A is in StarCraft, just disembarked from the Zerg Prince spaceship.

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If anyone is living too comfortably, they can take this bastard away.

Add some booze to peaceful days, add some difficulty to a smooth life.

Gao Tian hopped after him on one foot, his hair standing on end as if it had been bombed, his face a mixture of sleep deprivation and provoked rage.

This scene is a typical snapshot of the living room.

"I'll count to three!" Gao Tian roared, "One—! Two—! Three—!"

The little dog emperor didn't even turn his head.

It's totally useless.

Gao Tian gritted his teeth, grabbed another slipper, and prepared to beat the dog.

The dog runs, and the person chases.

Hee hee hee.

The Crown Prince was comfortably nestled in the corner of the sofa, having escaped the disaster, watching the Crown Princess chase the dog while he ate a bag of potato chips with great relish.

Isn't this more interesting than TV dramas about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationships?

How miserable.

Let the Crown Princess raise this dog.

Deserve it.

The Crown Prince munched on potato chips, displaying a smug, almost mischievous, attitude of enjoying a good spectacle.

Well said.

Louder.

I love listening to it.

Hehehe, the Crown Princess is so annoyed by the puppy that she has no energy left to bother him.

Keep it up, little dog!

Gao Tian stumbled and almost tripped over the pillow that the little dog emperor had deliberately kicked at him.

The Crown Prince grinned and stuffed another potato chip into his hand.

It's a joke that the Crown Princess keeps dogs and enjoys a life of despicable mischief.

After walking the dog for a while, Emperor the dog suddenly slammed on the brakes, flung the slipper it was carrying at Gao Tian's bare feet with a "thud," and then made a sharp turn, leaping towards the trash can next to the sofa.

It was planted upside down in the trash can, causing it to tip over and spill its contents—waste paper, snack wrappers, and more—all over the ground.

"You shameless bastard!!!" Gao Tian's roar instantly rose eight octaves.

The little dog emperor popped out of the trash can and shook his head.

"I'll beat you to death today—" Gao Tian grabbed another slipper.

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In the end, they didn't kill him.

Humans are nothing but mortals; they'll dare to do it again next time.

Day after day, the little dog emperor's house-destroying skills improved day by day, from chewing table legs to tearing wallpaper, from dragging carpets to rummaging through trash cans, with endless variations.

"I'll hang you up and beat you sooner or later."

Gao Tian is turning into a nagging old mother, constantly trying to educate the dog, but never quite succeeding.

The Crown Prince loves watching this.

Hee hee hee.

Serves you right for having a dog.

Every day when Gao Tian trains the dogs, the Crown Prince is always present, setting out snacks and listening with satisfaction.

Hmm, not bad, really not bad.

It sounds great, I love listening to it, please give me more!

One ordinary afternoon.

Sunlight lazily streamed into the living room. Gao Tian was in the study processing some application procedures for going to the Zerg. For once, the little dog emperor didn't make any noise.

After finishing his business for the day, the Crown Prince collapsed on the sofa, wanting to sleep.

I wanted some soothing sounds to help me fall asleep, but the roaring sound I expected never came. The living room was eerily quiet.

"?" The Crown Prince frowned, his eyes closed.

Not right.

It's not right.

He opened his eyes, turned over, and sat up, straining his ears to listen carefully.

The only sounds in the study were the tapping of a keyboard, while in the living room... the only sounds in the living room were soft, rhythmic breathing.

Lan suspiciously clung to the back of the sofa and peered over.

The puppy! Surprisingly! It didn't do anything at all, just quietly lying in its kennel, sleeping!

Lying on its side, eyes closed, limbs limp, its huge belly, the result of being fed premium beef and ridiculously expensive natural dog food every day, rose and fell slightly with its breathing.

...So well-behaved as a baby, so innocent it makes you want to call the police.

Bro, what did you do last night? Why are you so tired even though you didn't cause any trouble?

The Crown Prince immediately got up, walked to the door of the study, and pushed it open.

Gao Tian, ​​who was facing the computer screen, looked up when he heard the noise: "Hmm? What's wrong, baby?"

"Have you forgotten something?"

Gao Tian was completely bewildered: "Huh? What did I forget?"

Then he exclaimed with delight, "Ah, I know! I forgot to kiss you when I woke up this morning—!"

Then she would come and hug him.

"Stop! You stand there!" The Crown Prince quickly shooed him away, saying unhappily, "I was talking about the dog. Was it behaving well today? Why didn't you scold it?"

Gao Tian looked at the doghouse in the living room with a bewildered expression: "Dog? The dog seems to be behaving quite well today."

He didn't cause any damage; he just played until he was tired and then went to sleep.

It was worth it for him to get up at 2 a.m. to stay up all night.

These past two nights he's been staring at his dog every night.

Don't want to sleep, huh? Have too much energy, huh? Then why don't you try having an energy contest with an alpha?

It was quite a struggle to finally get the dog to settle down and sleep.

However, the Crown Prince was not satisfied with this and was unhappy: "I don't care, go ahead and scold it, I want to hear it."

Gao Tian: "?"

Inside the doghouse, the little dog Emperor's ear twitched very slightly and very quickly.

Then, in an instant, the little dog emperor opened his eyes!

—Excuse me, the dog seems to have heard something very illogical?

What did you say?

Its limp legs were suddenly full of power again, and with a "whoosh," it sprang up from its doghouse and jumped onto the sofa!

Looking at those two shameless owners.

She started throwing a tantrum.

"Awoooo ...

A rapid, high-pitched bark, full of questioning and accusation, came out like a machine gun.

The fur on its back bristled, its tail stood straight up like a flagpole, and it jumped and hopped around wildly, slapping the back of the sofa with its paws, making muffled "slap slap" sounds.

What did you say?! You two, one of you won't let the dog sleep, and the other makes sure the dog gets yelled at!?

The dog is so well-behaved! The dog is even sleeping! And you still want to scold it?! Is a puppy some kind of lowly creature?! Is the puppy part of your Prey system?!

Gao Tian was so shocked by this sudden and aggressive outburst that he took a step back.

The little dog emperor took a deep breath, and then, with all its might, uttered the clearest, most furious, and most resounding accusation of its short canine life—

"Awoooo ...

Are you! Humans!?

The little dog emperor grunted and groaned, his lips trembling with anger.

"I don't understand. If you're so capable, speak human language." The Crown Prince bullied it.

"—" The little dog emperor breathed angrily, then jumped off the sofa without looking back and left the house.

The dog isn't coming home tonight.

The dog wants to sleep in the yard!!!

Freeze yourself to death!!! Tomorrow I'll give you all a minor illness that costs two thousand yuan—!!!

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"What's wrong with it?" After the puppy emperor left, Lan turned to ask Gao Tian.

"I don't know, maybe it's too hot." Gao Tian watched as the little dog Emperor angrily walked into the yard, found a corner to curl up in, touched his nose, and replied.

Siberian Huskies are very sensitive to heat, and Yunnan is like the equator to them.