A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Tian Xixi is Tian Xiwei's younger sister and is in sixth grade this year.

A few days ago, my sister called and said she was going to record a variety show where everyone is a bad guy. She was so worried!

Because she was in class during the "Pinhao Zong" live broadcast, and her mother didn't allow her to bring her phone, she didn't know if her sister had been bullied.

"Won't those bad guys bully my sister?"

"People online say that a lot of the people on that show are bad!"

Finally, Sunday arrived. Xixi recharged her Tencent Video membership early and only ate a few bites of food for dinner.

As soon as it hit 7 p.m., she immediately went back to her room and started watching the variety show "Let's Go Traveling Together".

Lying on the soft bed, hugging the teddy bear her sister bought, she looked at it intently with a serious expression.

"You want me to interview Nara-san? The production team is so mean!"

As soon as the show started, the handsome tour guide appeared, and Xixi immediately exclaimed "Oh!" She and her sister had watched his shows together.

"He seems to have become more handsome!"

Just as Xixi was praising Gu Yun's good looks, a dense barrage of comments covered the entire screen.

[Important scenes are coming!]

【Nara Execution Song!!!】

[My buddy bought the membership specifically for this!]

I have to say, Gu Yun is so handsome!

[Those who want to see Oda, gather here!!!]

……

There were too many comments on the screen, and it gave Xixi a headache.

She rubbed her eyes, which were as big as Oda's, posted a comment under the "Oda fans" group, and immediately turned off the bullet comments.

"Phew, why isn't my sister coming out yet?"

Xi Xi originally only came to watch her sister, but she also wanted to see what the famous scene mentioned in the comments was, so she waited for a while.

When Xixi saw Jia Naliang dragging along someone who looked exactly like his ex-wife, trying to ride the wave of popularity and getting into trouble, which seriously affected the recording of the show, she was feeling bored and wanted to fast forward.

The next second, Gu Yun came out with a speaker playing "All I See Is You".

"Pfft~"

Xi Xi laughed out loud. She had seen a meme about Jia Naliang on Douyin: "Brother Gu Yun is still so funny, haha~"

Later, when Gu Yun saw Jia Naliang still wanting to play GG, he directly used his ultimate skill at close range, and the scene of Jia Naliang running over to cover his mouth made Xi Xi laugh so hard she rolled around on the bed.

"Hey! Big sister!!"

Later in the program, Gu Yun and Jia Naliang left by car.

When Xixi saw her sister get off the plane, she thought she had missed the production crew's car and was about to foolishly chase after it, which made me sigh.

"My sister is so silly, won't she get bullied terribly?"

Xi Xi became worried.

Many of Xiaotian's fans share Xixi's sentiment: they are afraid that Xiaotian will be bullied.

When Chef Huang from Breaking Bad suggested hosting a welcome dinner and letting everyone order, the older sister eagerly raised her hand, only to have her hand slapped away by an exasperated Gu Yun.

Xi Xi laughed so hard she kept hiccuping~

Then, when Gu Yun slid down to his knees, begging the production team not to let Chef Huang cook, his sister also knelt down. Xi Xi found it both funny and infuriating.

"What should I do? I already thought my sister wasn't as smart as me, but now she seems even dumber!"

Xixi turned the photo into an emoji and sent it to her sister, then sent a voice message before continuing to read.

But later, my sister still ordered food.

"You can't eat Chef Huang's food!"

Seeing that Chef Huang had prepared a large table of dishes and kept urging her sister to try them, Xixi became anxious.

Fortunately, Gu Yun was there to shield his sister from all the "attacks" from Breaking Bad.

"Phew, thank goodness for Brother Gu Yun!"

Xi Xi patted her chest reassuringly, like a little adult.

Seeing that his sister was still forced to eat a piece of mutton and could hardly swallow it, Gu Yun helped his sister out of the predicament. He was also teased by Chef Huang and Yang Zi, but he handled it with ease.

