A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

"This doesn't seem right, does it?" Wang Anyu scratched his head. "We can't do this, can we?"

"Oh, so now you know you can't play like that?"

Gu Yun laughed angrily: "An Yu, you didn't say that when you and Inspector Huang came up and stomped on me just now."

Wang Anyu laughed out loud.

"Look how angry my little brother is!"

Shen Teng continued to follow up on the joke, putting his arm around Gu Yun's shoulder: "Come on, listen to me, let's vote out General An Yu with a unanimous vote."

"I now strongly suspect that Brother Teng and Xiao Gu are wolves. Friends, the two wolves have already teamed up." Wang Anyu spoke up for himself!

"Yes, I also think Teng Ge and Xiao Gu are like two wolves."

Huang Jingyu always manages to quickly join Wang Anyu's group, which is known for stirring up trouble.

Gu Yun: "Alright, let's target Brother Jingyu next. The two wolves have started pretending to be lambs to protect themselves."

Shen Teng laughed and agreed, "I think Xiao Gu is right. Even if those two policemen aren't wolves, keeping them around will only make them more troublesome to good people."

Gu Yun and Shen Teng, working in unison, directly asked the director to let them vote.

"Goodness, this is now a blind throw!"

In the corner, Jia Bing said to the camera, "The wolves on the field don't know who the wolves are, and the sheep don't know who the wolves are, and they've already started voting, tsk tsk~"

Bai Jingting had no idea what was going on, but he was laughing so hard he almost choked. Gu Yun and Shen Teng were just too good at talking.

"I just want to know one thing, director: you know who the wolf is, right?"

Before the vote, Gu Yun asked the most crucial question.

Wang Hailong (voiceover): "Yes, we know."

Shen Teng: "Enough talk, just throw these two wolves out!"

In the first round of voting, Gu Yun and Shen Teng voted for Wang Anyu, while Jin Chen, Meng Ziyi, and Bai Jingting followed Gu Yun's vote, resulting in Wang Anyu's elimination.

Director: "Okay, An Yu is a good person!"

Wang Anyu shrugged: "See? I told you I'm a good person!"

Shen Teng: "What are you looking at? If you're a good person, you should get down there too."

Gu Yun: "Does this place need another good person like you?"

Gu Yun and Shen Teng took turns speaking, effectively shutting down Wang Anyu's next words.

The whole place burst into laughter.

In the second round, Gu Yun and Shen Teng voted for Huang Jingyu, and Huang Jingyu was eliminated.

The production team suppressed a laugh and said, "Jing Yu's identity is that of a good person."

Huang Jingyu looked at the camera and helplessly spread his hands: "What can I say?"

Shen Teng: "That's not right, Jing Yu isn't a wolf, that's impossible!"

Jin Chen stepped forward and pointed at Shen Teng: "Brother Teng, stop pretending. You're a wolf, and you and Xiao Gu are two wolves."

Just as Shen Teng was about to retort, Gu Yun spoke up: "Sister Da Xi, look how bad you are, standing up to put me and Brother Teng down at this time."

Shen Teng turned to look at Gu Yun and analyzed in a serious tone, "Then Da Xi is a wolf."

Jin Chen laughed and said, "You're slandering me again. I'm not a wolf. You're all just throwing your own balls around."

"It wasn't a random decision; Teng-ge and I had a reasoning behind it."

Gu Yun analyzed:

"Given that Jingyu and Anyu are both good guys, and there are six people left on the field, the probability that Daxi is a werewolf is one-third!"

Shen Teng clapped his hands: "That's right, and she just stepped on me and Xiao Gu. Xiao Gu and I are really good people, so she must be a wolf!"

With just a few words, Gu Yun and Shen Teng slapped two tickets on Jin Chen's forehead!

When the votes were tallied again, Jin Chen was unsurprisingly voted out.

Gu Yun: "Director, this time it should be a wolf, right?"

The production team was already laughing so hard they were doubled over: "Jin Chen's identity is... a good guy, the werewolf wins."

"ah???"

Shen Teng and Gu Yun were both dumbfounded.

Jin Chen immediately exclaimed excitedly, "See? I told you I'm a good person!"

Shen Teng: "Da Xi, your brain isn't working properly. Staying on the field is useless. You might as well go down."

Gu Yun was genuinely curious: "I just want to know who those two wolves are! Teng and I have already voted out three people, and none of them are them!"

Despite the bonus for being a "talented player," he didn't guess a single one correctly! Is that reasonable?

