A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

"Of course I share the same idea as Mr. Yang."

Yang Li tried to salvage the situation, knowing that if she didn't handle this topic well, she wouldn't get the money and would be fired again.

"However, the male product manager patted his chest and told me that their product quality was guaranteed, and I trusted him at the time."

But I never expected something like that to happen.

Yang Zi adjusted his sunglasses on the bridge of his nose:

"Why specifically emphasize that the product manager is male? What, are you saying all men are bad, or do you trust men less?"

In short, Yang Li's newly composed lyrics were completely blocked.

She's making a comeback now because of the label she carries as a female "mouth double".

When choosing her words and constructing sentences, she would always pay attention to this label, and blame the opposite sex for anything bad!

She doesn't distinguish between good and bad people, only between "n people" and "n groups of people"—that's the style of her stand-up comedy!

Yangzi's words are tearing off the labels attached to her, how can that be allowed?

How can you collect coins if you tear it up?

"No, Mr. Yang, I'm just stating a fact."

Yang Li, being a stand-up comedian, was quick-witted and laughed, "But you, Mr. Yang, seem quite excited?"

"Mr. Yang, why are you so agitated? Do you think all men are bad? Or do you have some kind of opinion about women?"

Changing the subject and using the situation to your advantage—Yang Li is a master at this!

That's how she won the championship that season.

Yang Zi wasn't stupid; he waved his hands repeatedly, saying, "That's not what I meant, Xiao Yang, you..."

"That's not what I meant?"

Yang Li gave an "Oh," and then said quietly, "So, what do you mean, Mr. Yang? Do you think I'm easier to bully than Gu Yun just because I'm a young girl?"

Yang Zi was stunned by a few punches from a master of boxing!

"Continue the interview. If not, I'll be leaving now."

Yang Zi forcefully changed the subject. He really couldn't take it anymore. If he continued talking, the cosmetics his company was promoting would be returned again tomorrow!

【I am a grandmaster of my generation.】

[Tsk, it still tastes the same old thing, too strong.]

[Why insist on emphasizing "male" when the product manager is the product manager?]

Does this mean all bad people are men?

Why insist on labeling everything with gender? Isn't that just deliberately stirring up trouble?

[Yangtze is in a completely different league.]

Why don't you just talk back to her?

[I'm so anxious! Where's Gu Yun? Hurry up! I'm here to fill in for him!]

People only become defensive when their sore spots are touched. Some guys, what's the rush?

……

Looking at the data in the live stream, the assistant said helplessly, "Director, the popularity has barely increased, but the comments aren't very pleasant."

Wang Hailong was not surprised by this.

Not everyone has the same level of comedic talent as Gu Yun, and he didn't expect Yang Li to achieve the same effect.

Using underhanded methods to generate hype and barely maintain the live stream's popularity is despicable, but it does meet the client's requirements.

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During lunchtime, guests began to arrive one after another.

"Hello everyone, Teacher He~"

The last to arrive was Tian Xiwei, wearing a light blue plaid shirt and a white pleated skirt, dragging a suitcase as tall as her legs, her two ponytails swaying back and forth.

"Hey, Oda's here!"

Teacher He put down his chopsticks and went to help Tian Xiwei carry her suitcase, but Tian politely declined, saying, "It's okay, Teacher He, I'm very strong!"

"Yes, Xiaotian is great!" Teacher He didn't hold back his praise.

After a brief interaction, Xiaotian put the box inside and ran back in her white sneakers, asking, "Hey, Teacher He, where's Gu Yun?"

"Xiao Gu has taken leave. The production team said he probably won't arrive until tonight." He Ling served Tian Xiwei a bowl of rice.

"Oh~"

Xiao Tian blinked and quietly ate her rice.

Yangzi and Huang Xiaochu, who preach profound principles

Mai Lin, Huang Shengyi, and Yang Li—three women, one drama—they talked about all the grievances women have suffered.

Xiao Tian was so confused by what he heard that he didn't want to get involved.

Without Gu Yun, the dinner table was really dull. That wretched Gu Yun, he promised to see me today, and he's late!

After lunch, the production team set up a sunshade on the grass and had the guests sit in a circle.

"In order to help us get to know each other better, the production team prepared a blind box containing all sorts of questions."

"In a specific situation, if you encountered this problem, what would you do?"

With Gu Yun absent, He Ling took over Gu Yun's role as tour guide, holding a colorful box and asking, "Who wants to draw first?"

"I'll do it!"

Tian Xi looked around and, seeing that no one was cheering, raised her hand.

"Okay, Xiaotian, you can go first."

Teacher He walked over with a blind box. Xiao Tian felt around and finally pulled out a white ball. Inside, there was a note.

"What does it say on it?"

Teacher He said, "Xiao Tian, ​​you can read it out and then say your answer, and we can discuss it together."

"Uh, the note said, suppose I'm a graduate student, and I'm recording a dating reality show, and then I'm about to become a couple with another guy."

Xiao Tian sat up straight and carefully read the line above: "This is my identity."

"And then what happened next?"

The others continued to urge them on, with Yang Li being particularly excited, especially about gender topics, which was something she excelled at.

The interview this morning did not achieve the results I wanted.

In this segment, she's going to showcase her skills and make a big splash!

"Uh, what comes next is..."

Xiao Tian put the handheld electric fan to his chest, held the note in both hands and read it closely: "I was late for class and got scolded by the teacher, so I'm not in a good mood."

"Then, I went home and talked to the guy about it, but he was at work and his answer was a bit perfunctory..."

Before Xiaotian could finish speaking, Yang Li interrupted:

"What does this boy mean? I already told him I got scolded by the teacher, and you're still playing on the computer?"

"Yeah, that's right!" Merlin chimed in. "If you don't like someone, you won't care. You should break up with them."

Huang Shengyi: "Yeah, someone who completely disregards a girl's feelings should be broken up with."

"No, no, I haven't finished yet..."

Xiao Tian waved the note, somewhat at a loss:

"The note also said that the boy was originally a homebody, and the girl thought he was immature and idle, so the boy took the initiative to change and found a job..."

"What does it matter whether we work or not?"

Yang Li said with a look of disgust: "This guy is trash! There isn't a single guy who, when a girl says, 'I feel really bad,' just keeps playing on the computer."

"If you like computers so much, why don't you just go live with computers? Why bother with dating or finding a girlfriend?"

Xiao Tian tilted his head, looking serious. "But the girl didn't say she was feeling unwell, right? And the boy didn't do anything wrong, did he?"

Upon hearing Tian Xiwei's words, Yang Li, Mai Lin, and Huang Shengyi looked at her as if she were a complete oddball: "Why would you think that? Good heavens!"