A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Top 1: The latest Tencent variety show, "Let's Go Traveling," is coming soon!

Top 2: The lineup of #HuangXiaoChu#, #HeLing#, #MaiLin#, #YangZi#, #HuangShengYi#, #DingZhen#, #JiaNaLiang#, and #ZhangXiaoXiao# is incredible!

Top 3: #RaisingGutsVarietyShow, Live Streaming, Who Will Survive to the End?

Top 4: Will sweet girl Tian Xiwei survive three episodes?

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Top 10: New #Tour Guide Stand-up Comedian Gu Yun's "First Lesson in the Chinese Entertainment Industry"!

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The guest list for Tencent Video's latest variety show, "Let's Go Traveling," instantly topped the Weibo hot search list upon its release!

Douyin search volume exceeds 30 million!

Searching for the hashtag #Let'sTravelTogether# on Douyin reveals that the most popular video has over a million likes and more than 10 comments!

"Mushroom House + On the Go! + Goodbye My Love + The Rap of China + Mom's Savings, oh my god, I can't even imagine how explosive this show is going to be!"

"Even though it's a compilation of episodes, my buddy just loves watching it!"

"Who was the genius planner who came up with this variety show? What the hell?!"

"To bring this whole group of people together to film a variety show, I can only say, the person who came up with this idea is a genius!"

"It's a live broadcast, what else is there to say? You've already got the Tencent membership, you deserve to make that money!"

"What should I do? I want to watch it too, but I'm so worried that Xiaotian will be poisoned by Chef Huang."

"Xiao Tian is alright, after all, he's a guest. I feel more sorry for the tour guide; managing this group is tough!"

"Hey upstairs, what a coincidence! Gu Yun, the third runner-up in the fifth season of the stand-up comedy competition, is known for his smooth tongue!"

"@Gu Yun, take this seriously. I'm here to watch you roast people."

"..."

2024, October.

At Tianjin Airport, Gu Yun looked at his name on the guest list for "Let's Go Traveling Together," his smile even more uncontrollable than an AK:

"I've finally managed to infiltrate the Chinese entertainment industry!"

In his past life, Gu Yun was a member of a boy band that was a complete flop, with no gigs or gigs. He finally landed a lead role in a low-budget web series.

Gu Yun thought he was about to become famous.

Yes, it really did turn red. People crossing the street were smeared by the Universiade as a speed bump, leaving red marks all over the ground.

Having arrived here, of course, the cheat codes that every time traveler needs are also here!

[Entry Panel:]

Glossary (2): Sharp-tongued, Modeling freak

Equipable attributes: 2

Equipped with the following traits: Sharp Tongue, Modeling Monster

Sharp Tongue Level 1: 60/100 (Your witty remarks are always extremely aggressive)

(Each time you complete a precise/fatal critique of a Chinese celebrity, you will receive +1 experience point.)

建模怪lv0：10/20（颜值+3，当前分数90）

(Each time you receive genuine praise for your looks from a Chinese celebrity, you gain 1 experience point.)

Note:

1. Once an affix has reached its full experience value, you will receive 1 energy point, which can be used to draw new affixes or increase the number of equipable affixes.

2. Every two energy points increase the number of equipment attributes by 1.

3. Once this entry is removed, its effects will disappear, and it can only be re-equipped after 24 hours!

4. After upgrading the affixes, the effects of the equipment affixes will be improved.

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In the few months since arriving here, Gu Yun has secretly quit his sales job in Yanjing without telling his parents.

Using the "sharp tongue" entry provided by the cheat code, I participated in the fifth season of the stand-up comedy competition and won third place!

With his accurate critiques of the celebrity guests on site, Gu Yun earned a new nickname: "Modeling Monster"!

Gu Yun gained some popularity on Douyin (TikTok) for his accurate critiques of Chinese celebrities, becoming a minor internet celebrity with over a million followers, who affectionately call him Lao Yun.

After that, Gu Yun continued to seek change!

His goal has never changed: to become a superstar!

Zhao Lusi, who was originally a minor internet celebrity, became an overnight sensation on Mercury Intelligence Agency, gaining millions of fans and becoming a huge star after starring in several dramas!

Seeing this, many entertainment companies did the math and realized that compared to training newcomers from scratch, it takes far fewer resources to cultivate internet celebrities with a certain fan base.

As a result, various entertainment companies launched star-making programs.

This includes Orange Entertainment, where Gu Yun currently works.

Orange Entertainment is an entertainment company registered and owned by A-list star Deng Chao, and it is quite friendly to newcomers.

