My baby is two and a half years old. Daddy, hurry up and make some milk!
Chapter 108 Two Little Pandas
When Tang Wanning arrived at the Lu family home, the two children had already been put on the bed.
Seeing the brother and sister sleeping together, everyone's hearts melted.
It really proves the saying: a sleeping child is an angel, a awake child is a devil.
Lu Chenyue looked at Tang Wanning, who was dressed in thin clothes, and wanted to reach out and pull her close to warm her up.
Before his hand could even touch her shoulder, it was swatted away by Shen Xizhou, who had rushed over.
"They left in such a hurry, didn't they even know to wear more clothes?"
Shen Xizhou draped the coat he had brought over Tang Wanning's shoulders and gave Lu Chenyue a provocative look.
"Thank you, brother."
"Wanning, it's all Shulang's fault for leading Lebao astray. You can't blame Lebao; she's still young."
Wen Xian took the initiative to step forward and took the blame onto her son.
She had no idea that her youngest son had secretly hidden so many snacks from everyone, and had even taken out the tablet she had kept in the cupboard.
"Sister-in-law, it takes two to tango. I know Le Bao's personality all too well."
Tang Wanning stepped forward to tuck the blankets around the two children, hoping that they wouldn't catch a cold.
Looking at the mess on the ground, Tang Wanning could imagine how happy the two little ones had been last night.
In order to teach the two children a "painful" lesson, Tang Wanning came up with a plan. She approached Wen Xian and whispered something in her ear. Wen Xian's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly ran out.
A moment later, Wen Xian came over with a box of things; it was her usual makeup contouring palette.
The two exchanged a glance, both seeing the excitement of playing pranks on the child in each other's eyes.
A few minutes later, two freshly made panda cubs appeared before everyone.
The two sleeping little ones have no idea what awaits them when they wake up; they're currently enjoying their dreams.
The two slept until noon, when Le Bao woke up because he felt suffocated.
I was woken up by the urge to urinate, and also by the urge to breathe through a blocked nose.
"Mother."
Rubbing her eyes, she looked around but didn't see her mother; she only saw her brother sleeping next to her.
"Brother, pee."
Le Bao couldn't hold it in any longer, so she slapped Lu Shulang's face with her little hand, waking him up.
"Who, who hit me?"
Lu Shulang, still half asleep, was suddenly awakened and sat up, looking around.
"Little sister, you're awake."
He only fully woke up when he saw that it was his sister.
"Pot, pee, pee."
Le Bao stood up with her legs crossed; she was about to burst.
"Ah, wait a minute, little sister, I'll call someone for you."
Lu Shulang quickly got out of bed and stood on the second-floor railing, calling out to people downstairs.
Upon hearing the shouts, Lu Chenyue and Tang Wanning immediately got up and headed upstairs to the second floor.
Lu Chen walked faster and faster, taking several steps at a time as he went up the stairs, afraid that the little guy wouldn't be able to hold it in.
When he went upstairs, he saw his daughter standing on the bed, too afraid to move.
That's right, Le Bao wet his pants again.
Unfortunately, she wasn't wearing a diaper this time.
Water dripped down her pants, and the bed sheet was soaked with her as the center.
"Le Bao, you...."
Lu Chenyue didn't expect that even though he rushed as fast as he could, he still couldn't make it.
"Daddy, I need to pee."
The little guy was a bit embarrassed, his little feet awkwardly picking at the sheets.
Tang Wanning, who caught up with the crowd, was speechless when she saw this scene.
Seeing that his parents had arrived, the chubby boy smiled ingratiatingly at them.
Lu Chenyue and Tang Wanning exchanged a glance. One resignedly went to run the bathwater, and the other resignedly went to hug the little fat boy.
When we finished bathing and changing the little guy into clean clothes and went downstairs, it was just in time for lunch.
Shen Xizhou has already left. He doesn't have the thick skin of Lu Chenyue, who stayed at his house and refused to leave.
When Lu Chenyue carried Le Bao downstairs, Lu Shulang was sitting on the dining table, clutching a mirror, and breaking down in tears.
"Hey buddy, what happened to the mud?"
Unaware of what was happening, Le Bao saw her brother crying and kindly went over to comfort him.
"Waaaaah, little sister, my eyes... Hahahahahaha!"
Lu Shulang turned around, about to tell his sister about his panda eyes.
Then he saw Le Bao, who had panda eyes just like him, and he burst into laughter.
"Little sister, you, hahaha, that's so funny."
Le Bao, who was initially puzzled by her brother's strange actions, burst into laughter after seeing Lu Shulang's panda eyes.
"Giggle giggle, bro, why are you so dark?"
Le Bao, who was still laughing at his brother, stopped laughing the next second.
Because Lu Shulang had placed the mirror on her face.
The chubby boy stared wide-eyed, wiping and rubbing his face repeatedly, but the dark circles under his eyes remained perfectly intact.
"Waaaaah, my eyes are all black now, I'm not pretty anymore, boohoo!"
It has to be said that Wenxian's cosmetics have a really good waterproof effect.
Seeing his younger sister crying, Lu Shulang looked in the mirror at his own face, and the next second, he followed suit.
For a moment, the entire room was filled with the sounds of the two crying.
The adults tried their best to suppress their laughter, while their phones kept capturing the images of the two of them crying with panda eyes.
"Ha ha ha ha."
"Gaga gaga gaga".
The brother and sister, who were crying loudly, looked at each other, then started laughing again, and then looked at themselves in the mirror and started crying again.
Lu Chenyue rubbed his temples. He wondered if these two children were stupid. They were crying one minute and laughing the next. He was afraid they might develop some kind of mental illness.
"Cough cough cough."
Finally, the adults, having had their fill of the drama, began to ask questions.
"Shulang, did you stay up all night with your sister last night?"
Wen Xian wiped away the tears that had welled up in her eyes from laughing, and looked at her son with a serious expression.
"Waaaaah, my sister and I ate snacks, watched TV, and then I fell asleep."
Now that things have come to this, he dares not hide it any longer. He's afraid of being sent to school by his family with those black eyes.
"Do you know why your eyes are all dark? It's because you don't sleep at night and stay up all night, that's why they're like this."
"When would be a good time?"
"It depends on whether you get enough sleep next night. If you go to bed early and wake up early, you might be fine tomorrow. But if you stay up late like last night, it's hard to say."
Wen Xian deceived the child with a straight face.
"I will go to bed early and get up early, and I will never stay up late again, Mom."
He was genuinely scared.
"Le Bao, what about you? Are you still staying up all night?"
Seeing that Lu Shulang had been dealt with, Tang Wanning began to deal with Le Bao.
"Baby, sleep well, be good, waaaah."
She no longer dared to stay up all night.
These panda eyes might look funny on other people, but she couldn't accept it on her. After all, she's quite vain.
"Okay, as long as you behave well and go to bed early tonight, you'll be a cute and obedient baby again tomorrow."
Picking up her crying daughter and kissing her on the cheek, Tang Wanning almost couldn't help but smile.
You little brat, I've got plenty of ways to deal with you.
"Alright, alright, the children must be hungry too, let's eat."
Seeing that the matter had been resolved satisfactorily, Lu Jianguo began to invite everyone to dinner.
This time, even Le Bao, who usually dawdles when it comes to eating, was very cooperative. Because she had just said she would be obedient, she ate whatever her mother fed her.
Even when she encountered something she didn't like, she would close her eyes, chew a few times, and swallow it.
After this experience, the brother and sister didn't dare to stay up late for a long time.
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