A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

The recording of the program ended at 11:00.

The live stream was still running, but the production managers had all gone home. Only a few fixed camera positions in the courtyard and the guests' dormitories were still operational.

"Everyone, get some rest. You've all had a long day. I'll wash the pots and pans."

He Ling spoke like a gentle patriarch.

Goodnight, Teacher He.

A group of people walked back to the dormitory in twos and threes, but Tian Xiwei sat on the grass with her legs drawn up, looking up at the stars in the sky.

"Xiaotian, aren't you going back to sleep?" He Ling asked as she came out of the kitchen.

"Teacher He~" Tian Xi smiled and her big, dark eyes curved into crescents: "I'm waiting for Gu Yun."

"Xiao Gu? Oh, he was just called away by the director. Are you waiting for him because of something?"

After the live broadcast ended, Gu Yun, the tour guide, was called away by the director's assistant. He Ling didn't know what they talked about.

Tian Xiwei had appeared on He Jiong's show before and had been friends with him for two years. She trusts He Jiong a lot.

Xiao Tian tilted his head and looked around. The fixed camera position in the yard was far away. Then he leaned close to He Ling's ear and whispered:

"Actually, the piece of meat that Gu Yun threw away at dinner was for me."

"Oh~"

He Ling suddenly realized that he had been wondering about this at dinner. Gu Yun clearly hadn't touched the mutton, but now he realized that he had deliberately taken the blame for Xiao Tian.

Thinking of this, He Ling smiled gently: "Xiao Gu is actually a very good boy, interesting and gentle."

Tian Xiwei added, "She's also a narcissist~"

"Who are you calling a narcissist? Oda, I heard you!"

A soft voice came from behind her. Tian Xiwei wasn't embarrassed by being caught talking badly; instead, she confidently said, "I'm talking about you~"

"Wow, Xiaotian, I've noticed you're getting bolder and bolder!"

Gu Yun sat down next to Tian Xiwei and flicked her forehead: "You called me Teacher Gu this morning, and now you're calling me a narcissist? That's quite a change!"

Tian Xi stuck out her pink tongue and retaliated without hesitation, raising her small fists and punching Gu Yun's arm twice:

"You called me a foodie? We're just mutually tormenting each other!"

"I'm stating the truth."

"What I said is true, you're just a narcissist~"

Watching the two bickering and playfully fighting on the grass, He Ling smiled but didn't interrupt. She simply asked, "Xiao Gu, what did the director call you to do just now?"

"The director said we'd film the first episode for three days and two nights, so I went with him on the same plane to film one episode of 'Let's Go Now 2'."

Gu Yun, who was bitten by Tian Xiwei, decided to raise a dog in the future to help him bite back.

Tian Xiwei pushed away Gu Yun's large hand that was pressing on her head, looking on with envy: "Wow~ I'm so envious, I want to go too!"

"That's a really popular variety show, Xiao Gu, you need to seize the opportunity and do your best!"

He Ling was genuinely happy for Gu Yun; after spending the day together, he had a very good impression of Gu Yun.

"But watch your mouth, don't say whatever comes to mind like this show."

Gu Yun smiled and said, "I understand, Teacher He. Don't you trust me?"

"That's why I'm worried," He Ling said, getting up and walking into the house. "I'm going back to take a shower first. You two should get some rest too."

After He Ling left, Gu Yun lay sprawled on the grass and nudged Tian Xiwei, who was lying next to him:

"You haven't forgotten what you promised me at dinner, have you?"

Tian Xiwei: "Of course I haven't forgotten!"

Gu Yun closed his eyes, ready: "Alright, it's time for you to keep your promise. Praise me lavishly!"

"Hey, Gu Yun, is it a special kind of illness to like hearing sweet girls praise your looks?"

Gu Yun was amused by Tian Xiwei's little scheme: "You picked me, fine, but you also have to call yourself a sweet girl?"

"I'm a sweet girl!"

Tian Xiwei suddenly sat up from the ground like a cat with its fur standing on end, cupping her fair face in her hands and revealing a sweet smile:

"Ta-da! Isn't it sweet?"

"Sweet, sweet, sweet, you're the sweetest," Gu Yun thought, knowing that if he said no, Xiao Tian would immediately pounce on him and bite his other arm.

"Alright, keep your promise!"

"Then listen carefully, I'll only do it once..." Tian Xi said weakly.

In fact, she had praised male actors she had worked with before, such as Wang Anyu and Bai Jingting, without feeling embarrassed.

But this was the first time she had ever met someone like Gu Yun who was so eager to be praised, and who wanted the praise to come from the bottom of his heart. Gu Yun was thick-skinned, while she herself felt a little shy.

"They're here!"

"Phew~~" Tian Xi let out a long breath, then took a deep breath: "Gu Yun, you're so handsome..."

"You keep saying it's heartless, bad review. You need to put your heart into it, not just talk the talk, you big glutton."

"Don't you dare call me a gluttonous girl!!!"

"Then put your heart into it."

"If it's heartfelt, then it's heartfelt!"

"..."

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After all that trouble, Gu Yun finally got his wish: "Okay, that's enough."

Tian Xi stuck out her tongue and fanned herself with her hand: "It's so tiring to be so thoughtful, I'm even sweating. Gu Yun, I'll head back now~"

Gu Yun waved his hand without even looking up: "Step back."

"Pah, how perfunctory!"

Tian Xi pursed her lips, her dark eyes darting around, then she flicked Gu Yun's forehead with her hand before fleeing at top speed.

"Hehehe~~ Gu Yun, consider this your punishment for calling me a gluttonous girl earlier, hmph~ let's see if you dare to do it again next time~"

Gu Yun said fiercely, "Tian Xiwei, I'll remember this grudge. I'll get my revenge on you tomorrow!"

The two's playful banter caused a huge stir in the live stream.

Something's not right. Why do these two seem to get along so well? Didn't they only know each other for a day?

Am I the only one who thinks these two are a perfect match?

[This isn't a dating reality show, you two better tone it down, hey hey hey!]

[So sweet, so sweet! The birds that stay up late get to enjoy the gossip~~]

[Wow, is it my eyes? Why does Gu Yun seem even more handsome? Have you guys noticed?]

[To the lady upstairs, I feel the same way!]

……

Gu Yun probably never imagined that after only one day of filming, he and Tian Xiwei would have a fanbase who ship them as a couple.

of course,

Gu Yun had no time to think about these things. After taking a shower, he looked in the mirror and focused on studying the control panel.

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