A is in StarCraft, just disembarked from the Zerg Prince spaceship.
Chapter 353 There's no other way, we can't just get a divorce, can we?
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Which category has the most applicants right now?
Bambo flipped through the pages: "Hmm, Harvest Plain?"
What a surprise, a bountiful agricultural planet like Harvest Plains has nothing to offer.
Agricultural planets not only lack scenery and commercial facilities, but their income is also far less than that of tourist and mining planets. However, the humans there are like madmen, all shouting the word "farming" as they rush to the planets.
Humans are so perverted. They are a bunch of creatures evolved from monkeys who actually like farming. Shouldn't they like trees?
The Crown Prince burst out laughing.
The sun was shining brightly in the lobby of the state guesthouse today, its rays slanting in through the windows.
In the corner, Gao Tian sat motionless on the sofa, hugging a fluffy dog, looking like a mannequin.
Lan led Bambo past, and after taking a couple of steps, he suddenly realized something.
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He paused, then turned around and went back.
Bampo slammed on the brakes and pretended to be blind.
"How did it get here?" the Crown Prince asked, pointing at the dog.
The Crown Princess remained motionless.
"What's wrong with you?"
The Crown Princess finally made a move.
He gently put the dog on the ground and patted its rump: "Go, show your dad what you're made of."
The little dog emperor strode with an air of superiority, its fluffy tail held high, head held high and chest puffed out, and walked straight to the shiny blue leather shoes and stopped.
Its head was held high.
Those ignorant humans should take a good look.
Blue didn't know what it wanted to do, and its face remained expressionless.
then.
The little emperor dog lowered its head and began to shake its fur—
It began to shake its fat with an astonishing frequency and amplitude, as if it were trying to shake off its soul.
"Doo- ...
Time seemed to be slowed down.
In an instant, it was like a dandelion suddenly bursting open, or like snow suddenly falling!
The fine, dense dog hair defied gravity and quickly spread, occupying a space of several square meters centered on the little dog emperor!
The air instantly became fuzzy.
The Crown Prince was the first to be affected.
He was caught off guard and didn't react in time. By the time he realized what had happened, it was too late. His head, face, and body were covered with fine, white hair, densely covering him.
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The baby worm, who loves cleanliness and beauty, froze in place, even its breathing stopped.
He looked down at his body and hands, his pupils dilating in shock.
What is this?
Is it a dog?
It's not a dog, is it?
Is it a dandelion dog?
"The puppy is shedding. It was thrown out of the house by the butler system." The Crown Princess looked at the incredulous Crown Prince and said in a super wicked way.
"Look at how much fur is shedding, isn't it amazing?"
Huskies are Siberian Huskies with very thick fur that can withstand temperatures as low as -50°C. Of course, when kept as pets, they shed a lot of fur.
Their summer and winter coats change every year, and during the molting season, it looks like snow is falling wherever they go.
The Crown Prince had excellent eyesight and could clearly see the dog hair flying everywhere and his blank reflection clearly reflected in the Crown Princess's smiling eyes.
one second.
two seconds.
The next second, the Crown Prince realized what was happening!
The Crown Princess did it on purpose.
"Aaaaaaahh ...
The crown prince suddenly attacked him.
The Crown Prince completely lost his composure as a Crown Prince and climbed onto the Crown Princess, who was laughing so hard her shoulders were shaking, and started hitting her!
"Ouch!" The Crown Princess tried to run away, but it was too late. She was pinned down by the Crown Prince and could only do whatever she wanted, laughing as she tried to dodge.
Lan rubbed the dog hair all over him angrily: "It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!!!"
"I'm going to throw it out with you—!!!"
The Crown Princess is shameless; she's still laughing.
The Crown Prince was so angry he was trembling.
"Are you really going to keep it?!"
