A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Chapter 79 Gu Yun: A Flock of Big Dumb Sheep (10,000 words daily! Please subscribe! Please vote!)

"Because it will rain here at noon, we will prepare hot pot for everyone for lunch."

The production team announced the task: "But before that, we need to play a little game called 'Dance Context Whiteboard King'."

The rules are roughly as follows:

In each round, two people are chosen to go undercover; they are unaware of the scenario for the dance they are to perform.

Then, each time, after drawing a card, two people would go up and perform a dance.

The good person wins if they guess the blank.

Conversely, if the whiteboard hasn't been completely thrown out in four rounds, then the whiteboard wins.

First scenario:

At a medieval ball, two domineering men fall in love with the same girl and decide to pay their respects at the ball.

Gu Yun was a good person. He quickly glanced at the card, put it down, and prepared to observe the other people's states.

Turning my head, I saw Xiaotian's big eyes darting around, looking guilty.

Gu Yun smiled inwardly; a wicked idea had just formed.

The director confirmed that Xiao Yong and Jin Chen were the two players in the second round, and the game officially began.

"Okay, now we'll give you the keywords: a dance about a strange relationship."

A said: This is mine!

B said: Hahahaha~

After the director finished speaking, he signaled for the start of the shoot.

Gu Yun's gaze fell on Xiao Tian. She puffed out her cheeks, her clear eyes seemed calm, but her hands were tightly gripping the lucky pendant.

"Come on, both of you generals, which one of you will go first?"

Shen Teng, cracking sunflower seeds, said with a smile, "The first ones to take the lead have to be Gu Yun and Wang Anyu, those two shameless ones."

Hahaha~~

Jin Chen and Tian Xi breathed a sigh of relief, but then they suddenly heard Gu Yun say, "I can go first, but I don't think An Yu should."

[Talented Players] Although they can be unreliable at times, that's only when their teammates mess things up!

Now, Gu Yunqiang is terrifying; he has already figured out who the two wolves are!

Wang Anyu scratched his head: "Alright, let Xiao Gu choose one first. Anyway, he's so confident, it definitely can't be the wolf."

Shen Teng said, "Then, come on, Xiao Gu, you choose one."

"Should I choose this one?"

Gu Yun's gaze swept over everyone, first lingering on Tian Xiwei, then landing on Jin Chen: "Still choosing this one?"

"Are you here defusing mines?"

Shen Teng retorted that Gu Yun just spouted off without thinking: "You're an engineer, huh? You can clear two mines right off the bat?"

"Okay then, Teng-ge, let's make a bet."

"What are we betting on?"

"If the two people I just picked are werewolves, then in the next round, whoever I vote for, you vote for too, okay?"

"become!"

Shen Teng replied without hesitation: "If you really point out two wolves, I'll even call you 'brother'."

"good!"

Gu Yun looked at Xiao Tian: "Come on, Xiao Tian, ​​come up here and dance a bit~"

"You're the blank slate!"

Despite his arrogance and self-righteousness, Xiao Tian strode forward, but inside he was terrified.

"I'll play B, Xiaotian, you can play A, right?"

Gu Yun smiled.

"Why am I playing A? Gu Yun, are you feeling guilty? You should play A!"

Xiao Tian mentally applauded her own cleverness, thinking, "I'm so smart!"

"Yeah, Xiao Gu, you seem a little guilty."

Shen Teng said from below, "You want to be the first to act to clear your name, but you don't dare to act as A. Fine, it's confirmed, Little Gu Iron Wolf!"

"Okay, okay, I'll play A, I'll play A."

Gu Yun wasn't flustered; after all, Xiao Tian had already fallen into the trap.

As soothing background music began, the performance started.

Gu Yun walked gracefully to Xiao Tian, ​​pointed to the pendant on her wrist, and said rather ambiguously, "This is mine."

Xiao Tian's mind raced. Given their special relationship and Gu Yun's behavior, they were definitely lovers!

hee hee~

A sly smile crept across her face. Xiaotian tilted her head back, looked confidently at Gu Yun, and gave a sweet laugh: "Hahaha~"

But then, feeling that this wasn't safe enough and wouldn't show that he was a good person, he added, "It was a gift from you, darling~"

'

Hahahaha "6~~"

As soon as Oda finished speaking, the others couldn't help but laugh.

"Oh dear, I should say it, Xiaotian is quite clever; he even added a line that wasn't in the script, which really made him a hot topic!"

Shen Teng grinned, showing his big teeth.

"Eh?"

It was only after a moment that Xiaotian realized that Gu Yun had known she was a wolf all along and was toying with her!

Gu Yun!

