I meet all the requirements for becoming a god in this world!

Chapter 18 Sister Xinxiang

"Women, you know."

"They all like ambiguity."

"Just flirt with her a bit more."

Cheng Laiyun lay back in the armchair, comfortably closed his eyes, and uttered a few words.

Beside him, Qi Dazhuang was diligently massaging his legs and back, his honest face full of thirst for knowledge.

"ambiguous……"

Upon hearing this, Qi Dazhuang's expression turned solemn. He took out paper and pen from his pocket and solemnly wrote down the two words.

Then she started massaging Cheng Laiyun's legs, asking questions as she did so:

"Lai Yun, what is ambiguity?"

Like a student thirsting for knowledge, their eyes are free of any impurities, filled only with a fervent passion for learning.

"Ambiguous... just say more disgusting things."

"Women love to hear this." As Cheng Laiyun spoke, he tapped his fingers lightly twice on the table.

Qi Dazhuang understood, reached out to pour tea, and handed it over.

After Cheng Laiyun took a small sip, he obediently took the bag and placed it on the table.

He pondered for a moment, then suddenly realized:

"Disgusting words..."

"No wonder Green Willow always says I'm a blockhead; it turns out I was wrong."

Green Willow Xu family's old lady's personal maid, I don't know where Qi Dazhuang got his luck, he actually managed to get in touch with her.

"This young man is teachable." Cheng Laiyun nodded with satisfaction.

"Now you say a few words, I'll listen."

Qi Dazhuang's honest eyes suddenly lit up, and he began to speak:

"Dung!"

"Stinky shit!"

"A pee!"

……

As Qi Dazhuang's voice fell.

The entire room fell silent.

Cheng Laiyun's relaxed expression froze, and his face became quite interesting.

Damn it!

Is this something a human could come up with?!

"Isn't this disgusting enough?" Qi Dazhuang saw Cheng Laiyun's expression and stood cautiously in place.

"Hmm, you... you should practice martial arts properly. I think you have a higher chance of awakening supernatural powers."

Cheng Laiyun stood up weakly from the armchair.

"Huh? The left leg hasn't been massaged yet!" Qi Dazhuang was puzzled.

"I can't accept that," Cheng Laiyun immediately waved his hand.

I can't teach him in this lifetime.

This kid would be a problem even if he were a sea lion.

"Oh." Qi Dazhuang scratched his head, about to speak.

But then a melodious and charming voice rang out from the doorway:

"Dazhuang, I've come to see you!"

Looking up, one sees a shimmering light at the entrance, and a graceful figure has already stepped inside.

The woman was in her early twenties, slender, and alluring.

She wore a pomegranate-red jacket embroidered with gold butterflies and flowers, and a jade-green crepe skirt sprinkled with flowers underneath.

She had an oval face with snow-white skin. Beneath her arched eyebrows were a pair of phoenix eyes with triangular corners. Her eyes sparkled with a half-smile, her gaze captivating and spirited.

Without waiting for a greeting, she walked straight up to Qi Dazhuang, raised an eyebrow, and spoke in a crisp, laughing voice:

"Fool! I heard you spouting nonsense outside the door just now. What, you actually took all that rubbish Laiyun taught you to heart?"

Although she spoke with a hint of reproach, her eyes shone with affection.

Turning his head, he gave Cheng Laiyun a quick and decisive bow.

"Brother Laiyun, please don't be offended. My younger brother is a simpleton. If he has offended you, I will apologize on his behalf."

Uh?

Another top beauty?

Cheng Laiyun blinked, a look of confusion in his eyes, and asked the woman:

"Do we know each other?"

The other party knew his name right away.

However, after searching through all the memories left by his predecessor, he could not find any trace of any connection with the woman in front of him.

"I just came from outside and asked the gatekeeper. He said that a man named Cheng Laiyun is living in the same room as my simpleton." The woman's smile remained unchanged.

"Oh, oh." Cheng Laiyun nodded in realization, and quickly stood up to offer his chair:

"Sister, please sit down!"

From the woman's words, he could tell that she must be a member of Qi Dazhuang's family.

"Sister," Qi Dazhuang called out weakly to the woman.

sister?

Upon hearing this address, Cheng Laiyun looked at Qi Dazhuang in astonishment.

His face was dark, his nose was sunken, and apart from his eyes which were barely considered big, he had absolutely no good looks!

But the woman before me... was slender, alluring, with snow-white skin and exquisite features.

They don't look like family at all!

According to local customs, one usually calls their own sister "elder sister".

Even if she's not a biological sister, like a cousin or other female cousin, she's still called "sister."

This is why Cheng Laiyun was able to tell from the woman's address that she was Qi Dazhuang's older sister.

The woman, without any airs, sat down in the chair with a smile and gently placed the food box on the table.

She started chatting with Cheng Laiyun in a very natural tone.

After some conversation.

Cheng Lai's calculations gave him a deep understanding of Qi Dazhuang and this woman.

Her name is Qi Xinxiang, and she is Qi Dazhuang's older sister.

The Qi family originally made their fortune by trading cloth with the Xu family.

However, the Qi family later fell on hard times, and the two siblings lost both parents at a young age. In the large Qi family, only their grandmother was left to support them...

Both parents died young.

Qi Xinxiang naturally took on the role of "mother," and her early maturity fostered her quick wit and eloquence.

"I see that Lai Yunsheng is a handsome man with a kind face. I suppose he has taken good care of this fool these days."

As she spoke, Qi Xinxiang looked at Cheng Laiyun with a bright and clear gaze, her flower-like eyes sparkling with autumn water.

She crossed her legs and rested them on the chair, adding a touch of charm to the house.

Ouch.

We can't hold on, we can't hold on.

Cheng Laiyun was quite convinced.

He had seen all kinds of women, but he was particularly fond of this kind of girl who seemed unrestrained but was actually reserved.

"It's all the duty." He smiled and brewed a pot of tea for Qi Xinxiang.

"These are pastries I made myself. I was thinking of bringing them to this simpleton today so he could have some good food. It just so happens that Laiyun is here too. Please try my cooking, don't refuse!"

Qi Xinxiang deftly opened the food box and presented it to Cheng Laiyun.

The moment the food box was opened.

Cheng Laiyun then smelled a fragrant aroma that whetted his appetite.

Saliva begins to be secreted in the mouth.

Before he could even be polite, Qi Xinxiang had already taken out two pieces and, without a word, stuffed them into his hand:

"Eat quickly."

His tone was decisive and brute-force.

What else is there to say?

I hadn't eaten yet, let's dig in!

In this small room, Cheng Laiyun and Qi Dazhuang staged a scene of fierce competition for the dinner table.

Qi Xinxiang smiled with satisfaction, chatted for a while longer, and then took the food box back.

Before leaving, he specifically instructed Qi Dazhuang: