A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Anyone who has played League of Legends knows that there is an item in the game called the Last Whisper, also known as the Last Whisper.

It is the only piece of equipment in the game that can penetrate armor.

At this moment, Gu Yun's whisper was the final whisper that pierced through Tian Xiwei's solid defenses.

Plop, plop.

Two hot tears slid down Xiaotian's face.

When something deep within a person's heart is unintentionally triggered, tears will always flow uncontrollably.

"Why am I crying?"

Xiaotian's hands trembled slightly as she wiped away the tears on her face; her clear, bright eyes were already blurred with tears.

This seemingly well-behaved, sunny, and confident girl was now crying like a child.

"I don't want to cry, I'm not a crybaby!"

Xiaotian muttered to herself as she wiped away her tears.

She never cried in front of others.

She felt that if she showed her vulnerable side, it would mean she had been defeated by those bad people, so she would try her best to restrain herself and not show her weakness in front of others.

"Okay, okay, you're not, you're not."

Gu Yun gently comforted Xiao Tian, ​​patting his head.

"It's all your fault!"

Xiaotian's voice was hoarse. She had come to comfort Gu Yun, but now it seemed that she was the one who needed to be comforted.

"Okay, it's all my fault, it's all my fault."

Gu Yun gently wiped away the tears from Xiao Tian's eyes as he responded.

"What should I do? I can't stop crying... How embarrassing!"

Xiaotian sobbed softly; the more she tried not to cry, the more uncontrollably her tears fell.

All the grievances hidden deep in her heart were suddenly exposed by Gu Yunquan, and she couldn't hold back at all.

"What if someone sees us? Waaaaah, I'm a sweet girl who won't cry!"

Xiao Tian's eyes were full of worry, and she glared fiercely at Gu Yun. She was both cute and pitiful.

Xiao Tian was extremely concerned about saving face, and Gu Yun had known this for a long time.

Gu Yun: "What should we do then? Don't cry yet, what if you attract other people's attention?"

Not far away, the other crew members had finished filming their scenes, and the crew began to wrap up. Everyone got busy, and the quiet corner was no longer quiet.

Someone is walking this way; they're here to pick something up.

Gu Yun and Xiao Tian both heard the footsteps.

"Gu Yun! If I'm found out, you're finished. It's all your fault!"

Xiao Tian, ​​acting fiercely like a kitten, darted behind Gu Yun and nibbled at his earlobe threateningly.

"Where else can we go? We can only go to a hotel."

This was the only place Gu Yun could think of.

Gu Yun brought two boxed lunches, then found a baseball cap and a mask, and handed them to Xiao Tian.

They covered up Xiaotian completely.

The two took a taxi back to the hotel, around 10 p.m.

"He's alive! He's alive!"

Back at the hotel, Xiaotian took off her hat and mask and took a deep breath of fresh air.

She turned her head and found Gu Yun staring at her.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Xiao Tian had a fierce, dirty face with dried tear stains, like a stray kitten warily watching a stranger.

"I've already made a promise. The entire hotel is full of our film crew right now, so I can't help you book another hotel."

"So you'll probably be sleeping with me tonight."

"I, in my great mercy, will allow you to sleep on the sofa."

Gu Yun emphasized.

"Why should I sleep on the sofa?"

"I'm in this state today because of you! I'm already being kind by not letting you sleep on the floor while I sleep in the bed."

Xiao Tian reversed the order of things and, with a smack, took over the big bed.

Gu Yun was truly at his wit's end.

He can't just let Xiaotian out now; the whole building is full of people, and it could have a bad influence if word gets out.

Oda is still in her rising phase, so if rumors get out, it will have a significant impact on her.

"Never mind, what's done is done, let's eat first."

Gu Yun would never sleep on the sofa; the sofa in this hotel was too small, and he couldn't even stretch his legs out.

"Mmm! Mia~mia~mia~mia~"

Xiaotian had been hungry for a long time. When she ate the delicious food, her eyes lit up and she made strange yet cute sounds.