Gao Tian laughed until tears almost streamed down his face. Looking at their baby's head covered in dog hair, he deliberately dragged out his words, his laughter dripping with amusement that was utterly infuriating: "Ouch—ya—"
He stretched out his finger and pointed at the little dog sitting on the ground, scratching at his neck, each scratch producing a tuft of fur, yet looking completely unconcerned. He chuckled and said, "So fluffy, how cute!"
Crown Prince: "..."
The crown prince flew into a rage, grabbing him by the neck: "I'm going to throw you out with the dogs—!"
"Then, angering the Crown Princess, he ran away with the dog, and the Crown Prince began his 'chasing after her' ordeal."
"Aaaaaahhhhhh—!" The Crown Prince hit him again.
Gao Tian laughed and hugged him, shaking him gently.
Bamba was incredibly perceptive; in the short time he had already contacted the staff at the state guesthouse to bring over the hair removal device.
Modern tools are quite advanced, with specialized cleaning modes for pet hair such as dog hair.
The laser creates a small force field, which automatically absorbs the pet's fur after it is detected, and the hair is cleaned after the probe passes over it.
The Crown Princess personally cleaned up the messes the Crown Prince had made.
Your hair and body must be thoroughly cleaned.
While petting the dog's fur, the Crown Princess teased him, "How is it? Aren't the furry creatures on Earth fun?"
The crown prince rode on his lap and pulled his hair.
"Ouch!" Gao Tian grabbed his hand. "If you move around again, I'll suck your hair in too."
Lan said, "I can also turn back into my original form so you can hug me. Moths are also fluffy."
Did Gao Tian deliberately say that moths are also considered fluffy?
"Why aren't moths fluffy?" Lan said, looking at him with his bright blue eyes with dissatisfaction.
The Crown Princess is sarcastic and unpredictable.
He was really good-looking, and the dissatisfaction in his eyes was genuine. He truly felt that moths, which also had fur all over their bodies, should also be included in the list of cute and fluffy creatures.
"Count it, count it, how can you not count it? Moths are so cute, I'll argue with anyone who says they're not fluffy."
Gao Tian hugged him tightly, unable to resist resting his head on his shoulder and sniffling, "Oh, our baby is so cute, everything our baby says is right. Moths are so adorable, I'm so lucky..."
The Crown Prince remained unmoved when suddenly hugged and leaned on the shoulder. Although he didn't quite understand what was wrong with the Crown Princess, he still accepted the compliment.
What's wrong with the moth?
Moths are so fluffy!
Even if the King of Heaven himself came today, the moths would still be fluffy!
Bambo tried his best to stand aside as a background figure, keeping his eyes down and his mind at ease.
The little emperor sat upright, his body exuding a low-pressure atmosphere and... fine dog hair.
"Alright, alright, don't be upset, Your Highness. It's all the dog's fault. Look how fat you've made it. Its shaking has become much more powerful." Gao Tian suppressed a laugh, resignedly circling around him with the hair vacuum cleaner in his hand.
"Hmph." The Crown Prince moved away, distancing himself from him.
"Don't move, don't move, there's more here." Gao Tian coaxed him with a smile, leaning over and gently brushing his hand over Little Butterfly's shoulder and back.
The fine lint is absorbed, leaving the fabric clean.
The Crown Prince looked down at the Crown Princess's handsome face.
The Crown Princess focused intently on sucking away the hair from his clothes and hair.
Even the angrier you get, the more you see the Crown Princess's face, the less angry you'll feel.
He snorted, which was a sign that he had forgiven him.
The Crown Princess is incredibly wicked, so what can he do? They've already got their marriage certificate; they can't just get a divorce, can they?
I'm so angry.
He pressed all his strength against the Crown Princess, draping his arm over her shoulder like a wronged kitten waiting to be waited on.
The Crown Princess patted his back to comfort him.
"Speaking of which, baby," Gao Tian said naturally as he petted the Crown Prince, his voice soft and gentle, as if telling him an old bedtime story, "the New Year is almost here."
"Hmm?" Lan's attention was slightly diverted, and she uttered a question with a nasal tone.
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