The production team, barely suppressing their laughter, asked, "Do you need us to reveal the answer?"

"No, no, no!" Shen Teng immediately stopped them. "If you announce it now, where will we both put our faces?"

"It doesn't matter if Xiao Gu is shameless, but I... I have a reputation to maintain."

Gu Yun: "..."

(Off-screen voice of the production team): "Alright, then we'll give Teng Ge and Xiao Gu a chance."

Shen Teng: "Could it be Bing'er and Xiaobai? Have those two been laughing in some corner all night?"

Production team: "No!"

"ah!!!"

Gu Yun and Shen Teng exchanged a glance, then quickly distanced themselves: "I was actually used by the wolves for the entire game!"

"Little Gu, your acting is pretty good. You're still pretending to be a sheep at a time like this?" Shen Teng squinted and laughed.

"Brother Teng, there are two wolves on the field right now. We both think we are the good guys, and Sister Meng is the real wolf. Let's vote Sister Ziyi out first."

Gu Yun suggested, "Whoever doesn't dare to vote for Sister Meng will be her wolf teammate."

Shen Teng: "I think that makes sense. How about I count to 3, 2, 1, and we'll both throw together?"

Meng Ziyi, who had been happily observing the situation, was suddenly questioned and quickly defended himself, saying, "I'm a good person! I'm really a good person!"

"Ziyi, stop pretending. Good people don't even know they're good people."

Shen Teng and Gu Yun returned the vote to Meng Ziyi.

"You know good people don't know they're good people, yet you still vote for them?"

Bai Jingting and Wang Anyu, who were voted out, spoke out for themselves.

"Calling us 'batons,' Teng-ge, Xiao-gu, if Zi-yi is a good person, then you two will be the new 'batons' duo from now on."

Huang Jingyu felt that he could probably shed the label of "muddle-headed detective".

"Xiao Gu, you were so clever this morning, how come you've become so stupid after less than a day?" Jia Bing sighed.

[One more talented player]

Gu Yun: ?

He seems to have discovered another way to gain proficiency as a "talented player".

So even if you're considered bad at a game, you can still improve your skill level?!

Gu Yun and Shen Teng suppressed their laughter. They really couldn't retort, since there were six good people in total, and they had voted for five of them.

It's really embarrassing.

Production team: "Okay, let's reveal Ziyi's identity. Ziyi's identity is... a good person."

"See? I told you I was a good person! You voted for the wrong person!" Meng Ziyi put her hands on her hips and stomped on Gu Yun angrily.

Gu Yun: "What did you vote for wrong?"

Meng Ziyi blinked his big eyes: "I'm a good person, I'm a good person, you voted for the wrong person."

Gu Yun: "We didn't vote wrong. Teng Ge and I, two wolves, voted you out, the good guy. Is that right?"

"Ah~~~"

Meng Ziyi covered her smooth forehead, looking shocked: "I... I was voting with you the whole time, but you were a wolf!"

Others shared the regret!

"Little Gu and Brother Teng are wolves!"

"They're playing so well!"

[One more talented player]

[Critical Hit! Talented Player +2!]

[Perfect critical hit! Talented player +4]

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Shen Teng spread his arms wide, looking completely in control: "Hey, I feel no sense of honor at all for beating these big, dumb sheep."

Gu Yun chimed in, "Yeah, it was two against six, and all the good guys got votes out. It was a complete rout!"

Hahaha~~~

The rest of the crew were laughing so hard they were almost out of breath.

The entertainment value of this segment was absolutely amazing!

The show's magic seemed to have descended upon Gu Yun and Shen Teng; this segment was impossible to film without a script, it was just too hilarious.

"They're amazing," Jin Chen said admiringly.

Jia Bing complained:

"What's so great about them? They didn't even know they were wolves, they were just throwing randomly. Ha, and Teng Ge and Xiao Gu even managed to pull it off."

Shen Teng broke character: "Haha, that's true. It was just a blind cat stumbling upon a dead mouse. Actually, we didn't even know our own identities."

In the corner, Gu Yun looked at Meng Ziyi, who was beginning to doubt his own intelligence, and smiled:

"It's okay, Sister Meng. I'll send you more walnuts later; they're good for your brain."

"Gu Yun!"

Enraged, Meng Ziyi bit down hard on Gu Yun's arm, leaving a clear mark and some saliva.

Seeing Gu Yun wince in pain, Meng Ziyi finally said with satisfaction, "Serves you right for calling me stupid! I'll bite you to death, you bad wolf!"