A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Chapter 71 Gu Yun: Brother Teng, I suddenly don't want to grow up anymore (Fifth update)

6 month 15 number.

Wearing a baseball cap and a mask, Gu arrived at Yanjing Airport with his assistant, ready to board a plane to Paris.

"Boss, I'm going to the restroom. Can you watch my bag for a bit?"

While waiting for her flight, Chen Momo glanced at her phone and suddenly felt the urge to go to the restroom.

"Go."

Gu Yun waved his hand, picked up two suitcases, and sat down on the chair. Chen Momo's all-purpose bag was hanging around his neck, filled with all sorts of random things.

For example, painkillers, bandages, Yunnan Baiyao (a traditional Chinese medicine), and digital cameras.

In short, Chen Momo, who holds multiple positions, is well worth the salary she receives.

"Aren't you here yet? It's almost time to check in and board!"

Just as Gu Yun was filled with doubt, his eyes were covered by a pair of soft, smooth little hands, and the other person carried a faint fragrance.

"Hehe, guess who I am~~"

Hearing the upward inflection at the end of the note, Gu Yun knew who it was.

"Ah~ you guessed it right away!"

Wearing a light green baseball cap and overalls, Xiao Tian blinked her big, dark eyes and sat down next to Gu with some surprise.

"Impressive, right?"

Looking at the adorable Xiao Tian, ​​Gu Yun couldn't resist teasing her: "Want to learn?"

"Uh-huh!!"

Xiaotian nodded earnestly, her bright eyes filled with wisdom.

"Okay, then say a few nice things."

"Gu Yun, you're so handsome~"

Xiao Tian blurted out, she already knew how to deal with shameless people: "Gu Yun, you're so handsome~ Is it okay now?"

[Critical Hit! Blue Planet Grass +2!]

"Come closer to my ear~"

Xiao Tian obediently leaned closer, her face full of anticipation: "What is it?"

"Actually, I just smelled your fragrance, you idiot~"

Gu Yun deliberately spoke loudly, startling Xiao Tian. Both embarrassed and annoyed, she pinched Gu's thigh hard: "Gu Yun! You're so mean!"

Chen Momo, who was not far away, took out her phone and took a picture of the scene.

She booked the plane tickets to Paris. Before booking, Ms. Xiaotian specifically consulted her, so we were on the same flight.

Of course, Tian Xiwei told her not to tell Gu Yun that she was also going to Paris.

I went to the restroom just now, it was just an excuse. My boss and Ms. Oda are a couple too, so of course I have to give them a chance to be alone~

Gu Yun looked at Xiao Tian, ​​who was following behind him and preparing to check in and board the plane, and asked suspiciously, "Tian Xiwei, have I messed up your head? This is a plane to Paris~"

[Master of Rants +1]

"It's Paris!"

Tian Xi chuckled and waved her plane ticket: "I'm going to record 'Departure 2' too, Gu Yun, you're not smart~"

Gu Yun glanced at Xiao Tian's plane ticket. It was the same flight, the same business class, and the seats were very close to each other!

"Did you book the plane ticket for her?"

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Gu Yun looked at his assistant behind him.

Hehe~

Chen Momo pinched the side of her nose, slightly embarrassed: "Boss, wasn't I quick at grabbing tickets? Seats right next to each other are so hard to get!"

Gu Yun was speechless. Chen Momo was just pretending not to understand: "It's not that I'm blaming you, I'm praising you!"

Chen Momo: "Huh?"

Gu Yun explained, "If you hadn't booked the ticket for her, what if this idiot had been kidnapped if she had taken another plane?"

Xiaotian looked up: Huh? He's concerned about me~

[Master of Rants +1]

"Gu! Yun!!"

Realizing what was happening too late, Tian Xi's small face tightened, and she bit Gu Yun's shoulder fiercely: "If you dare call me stupid again, I'll let Wonton bite you!"

"Who is Wonton?"

"My own cat, Gu Yuntun!"

Tian Xiwei puffed out her slightly fuller chest and said smugly!

She gave the wontons special training!

Every day, she would place Gu Yun's photo in front of the wonton noodles, and when she ordered the wontons to bite it, the wontons would attack the photo!

hum~

If Gu Yun ever dares to call me stupid again, I'll make Yuntun bite him!

"You share my last name?"

Gu Yun raised an eyebrow: "Hmph, maybe it'll become even closer to me in the future."

Xiao Tian raised her little head: "Impossible! Wonton is a highly skilled soldier that I personally trained!"

"Since you trained them, I'm relieved."

Gu Yun readily agreed with Tian Xiwei's quirky and imaginative mind: "It must be close to me."

[Critical Hit! Master of Rants +2]

Xiao Tian's face was puffed up with anger as she sulked to herself.

Once on the plane, Gu Yun took out the orange-shaped sun pendant from his bag and returned it to Xiao Tian, ​​who immediately stopped being angry.

Looking at the two little figurines that Gu Yun had recently hung on the sun pendant, she was delighted: "Gu Yun, is the little girl on these figurines me? And who's the boy?"

"Um"

total.

Gu Yun closed his eyes and whispered, "From now on, let him protect your sun."

Is it a coincidence or not?

When Gu Yun and Xiao Tian got off the plane in Paris, they ran into Shen Teng and Jia Bing, who had come out of first class on the same flight!

Both of them came from the film crew of "Pegasus 2".

"Ah! Ah ah ah ah!"

Shen Teng came up and gave Gu Yun a bear hug: "Look at this young man, so upright, tsk, he's getting more and more handsome, he looks exactly like me when I was young."

"

Gu Yun paused for a second, then said, "After hearing what you said, Teng-ge, I suddenly don't want to grow up anymore."

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]

"Hahaha~"

Jia Bing, standing behind, couldn't help but burst into laughter: "I've always thought little Gu was a good kid. In the future, he'll beat Shen Teng and kick Jia Bing in the comedy film genre!"

Hiding behind Gu Yun, Xiao Tian suppressed a laugh, her body twitching like a little mole stealing food.

Shen Teng, who had been hugging Gu Yun, changed his grip and instead put his hands around Gu Yun's neck, laughing, "Oh dear, Gu Yun, don't be nervous, feeling dizzy is normal, it's all because of your brother's love for you!"

"Brother, then you should love me less. You love me too much. Give me some space."

Gu Yun threw out another joke.

[Critical Hit! Master of Rants +2]

"Hahaha~"

Shen Teng and Jia Bing were laughing so hard they were hiccuping, and Xiao Tian, ​​who was behind Gu Yun, finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

"ah?"

Shen Teng looked surprised: "I didn't notice, Xiao Gu, there's someone behind you!"

Jia Bing quickly added, "I didn't see it just now, this little girl is really pretty!"

"Hello, Teacher Shen Teng, hello, Teacher Jia Bing, my name is Tian Xiwei, you can call me Xiao Tian."

Tian Xi greeted him respectfully. The atmosphere had just been warmed up by Gu Yun's jokes, so Tian's self-introduction didn't seem awkward at all.

"Look how well-behaved this little girl is."

Shen Teng first praised Xiao Tian, ​​then took the opportunity to put down Gu Yun, using the fact that everyone knew each other to bridge the gap between them: "Little Gu, you'll have to learn a lot from him in the future."

Although this scene wasn't captured on film by the production team, it was filmed by some tourists visiting Paris and posted online.