How wicked!

Thinking of this, Xiaotian turned to look at Gu Yun, who was looking at her with the eyes of someone caring for a child. She was both ashamed and angry. "Gu Yun! You lied to me again!"

Gu Yun laughed freely: "What do you mean by 'again'?"

Xiaotian pinched the pendant, pouted, and remained silent.

Oda was unsurprisingly voted out.

"Although Xiaotian is a blank slate, that doesn't mean Xiao Gu is a good person. His performance just now was too distorted."

"

Shen Teng pointed at Gu Yun: "Listen to me, in the next round, let's vote out General Gu with a unanimous vote."

Gu Yun: "Brother Teng, don't worry. After watching the second team's performance, you'll know who the undercover agent is."

The second team consisted of Wang Anyu and Jin Chen.

Wang Anyu plays A, and Jin Chen plays B.

In the first round, Xiaotian and Gu's romantic relationship was rejected?

Jin Chen suddenly shuddered. If it wasn't his lover, then it was his enemy!

So during the performance, Jin Chen laughed with a fierce expression: "Hahahaha~~"

Gu Yun said, "Oh dear, Sister Da Xi, stop laughing, you've already given it your all."

"What? I didn't!"

Jin Chen's lips turned pale, but he still stubbornly insisted that he had not made a mistake.

Shen Teng chimed in, "Xiao Gu, you're talking about Da Xi? Da Xi's acting is way more authentic than yours."

"I did that to deceive Xiaotian. I must have known the situation before I dared to act like that."

Gu Yun explained, "Moreover, after watching what Xiao Tian and I did, Sister Da Xi's demeanor just now was completely the opposite."

"A very deliberate performance."

"Don't try to change the subject."

Shen Teng waved his hand repeatedly: "Xiao Gu, you have to understand, not everyone in our team is as smart as you and me."

"With Da Xi's brain, even if you showed it to her ten times, she still wouldn't guess what you two meant, let alone the opposite?"

Jin Chen, who had been secretly pleased, suddenly felt a little uneasy: "Don't worry, Da Xi, even though you're a bit slow, I'll definitely protect you this time."

Shen Teng flapped his hands: "This time, the wolf bag belongs to Xiao Gu, not Da Xi. If it were Da Xi, I would have eaten all this grass later."

"I'm siding with Teng Ge this time."

Hu Xianxu and Fan Chengcheng expressed their opinions one after the other.

Gu Yun's head throbbed: "You guys also think that Sister Da Xi—is a little slow-witted?"

[Master of Rants +1]

Hu Xianxu and Fan Chengcheng nodded in unison without hesitation: "Yes~"

"Xiao Gu, stop acting. If Da Xi turns out to be a wolf, we'll all team up with Teng Ge and gnaw this grass bare."

As soon as Jia Bing spoke, the others echoed him with great confidence.

"But this time, I think Xiao Gu has a point."

Wang Anyu, the only one on the field who hadn't yet spoken, finally spoke up.

"Finally, someone who understands!"

Gu Yun felt a surge of emotion, almost bringing tears to his eyes: "An Yu, from now on, if anyone calls you a troublemaker, I'll be the first to disagree!"

Wang Anyu smiled wryly: "But my intuition is usually wrong, so if I feel it's not you, then the answer is you."

Shen Teng: "Oh my, my brother Gun'er has finally shown some intelligence for once."

"Hahaha~"

Hu Xianxu laughed so hard he hiccuped: "My brother finally understands his place: the troublemaker!"

Gu Yun was stunned: "No way—is this how we play this game on our show?"

"Is there really no logic at all?"

Those in the crew who knew the truth were practically rolling on the floor laughing; only they understood Gu Yun's sense of powerlessness.

"Xiao Gu, you haven't been on this show enough."

Shen Teng, speaking with the air of someone who's been there a long time ago, said, "You'll understand once you've been here more often. An Yu's intuition is more accurate than the weather forecast."

"Alright, production team, announce Xiao Gu's identity now, let's move on to the next round!"

As he spoke, Shen Teng shouted at the production team to announce the results.

Gu Yun stopped resisting and pointed to the grass on the ground: "You won't make it to the next round, because you'll be busy munching on the grass later!"

"Xiao Gu, you're out by a unanimous vote. You're already dead."

Shen Teng didn't forget to add insult to injury for Gu Yun.

Gu Yun was so angry he laughed. He crossed his arms, sat on the sofa, and waited for the result.

Winning or losing doesn't matter anymore.

He's eager to see how these "sheep" will eat the grass later!

Xiao Tian, ​​sitting next to Gu Yun, couldn't stop laughing at Gu Yun's expression.

