A slacking-off-the-fishing master becomes pregnant with twins.

"If I quit, how can I slack off?" Chen Bo asked, puzzled.

System: "Host, you haven't completed the resignation procedures yet, and you haven't asked for leave. You're currently skipping work, so it's considered slacking off."

Good guy!

You can calculate it like that?

That's great! Leaving the company an hour early earns me 3 yuan, which is a good way to rack up 30 points of "slacking off".

Eight hours a day is 24, or 240 points of "slacking off".

If you skip work and play games at home, you'll be rewarded with 5 Dragon Kingdom Coins and 50 "slacking off" points per hour.

That means you can earn 40 and 400 "slacking off" points in a single day.

What more could you want?!

Chen Bo immediately decided to delay the resignation procedures for as long as possible.

If we can delay it for a year or two!

Ha ha.

He exploited a bug in the slacking-off system to reach the pinnacle of his life, but he still needed to go to work.

A moment later!

Song Yanke had already packed her luggage.

Chen Bo took one look and exclaimed, "Good heavens!"

Five suitcases in total, each one packed full.

She practically emptied the entire room.

So, all the money I've earned in the past three years has gone to her.

But at this moment, Chen Bo was too lazy to argue with her and just wanted to get rid of this mess as soon as possible.

"Chen Bo, I'm giving you one more chance. But once I walk out that door today, I'll never come back."

Upon hearing this, Chen Bo quickly opened the door and kicked one of the suitcases out.

She was afraid that if she was even a second too slow, Song Yan would change her mind.

"Get the hell out of here!"

"You... fine, one day you'll regret this!"

Song Yanke made a harsh statement!

"Whoa!!! What are you doing?!"

Just then, a clear and melodious voice came from outside the door.

A girl with delicate features, muscular build, wearing a loose T-shirt, leather pants, and short hair, dressed in a very androgynous style, walked over.

The metal pendants on her body looked quite unique.

Although she is a girl, she dresses in a very androgynous way.

This person is Chen Bo's roommate, Yuan Dabao.

Chen Bo is currently renting this apartment in the center of Huacheng City. It has two bedrooms and two living rooms, with an area of ​​only 90 square meters, but the rent is 5000 yuan a month.

With Chen Bo's salary, it was really difficult for him to bear the expensive rent on his own, and also to meet Song Yanke's expenses.

So they rented the second bedroom to Yuan Dabao.

She is Chen Bo and Song Yanke's ideal roommate.

Because, like Chen Bo, she likes women.

She's a lesbian.

Yuan Dabao, who was attracted to women, naturally had no interest in Chen Bo.

Similarly, Song Yanke would not be interested in Yuan Dabao, who is also a woman.

Therefore, the three of them got along fairly well under the same roof.

However, Yuan Dabao's relationship with Chen Bo was much better than his relationship with Song Yanke.

Normally, Yuan Dabao also liked to address Chen Bo as a brother.

Yuan Dabao thought Song Yan was too pretentious, and she didn't like women like that.

Song Yanke thought Yuan Dabao was neither male nor female, but she was actually a little jealous of him.

As a woman, Yuan Dabao is top-notch in every way.

With delicate features, snow-white skin, and tall, long legs, if she wore black stockings, even Chen Bo might fall for her.

It's a pity that such a beautiful woman is a lesbian who likes other women.

"What happened? Did you have a fight? Did you break up?"

"I love a good show," Yuan Dabao asked with a grin.

"As you can see, they've brought this friendly match to our home!" Chen Bo glanced at Song Yanke and her lover and sneered.

Yuan Dabao glanced at the bright red handprints on Song Yanke and her lover's faces, then stamped his foot in regret.

"Damn, I got back too late, I missed the exciting part!"

"Hey, handsome, we meet again!" Yuan Dabao greeted the adulterer brother with a wicked smile.

Chen Bo frowned. "You two know each other?"

Yuan Dabao's wicked smile deepened. "This handsome guy comes here once or twice a week. It's perfectly reasonable that I've seen him before."

"Yuan Dabao, you knew about this mess all along, why didn't you tell me?" Chen Bo grumbled.

"I'd rather destroy a temple than break up a marriage. Besides, what if you knew about their relationship from the beginning and you agreed to it? Wouldn't that make me seem like I'm being nosy? I'm not that kind of person," Yuan Dabao said dismissively.

"Do you think I'm the kind of person who can tolerate this kind of thing?" Chen Bo was speechless at Yuan Dabao's explanation.

"Who knows? The mindset of a simp is beyond the comprehension of ordinary people. Besides, I've been reminding you constantly for the past six months; you're just too oblivious, aren't you?"

"When did you remind me?" Chen Bo asked.

"My brother, haven't you noticed that in the past six months, whenever we eat together, I keep putting green vegetables on your plate? When I buy dessert, I buy you mung bean dessert. When I recommend the movie Hulk, I even give you a green apple for Christmas. Isn't that a clear enough reminder?"

I was practically ready to cuckold you. You're so oblivious!

Yuan Dabao said irritably.

Chen Bo thought for a moment, and then it dawned on him.

"Now that you mention it, there's actually some truth to it."

"I've seen slow-witted people, but I've never seen anyone as slow-witted as you. But it's okay, out with the old, in with the new. You deserve better."

Yuan Dabao patted Chen Bo on the shoulder reassuringly.

These words, however, took on a different meaning in Song Yanke's ears.

"Yuan Dabao, who are you talking about in such a sarcastic way?" Song Yanke questioned loudly.

Yuan Dabao looked completely innocent.

"I wasn't talking about you. My brother definitely deserves better."

"I knew it was you who was behind this. If you hadn't reminded him, why would Chen Bo have come back early today for no reason?" Song Yan said, trying to be unreasonable.

"Hey, hey, you can't just say things like that. I have no interest in what's going on between you two. Besides, how dare you do something so disgusting?"

"No matter how disgusting I am, can I be as disgusting as you? You filthy glass, you hermaphrodite!"

Snapped!

A loud, sharp slap landed hard on Song Yanke's face.

"You bitch, you think you're so great? If I dare say another word, I'll slit your mouth!"

Yuan Dabao's sharp gaze was fixed on Song Yanke.

Song Yanke wanted to cry but had no tears, and dared not even think of resisting.

She can't count on her lover brother; if a real fight broke out, he probably couldn't even beat Yuan Dabao.

Moreover, Chen Bo was also there.

"You...you just wait!"

"Damn it!"

Yuan Dabao kicked Song Yanke's remaining suitcase out the door.

"Get the hell out of here, you slut."

Bang!

Yuan Dabao closed the gate.

"Chen Bo, she's not worth your heartache. There are plenty of girls better than her. I'll introduce you to a few later."

"Introducing me a few is no problem, but are the girls around you straight?" Chen Bo teased.

Yuan Dabao glared fiercely at Chen Bo.

"You're asking for it, aren't you!"

Having witnessed Yuan Dabao's fighting prowess, Chen Bo subconsciously took a step back.

"Brother, don't let these women affect our mood. Since you're heartbroken today, I'll treat you to some skewers and a couple of drinks," Yuan Dabao suggested.