His little face was chubby and puffy, like a squirrel stuffed with lots of pine nuts.

Gu Yun reached out to grab her chicken leg, wanting to tease her.

*smack*

Gu Yun's hand was knocked away. Xiao Tian protected the food, glared fiercely at Gu Yun, and then snatched the chicken leg from Gu Yun's bowl.

Gu Yun: "...No, that's my chicken leg!"

Xiaotian pouted smugly, a few drops of oil still clinging to the corner of her mouth: "What do you mean 'yours'? This is clearly the chicken leg I picked up!"

"Besides, you've bullied me, can't I even collect some interest?"

As she spoke, Xiao Tian picked up the spoon again, scooped a large spoonful of rice from Gu Yun's bowl, stuffed it into her mouth, her eyes curved into crescents, her chin tilted back, and her nostrils pointed at Gu Yun.

She also raised her small fist, trying her best to look fierce.

"Mia~mia~mia~ What are you looking at?"

Xiao Tian was extremely smug: "Hmph~ Your food is my food, you disagree? If you disagree, I'll bite you~~"

Gu Yun couldn't help but chuckle.

Tian Xiwei is usually a sunny and sweet girl, walking with a confident stride, full of energy, and has an adorable personality.

Hmm, today is a bit unusual.

Perhaps it was Gu Yun who opened Xiao Tian's heart and truly touched her soul.

Or perhaps, this is what Oda is really like.

Naïve, childish, a glutton, and when eating delicious food, she makes a satisfied "miamiamia~" sound.

Gu Yun decided to raise a Tian Xiwei.

After finishing her meal, Tian Xi shook her heavy head slightly: "Gu Yun, help me take off my wig, my neck is going to break!"

"Knowing it's heavy, why did you wear it so far?"

Gu Yun helped her remove her wig, and under the hotel lights, steam was still rising from the top of her head.

"Ugh, it stinks! I need to take a shower!"

Xiao Tian's nostrils twitched slightly, and she immediately made a face like a sour gourd. She naturally changed into Gu Yun's slippers and ran into the bathroom.

After a series of rustling sounds, the sound of running water came from the bathroom. Xiaotian belatedly exclaimed in surprise:

"Wanla, Wanla! Gu Yun, I don't have any change of clothes, what should I do?"

"Now you know it's over?"

Gu Yun said irritably, "Xiao Tian acts on a whim, and he can't stop her no matter what she does: 'Fine, you go ahead and wash, I'll take care of it for you.'"

Gu Yun left the room and called Chen Momo.

About twenty minutes later, Chen Momo came running over, panting, carrying a large bag, and looking resentful:

"Boss, I can forgive you for sneaking away from the theater and leaving me waiting all day, but I don't feel wronged at all for making me run errands."

"But, but... I beg you, please tell me you don't have a cross-dressing fetish?!"

Chen Momo was truly devastated. If Gu Yun really had a cross-dressing fetish, she would never be able to look him in the eye again!

"What do you mean, transvestism? Can't you think of anything clean with your brain?"

Gu Yun poked Chen Momo's forehead and said speechlessly, "This isn't what I'm wearing, it's for Teacher Xiao Tian. She came to the set to see me this afternoon."

"Oh~ So Mr. Oda is inside?"

Chen Momo's expression changed dramatically, giving her a knowing look: "Boss, don't worry, I promise I'll keep it a secret!!"

"Get lost, you're just gossiping all day long."

After shooing Chen Momo away, Gu Yun carried the bag into the room. Xiao Tian had already finished showering and was sitting on the edge of the bed wrapped in Gu Yun's light blue bath towel.

Her wet hair hung down her back, her fair neck and arms were exposed, and her long, fair, and shapely legs were together, making her exceptionally pleasing to the eye.

The bath towel was still a bit small, revealing half of her plump, white breasts.

Perhaps feeling that Gu Yun's slippers were too big and didn't fit, Xiao Tian simply kicked them off, her delicate little feet dangling in the air.