A slacking-off-the-fishing master becomes pregnant with twins.

Chapter 90 Where's your brain?

Chen Bo was a little melancholy!

Sometimes being too charming can be a problem.

"Officer Li, how about I do it myself? How could I trouble you, the captain, with such a minor injury? I can handle it myself!"

Chen Bo said politely.

"You're too kind. Police and civilians are one family; there's no need for such trouble. Besides, you guys are clumsy; what if the wound gets infected? Here, don't move!"

Li Minna suddenly rolled her eyes with a charming and alluring expression!

Chen Bo looked at his slightly scratched wound and fell into deep thought.

Could this wound get infected?

If we don't apply the medicine soon, it will heal very quickly!

Chen Bo checked the time again.

It's already 2 a.m.!

A woman's sudden concern and care must have an ulterior motive.

Chen Bo, too lazy to argue with Li Minna any longer, said bluntly,

"Officer Li, you wouldn't happen to have a crush on me, would you?!"

Li Minna pressed down on Chen Bo to clean his wounds, and said jokingly,

"Mr. Chen Bo, I've noticed you're a bit narcissistic. I was just bandaging your wound, and you actually think I'm interested in you? Is it true that all men who are nice to you get the illusion that the other woman is interested in them?"

"So what exactly do you want? It's almost dawn, stop playing games with me! If there's anything I can help you with, just let me know, I'll do my best!"

Li Minna's lips curled into a wicked smile.

"You said it yourself, and I really do need your help with something!"

"explain!"

"Where did you learn your kung fu? Could you teach me?"

Li Minna smiled brightly and spoke sincerely.

It's clear that Li Minna was genuinely seeking advice.

But Chen Bo neither wanted to teach nor knew how.

He acquired all his skills from the "Slacking Off Mall," so he wouldn't know how to teach them even if he wanted to!

So Chen Bo quickly made up a story.

He looked up at the ceiling and sighed deeply.

"I remember when I was five years old, a Taoist priest with an air of otherworldly wisdom passed by my house..."

"Stop, stop, stop!!" Li Minna interrupted Chen Bo's story.

"You're not suggesting that this Taoist priest saw your extraordinary physique and innate talent and sold you a martial arts manual for 10 yuan, are you? Who are you trying to fool with such a cliché story?"

"You're wrong. Are martial arts secrets so easy to learn? Even if that Taoist priest really sold me martial arts secrets, I might not actually be able to learn them. The truth is, the Taoist priest did believe that I had extraordinary physique and innate talent. So, like the reclusive masters in martial arts novels, he passed on all his life's skills to me. That's why I'm so powerful! Hmm... that's how it is."

Chen Bo wasn't exactly lying, but the Taoist's name was System.

He actually learned it in no time!

Li Minna was speechless!

I'm a little angry!

"If you're not going to teach, then don't. Making up such a clumsy story—who are you trying to fool!"

Seeing that Li Minna was really angry, Chen Bo made up another reason!

Offending a police captain is not a good thing.

"Actually, our sect has a rule that we don't pass on our skills to outsiders! Unless..."

"Unless I become your disciple?" Li Minna blurted out.

"Yes." Chen Bo nodded.

"What's the name of your sect? I can become your disciple!" Li Minna asked hurriedly.

"Our sect's name is: Dragon Breath Flowing Light Illusion Mixed Yuan Xingyi Lightning Boxing School!"

Li Minna opened her mouth in astonishment, "Are you serious? How can this name be so long!"

Chen Bo shrugged. "A truly awesome sect needs a truly awesome name!"

Li Minna looked exasperated.

"I'm not going to argue with you. How can I join your... Dragon Breath Flowing Light Illusion Mixed Yuan Xingyi Lightning Boxing Gym!"

Chen Bo exclaimed, "Awesome!"

He made up that name; he forgot about it as soon as he said it.

Surprisingly, Li Minna was actually able to reproduce it.

Chen Bo coughed lightly.

"It's not difficult to become my apprentice; it just requires three kneelings and nine prostrations to me, and preparing a generous apprenticeship gift. But Captain Li, as a public official..."

As expected, Chen Bo's proposed conditions made Li Minna fall into deep thought.

The generous apprenticeship gift was fine; she could simply pick one or two items from her father's collection when she got home.

The problem is, she's a public servant and an atheist. If others find out that she's kneeling and bowing three times to join a sect, what will happen?

Chen Bo left the police station at three in the morning.

Li Minna even drove him home.

When Chen Bo got home, he was exhausted. He took a quick shower and went straight to bed.

As for Angelica dahurica.

Li Minna told him that she had been allowed to leave long ago.

Therefore, Chen Bo assumed that Bai Zhirui had left the police station after giving her statement.

I didn't think much of it.

In fact, Bai Zhirui waited at the police station for half an hour before falling asleep due to sleepiness!

She was still unconscious when Chen Bo left the police station.

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3 a.m.!

He Wenqiong was awakened by the urge to urinate and got up to pee at night, only to find that the light was still on in He Wentao's room.

She suspected that He Wentao was doing something despicable behind her back.

She thought about it and realized it made sense.

Doing this kind of thing and letting her know, right in front of her.

Although He Wentao was under immense pressure during his senior year of high school...

He Wenqiong approached He Wentao's door and eavesdropped.

Faintly, one could hear pig-like squeals coming from He Wentao's room!

Push open He Wentao's door.

I saw He Wentao sitting on the bed watching Peppa Pig.

A series of question marks popped up above He Wenqiong's head!

? ? ? ?

Hearing the noise, He Wentao looked up abruptly, his face filled with astonishment.

"Sis, what brings you in?"

"Never mind that. Tell me, what were you watching so late at night?"

"Uh... Peppa Pig..."

He Wenqiong's face darkened!

A handsome young man, 1.8 meters tall, stays up late at night, curled up in bed watching Peppa Pig.

"You're twenty-five years old, a big, strong guy, and you're hiding under the covers watching Peppa Pig late at night?"

He Wentao looked embarrassed and explained,

"It's not that I want to see it, it's ...

"Xiao Xi? Which Xiao Xi?"

"It's that girl I saw at the night market tonight, my junior from the same major in college! She said she loves watching Peppa Pig and watches it almost every night before bed. She specifically recommended I watch it, saying it will give me a baby-like sleep!"

He Wenqiong frowned: "So you really watched it?"

He Wentao glanced at his phone screen, then at his sister, and nodded.

He Wenqiong felt like a million grass mud horses were galloping through her mind!

Does watching Peppa Pig help you sleep?

Oh!

My God!

How could my bright, handsome, and sunny younger brother have turned out like this?

Then, she noticed several bottles of mouthwash on He Wentao's bedside table!

Why did you buy so much mouthwash?

He Wentao thought for a moment,

"Xiaoxi said this mouthwash tastes great, and drinking more of it is good for your health, it can boost your energy and spirit!"

He Wenqiong opened her mouth slightly!