A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

"Ultimate move, face-to-face!"

"The Nara execution theme is here!"

"I must say, she sang quite well."

"If you keep playing like that, I won't be sleepy anymore!"

"If Kanara killed you, it would be considered self-defense!"

"Who is this tour guide? Why is he doing this?"

"I knew it! How could Lao Yun not pull something? This is the Lao Yun I know."

"..."

The more fiercely the criticism of Gu Yun was directed at him in the live stream chat, the greater the change in attitude will be now.

The trend in the live stream room began to shift.

"Where did this kid get his crooked idea from?"

Wang Hailong touched his thinning hair and grinned from ear to ear, silently memorizing the name Gu Yun.

Smart, witty, and quick-witted—which variety show director wouldn't like an actor like that?

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"Nara-kun, are we still playing GG? If so, I'll continue playing this background music?"

"If you don't like this, we can exchange it."

Gu Yun met Jia Naliang's murderous gaze and pretended to be stupid.

I'm not familiar with any of those PJ1 or Execution Song tracks, so I'm not going to provide background music for you.

"Can it really be exchanged?"

"?? No... are we really going to lose, Nara-kun?"

Gu Yun hadn't expected that Jia Naliang would abandon all shame for money.

The show has only just started recording and it's already stuck with you, wasting almost an hour. The next guest is almost here, and you're going to call GG?

"Just tell me if you can exchange it?"

Jia Naliang touched the tip of his nose, his eyes darting around.

Having already been humiliated to his face by Gu Yun, he couldn't just let this go unpunished, could he? He'd better fight a little longer and then GG!

"Uh... yes, we can exchange it."

Gu Yun was overjoyed; how could he refuse such a gift of experience delivered right to his doorstep?

The PD next to him was getting anxious. The next guest's plane had already landed, so why was he still calling GG?

We should have left long ago!

Jia Naliang naturally noticed the PD's expression, but pretended not to, and said to Gu Yun, "You're not going to make a version like the one from my New Year's Eve gala, are you?"

Gu Yun said seriously, "What about basic trust between people? I definitely won't put that away!"

Kanara: "Are you sure?"

Gu Yun: "It's a package deal, bro! I'd be a dog if I lied to you!"

Jia Naliang was relieved. "Then come on, bro, I'll only take up five minutes of your time."

Gu Yun patted his chest, pointing his index and middle fingers at Jia Naliang: "He's already calling me 'little brother,' so what else is there to say? Liang-ge, just go for it."

"Okay, here I come."

Jia Naliang is getting excited. His assistant just sent him a message saying that there are currently two million people watching the live stream!

Once you use your "GG" skill, the benefits will be many times greater!

The song that had just made him most vulnerable is over now. As long as Gu Yun doesn't play that song, nothing can break his defenses!

"Little brother, when I say 'start,' you just play the background music, okay?"

Jia Naliang turned to Gu Yun and said.

"OK, bro, just use hand gestures."

"Alright, 3, 2, 1, start!"

Jia Naliang turned around and gave Gu Yun an OK sign, signaling Gu Yun to turn on the background music.

Gu Yun raised the microphone: "China's Hip Hop, is that your favorite...?"

Before Gu Yun could even begin his rap, his mouth was covered by Jia Naliang, who rushed over!

[Critical Hit! Sharp Tongue +2]

"Brother, shut up! Have some leeway with your words."

Jia Naliang's face flushed red and then paled, he was practically begging Gu Yun: "Brother GG isn't going to fight anymore, can we continue recording the show?"

Gu Yun looked completely innocent: "Brother, why did you stop fighting? Keep fighting! The production team said that Brother Liang can stay here as long as he wants."

Jia Naliang shook his head vigorously: "No, no, no, my heart isn't feeling well, I'm not recording anymore."

"Really not going to fight?"

"I'm really not playing anymore!"

"Do you still need to bring assistants? If so, I'll continue to provide them for you..."

"No, no, no, I won't bring it. I have hands and feet, I don't need to bring it."

Jia Naliang was suffering in silence!

Gu Yun, that old rascal, was clearly insulting him, but he was just pretending not to understand his relationship with PJ1.

But he couldn't lash out.

More than two million people are watching the live stream!

This whole thing was their own fault; they can't turn around and blame others!

If we really fall out here, not only will we be unable to record the show, but our online reputation will definitely suffer.

Tolerate!

A moment of patience brings calm!

Didn't I go through the same thing when I sang at New Year's Eve galas back then?

[Nara: I know what he's going to say the moment he opens his mouth!]

[How strong can a person's will to survive be!]

[Nara ran over and covered Gu Yun's mouth faster than Usain Bolt!]

[By the way, was it really only Nara and Shika who sang at that New Year's Eve party? I seem to remember PJ1 also performing.]

I can't take it anymore, I'm going to burst out laughing, damn it!

Nara was practically begging Gu Yun on his knees!

[Nara: Gu Yun, your singing of "Brother's Head" is a bit too green, let's not sing it anymore, okay?]

Who researched Gu Yun? This little gadget is so lifelike!

Looking forward to what happens next, I want to see Gu Yun debate with the scholars...

……

"Huh? Have all the people here left?"

"I just saw them here. Am I late?"

The second guest to arrive was Tian Xiwei, who was wearing light blue denim overalls, had her hair in pigtails, and wore white boots.

I just ran all the way from the airport, and I'm still a bit tired. My chest is trembling with each heavy breath. Hmm, I'm probably a C cup.

She thought she was late, and her big, watery eyes looked pitifully at her follower PD.

"What should I do? How am I supposed to catch up with them?"

Even the cameraman couldn't resist the sweet girl's coquettishness and honestly told Xiaotian what had just happened.

"Oh oh oh~"

"So I wasn't late, that's good~"

Xiao Tian, ​​with her bright, smiling eyes and a small dimple the size of a glass marble on her face, asked the staff with an expectant look:

"So, is Gu Yun really our show's tour guide?"

"yes."

The staff member nodded in agreement, then casually asked, "So happy? You like Teacher Gu Yun?"

Xiao Tian smiled sweetly and nodded vigorously, her ponytail swaying like a sparrow's tail: "I absolutely love his stand-up comedy!"

-

"Nara-kun, the production team has prepared six questions. If you're ready, shall we begin the interview?"

"Uh... I was prepared, but I'm curious, why are you wearing a rugby helmet for an interview?"

Gu Yun and Jia Naliang sat in the back seat of the car, holding the script cards provided by the production team, wearing helmets and face protection with wire mesh.

Gu Yun: "Well, the director's interview questions are really tricky. I'm afraid that after the interview, there will be a free-fighting match to fight."

Kanara: "?"

"If Brother Liang is ready, then I'll begin the interview."

Gu Yun: "My first question is, what are your views on love?"

"I... don't have any opinion."

"So, what advice do you have for your friends who are currently in relationships?"

"Uh... I wish everyone happiness."

"The third question is a true/false question. If a girl answers that she is getting her hair done, is she currently getting it done, or has she already finished?"

"..." Jia Naliang touched his nose, remained silent for a few seconds, and then looked around:

"Hey, could you turn off your cameras for a bit? I need to take care of some personal business."