My baby is two and a half years old. Daddy, hurry up and make some milk!
Chapter 182 Uncle, shall we catch some poop?
Back at the Lu family home, the couple had lunch with their children and family before rushing off to the company.
When Le Bao, the little tagalong, saw his parents about to leave, he nimbly slid off the stool and wanted to follow them on the carriage.
"Baby, can you stay home with Grandpa and Grandma? Mommy and Daddy have to go to work and don't have time to play with you."
Shen Wanning looked at the chubby little boy who wouldn't let go of her leg, and felt utterly exhausted.
"Don't stay home, Mom, baby's going out now."
She really can't stay at home for even a moment longer.
There are only elderly people at home, which isn't fun. She likes to go out and play with other children.
"Your uncle is here. How about your uncle plays with you?"
Xiang Jiahui came over to persuade him and tried to pick up the little one.
"I don't want my uncle, he's bad."
She doesn't want this uncle; she thinks he holds a grudge.
Xiang Jiahui turned her head and glared at Shen Shilan. See? This is all your doing.
Shen Shilan: No, I just mentioned a bald spot. Why do you still remember it? I've already been beaten and scolded. You don't expect me to remember this all the time, do you? My dear niece, it's not that serious.
Seeing that no one could persuade the little one, Lu Chenyue could only bend down and pick her up.
"I'll take her to the company; she'll probably take a nap soon."
"This is the only way."
Shen Wanning simply didn't have time to look after her, so Lu Chenyue had to take care of her.
Neither of them called a driver. When they went there, Shen Wanning drove while Lu Chenyue held Le Bao in the back seat.
"Daddy, is this baby Nai?"
Now this hindsight expert finally knows how to please her father.
Lu Chenyue glanced at her leisurely without saying a word.
Hey kid, where did your arrogance from this morning go?
"Daddy, Daddy, I love you, don't you love me?"
Seeing that Lu Chenyue didn't speak, the clever little girl anxiously pledged her loyalty to her father.
"You love me, yet you complained to your grandfather. Just wait until he beats me."
"Don't hit the dad, hit the uncle."
You've already fought, and now you're telling your dad you won't fight anymore? Where were you before?
Shen Wanning couldn't help but chuckle as she listened to her daughter's flattering words coming from behind her.
This little brat is quite old, but he's very good at knowing how to adapt to circumstances.
Upon arriving at Shen Wanning's studio, Shen Wanning got out of the car, kissed Le Bao, and turned to leave.
"Honey, I want some too."
Lu Chenyue called out to her, shamelessly pointing to his own face.
"Dream on, shameless."
Shen Wanning laughed and scolded her, then turned and left.
"shameless."
After her mother left, the chubby boy turned to look at Lu Chenyue and said something to him.
"What did you say? I'm your father. Have you forgotten who's in your hands now?"
Lu Chenyue reached out and pinched the little fat girl's mouth, watching as her mouth was twisted into various shapes under his force.
"Mmm, mmm, wobbly."
Let me go.
The chubby girl grabbed her father's big hands with both of hers and tried to pry them apart, but the difference in strength was too great and she couldn't do anything about it.
Lu Chenyue kneaded the chubby boy for a while before letting go of him.
As soon as she was free, Le Bao raised her hand to slap her father's face, but Lu Chenyue anticipated it.
You think you can hit me? You're too green, little guy.
After strapping Le Bao to the baby chair, Lu Chenyue opened the driver's door and got in.
Le Bao rubbed her chubby little face and looked at the back of her father's head with a resentful expression.
The car drove off smoothly, and not long after, Lu Chenyue's neck was grabbed from behind.
He quickly pulled the car over to the side of the road and stopped.
It turned out that the chubby little boy in the back seat had somehow managed to break free of the baby chair's safety belt, stood up, pounced on Lu Chenyue's seat, and tightly hugged his father's neck with both hands.
"Do you know how dangerous this is?"
Lu Chenyue stopped the car, pried her hands off, got out of the driver's seat, opened the back door, and pulled the chubby boy out of the seat.
He was terrified. If the car had been unstable or braked suddenly, the little guy would have definitely fallen off his seat. Just thinking about the consequences is terrifying.
Lu Chenyue's expression was very serious, unlike his usual pretense; this time he was genuinely serious.
"What if you lose your balance and fall off? What if Dad gets scared and accidentally bumps into another car?"
Judging from Lu Chenyue's expression and tone of voice, Le Bao knew that her father was really angry this time.
She kept her head down, poking at her fingers, as if she hadn't yet realized where she had gone wrong.
She just wanted to hug her dad; what did she do wrong?
Just then, two traffic police officers happened to pass by. The little chubby girl caught sight of them, abandoned her father, and ran over to hug one of the officers' legs.
The young traffic policeman, who was talking to someone, suddenly felt a weight on his leg. He looked down and saw an incredibly cute little guy wearing a hat.
"Little friend, are you lost?"
The traffic policeman squatted down and asked her in a low voice.
"Uncle Dudu, Daddy's bad, he scolded the baby, should we arrest him?"
Yesterday's discussion among a group of kids in the hospital room has now come down to Lu Chenyue.
Lu Chenyue: You're my father, aren't you? My living father.
After listening to the chubby boy's words, the traffic police also saw Lu Chenyue not far away.
"Sir, please show me your identification."
The traffic policeman carried the chubby boy over, while another, slightly shorter officer came over to check Lu Chenyue's documents.
This is absolutely infuriating! I got reported by my own daughter and had my ID checked. You probably can't find many people like that in the whole world.
Lu Chenyue bit his cheek, glanced at the chubby boy sitting in the traffic policeman's lap, and turned to get his documents from the car.
Seeing the look in his father's eyes, Le Bao shrank back a little and shrank into the traffic policeman's arms.
Dad seems angry. I hope he won't hit me.
Lu Chenyue: What do you think?
After checking Lu Chenyue's documents and finding no problems, the traffic police returned them to him.
"What is your relationship with this child?"
The traffic police officer who was holding Le Bao noticed when she shrank back.
He began to suspect that the child might be being abused.
Lu Chenyue: Have you ever seen an abused child who is as fat as a ball?
"I am her father."
Lu Chenyue said bitterly.
"Little boy, is he your father?"
The traffic policeman turned to ask Le Bao.
"It looks like poop."
The little guy nodded.
"Sir, although you are the child's father, it is wrong to hit or scold the child. There's no need to teach him properly. The child is still young, there's no need to get angry."
The young traffic policeman spoke with the air of an experienced elder.
"I was driving when she unbuckled her seatbelt, stood up, and hugged my neck from behind. Do you think this is a big deal or a small deal?"
I only said a few words to her, telling her that this was very dangerous behavior, and she actually called you all over and tried to arrest me.
Lu Chenyue felt that since this little devil came along, he not only became more patient, but also talked more.
Normally, he wouldn't even bother with this kind of thing and would just hand it over to Jiang Lin to handle.
"Forehead......"
After hearing Lu Chenyue's words, the traffic policeman looked at the little guy in his arms, who was blinking his innocent eyes at him.
"Little friend, your dad is right. You can't do that. It's very dangerous. Don't ever do it again. Dad is doing this for your own good."
The traffic policeman handed Le Bao to Lu Chenyue and quickly left.
Le Bao returned to her father's arms, and the father and daughter stared at each other.
"Daddy, I'm sorry, I was wrong, won't you spank me?"
The chubby boy wrapped his arms around Lu Chenyue's neck, gave him a bright smile, and quickly admitted his mistake.
Lu Chenyue remained silent, determined to put this arrogant little fat boy to the test this time.
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