Xi Xi felt a warm glow in her heart, but at the same time, a strange thought floated through her mind: "Brother Gu Yun and Sister seem quite well-matched~"

With this idea in mind, Xixi always paid close attention to the interactions between her sister and Gu Yun as she read on.

Everyone else ate the food cooked by Chef Huang and went to the hospital, leaving only the older sister and Brother Gu Yun behind.

When she saw her older sister tugging at Gu Yun's sleeve like a child, saying, "Gu Yun, I don't want to go back to sleep," Xi Xi couldn't help but smile.

"Ew~~~" Xi Xi took a picture and sent it to her sister while imitating her sister's tone, "Gu Yun, I don't want to go back to sleep."

A short while later, a long 60-second voice message came through, and Xixi opened it with a smile:

"Tian Xixi, you've got some nerve! If you dare mimic me again, believe me, I'll mail you a whole package of 'Three Years of Middle School Entrance Exams and Five Years of Mock Exams' right now..."

Tian Xixi remained silent, but sent another picture, which was a scene of Gu Yun carrying Tian Xiwei out of the water.

"Isn't your sister both beautiful and cool?"

Upon seeing the photo her sister sent, Tian Xi, who had just returned to her hotel after work, said with a hint of pride, "This photo is now my screensaver."

However, the only response she received was a short sentence: Only a complete idiot would risk their life to save their phone.

Xiao Tian's face flushed red instantly. Those were the very words Gu Yun had used to tease her, and hearing them now brought back vivid memories of that time:

Gu Yun supported his buttocks with one hand and tapped his head with the other, laughing wildly and unrestrainedly...

Dead memories began to attack her. Xiaotian covered her face; even though the air conditioner was on in the room, her face was still burning hot.

"It's all Gu Yun's fault! That's why Xi Xi teases me! That wicked Gu Yun~"

Xiao Tian flicked the small charm on her phone with her finger. If you looked closely, you would find that the charm bore a resemblance to Gu Yun's face.

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Before she knew it, Xixi had finished watching the entire first episode. She rubbed her face, which was stiff from laughing, and felt a little unsatisfied.

Throughout the entire process, she either laughed heartily because of Gu Yun's humor or smiled like a doting aunt because of the interaction between Gu Yun and her sister.

The image of two people lying together on the grass, heads touching, gazing at the starry sky, is especially beautiful, like something out of a fairy tale.

Still wanting more, Xixi went to the official comment section of the program's Weibo account to urge for more content.

Upon opening it, she discovered that many people like her had already gathered there.

I was just looking for some fun, but this turned out to be a real treat for me!

[Yun Guang Ru Wei CP fans are here, make way!]

[Please, director, please release the next episode as soon as possible. Don't force me to kneel down and beg you.]

[Gu Yun is so handsome! My god, is he really just a stand-up comedian? With looks like that, he really needs to act!]

[Please update! Please update!]

……

"Director! The show's a hit!"

On Monday, Wang Hailong was having breakfast when he heard his assistant's shouts from afar.

Wang Hailong asked suspiciously, "What's going on? This episode of 'Let's Go Now' hasn't even been released yet, has it?"

"No, it's 'Let's Travel Together' that's gone viral! It surpassed 10,000 views on the platform on its first day!"

The assistant said excitedly:

"Over 100 million effective views, 20 trending topics across the internet, over 1 billion topic views, and all ten of Weibo's trending topics are our program!"

Wang Hailong couldn't sit still any longer. The premiere viewership of this show was far more exaggerated than that of "Let's Go Now 2"!

But then I thought about it again, and most of the guests on this show are currently popular figures on the internet, and Zhang Xiaoxiao was also added to Douyin before the show aired!

With several factors contributing to this, this data seems reasonable.

But no matter what, his position as the top reality show host on Tencent Video seems to be secure.

With two S+ phenomenal variety shows, who can compare to him?