This is retribution for lying!

"good!"

The production team selected the person who could best suppress laughter: "Then we announce that Xiao Gu's identity is—a good person!"

""

"ah!!!"

Shen Teng and his companions, who thought they had won, were all shocked: "How is this possible? Is Xiao Gu really a good person?"

The production team suppressed their laughter, unable to speak, and just kept nodding.

Shen Teng looked at Jin Chen in shock: "Oh my god, this is incredible! Da Xi has actually started using her brain!"

Jin Chen smiled bitterly. He had won, but why couldn't he feel happy at all?

"Oh dear! Oh dear!"

Just as they were about to start eating the grass, Shen Teng's mind raced, and he began to absolve himself of responsibility: "What did I tell you? That Xiao Gu is definitely a good person! Right?"

As he spoke, Shen Teng smiled and looked at Gu Yun: "Little Gu, put your hand on your heart and tell me, haven't I treated you well?"

"Whether you're good to me or not, let's leave that aside for now."

Gu Yun took a leisurely sip of hot tea, then pointed to a large patch of grass at his feet: "But brother, the grass is indeed growing quite well."

"You'll definitely be full later."

"Don't say that my brother doesn't care about our relationship. In a little while, I'll save all the succulent grass for you. Nobody is allowed to touch it."

"You must accept this from your younger brother."

[Critical Hit! The King of Complaints +2]

Shen Teng laughed so hard he almost fell over. He never expected the boomerang to come so quickly.

Hahaha~~~

The crew burst into laughter; Gu Yun was as smug as he had been earlier.

Wang Anyu sidled up to him slyly: "Little Gu, you just said you'd protect me, does that still stand?"

"It counts! Of course it counts!"

Gu Yun declared solemnly, "I hereby solemnly declare that from now on, An Yu is no longer a troublemaker, but the queen who eats grass!"

"They specifically eat those fickle plants."

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]

"Hahaha~"

Shen Teng, Jia Bing, Hu Xianxu and the others were laughing so hard they were almost out of breath.

Although they were also part of the grass-eating army, Gu Yun's complaints were just too hard to bear.

Her resentment carried a hint of disappointment, as if she wanted to vent all the grievances she had just suffered.

Gu Yun glanced at him: "Xiao Hu, Chengcheng, what are you laughing at? You're talking about An Yu, not you two, right?"

"You two are such smart people, how could you be led astray by Brother Teng? That's an even bigger offense! You'll have to eat what An Yu left behind later."

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]

"And soldier, don't laugh either!"

"Since you don't have much experience playing this game, you can sing along while Teng Ge and the others are eating grass."

"Sing 'Pleasant Goat and Beautiful Goat' twenty times, you're not allowed to leave work until you finish singing it."

"It just so happens that you used to work in a performing arts troupe, so it's a perfect match for your expertise."

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]

Gu Yun's smug expression instantly made this segment of the show explode with entertainment value.

Not to mention the crew, even Jia Bing and Shen Teng, who often act in comedies and have a high threshold for laughter, were laughing so hard their faces were sore.

Tian Xi smiled so hard she almost trembled with joy; the sweet girl was practically turning into a silly goose who only knew how to laugh.

"Oh dear, this is it, I've reached my limit."

It took a while for everyone to stop laughing. Shen Teng, sitting on Gu Yun's other side, remarked, "This game isn't very interesting if we keep playing it. Gu Yun really pushed the entertainment value to the limit."

"That's true."

Jia Bing had just recovered when he said, "Xiao Gu, you should try your hand at comedy. I feel that's your forte."

Gu Yun suppressed a laugh and continued to throw out jokes: "I won't talk to a bunch of big, stupid sheep until this grassland is gnawed bare."

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]

Those present barely managed to stop laughing, only to burst into laughter again immediately.

Shen Teng laughed as he patted Gu Yun's back: "Good little brother, I was wrong. Next time, I promise I won't wrong you."

Mentioning this left Gu Yun speechless: "Next time? That's exactly what you said when you were playing Werewolf the other night!"

[Master of Rants +1]

Shen Teng's face was almost cramping from laughing, and it took him a while to stop: "Really, I really like Xiao Gu. He's handsome and so witty and humorous. If I were a girl, I would like him too."

[Blue Planet Grass +1]

"Ahem," Gu Yun cleared his throat, unable to suppress a smile, "Um, say more, I didn't hear you clearly just now."

Gu Yun, who had been sulking just moments before, was instantly appeased.

Hahaha~~~

The audience erupted in laughter again, with Shen Teng laughing so hard he hiccuped, "I knew it! Xiao Gu really loves this!"