wanted to punch him then and there."

Gu Yun complained, "Teng-ge, you and An Yu shouldn't be talking about each other. The way you rolled your eyes just now, I thought you were possessed."

[Master of Rants +1]

Shen Teng couldn't help but laugh: "No, no, my eyelids were just twitching. I was tired from playing games last night."

Hu Xianxu couldn't hold back any longer and punched Wang Anyu twice on the shoulder, saying, "General, Xiao Tian has been reasoning for so long, but you didn't listen to a word and just stood there having a self-indulgent chatter. I'm really impressed."

"Look!" Jin Chen jumped up to prove himself, "I told you I wasn't a wolf!"

Fan Chengcheng turned around and glared at Jin Chen: "Great news! He said he didn't mention you, right?"

"You recruited a wolf as a teammate, and then listened to Brother Stick and voted out the only right person. You two are just as bad, the pot calling the kettle black!"

"well----"

Jia Bing scratched his head: "The smart ones were killed by Xiao Gu first, and then only the two dumbest ones were left. I didn't even expect to win."

""

"Xiao Gu is still playing too well."

[One more talented player]

Amidst their laughter and conversation, the second set of identity cards was distributed.

"What did I say again?"

Shen Teng finally let Wang Anyu go, sat back down in his seat, glanced at his ID card, and continued, "Let's vote out Xiao Gu first. Is Xiao Gu even human? He's a walking textbook, a walking encyclopedia of Werewolf!"

"I agree!"

Wang Anyu was the first to raise his hand: "Xiao Gu is a bit over the mark, we need to address this."

Jin Chen: "I think so too."

Jia Bing: "We really need to target Xiao Gu, otherwise what will become of that guy?"

I think so too —

Just as Xiaotian was about to raise his hand, Gu Yun slapped Xiaotian's hand away: "Brother Teng has already jumped to the wolf's name, and you still want to vote for me?"

""

Gu Yun really wanted to play a few more rounds and practice his vocabulary proficiency.

"No, director, is there something wrong with this ID card?"

Gu Yun was truly at a loss: "Am I the only sheep this round? We haven't even started playing yet! I've already counted five wolves!"

'

"I need to have my license checked!"

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]

Hahaha~~

The guests laughed so hard they were doubled over, all the frustration from the previous round gone.

(Director's voiceover): "The cards are fine, there's only one wolf."

Gu Yun made a last-ditch effort: "Trust me, this time the wolf is definitely Teng Ge. Let's not close our eyes anymore, let's just vote."

"Yes! Yes!"

"Come on, 3, 2, 1, let's vote!"

Only Gu scored 3, while everyone else scored 6.

Gu Yun spoke nonsense with a straight face: "Okay, Brother Teng is out, let's continue."

[Master of Rants +1]

Shen Teng is number three, and Gu Yun is number six. One of them is number 6 from left to right, and the other is number 6 from right to left.

Shen Teng suppressed a laugh and asked, "Xiao Gu, you're a 6, and I'm a 3, so why am I the one who's eliminated?"

Gu Yun counted from his side to the other: "Look, you're 6."

Fan Chengcheng shouted, "Okay, let's cast it again."

Aside from Gu Yun, everyone unanimously voted for 3 and looked at Gu Yun.

"Brother Teng, what are you looking at?" Gu Yun counted from Shen Teng's side: "1, 2, 3, Brother Teng, isn't that you?"

"Hahaha"

"6~~~"

Several people were laughing so hard they couldn't speak.

Gu Yun's cowardly and foolish act, just to live a few more cycles, is really hard for anyone to keep up with.

"For someone like Xiao Gu, we won't vote, we'll nominate someone else."

Shen Tengxiao never stopped laughing: "Come on, 3, 2, 1, vote!"

Seven fingers were pressed against Gu Yun's face.

Gu Yun made one last attempt: "Oh, okay, well, Sister Da Xi is out, everyone voted one."

[Critical Hit! Master of Rants +2]

Jin Chen, who was laughing just a moment ago, suddenly had a question mark pop up above her head: "What about me?"

"Hahaha~~"

The whole room was filled with a joyful atmosphere; Gu Yun's shameless antics were hilarious.

In the end, Gu Yun's life of crime came to an end, and he was punished.

Around 11:00 AM, the recording of the second episode was completed.

Gu Yun's proficiency with the terminology is still a little lacking.

[Master of Rants Iv3: 168/200]

[Talented Player Iv1: 78/100]

[Blue Planet Grass Iv2: 68/100]

Fortunately, Wang Hailong said he would record an extra episode, so everyone could stay in Paris for two more days.

The salary remains the same as before.

Although everyone's schedule is full, they can still spare two days.

In the last two days, Gu Yun once again maxed out his proficiency as a master of witty remarks, and his talent-type player also leveled up!

What surprised Gu Yun the most was that, thanks to the combined efforts of Meng Ziyi, Tian Xiwei, and Wang Chu, his Blue Planet Grass entry had also reached the maximum level!

[Entry Panel:]

Glossary (5): Master of Rants (ma), Blue Planet Grass (ma), Variety Show Star (lv2), Ancient Charm (lv2)

Lark (Iv1)

Master of Rants (ma):

With your witty remarks and sharp wit, there's no joke you can't crack. Starring in comedies can boost your acting skills by 30%. Maybe you should give it a try?

Blue Planet Grass (ma): A male god who unifies global aesthetics; wherever you appear in a scene, you are always the focus of the image!

Variety Show Star (Iv2): You always shine in variety shows, and there's a 50% chance that the god of variety shows will descend upon you!

Number of equipable attributes: 4

Equipped keywords: Blue Planet Grass, Master of Rants, Variety Show Star, Ancient Charm Current Energy Points: 3

I glanced at the luxurious control panel!

It would be a lie to say I wasn't excited; those were two max-level stats!

Before coming here, Gu Yun only thought about accumulating one energy point to draw one entry.

But now, there are three energy points!

He had never fought such a rich battle in his entire life!