The base salary is 10,000 yuan per month. The income from variety shows, commercial performances, and other expenses is split 70/30 with the company. As the artist's level increases, this split will increase to 80/20, or even 90/10.

With his outstanding appearance and strong sense of variety, Gu Yun was successfully selected for Orange Entertainment's star-making program and became a signed artist.

Now, having received his first job offer, Gu Yun has finally stepped into the entertainment industry he has always dreamed of!

Gu Yun's extraordinary talent would truly shine in the entertainment industry.

The dream that couldn't be realized in his past life, he must realize this time! Gu Yun will become the top star in the Chinese entertainment industry step by step!

"The show is starting to film tomorrow, and the guest list for 'Let's Travel Together' was only revealed today. Tencent really pulled off a big surprise."

Gu Yun was full of anticipation for the show.

Jia Naliang was even more patient than Han Xin.

Huang Xiaochu, the number one deadly poison master in the Chinese entertainment industry.

Super Female Boxing Queen Merlin

There's also Ding Zhen, the "snake demon".

Zhang Xiaoxiao, who is suspected of assaulting her assistant,

Recording a variety show with this bunch of weirdos, wouldn't his proficiency with the term "sharp-tongued" skyrocket?

Record just one episode, wouldn't that instantly put you at max level?

If another entry like "God of Songs" or "Veteran Actor" pops up, wouldn't Gu Yun take off like a rocket?

"Teacher Gu, it's time for us to board the plane."

Chen Momo, the assistant assigned to Gu Yun by the company, got up to pick up Gu Yun's backpack when she heard the airport announcement, but found nothing.

"I can carry my own things; it's not like I don't have hands."

Gu Yun slung his backpack over his shoulder and boarded the plane.

The airfare was reimbursed by Tencent Video, and both Gu Yun and his assistant were arranged to fly business class.

"Teacher Gu, you're making me look useless."

Chen Momo complained softly.

She joined the company at the same time as Gu Yun and was assigned to be Gu Yun's assistant.

I've heard from my seniors that some celebrities are just pretty faces; they even need their assistants to change their sanitary napkins for them!

Before starting her job, Chen Momo made thorough preparations, including preparing a lot of coffee and energy drinks for overtime work.

As a result, the work was surprisingly easy. Gu Yun could handle everything by himself, while Chen Momo would just sit at her desk and slack off every day!

Her colleagues were busy running around like dogs, and they also had to be the artists' punching bags, which made Chen Momo feel both happy and scared!

She was genuinely afraid the company would find out that Gu Yun didn't care whether he had her as his assistant or not, which was why she was desperately trying to find something to do.

The first episode of "Let's Travel Together" was filmed in Tengchong, Yunnan.

With eight hours to go before the plane landed, Gu Yun wasn't sleepy at all, so he simply took out a printed copy of the "Let's Go Traveling" script from his backpack and started browsing.

The program is initially planned to have nine episodes, with Gu Yun interviewing a guest at the beginning of each episode.

In the first episode, Gu Yun will be interviewing Jia Naliang, who has recently been making a fortune selling products thanks to the "green hat" meme.

The production team presented three questions, all of which were fairly standard, and then left three more questions for Gu Yun to think of himself.

Although he didn't have any specific requirements, Gu Yun knew that the production team invited him because of his sharp tongue.

The question definitely needs to be sensational.

After the interview, the guests gathered, and Gu Yun gave a brief introduction to the local scenery.

Then, the tasks assigned by the production team were read out, and everyone was led to complete them.

This is what Gu Yun does, somewhat like a host.

At the end of the script, there is a line of small, eye-catching text: Please note that the program will begin recording as soon as the plane lands.

"Recording starts immediately upon landing?"

"No wonder they interviewed Jia Nara first; they're using my Nara brother like a TikTok ad, aren't they?"

"The production team is so mean!"

Gu Yun closed the script and began to think about the questions he wanted to ask. He quickly listed five or six questions in his phone's notes app.

"Whether it's three or six questions, it's still a question. For the sake of my vocabulary proficiency, Nara-kun, I'll have to trouble you to bear with it a little longer."

Gu Yun still respected Jia Naliang!

After all, this is someone who is on par with King Goujian of Yue and the military genius Han Xin; he might very well be recorded in history books in the future!

Eight hours later, the plane landed.

As soon as Gu Yun stepped out of the airport, staff members wearing yellow vests approached him, "Teacher Gu, our live broadcast has already started."

"And then, your tour guide work has begun; this is your first task."

A staff member handed me a task card.

Gu Yun certainly knew what the contents were, but he still had to act. With his passable acting skills, Gu Yun accepted the task card with a curious expression:

"What will our first task be? Oh!! Interviewing Nara-san!"